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Well,.......it isn't quite Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dances with Wolves, or Undercover Brother, but it is entertaining for a minute.
Bravo, well done.
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Thirty seconds of a production info for thirty seconds of substance? Fail harder, bro.
Wow!
Very South Park like. I can hardly wait.
You got a lot to do with your fucking time.
WOW SCC!! With this new movie gig, maybe you can join F.A.G.(Film Actors Guild)..
Not funny.
You sir, are a genius.
Should get an Academy Award.
And this is funny? Why?
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
Holy shit, he looked and moved like Eric Cartman from South Park.
I can't wait for the full feature. Good job.
ROFLMAO, SCC!
Thank for the tip on spewable beverages. Thank goodness I covered my keyboard with a "lobster bib" I stole from Fort Fellatio before I used the mouse to play the preview. Fuckin' hysterical. I gotz to make another cup of joe.
My heartfelt gratitude to the folks at WOOD SHAMPOO Productions, COCOBOLO Inc. and Gallows Humor. Based on the trailer alone, I'm certain that among cinema lovers, this masterpiece will surpass "Casablanca", the Godfather triology and all of Indiana Jones' stuff.
I will definitely be joining you at the film festival in Cannes on this doosie. Don't you just love the Cote d'Azur in winter? I'll be staying in both Monaco near the casino and a chateau in Provence.
As a voting member of the Academy, I believe that the Shortshanks' biography will garner the lion's share of next year's Oscars.
I checked Variety this morning. The working title is "Da Chicago Way". George Clooney will play U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald while Shaq plays the bitch's sodomizing cellmate at Terre Haute.
For "costume design", I envision Jessica Simpson and Fergie (my menage a trois fantasy) presenting the Oscar for that ridiculous hat he wears--not exactly GQ stuff. He'd have some gravitas and style if he wore Sherlock's deerstalker cap (with the flaps down).
Now I know you have waaaaaay to much time on your hands! Well Done!
Fox news had Rosanna Pulido on this morning. She is running for Emanuels seat on the northside. She was talking about the fire and police pensions being underfunded and wanting stimulus money to fund them. She is very pro police....
"YOU GOTS TO BE A SNITCH FOR JESUS!"
Case of the Orange murder on south side. Why does the reverend say you gots to be a snitch on THIS murder? What about other murders?
A kid from HAZELCREST going to a CPS because he wanted to be near his cousin. I'm sorry for the loss of his life- but why is he going to a Chicago School and lives in Hazelcrest- as reported by CLTV news- Why do you only have to snitch on this Murder and not the others.????
Just wuuundering????
Why dosent FOP go on WLS. Don Wade and Roma or Mancow and Cassidy would be great. Put our message out there for public to hear.
I know mobile strike force is a joke, and I regret going there. I just have to comment on the two STROKES that work there with the yellow shoes ! Yup thats right, bright yellow gym shoes. Do we need anymore people thinking we are a joke. Please lace up the boot's like men!
SHEEEEEEEEEET,
I'm guessing you are real unpopular in a few places.
I'm thinking the fifth floor and 35th street for starters.
Personally if it wasn't for your strange affection for "the hockey" I'd have your baby. Assuming I was a woman. Alas,............
OT: Was detailed to the Southside Irish Parade on Sunday along with many many other Officers. Cmdr. Michael Kuemmeth of the 022nd District ran the whole event and did an excellent job. I worked with Mike in 006 many years ago and he is a great leader, a great boss and a helluva man. Congrats Mike on a job well done controlling 340,000 people at a neighborhood parade.
CHALKIE SAY, "WHERE BOO?"
what was that,pretty stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After viewing this trailer and changing my pants and even though it's not required, I would NOTIFY THE WATCH COMMANDER.
ROSEBUD
I'm gonna make "Godfather" Daley an offer he can't refuse.
Was that a hint to all the "reporters"? Is corporation counsel his side kick? I guess i'll have to wait for the next instalment.
I might be a little slow on the uptake cause I have been sick for a week but what the hell was that all about? Interesting tho'
The "wood shampoo productions" is a real hoot. I almost choked to death when when Ifirst watched it. WORD TO THE WISE---Don't eat a beef sandwich while watching SCC's new trailer for the first time.
