Monday, August 11, 2008

Hilarious Hijinks

  • The 79th annual Bud Billiken Parade ended in surprise after the event, when police responded to a barrage of calls from attendees who found their cars missing.

    Motorists, residents and store owners in the area say a tow company waited until lots near the parade route were full of cars before posting towing notices and taking vehicles. Each owner had to shell out at least $170 to Rendered Services Inc. to retrieve their cars.

    Police on the scene said they'd heard many radio calls about towing from vacant lots in the area, and most involved Rendered. Police said at one point they had to stop trucks from yanking the cars because the signage was erected after the 10 a.m. start of the parade.
After Lincoln Towing, Rendered Services is one of the crookedest towing outfits around. While we don't doubt that they were probably putting up the signs late, their contention that they were merely replacing the signs taken down by fine citizens has a ring of truth to it - if only they weren't such assholes to begin with.

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

leaches praying on leaches

8/11/2008 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, One Version Of The BB Parade In Shitford Ct, The West Indian Parade Sat, Had "Chalkie" As A Guest. 1 Shooting, 7 Got Lead Poisioning,1 "Chalkified". 2 Cuffed, Both Young Honor students On Gang Retaliation. Shitford Had More Shot That Shitcago? Hartford #1 In Something?? Good To see That Your BB Parade Was Safer Than Ours

8/11/2008 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont know about rendered but lincoln is good to the po po.

8/11/2008 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mentioned this nonsense a month or so ago. Last day of perch fishing in June, I was perch fishing at Montrose harbor that saturday morning. After I parked, they put signs up on the street for a race. I ran and got my car right before they towed it. Towed a bunch of cars from: 77 year old guy who was fishing next to me, working stiffs who took their kids down to fish,etc.- Years ago a Police Officer would have driven around with lights on and a loudspeaker to move the cars- now it is all about the $$$$

old retired guy

8/11/2008 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Higgens": SCC, u South Side Hillbilly

8/11/2008 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll believe a convicted felon before I believe Rendered Services.

8/11/2008 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cars were probably leased or stolen anyway.

8/11/2008 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as you know our mayors real father was bud biliken. It's time for us to sit on the floor and ponder this incident by chanting the following:

Oh great and wise Richie Biliken
with your head so round
Why did they yank those cars off the ground
Didn't they know it was your real daddys day
Or did the parade leaders forget to pay
I leave you now with a fact thats true
Keep signing those pay checks and I don't care what you do.

8/11/2008 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the tow company on Irons... Those bastards towed me from HQ...

8/11/2008 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you hear about the group of white folk passing out literature telling the community to,(not verbatim) "Wake the hell up, police are killing you"..and hawking black tee shirts with the yellow warning diamond and inside it said Danger: Police in the Area.
stick copper shooting stick man with his hands up....gotta love these bloodsuckers.

8/11/2008 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but I recently noticed that the city posted NO PARKING "street cleaning" signs on the East side of my street in Beverly (posted there at 7p). The following morning I woke up early for court and the signs were all switched to the West side of the street. When I returned from court, quite a few neighbors had tickets. After a few phone calls I learned the Ward Boss or whomever is in charge of posting the signs stated they were posted correctly. I had to wonder, is there truth to the idea that the city is targeting city works for revenue generating fines. That would explain why the meter maids are on my street twice a week, when everyone already has a side driveway. I just love this city.

8/11/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalike BBQ'd one on the south side last night.
Eddie Welch the turd was heard saying "thats not fair, my's boys cant clear simple shootings knows this" Clout kills in area 2. keep drinking the kool aid boyz (coffee's for closers)

8/11/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rendered will take any vehicle and claim that it was parked on the lot. Another scum tow truck service is chromy's.

8/11/2008 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much money did this "parade"cost the taxpayers of chicago. Every other parade must be paid for with private funds.

8/11/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who gives a shit the gang bangers and morons got their cars towed at a fake parade!

8/11/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in all due respect,
Rendered had tow trucks lines up around 0600. There were no signs posted at all until the lot started to fill. At 10 they started towing. My wife was on a float and can verify this because thier van almost was towed but a squad saved the day.

