Happy Cinco de Mayo'
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
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LMAO
In addition, several aldermen reported investment income and ownership of various city real estate holdings outside of their homes. Statements for all but two aldermen, Latasha Thomas (17th) and Willie B. Cochran (20th), are available on suntimes.com here
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1557156,chicago-aldermen-ethics-2008-050409.article
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
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but apparently, what unadvertised activities that occur at bud billiken, cinco de may, puertorican fest, and the gay parade are appropriate
5/04/2009 07:42:00 PM
I agree with all, except the latter mentioned parade. Their activities are well advertised in The Chicago Reader!
BTW, remember the video of Mayor Daley dancing on a parade float ON A SUNDAY! I guess he was spending it with his "family".
Fucked up when it safer to walk down the steets of Bagdad than walk on the south or westside of Chicago. Just wondering, was Austin or Roseland on the Olympic committee tour?
Just bring me one of the five on a silver platter.
Anonymous said...
Cinco de Mayo had 8 shootings, 5 men killed and an infant was grazed. They were looting and rioting, setting cars on fire. Groups of gangs were raping women during the festival. Of course the liberal media will never report this out of fear of being politically incorrect.
NOW THAT'S A PARADE!!!
All you other parades suck! This is the gold standard of parades in Chicago 2016 (All Rights Reserved).
All I have to ask of the other 18 Chicago ethnic parades is, "Jealous?!?"
This was in the May 4th Daily Herald about the CPD.
READ THE COP BASHING COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM.
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=290937
those are only a few of his personalities....
Anonymous said...
"I agreed with some of the postings. These stupid scumbag’s gang-bangers don’t even know what cinco de Mayo celebration is all about."
It's a "Hallmark" holiday. Can you feel the love? Our corporate office has a huge Vegas junket every year for Cinco de Mayo. Then it's on to Myrtle Beach! Can we invent a few more bullshit holidays for obscure historical events. Thank you stockholders!!!
After a 2 AND A HALF HOUR(!) debate, the committee overwhelmingly killed the parade. I believe the final vote was 25-3 to stop it.
5/04/2009 04:07:00 PM
Jeez, doesn't anyone stop for JUST ONE, anymore!
"When Irish eyes are smiling"
looks like a good flag for a pirate ship. you will do my bidding or you will walk the plank.
THANKS TO ALL THE ILLEGALS THAT ARE HERE AND VOTING FOR ME!!SWINE FLU IS COMING SO DONT BLAME THEM! KEEP LOVING ME!! VIVA MEXICO!! -Daley
REMEMBER THE ALAMO-SEMPER FI
05 MAY isnt that a DOH?????Soon if the Poles have Pulaski Day then Cinco de Chacha will be next
Jim McMahon said...
This was in the May 4th Daily Herald about the CPD.
READ THE COP BASHING COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM.
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=290937
5/05/2009 12:45:00 AM
Chuck Goudie again... Great response to the article by Jim McMahon in the Comments section of the cited article in the Daily Herald. On our behalf (CPD) Jim, Thanks!
Goudie continues to show he has no clue or original thoughts. He's just another flunkie for Shortshanks!
Fuckin A.... A new target for the range! TX!
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
oR IS IT INDEPENDENCE DAY IDIOT
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
5/05/2009 12:11:00 AM
No, the shitheads have ruined that for the rest of us. Can't go to the lakefront, can't be downtown. He's right, when's our "fest"?
The Daley virus mutated into the Vanecko virus can be deadly to pension funds!
Thanks to whoever posted the Moyers interview w/ David Simon...great stuff especially if you're a fan of the Wire!
WTF SCC, you trying to give me nightmares...???
I can only handle one picture at a time of Shortshanks...
Obama (and the Chicago Machine) really knows how to treat their workers!
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/05/05/the_cias_fight_with_obama_96333.html
AHHHHHHHHHHH my worst nightmare!!!
Liberal Sanctuary City!
"REMEMBER THE ALAMO" AMEN BROTHER
SCC
hate to go off topic. I saw retired Lt. Wade Ingram last week. Man is he doing well. He now drives a BMW X5 as his squad car. Apparently since he is the chief, the village purchased a Beemer for him. He showed me his check stub and he is grossing $150,000 smackeroos per year. The moral of the story is there is life after the CPD. Man I want to be like Wade thats why I'm going back to school and getting a masters and a bachelors.
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
OUTSTANDING RESPONSE!
OFF TOPIC:
PENSION PORTABILITYIf you applied for pension credit prior to SB 2520 passage and you were rejected, please forward your letter of petition and your letter of refusal from the Police Board to: pensionportupdate@gmail.comas I am attempting to determine how many P/O's were allowed to buy back their other service and how many were refused.
WE NEED AN EXPLANATION FROM THE BOARD (MR. KUGLER) WHY A SMALL GROUP OF P/O'S WERE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE OTHER CREDIT AND WHY OTHER P/O'S WERE REFUSED.
