Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Shaved Exposes Scam

Admit it. You thought Shaved was only exposing something else:
  • You want to know why the CPS 1st day of school attendance went up from 76% in 2000 and now to 93.17% in 2008?

    Sounds pretty incredible that the Chicago Public School system can raise the 1st day of school attendance so much in just a few years.

    Well here is their little secret. A policy that wasn't in place in 2000 but is now. Any student who did not show up for the 1st day of school was un-enrolled in the school system. The only students that were marked absent are students where the parent actually called the school informing them of a bona fide reason for the student to absent, i.e. illness, dental or medical appointments.

    The CPS will only re-enroll these students if and when they finally show up. It is a perfect plan to inflate the 1st day of school attendance percentage.
Sounds right on. Sounds deserving of a full-fledged Investigative Reporting piece. Sounds exactly like a City of Chicago scam by skirting-the-rules and shading of truth. Sounds like it will never see the light of day aside from Shaved's blog and SCC.

And the Machine rolls on.

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77 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Machine at it's best...

9/09/2008 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can a sgt ask the dispatcher to give him all the disturbance calls that came in anonymous and then code them a 19p without the police ever responding to check them out. All in attempt to clear up the everyday backlogs!

Fucking bullshit. Better yet, fucking insane. Everybody knows a disturbance can be much more than that or lead into much much more than that.

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint. Anonymous means I being the caller want to remain safe and don't want the police knocking on my door for more information and in turn, indentifying me to the wolves as the caller.

This goes on all the time and I can't believe nothing is done about it. There wouldn't be a back log of jobs each and everyday if we had thousands of more cops that we're already budgeted for let alone despartly need.

9/09/2008 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man that Bill-Lee Cuplupski is something else!


Way to go!!



Frank Main watch out!

9/09/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The indian burial ground curse at 025 continues:

A Chicago police officer and another man have been arrested and charged in an alleged scheme to frame the man's estranged wife on drug and gun charges, the Cook County State's Attorney's office confirmed Tuesday.

Officer Slawomir Plewa, 30, who is assigned to the Grand Central District, was arrested Monday and charged with official misconduct, perjury, obstruction of justice, unlawful restraint and false reporting. He is expected to appear in Central Bond Court at 1 p.m. in the Criminal Courts Building.

9/09/2008 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/politics/2008/09/08/our-latest-boondoggle/#comments_last

9/09/2008 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell schedules dental or medical appts on the first day of school? Someone who is high, hung-over or too lazy to get out of their robe and Aretha Franklin terry cloth slippers to walk their kid to school!

Oh wait, I'm sorry. I've actually add an "auntie" who came to school to pick up their child in their pajamas. My bad.

signed---A CPS Teacher who knows!

9/09/2008 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Uncle Arnie Duncan looked so happy when he made that announcement.

9/09/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPS will only re-enroll these students if and when they finally show up....


Chicago may be closing a whole lot more schools in the next few years if they keep that rule in place.

9/09/2008 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! You ROCK!

9/09/2008 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally helped with the attendance by placing 6 wayward children into my cruiser and driving them to school. Just call me Officer Friendly.

9/09/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there isn't a statistic in the world that cannot be manipulated to serve a purpose. The same statistics can be used on both sides of an argument simply by eliminating a facet.
Just trickery, thats all it is. Manipulating the brainless with manufactured statistics.

9/09/2008 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds right on? Sounds like bullshit to me!

9/09/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And? The whole system is designed for shitbirds to steal. That's the way it's always been. Look at the recent "release" of a union rep. He was robbing the system blind and all they did was ask him to leave. No charges filled. No criminal trial. Nothing. Where's the deterance for others not to do the same? It's all Chicago politics as usual.

Education means shit! We are 48 out of 50 states as far as education and spending is concerned. That is sad. But what are our politicians doing to rectify the problem? Stealing more of the funds and fudging numbers. The American way.