8/11/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, maybe i dont have all the facts, so please explain if my comment is misinformed.

so the people just park in some lot.....and assumed they could park there because there are no signs about towing???

seems like a case of stupid complaining about being stupid.

8/11/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the tow company on Irons... Those bastards towed me from HQ...

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Uh, that's Rendered Services Einstein.

8/11/2008 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it didnt rain ywice we would have had 8 shot at least, men with guns running ecerywhere inside the fest.

8/11/2008 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phillips Towing (Division/Halsted) did that to me and a couple friends about 8 years ago near North/Sheffield near the Weed Street bars in 018th district. They put the signs up around 11pm and towed probably 50 cars. Same scam as this. At that location, I know they didn't previously have signs because I parked there for two years before getting towed! I'm sure they always say the signs were taken down.

8/11/2008 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the owner of a vacant lot. I have permanent signs posted on the building next to the lot. It is partially fenced (MCC states that all vacant lots must be fenced EXCEPT those owned by the City of Chicago), but the savages keep tearing it apart to park their whoopties in there.

SOOOO- I have Rendered Services contracted to tow any, and all vehicles at anytime, and at will. That being said I recieve a chek in the mail monthly for serval hundres bucks. Thats covers the loan and property taxes. NOT BAD!!!!

The simple answer to the towing question to the parade watchers would be "Do you own the land on which the vehicle was parked?" If no...sucks to be you your gonna have to pay the tow company. Simple as that.

*****To the parade goers*****
THANKS TO ALL YOU OBAMA LOVING PARASITES for putting a few extra dollars in my pocket, and partially paying for my son's tuition to the private HS. CPS sucks, and I really dont want him exposed to those lower life forms!! Wish I would have bought the other lot at the TAX sale!!

Signed: The copper, who everone thought was a cheapskate, who never had the extra money to spent on lunch...the guy you laughed at for brown bagging it. My FTO was right, and it did pay-off in the long run. He taught me how to be a street copper, and more importantly taught me about MONEY. "FILL THE KEYS, and make the money work for you- dont work for the money kid"
Thanks Mike. RIP

p.s. He left each of his 3 kids a 4-unit building! On a Blue-shirt salary. Talk about wise investing.

8/11/2008 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's easy to see why nobody got killed at the parade on sat.

CHALKIE doesn't do parades. It's too crowded for him. But thet were hopeing that he would have stopped by afterwards

8/11/2008 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is that other events in the city have to pay for at least some part of their own security (meaning us) by cancelled days off. Why were no days off cancelled for this big waist of a saturday.

BTW, i'm starting a white Mcdonalds owners association...is that racist?

Also, who are the two younger PO's that seem to tag along with Jody everywhere he goes? The skinny blond and the young looking white kid?

8/11/2008 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"8/11/2008 09:58:00 AM"


The meter maids, aka department of revenue 'agents' are targeting every neighborhood where the residents are known to primarily be citizens, have jobs, and, thus, the ability to pay, and are most likely to pay.

Resident Permit Parking violation is one of their favorites.

Also, the described tricks of late in the previous day posting of street cleaning signs, switching sides of the street and only a few signs posted are being used.

And, of course, the ever popular lack of a current city sticker being displayed, regardless of whether or not the vehicle ticketed is owned and registered by a city resident. These fuckers are even ticketing vehicles with out of state plates for this.

Not to mention the 'expired' meter tickets written on vehicles parked next to a meter that has yet to expire.

While many 'meter maids' are, in their own, limited way, honest enough to write only those vehicles truly in violation, many are not.

Those that are not honest, of course, are the ones hired specifically because they are not honest.

Like the dishonest tow companies mentioned here, the city department of revenue actively encourages their employees to exploit every opportunity to bend the truth, break the truth and stomp the truth into whatever it takes to 'justify' the citation.

The city's loyal minions working hard for the city's masturbating masters.

Gotta keep that bottomless pot 'o gold filled to the brim........