OBVIOUSLY, THE BOARD USED CLOUT AS A FACTOR FOR EACH CASE DECIDED. WE NEED TO DETERMINE WHO, WHEN, WHY THEIR CREDIT WAS APPROVED. THE RESPONSE FROM THE BOARD WILL BE VERY INTERESTING TO ALL.
Thank you and please send those letters as soon as possible.
Without unity among members, the Board will prevail.
Anonymous said...
In addition, several aldermen reported investment income and ownership of various city real estate holdings outside of their homes. Statements for all but two aldermen, Latasha Thomas (17th) and Willie B. Cochran (20th), are available on suntimes.com here
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1557156,chicago-aldermen-ethics-2008-050409.article
5/05/2009 12:11:00 AM
Where is their statements> WTF! Why because they are 2 blacks they don't have to file on time? same story DD!
Jim McMahon said...
This was in the May 4th Daily Herald about the CPD.
READ THE COP BASHING COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM.
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=290937
5/05/2009 12:45:00 AM
don't forget chuck goudie also owns part and writes for this rag! Any connection??
There is a holiday that is only available to those who work in the 19th District on the third watch. It's called DOG-2. These are the days that Mike Ryan is off. On these days it's a return to normalcy. There are no psychotic mood swings. There is no ranting and raving about meaningless bullshit. There is no screaming at supervisors in front of their subordinates. It's quite tranquil. It's like having two extra days off in a week.
My family is originally from Luxembourg, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourg for more information.
Our big day is June 9th. Please be advised that me and the only other Luxembourger I ever met in Chicago are planning on raising hell, well maybe we'll just march from the barstool to the john every now and then.
If anyone calls us French or German, watch out !
Be careful of those Belgians, they are a dangerous bunch.
The other Luxembourger just called, he really wasn't a burger, just gay and thought I was too.
Oh well, now I'm drinking alone on June 9th.
BTW, Cinco de Mayo celebrates the Mexican victory over the French in 1862 at Puebla.
Although Mexico won the battle, they eventually lost the war to France.
So Cinco de Mayo celebrates the military equivalent of kicking a puppy in a war you eventually lost...OK then...let's just get drunk and party.
The police impersonator arrested again. Can you say M/1 M/1 M/1 M/1 M/1 ! Case closed!!!!!!!!
OT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/04/BA6917EDG8.DTL&tsp=1
The man who gunned down four Oakland police officers had robbed and raped two women at gunpoint earlier the same day as they set up a food cart in East Oakland, police said Monday.
Authorities are not sure whether Lovelle Mixon, 26, shot the two motorcycle officers who pulled him over on a March 21 traffic stop because he feared police would link him to the rapes. Mixon fled after the initial shootings to his sister's nearby apartment, where he killed two more officers with a high-powered rifle before being shot to death.
Police said earlier that Mixon was tied through DNA to the Feb. 5 rape of a 12-year-old girl in the East Oakland neighborhood where Mixon lived and where the officers were shot to death. The department was notified of the genetic match in that case the day before the killings.
On Monday, investigators said a state laboratory had confirmed that Mixon's DNA matched that of the man who raped two women the morning of March 21.
why is it that many of the young coppers from 011 are some of the most arrogant coppers i have ever met... sorry, not trying to label all 011 coppers but I ran into a bunch last night and they were acting like some of the most pompus, arrogant people i have ever talked to. I know a few guys in 011 with more that 8 or 9 years on and they are ok...but who ever these 2 and 3 year strokes are better get with the program and realize they aint sh*t. remember boys and girls, were all on the same team... no need to act like your better than anyone else and quit standing around in full uniform with your hats backwards smokin with your hand in your pockets not helping out... the new generation.. unfu*kin belivable!
off topic: did Jimmy Carroll ever retire after being removed from the airport last year. Where is he working now? What happened to to Boffo, Kennedy and Barrett.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
5/05/2009 12:11:00 AM
Its called INDEPENDENCE DAY, stupid.... I guess you're not "intelligent"
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
5/05/2009 12:11:00 AM
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The difference among the 4th of July and all the other banger fests is we dont drive around the city drunk, honking our horns with american flags hanging out, doing smoke shows/squealing tires, smacking our lips, shooting/stabbing/battering people, starting mini riots, representing, throwing up signs/bottles at cars/people, blasting some ghetto bullshit on the radio, then MF'ing and playing the race card when the police stop us.
Shortshanks is one thing.............
Imagine if the populace votes per demographics. Just a thought.
He sure looks as if his mental health is in jeapordy.
This explains alot !!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or Just Plain Ol' GOOFY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRETTY SOON HE WILL BE THE OCTO MAYOR
Cuckoo!....... X5
Hey NEWS MEDIA we're doing YOUR JOB AGAIN.Riddle me this,why doesn't STREET/SAN COMMISIONER BYRNE(exC.P.D) fix the streets?You'd be right if you guessed HE'S IN THE AUTO REPAIR BUSINESS,DUH!He's making a BOATLOAD OF MONEY off of bad streets,but we're greedy for waiting 2 yrs for a contract from his buddy the Mayor.Where's FLEM ZEKKKKKMAN for that?