Viva Daley and the Chicago way.

9/09/2008 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago cop held in lieu of $250,000 bail in alleged plot to frame woman................................. really...come on.....

9/09/2008 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typical palying with numbers! Like they have a homicide is it a "death investigation?"! Are they again killing crime? Nice with the attendance what is the high school graduation rate 32%? CPS system is shit thanks to daley and dunkin donuts arne dumbass! now luberman is cutting cta because of the "free rides" for seniors from blago who promised more money for cta if the plan was instituted another demorat liar! vote mcCain/Palin all the way, watch osama obama cry like the baby he is!

9/09/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) why does frank wilson the head of police finance have a brand new police spec crown vic? what emergency could he have that he needs this? I know his ex wife got him the job years ago then he divorced her and found another but another car! WTF!

9/09/2008 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not much different than the "re-norming" of test scores every school in the state undertook a few years ago. basically they just changed all the test scores so everyone who took the test scored higher than they would otherwise have scored. then they reported the higher scores as some kind of significant achievement.

9/09/2008 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah! You must work in 006 where this occurs on a daily basis. Some po will be killed due to the sgt's foolishness! Mark my words....
-006 old guy

9/09/2008 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see where this may look like a scam. However, if you sign your kid up in june,july,august, whenever, and then move out of the city or put your kid in private school, should he still be shown as "enrolled?"

If you enroll your kid in CPS is he a statistical liability to CPS until he turns 16,17, or 18 no matter what circumstances happen?

Shaved, I don't know why you would begrudge a statistical calculation that's main purpose is to increase funding.

If the purpose of your post was to show that a dramatic increase in 1st day attendance is a simple play on numbers, I'll have to agree, that was a good catch. However, if your bitching about CPS trying to get the max out of funding, I would be dissapointed in you.

9/09/2008 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How can a sgt ask the dispatcher to give him all the disturbance calls that came in anonymous and then code them a 19p without the police ever responding to check them out. All in attempt to clear up the everyday backlogs!


He's a sgt trying to impress himself.

I was a sgt in the old communications center when it was staffed by real police. Every call was dispatched. There was no "bundling" of calls.
Even the anonymous calls were dispatched. Which ever way the field handled those calls was entirely up to them but we dispatched them.

I will soon be returning to district law enforcement duties and I WILL NOT be "coding" out jobs wholesale; backlog or not!

Furthermore,I expect my officers to service each call as if were a member of their family placing that call for service.

We are not responsible for the back log - Do not attemp to clear one up improperly.

9/09/2008 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way Off Topic, Sorry, but I found out where ol' J-Fed got all his police learnin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NbUhXcPhLQ&feature=related

9/09/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

************Update From 025*******

I can't believe that Plewa got charged for framing another Pollack. What a fucking shame? I was wondering, where the hell is that loudmouth? Now I know.

Rumor has it that more P.O.'s from 025 will be charged.

9/09/2008 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: PO Plewa

Another asshole PO making us all look like jagoffs, I hope he gets the book thrown at him.

He'll join a long and cursed list of POs who will make it to that special wing in IDOC that is just for former coppers.

I hate my exwife too, but I would never, ever put mine in the position she was placed in. How can anybody do that to the mother of his kids. There will be a special place in hell for his (the cop's) buddy.


Is 025 truly cursed? It seems like every bad thing that could and has happened to a PO since 1980 happened there.

Of course, the media is playing this up big time and of course, they pay lip service to the 99% of us who do the job right and don't fuck over people.

Why don't Frank Main and Fran Speilman (I know you are devoted readers of this blog) write some articles about those of us who are doing our jobs. I know why, good cops don't sell papers.

9/09/2008 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are lies. There are damn lies. And there are statistics.

9/09/2008 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that detective shavedlongcock really knows his shit, as do the secondcitycops. we like you guys a lot cause you are right about so many things. thanks.