Since the dawn of time policemen have refused to stand together against the city of Chicago. This administration needs a message sent to them that we will stand together.
I think the FOP should ask all officers to return to where it all began and bid back to the districts. This would serve to cover all officers by the contract and in essence eliminate the "at-will" status of all units and tact teams. If we all fell under one contract, united, we could watch from the districts as the city falls on its ear, trying to plug the dam, as the politicians and the bleeding heart citizens of Chicago see the anarchy that they have brought upon themselves.
The Districts would be full of Officers and their safety would be paramount, but plenty of back-up should be available. Answer your calls, back up your fellow Officers and return to basecamp. Aggressive, preventive patrol is the way of the past and if you value your job and your finacial well-being, you will heed the warnings. Every day the media is stringing up a new Officer and inbetween those stories, the Superintendent is bending us over.
Lets stand together for once and beat the city. When our contract is settled and the super is out looking for a new job, we will know that we have won. we can use SCC as a tool to help us act as a unified force, or just continue using it to graphically describe how you have been recently A$$*&cked.
Huh????????????
Rumor has it that streets & san picardi's last day is friday.
O.T., was at the Captains promotional ceremony today, and observed that Captain Wedster of the Acadeny is now Commander Wedster of the Academy as of today. Congrats Ruth
From the great minds of the "wizards" thanks for the premiere,eagerly waiting for film,hope it is ready for olympic committee!
zzzzzzz!!! This one is a dud. Dont worry, you cant hit a home run every time.
Keep up the good work.
*****This just in to the newsroom**
News from 35th street looks like j-fed is finally moving out the ones he promoted and did not produce (which is most of them), looks like airport will get new commander and lt,014,009,tru, and msf will have a sgt in charge. to bad so sad! "Change we cannnot believe in"!
(OT) mayor does not like blogs here! what does dummy thief daley think? http://mddailyrecord.com/article.cfm?id=153345&type=Daily
Kinda lame. What the fuck is this about?
Just when you thought you've seen everything on this site...
Out comes Jib-Jab Lite!
Nice job, SCC!
O'V (r)
Can't wait to see it! LOL!
OT: Does any one know where the new Capts. went. Also there was a change at 35th street. Anybody got info.
Off Topic. Area Four/11th District
has a P.O. at the rear door checking I.D.'s for everyone entering. Good Idea / Bad idea that's just the way it goes. But how come I have to show my I.D upon entering the building and one of the front office people just walks her kid in every morning, checks in and leaves a short time later to drop him off? ???
I am waiting for the next installment to figure the video out. When you are done with the whole series, could you do a director commentary for those of us who are challenged?
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
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Soak them in water for a week or two; make sure the water penetrates the vest fibers and then you can toss it out. If someone gets a hold of the vest and drys it out, it will be worthless for stopping anything.
Wtih regards to the eco-friendly way, i'm not really sure. You can't burn them and they will not degrade in the landfills.
I stumbled on this website which may be helpful for you:
http://brotherhoodofthebadgeint.org/
Now they be talking about red light (revenue) cameras ticketing the uninsured. WHAT'S NEXT FOLKS???????????????????????????? TELLING US WE MUST GET OUR DOGS BALLS SNATCHED OFF?????????????
Anonymous said...
OT: Was detailed to the Southside Irish Parade on Sunday along with many many other Officers. Cmdr. Michael Kuemmeth of the 022nd District ran the whole event and did an excellent job. I worked with Mike in 006 many years ago and he is a great leader, a great boss and a helluva man. Congrats Mike on a job well done controlling 340,000 people at a neighborhood parade.
3/16/2009 11:32:00 AM
I must have worked a different parade. It was one of the worst run details I've worked. Though, this is the norm since J FED took over.
red light cameras for no insurance??? Thats a state law correct??? So is this the state or city who wants to do this?
OT: Was detailed to the Southside Irish Parade on Sunday along with many many other Officers. Cmdr. Michael Kuemmeth of the 022nd District ran the whole event and did an excellent job. I worked with Mike in 006 many years ago and he is a great leader, a great boss and a helluva man. Congrats Mike on a job well done controlling 340,000 people at a neighborhood parade.