8/11/2008 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Welch knows he has some incompetent fucks in his division who want to blame him for their own long standing half assed efforts at solving part 1 crimes.
What's truly unfortunate is that there is no streamlined disciplinary action taken to reduce the numbers of dogasses in the D2a division there and bounce the non-productive folks back into blue shirts and marked cars in less than 6 weeks when it is documented that some of these dets. are giving consistent slipshod performance; my best guess is that probably half of 3rd watch would have to leave, and about one third of 1st watch, maybe about 5 sgts. from Area 2 as well. Lots of people to choose from in the tact/gang and even FTo ranks of patrol to replace them with.

8/11/2008 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All in all, it wasn't the worst event I've ever been detailed to.
Saw far worse at the 3rd...bosses were out there in force as well,
nothing got out of hand or unmanageable.

8/11/2008 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if Lincoln towing is dirtier than Rendered i'd hate to have to deal with them. Rendered are car thieves plain and simple. it's unbelievable that the City or BBB hasn't done something about them. does anyone know if Renderd is run by a politically clouted ret. PO?

8/11/2008 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the tow company on Irons... Those bastards towed me from HQ...

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the tow company on iron is rendred services and they are bunch of jagoffs who fuck over police i have actualy seen them pull cars off the street that were legaly parked next to lots. If u stop these guys for anything i recomend hammering them

8/11/2008 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll believe a convicted felon before I believe Rendered Services.

8/11/2008 07:10:00 AM

There's a difference?

8/11/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"did you hear about the group of white folk passing out literature telling the community to,(not verbatim) "Wake the hell up, police are killing you"..and hawking black tee shirts with the yellow warning diamond and inside it said Danger: Police in the Area.
stick copper shooting stick man with his hands up....gotta love these bloodsuckers."

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Saw em. They marched in the parade. Prolly that Aldermans idiot kid and his crew.

Still...Sharp T shirt. I would love to have one.

8/11/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably owned and operated by some clouted relative of an alderfraud.

8/11/2008 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who owns Fendered Rendered???

8/11/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, who are the two younger PO's that seem to tag along with Jody everywhere he goes? The skinny blond and the young looking white kid?

8/11/2008 01:58:00 PM

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They are the 2 PO's assigned to the Superintendent's Policy Group.

8/11/2008 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

secretary of state info on rendered services.

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Entity Name RENDERED SERVICES, INC. File Number 54509499
Status GOODSTANDING
Entity Type CORPORATION Type of Corp DOMESTIC BCA
Incorporation Date (Domestic) 01/05/1987 State ILLINOIS
Agent Name CINDY CANNIZZARO Agent Change Date 02/16/2005
Agent Street Address 5357 W DEVON AVE President Name & Address LEAH RAE RICHERT 3611 IRON ST CHICAGO 60609
Agent City CHICAGO Secretary Name & Address LEAH RAE RICHERT 3611 IRON ST CHICAGO 60609
Agent Zip 60646 Duration Date PERPETUAL
Annual Report Filing Date 01/04/2008 For Year 2008

8/11/2008 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A SCC SUPPORTER FROM CT said...
Well, One Version Of The BB Parade In Shitford Ct, The West Indian Parade Sat, Had "Chalkie" As A Guest. 1 Shooting, 7 Got Lead Poisioning,1 "Chalkified". 2 Cuffed, Both Young Honor students On Gang Retaliation. Shitford Had More Shot That Shitcago? Hartford #1 In Something?? Good To see That Your BB Parade Was Safer Than Ours

8/11/2008 03:04:00 AM

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Chalkie does good work but he does not...I repeat DOES NOT work outside the city!He does however have a lot of less talented cousins around the country. His play cousin in Maywood just did some notable work but there is only one Chalkie.

8/11/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy God Damm It! Batman!!!

When are they going to STOP fucking with out Peoples!!!

8/11/2008 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Eddie Welch knows he has some incompetent fucks in his division..."

You mean the ones He placed into HGS?

Eddie the turd doesnt have a good grasp of what is going on up there. He had a hissy fit over someone putting in a greviance the other day. It was pretty comical to watch.

8/11/2008 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone have a figure on how many shorties were left behind to fend for themselves during the parade? I'd love to hear the numbers from one of the dic's at the tent.