9/09/2008 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Enough of Shaved already! That guy is a fucking kook!

9/09/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can a sgt ask the dispatcher to give him all the disturbance calls that came in anonymous and then code them a 19p without the police ever responding to check them out. All in attempt to clear up the everyday backlogs!

Fucking bullshit. Better yet, fucking insane. Everybody knows a disturbance can be much more than that or lead into much much more than that.

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint. Anonymous means I being the caller want to remain safe and don't want the police knocking on my door for more information and in turn, indentifying me to the wolves as the caller.

This goes on all the time and I can't believe nothing is done about it. There wouldn't be a back log of jobs each and everyday if we had thousands of more cops that we're already budgeted for let alone despartly need.
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You my little douchebag must work in a district where this does not happen very often... I on the other hand work in a district that is fucking nuts.... Sgt's code disturbances with one call and anonymous with a 19p because we simply don't have the time to waste. Plus people like you would stay down on a job like that for 10 20 minutes.

9/09/2008 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds right on.
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Sounds like fraud.

Sounds like Shaved will get a phone call from "someone" pretty damn soon!

9/09/2008 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint.
==

BUT....it gives you little to no PC to investigate further

9/09/2008 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While on the topic of schools, the City is removing DARE from the 016th District. The official line is that citizens who live in 016 do not have enough of a drug problem to continue its use in schools there. The program is to continue in "high crime" areas. Your children aren't deeemed worth it. Tell your neighbors. Call your LSCs, parochial schools, Pastors, Doherty, Levar, Allen and beef.

9/09/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote NO on Constitutional Convention in November! Your pension is at stake!

9/09/2008 07:22:00 PM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

Daley needed to make political hack, ARNE DUNCAN, look like an educational genius. The problem is: Arne Duncan ain't. Duncan's a hack. Period.

The only way Daley looks good is by lying. Thank goodness for Shaved and SCC.

UH, Frannie and Frank, do you guys want to do some reporting for the Sun Times? Or are you two trying to angle for a media affairs job with the Daley Clan after the Times folds?

9/09/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago cop held in lieu of $250,000 bail in alleged plot to frame woman................................. really...come on.....

9/09/2008 03:31:00 PM



http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-chicago-cop-arrested-websep10,0,2253865.story

9/09/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T A lot of exempts got new cars this year. How many new marked cars hit the streets? Oh thats right; none, zero. Fleet didn't purchase one new car for patrol this years. The few 08's out there were purchased last year in 07.

9/09/2008 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rather have him expose something else to me.

xoxoxoxoxooxo
Keesing Bandit

Now kees me you fool!

9/09/2008 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last year I worked at a HS for the last day of school. One teacher told me there were less tha 40 kids there that day. The school's enrollment is over 2000. The district coppers assigned there every day said they reported over 1700 showed up. That's sounds like case management personnel from A/5 killing crime with a keyboard. Or our commander telling us we are at full authorized manpower. Bullsh*t!

9/09/2008 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys rock !!

9/09/2008 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife is a CPS school administrator and she has confirmed this information. It's totally true.

9/09/2008 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should Send this Scam to O'Reilly- FOX NEWS, it's definately worthy, to show the entire U.S.how the Weasely DemocRATS pull off their Slippery b.s. and to let the U.S. citizens know that this is the kind of stuff in store for them in their states if the Demoncrats get in, in November. Please forward to Fox, brother-sister officers, if you know how to send this kind of stuff. Just think of the look on Daleys face if this got aired, PRICELESS....

9/09/2008 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Bar-RackHead is losing, even the regular liberal scammer polls sy he's either down, or tied with Big Mac.

9/09/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to Go, Shaved Short Pud, you Rock!!!

9/09/2008 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The federal and state funnding programs are not based on the percentile of students attending the first day. The funds are based on the actual number of students that attend.