3/16/2009 11:32:00 AM
WOW! Slow down house mouse! I'm sure you will still keep your suck ass spot even without your kiss ass comments. I was at the parade sunday and I don't remember seeing the commander standing next to us while we were breaking up the dozen or so large fights. He must be a real powerful man to control 340,000 people by himself. I'm sure he's a good guy, but lets not forget the foot solider is doing the work not some boss riding with his driver all day listening to the radio. I'm sure the poster is either a house mouse or the commander himself.
To the sourpusses:
Unless you are aware of the enormity of graft and corruption which occurs under our teflon mayor and are outraged, you will not appreciate this satire.
Now they be talking about red light (revenue) cameras ticketing the uninsured. WHAT'S NEXT FOLKS???????????????????????????? TELLING US WE MUST GET OUR DOGS BALLS SNATCHED OFF?????????????
3/16/2009 06:57:00 PM
Im sure the hell not grabbing to see if a dog has balls or not!!
O.T., was at the Captains promotional ceremony today, and observed that Captain Wedster of the Acadeny is now Commander Wedster of the Academy as of today.
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EXCELLENT!!!!
A Deputy Superintendent, a Commander, 3 Lieutenants, and 23 Sergeants working at the academy to train 36 PPO's entering day 7 of municipal employment. Time for a tax increase.
But the department really had no interest in Mangrum or anyone else who had no political connections and had done no campaign work, according to another trial witness who took the stand today. Hugh Donlan, the electric bureau's personnel liaison, said applicants such as Mangrum were wasting their time.
In fact, interviewers were told to not even fill out their rating forms. And if one was filled out by mistake, Donlan knew where to file it.
0/10
Thirty seconds of a production info for thirty seconds of substance? Fail harder, bro.
It's a trailer. There isn't supposed to be any substance to it.
We must have missed your fine submission.
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
bring it to the range the lazy fucks will shoot it up with your old ammo, and THEN put iut in the trash/landfill... but hey, atleast your conscience will be all good!
weak attemp, but an attemp none-the-less.
OT-
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20090316/pl_usnw/the_american_legion_strongly_opposed_to_president_s_plan_to_charge_wounded_heroes_for_treatment
Anonymous said...
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
burn them
Anonymous said...
"YOU GOTS TO BE A SNITCH FOR JESUS!"
Case of the Orange murder on south side. Why does the reverend say you gots to be a snitch on THIS murder? What about other murders?
A kid from HAZELCREST going to a CPS because he wanted to be near his cousin. I'm sorry for the loss of his life- but why is he going to a Chicago School and lives in Hazelcrest- as reported by CLTV news- Why do you only have to snitch on this Murder and not the others.????
Just wuuundering????
3/16/2009 11:08:00 AM
retired PO tom folliard is chief of hazel crest; what did he do to facilitate this murder? What did he do to prevent it?
Anonymous said...
OT: Was detailed to the Southside Irish Parade on Sunday along with many many other Officers. Cmdr. Michael Kuemmeth of the 022nd District ran the whole event and did an excellent job. I worked with Mike in 006 many years ago and he is a great leader, a great boss and a helluva man. Congrats Mike on a job well done controlling 340,000 people at a neighborhood parade.
3/16/2009 11:32:00 AM
yeah but can he do his sit-ups?
A Deputy Superintendent, a Commander, 3 Lieutenants, and 23 Sergeants working at the academy to train 36 PPO's entering day 7 of municipal employment. Time for a tax increase.
Ah, what a city we are all so lucky to live in. Anyone know why they picked up only 40? Wasn't it supposed to be 200 this year, i.e. 50 to a class x4 or 100x2?
O/T: Expect several tax increases, in one form or another, from the city by the end of this year. Recession be damned, Maggie has needs.
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
Rip the vest open and seperate the kevlar layers. It's great as a durable fabric, can even be used as a packing material.
I'm sure the poster is either a house mouse or the commander himself.
Or Commander Carter's house mouse meritorious wife.
Anonymous said...
OT: Does any one know where the new Capts. went. Also there was a change at 35th street. Anybody got info.