8/11/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy who everyone thought was a cheapskate while brown bagging it...you failed to mention that you live with your mom, and that we are still laughing at you!!! Now shut the fuck up and take me to get my FREE Starbucks dumbass!!! Your FTO forgot to teach you how to eat for FREE, and we don't give a shit!!

8/11/2008 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone have a figure on how many shorties were left behind to fend for themselves during the parade? I'd love to hear the numbers from one of the dic's at the tent.

8/11/2008 10:03:00 PM
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Don't know how many were left at the end, but both shifts handled fewer than fifty kids, TOTAL. Only half a dozen up to 1430hrs.

8/11/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know its hard to admit for some but the bud parade was actually well run this year with a lot less bs than years past. the department is very f*cked up with lack of manpower and no contract but the parade did go well.

8/12/2008 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on now. Maybe some copper down their has his/her hand in the till of the tow company. It has happened before on the westside.

8/12/2008 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You never print this, but you guys are so racist. SSc you are the worse one because you allow all of these white cops to spew hatred and racism against the very people they are PAID to protect and yet you won't allow anyone who contradicts their statements to post on your web site. That's ok, because I don't need to post to know what I've known all of my life. Cops aint shit. Should have gone to college and gotten a real job so that you can afford NOT to live in the same neighborhood as a cop and not send your kids to school with coppers kids.

8/12/2008 01:58:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

You never print this,

Wrong!

but you guys are so racist.

Golly, how is that?

SSc you are the worse one because you allow all of these white cops to spew hatred and racism against the very people they are PAID to protect

Wow, we'd like to see the magical computer set up you have that can tell the race and employment status of every visitor we have here. Does J-Fed know of its existence? He'd love a copy of the software

and yet you won't allow anyone who contradicts their statements to post on your web site.

Wrong again asshat! We let all sorts of stuff go contradicting all kinds of stuff we write. But we don't have to - this isn't a democracy here, this is the dictatorship of SCC. And if you abide by our rules, you get to see your ranting in print. Observations and interpretation of observed events isn't racist, although lib-tards like yourself who want to criminalize thought and opinion might think so.

That's ok, because I don't need to post to know what I've known all of my life.

Enlighten us oh wise ass

Cops aint shit.

Wow, glad we waited for that one

Should have gone to college and gotten a real job so that you can afford NOT to live in the same neighborhood as a cop and not send your kids to school with coppers kids.

Yes you probably should have gone to college to better your life, but that's a choice you made. And as you obviously aren't a cop, thanks for proving our point that we can't prove that anyone who posts here is a cop.

Asshat

8/12/2008 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's ok, because I don't need to post to know what I've known all of my life.

Enlighten us oh wise ass

Cops aint shit.

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He meant to say CAPS aint shit, so lighten up on him

8/12/2008 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rendered Services is actually owned by a politically conected former PO. They have lawyers on staff who sue anytime any of there people are arrested. The cases are settled for big bucks.

8/12/2008 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emily LaTella Says:
What's all this about Reverend Skirmishes................?

8/12/2008 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Entity Name RENDERED SERVICES, INC. File Number 54509499
Status GOODSTANDING
Entity Type CORPORATION Type of Corp DOMESTIC BCA
Incorporation Date (Domestic) 01/05/1987 State ILLINOIS
Agent Name CINDY CANNIZZARO Agent Change Date 02/16/2005
Agent Street Address 5357 W DEVON AVE President Name & Address LEAH RAE RICHERT 3611 IRON ST CHICAGO 60609
Agent City CHICAGO Secretary Name & Address LEAH RAE RICHERT 3611 IRON ST CHICAGO 60609
Agent Zip 60646 Duration Date PERPETUAL
Annual Report Filing Date 01/04/2008 For Year 2008

8/11/2008 07:33:00 PM

wasn't cannizarro in the hired truck thing?

8/13/2008 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
i dont know about rendered but lincoln is good to the po po.

8/11/2008 03:14:00 AM

And dirtbags to everyone else!

8/14/2008 11:31:00 AM  

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