The high percentage numbers released by the CPS for the first day was for the press and to declare Holywood Meeks publicity stunt a failure. Just more smoke and mirrors, that has become the mainstay of our Democratic run society. Keep voting for the Dumycrats, like a good little PUPPET.

9/09/2008 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is the dude arrested for killing Soto and his girlfriend is going to be released due to problems with the case. WTF happened?

9/09/2008 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a comment for Shaved.

Dear Detective,

Stop worrying about CPS school attendance rates and start doing your fucking job. Two of Chicago's finest have been murdered in cold blood in the last eighteen months. No justice yet for either of the fallen. If you put the time and effort you spend blogging into being a Detective, maybe something good will happen. Blogging about school attendance shennanigans won't get you anywhere.

This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for our raise...after the city gets done paying out on the latest 025 clusterfuck, that will be one rich Polish woman!

Thanks Plewa, I didn't want that retro anyway, you dumbfuck! Enjoy prison.

9/09/2008 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would code out jobs, even a man with a gun call, from the station parking lot because i knew they were all bullshit. i have gps in my car now. guess im going to ALL the bullshit.

9/09/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC, Enough of Shaved already! That guy is a fucking kook!

9/09/2008 06:57:00 PM

___________________

Too funny. Don't worry, he bring your gal pal back when he is done. Don't be so bitter. He is making her happy giving her what you can't. Now go take a shower you stinky asshat.

9/09/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thank all you cops who have blogs. The information all of you delivery to us daily is not only important to know but is important to expose to all. You guys take a chance at being screwed with by other cops and bosses because they are either offended or have an opposite opinion you may be expressing.

Not sure why some others who comment on here, who may or may not be coppers, have to so assinine to SCC, SLC or some other bloggers who post on here.

If you get upset and want to silence people of different views just remember whatever view you may believe in is opposed by some others. So tomorrow may be your turn to be silenced. Free speech is very important especially when we have a few selct people who keep getting re-elected over and over again.

9/09/2008 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint. Anonymous means I being the caller want to remain safe and don't want the police knocking on my door for more information and in turn, indentifying me to the wolves as the caller.
............KIDS PLAYING BALL IN THE STREET, MUSIC TOO LOUD, FIREWORKS, 19P THEM ALL W/O A COMPLAINANT, IF I CALLED IN A LEGITMATE 911 CALL THAT I OBSERVED (SHOTS FIRED, MAN W/ A GUN, DOPE DEALING IN PROGRESS), I WOULD NOT BE ANONYMOUS...IF U WANT SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS AND FOR YOUR KIDS TO BE ABLE TO WALK OUTSIDE AND PLAY..THEN DON'T BE AFRAID TO CHALLENGE THERE FUCKERS AND REMAIN ANONYMOUS..STAY ON THE LINE, GIVE BETTER DESCRIPTIONS & DIRECTIONS OF FLIGHT, WHERE THEY ARE HIDING THE DOPE OR GUNS...OR MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE...IF YOU ARE AFRAID, THEN YOU'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR BLOCK OR NEIGHBORHOOD...SIMPLE AS THAT!! I FOR ONE WOULD NOT WANT TO LIVE ON A BLOCK, WHERE IF I SAW REAL CRIME, I HAVE TO HIDE TO REPORT IT....THAT'S HALF THE PROBLEM IN THESE NEIGHBORHOODS...REMAINING ANONYMOUS..EASY WAY TO GET OUT OF A CAPS MEETING W/O SOLVING ANYTHING!

9/09/2008 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST TALKED TO MY CUZ AT THE PARK DISTRICT...

IT SEEM THE CITY IS OFFERING A SPECIAL INCENTIVE FOR CERTAIN CITY WORKERS.

THE OFFER.

15,000 $$$ TO TAKE A LEAVE FOR 3 YEARS. THE PERSON THEN MAY REAPPLY FOR THEIR SPOT IF IT IS STILL OPEN.