3/16/2009 05:42:00 PM
Big changes coming again like when j-fed took over! Another shift nothing to see here!
that blew
Anonymous said...
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
There are organizations that collect them to send overseas to coppers in foreign lands (and even parts of the US)
I usually give mine to CFD paramedics.
Anonymous said...
OT: Was detailed to the Southside Irish Parade on Sunday along with many many other Officers. Cmdr. Michael Kuemmeth of the 022nd District ran the whole event and did an excellent job. I worked with Mike in 006 many years ago and he is a great leader, a great boss and a helluva man. Congrats Mike on a job well done controlling 340,000 people at a neighborhood parade.
3/16/2009 11:32:00 AM
First of all the parade was a mess! Second, I never saw the commander breaking up any fights. Third, how did the commander control 340,000 people on his own? I'm sure the military would like to know, they could use power like that. Also, what a HUGE waste of tax payer money that helicopter is! They flew around the entire parade all day acting like they were doing something when all it it did was burn fuel, annoy us, and make it difficult to hear our radios flying so low doing nothing. There was no need for it at the parade. Absolutely STUPID!
technically the Incident commander was dana alexander, kummeth was only his deputy..
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM...........................save them for ride alongs
If its old, its EXPIRED!!! why would you give CFD paramedics such a thing???
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Anonymous said...
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
There are organizations that collect them to send overseas to coppers in foreign lands (and even parts of the US)
I usually give mine to CFD paramedics.
3/16/2009 11:03:00 PM
we must be dumb because I dont get it and others are saying the same!
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
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Keep it for the upcoming revolution!
Does anyone know how the new captains did on their POWER test?
NORTHSIDE:
..."For "costume design", I envision Jessica Simpson and Fergie (my menage a trois fantasy) presenting the Oscar for that ridiculous hat he wears--not exactly GQ stuff."...
Pre or Post Crystal-Meth Fergie?
Pre or Post Fat Simpson?
Ya got to get the combination just right....
Lets stand together for once and beat the city. When our contract is settled and the super is out looking for a new job, we will know that we have won. we can use SCC as a tool to help us act as a unified force, or just continue using it to graphically describe how you have been recently A$$*&cked.
3/16/2009 03:25:00 PM
Nice pipe dream.... Look around, there are WWWAAAAYYYYYYY TOOOOOO many suck-asses, only lookin out for #1, and so short sighted, they cant see past thier nose.
O.T., was at the Captains promotional ceremony today, and observed that Captain Wedster of the Acadeny is now Commander Wedster of the Academy as of today. Congrats Ruth
A big thank you to the 019th Ward...
Big changes coming again like when j-fed took over! Another shift nothing to see here!
Doubtful, nobody really left to take the spot, unless they promote Captains, some good choices, alot of bad also; TRU will not be run by a Sgt.
"3/16/2009 03:25:00 PM"
Everyone, read this twice and, if you're still confused, read it twice again.
OT-wifey shot by hubby in Elgin, she was climbing into bed and was lit up. Judge orders hubby to enroll in and pass a gun safety training course each year, and purchase a $1,000,000 gun owner's liability insurance policy.
sgts class?
Woke up at 0545 and watched this a second time, meds have wore off and , this is funny!
I dispose of old vest by throwing them in lake michigan or giving them to cps students. Dork
I just pissed my pants!
Anonymous said...
OT - Does anybody know how to dispose of old safety vests? Don't want them falling into the hand of the bangers and don't feel right about just throwing them into the trash, i.e., landfills. Any suggestions?
3/16/2009 08:56:00 AM
Ok, if it is super old and unsafe,
1. Buy several large coffees
2. Buy several donuts
3. Arrive at the range
4. Provide the staff with #1 and #2
5. Tie vest to one of those swat steel targets
6. Shoot
7. Repeat
8. Repeat
9. Repeat
If it is a useful vest, instead of the fun, above-listed option, you can FOP and donate it to our troops in Iraq or Afghanastan and the troops can use it to line their vehicles...
I started watching it and you know...woo woo woo...damn!!!!
I thought it was GREAT SCC!
I just think people expected something more on the order of the Valentine's video.
Can't wait for the film!!!
Good job.
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