HOW COME DA MAYOR DOESNT OFFER THIS TO R OLD TIMERS. THINK ABOUT IT 27 YEARS AND A DAY. 15 GRAND TO RETIRE EARLY.. OH WELL I FORGET THE MAYOR HATES US.

9/09/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"SCC, Enough of Shaved already! That guy is a fucking kook!

9/09/2008 06:57:00 PM"


So what you're saying is, is that you've reached your limit of shaved long cock?

9/10/2008 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every year since 2000 school attendance has gone up. Every freaking year. BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT. The city gets money based on the total number of students who attend the first day of school. Every year we hear the media report, "Chicago Public School officials announced record attendance for the first day of class". I wondered if Daley had the balls to announce record attendance this year with the Meeks boycott. He did, and nobody questions how that's possible. Just like every year since Daley has been mayor the city announces record attendance at the Taste of Chicago. BULLSHIT! The city gets more money than most school districts in the state per student, and a hell of a lot more per student when you consider Daley is lying about the real attendance figures in Chicago. Any central Illinois or southern Illinois news organizations out there? Your communities are the ones getting screwed, and the Chicago media takes Daley's word. Launch an investigative report and get the school funding parity you deserve.

9/10/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can a sgt ask the dispatcher to give him all the disturbance calls that came in anonymous and then code them a 19p without the police ever responding to check them out. All in attempt to clear up the everyday backlogs!

Fucking bullshit. Better yet, fucking insane. Everybody knows a disturbance can be much more than that or lead into much much more than that.

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint. Anonymous means I being the caller want to remain safe and don't want the police knocking on my door for more information and in turn, indentifying me to the wolves as the caller.

This goes on all the time and I can't believe nothing is done about it. There wouldn't be a back log of jobs each and everyday if we had thousands of more cops that we're already budgeted for let alone despartly need.

9/09/2008 12:04:00 PM
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you sound like a dispatcher. do us all a favor: shut the fuck up, stop being assholes to us, dispatch jobs, make sure we're okay and stop trying to be the police when you're not.

i'm fucking sick of 99% of dispatchers. bring back more ex-cops or retired cops. thank you

9/10/2008 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the indictments rolling sounds like scaming the federal govt. to me.

9/10/2008 02:23:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

"While on the topic of schools, the City is removing DARE from the 016th District. The official line is that citizens who live in 016 do not have enough of a drug problem to continue its use in schools there. The program is to continue in "high crime" areas. Your children aren't deeemed worth it. Tell your neighbors. Call your LSCs, parochial schools, Pastors, Doherty, Levar, Allen and beef."
_________________________________
Unfortunately, D.A.R.E. is a failure. Drug use in this country grew since DARE's creation. Those in the know, know DARE don't work. I wish it did.

9/10/2008 03:57:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

"SCC, Enough of Shaved already! That guy is a fucking kook!

9/09/2008 06:57:00 PM"
________________________________

That's your opinion! Even if he is a kook, He's OUR kook!

9/10/2008 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

Horrors! It looks like someone else is posting in my name. Remember, there is only one Keesing Bandit (Thank God).

Now, kees me you fool!!!

9/10/2008 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"9/09/2008 10:47:00 PM"


Wow, a citizen who's actually read the Constitution and Bill of Rights and UNDERSTANDS what they mean.


Thank you.

9/10/2008 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Thanks Plewa, I didn't want that retro anyway, you dumbfuck! Enjoy prison.

9/09/2008 10:32:00 PM"



Post your name, please, so that when you are sandbagged, we can all enjoy the pleasure of convicting you upon your arrest.

9/10/2008 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"WTF happened?

9/09/2008 10:13:00 PM"


What, you mean you don't look forward to this fellow walking the streets again?

9/10/2008 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell schedules dental or medical appts on the first day of school? Someone who is high, hung-over or too lazy to get out of their robe and Aretha Franklin terry cloth slippers to walk their kid to school!

Oh wait, I'm sorry. I've actually add an "auntie" who came to school to pick up their child in their pajamas. My bad.

signed---A CPS Teacher who knows!

9/09/2008 12:41:00 PM



****

CPS teacher????? Great grammar. Before you criticize mine, I am NOT a teacher.

9/10/2008 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you put the time and effort you spend blogging into being a Detective, maybe something good will happen. Blogging about school attendance shennanigans won't get you anywhere.

This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM


*************

Why don't you take your own advice.What do you call what you are doing ? NOTHING!

9/10/2008 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another tip. The supervisor for building engineers at CPS are taking money out individual school's money lines for items that are not even for that individual school. When the school engineer was questioned, he said that his boss could do that. NO he can't and these orders/contracts are with companies of said supervisor's friends. Tried to complain to above and nothing has been done in one year. Typical Chicago ways. Central Office needs to be looked into!

9/10/2008 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone who has read a fucken paper knows this has been going on for years. you give shaved way way too much credit for "exposing a scam"

9/10/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the RAPS flow!!!!!!!!!

9/10/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have a comment for Shaved.

Dear Detective,

Stop worrying about CPS school attendance rates and start doing your fucking job. Two of Chicago's finest have been murdered in cold blood in the last eighteen months. No justice yet for either of the fallen. If you put the time and effort you spend blogging into being a Detective, maybe something good will happen. Blogging about school attendance shennanigans won't get you anywhere.

This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM
__________________________

Hey John "asshat" Wayne, maybe this detective doesn't work in the det. div. area this copper was killed in. You think a detective can just hop on a cop's murder from another area? What kind of dickhead are you. What a jag. I am so sure your whole personal life and whatever you do during your off hours have come to a stop since an officer was killed. Now go put away your inflatable John Wayne love doll before your mommy gets home.

Some coppers are just bitter grumpy jackasses!

9/10/2008 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the dispatchers I've heard sound like they have a mouth full of marbles. Don't know how anyone can even understand them.

9/10/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, D.A.R.E. is a failure. Drug use in this country grew since DARE's creation. Those in the know, know DARE don't work. I wish it did.
Sad but true. All the objective studies of DARE and similar programs have come to the conclusion they just don't work. They are there to allow parents who refuse to parent to feel good about their failures to parent.

9/10/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM
You're absolutely correct. This detective doesn't care about anything except being a media whore. He hates clout and everything else so much, ask him who placed him on the dicks list and the coppers he walked over to scam the limelight during the Keystone Street fake children abandoned incident. Still a media monger.

9/10/2008 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some dispatcher on Zone 8 today afternoons went off the deep end on a copper working days 413! She made that poor SOB feel like a total fucking nutbag twit!!!
She ripped his asshole a new one over whetehr or not a copper can do a case report for a minor when the parent is not present.
The answer is no. The juvie needs a guardian 18 or older to obtain one.
The dispatch screamed at him like he was trying to commit a rape or heinous crime.
Fuck Zone 8 dispatchers one and all!!!
-004 copper

9/10/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Oh yeah! You must work in 006 where this occurs on a daily basis. Some po will be killed due to the sgt's foolishness! Mark my words....
-006 old guy

9/09/2008 04:28:00 PM

no doubt it's that suck-hole of a sgt. boffo.

9/10/2008 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! At least the ICC gave ComEd a chance to make an extra $240 million a year off it's customers....

9/10/2008 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can a sgt ask the dispatcher to give him all the disturbance calls that came in anonymous and then code them a 19p without the police ever responding to check them out. All in attempt to clear up the everyday backlogs!

Fucking bullshit. Better yet, fucking insane. Everybody knows a disturbance can be much more than that or lead into much much more than that.

Being anonymous doesn't lesson the importance or legitimacy of the information or complaint. Anonymous means I being the caller want to remain safe and don't want the police knocking on my door for more information and in turn, indentifying me to the wolves as the caller.

This goes on all the time and I can't believe nothing is done about it. There wouldn't be a back log of jobs each and everyday if we had thousands of more cops that we're already budgeted for let alone despartly need.

**Because so many of these calls are f*in bullshit and it is a waste of manpower.

If someone really gives a shit about a disturbance on their block, let them give their name, come out the house and sign a complaint. These folks hanging out on the block aren't disturbing MY peace. If you think I'm going to get into a pissing match with these people for some bullshit call like that, it ain't happening. If the disturbance turns to shit, there will be multiple calls, not just ONE call which is the only time a Sgt. will code it without responding.

Why don't the call takers code out 1/2 the jobs rather than assign them?
Call animal control for the 4 legged dogs running around the streets. That's their job!
Tell mama it's not a crime if her child disrespects her. It's their job to raise their kids, not mine.
Tell the tenant to go to court against the landlord for changing the locks because they haven't paid rent in months. Tell the landlord to go to court to have their tenant evicted. Why do we have to respond to these calls???? 1/2 of these calls shouldn't even be dispatched out.

9/10/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

"If you put the time and effort you spend blogging into being a Detective, maybe something good will happen. Blogging about school attendance shennanigans won't get you anywhere.

This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM"
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Hey genius, if you're so sharp, how come your not solving the crime? SCC and Shaved exposed crap the "mainstream" media is unwilling to unearth.

Yes, this department's a disgrace. Shaved and SCC publish articles proving it. Going off on Shaved ain't gonna' solve it.

Both of these blogs are inacessible to department computers; this means Shaved and SCC are doing this off-duty. Off-duty means Shaved and SCC can do whatever they like..

Both of these blogs provide a healthy venting process for guys like us to deal with this disgrace of a police department.

By the way, to all of the guys who are RDO or able to get time due, have a safe trip to Iowa. Couldn't get time due: Too Short Handed.

9/10/2008 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM
You're absolutely correct. This detective doesn't care about anything except being a media whore. He hates clout and everything else so much, ask him who placed him on the dicks list and the coppers he walked over to scam the limelight during the Keystone Street fake children abandoned incident. Still a media monger.

9/10/2008 11:57:00 AM


Dude you ever hear of prozac? You some anger issues. Might be due to teenieweenie syndrom. I know this dick. He was made off the list on the first class. So maybe go back to being a Jr. Detective with the unarmed security company you work for. As for the Keystone capper, I was also in SOS when it happened. Sorry your wrong again, he was one of the 4 cops who actually found the kids after hitting the house. Coppers like you are real jagoffs. Pick on coppers who do stuff to make your dog ass security job look better.

9/10/2008 11:43:00 PM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

Re:
Anonymous said...
This Department is a damned disgrace.

9/09/2008 10:15:00 PM
You're absolutely correct. This detective doesn't care about anything except being a media whore. He hates clout and everything else so much, ask him who placed him on the dicks list and the coppers he walked over to scam the limelight during the Keystone Street fake children abandoned incident. Still a media monger.

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I feel so complimented that somebody knows me all so well. WOW! I got my own stalker! Maybe I should go to the news and have them do a news story on my stalker or ask for a department award for my ability to get a stalker! WOOO HOOO! LOL For a guy who claims to know so much about me, how did you get every point you expressed so wrong? Better luck next time! I have to go, I have Fox News, CNN and MSNBC waiting for me in my living room. Another TV interview!

9/11/2008 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Oh yeah! You must work in 006 where this occurs on a daily basis. Some po will be killed due to the sgt's foolishness! Mark my words....
-006 old guy

9/09/2008 04:28:00 PM

no doubt it's that suck-hole of a sgt. boffo.

9/10/2008 06:41:00 PM

Sgt Ebay is alright! How are the sales roy? uncle fester says "hey"!

9/11/2008 11:35:00 PM  

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