The difference among the 4th of July and all the other banger fests is we dont drive around the city drunk, honking our horns with american flags hanging out, doing smoke shows/squealing tires, smacking our lips, shooting/stabbing/battering people, starting mini riots, representing, throwing up signs/bottles at cars/people, blasting some ghetto bullshit on the radio, then MF'ing and playing the race card when the police stop us.
5/05/2009 03:28:00 PM
No, many of "us" drink all day then haul out enough ordinance to blow up a City block, then act like complete assheads when the on-duty police respond to the 10,000th call! The American way...
Re Do this with the heads in the Olympic colors. I Want to see Shortshanks in green.
Thanks SCC--
The nightmares from the Valentine video were just fading--now I'll see Shorty's head bouncing over the fence instead of sheep....
We need a that picture on a T-shirt
"The other Luxembourger just called, he really wasn't a burger, just gay and thought I was too.
Oh well, now I'm drinking alone on June 9th.
5/05/2009 12:09:00 PM"
Not if the Keesing Bandit reads your post.
Read Father Nangel's FOP Newletter article on how the police dept. and city have changed over the years. You draw your own conclusions.
OT: can anyone verify if the ASA that started all the PO Parker's mess got fired.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
SCC
hate to go off topic. I saw retired Lt. Wade Ingram last week. Man is he doing well. He now drives a BMW X5 as his squad car. Apparently since he is the chief, the village purchased a Beemer for him. He showed me his check stub and he is grossing $150,000 smackeroos per year. The moral of the story is there is life after the CPD. Man I want to be like Wade thats why I'm going back to school and getting a masters and a bachelors.
5/05/2009 11:15:00 AM
If you really want to be like him you'll have to spill a little spaghetti sauce on your white vest and then leave it on there.
The 2nd watch in 019 has a special holiday also, DOG 3, when the sneaky lt. is off. Our ears really appreciate the vacation from his loud obnoxious self-important voice and our eyes love the break too from watching his little-man strut, but best of all, our BACKS love it, because we dont have to worry about the knife he sticks in it every chance he gets.
O.T.
To the 014th District cops who stopped by airhead nieces from California at Damen & Shakesphere on Tueday night.
A big Thank You.
Shortshanks is morphing into a Racoon !!!!! Those circles around the eyes are getting really dark. Mental Illness ??????????????????????
"....I guess I'm drinking alone on June 9...."
That is not necessary my Luxem man. You can join me for some of my famous white wine spritzers.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Chief Wade Ingram does NOT drive an X5; the Mayor of Markham authorized a purchase of a 2009 Chrysler vehicle for his use. Wade possibly owns a foreign car of his own.
Ingram is enjoying life post-CPD, Weis, and the other idiots running this place.
OK, that scares me.
Anonymous said...
off topic: did Jimmy Carroll ever retire after being removed from the airport last year. Where is he working now? What happened to to Boffo, Kennedy and Barrett.
5/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
No he did not,he will be back to run midway,ellyn is out of there soon! Thank God!
/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
Anonymous said...
off topic: did Jimmy Carroll ever retire after being removed from the airport last year. Where is he working now? What happened to to Boffo, Kennedy and Barrett.
5/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
The Clown Cartel is in deep shit.
Each clown has their own set of problems. But there is one common denominator: federal court!
Hey NEWS MEDIA we're doing YOUR JOB AGAIN.Riddle me this,why doesn't STREET/SAN COMMISIONER BYRNE(exC.P.D) fix the streets?You'd be right if you guessed HE'S IN THE AUTO REPAIR BUSINESS,DUH!He's making a BOATLOAD OF MONEY off of bad streets,but we're greedy for waiting 2 yrs for a contract from his buddy the Mayor.Where's FLEM ZEKKKKKMAN for that?
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wow....... you are a really big pud for throwing that one out there.. its a huge conspiracy by the mayor, alderman, streets and san and byrne to not fix the streets...not the fact that the city is "broke" and is saving to use the money for the olympics, but so byrne can profit because he is in the auto repair buisness... you sir, are truly a complete stroke!!!
Chief Wade Ingram? OMG, now that is a nightmare! Smart man, sure, but he has the common sense and people skills of a fucking street light! Certainly no loss to CPD. He must have left with less than a 60% pension.
Joo chut joo mout, man.
Joo cho some respet or I keel you.
Chief Wade Ingram does NOT drive an X5; the Mayor of Markham
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Wade was in Gangs west when in the early 80'. Good people then and now. Wade you are a good and nice man.
I hope you get a Bentley, God spped Wade.
OT: can anyone verify if the ASA that started all the PO Parker's mess got fired.
I heard it was for sexual harrassment. They really have nothing on the guy. After they've fucked with him enough, they'll drop the charges and he'll sue their fucking asses!
There is a holiday that is only available to those who work in the 19th District on the third watch. It's called DOG-2. These are the days that Mike Ryan is off. On these days it's a return to normalcy. There are no psychotic mood swings. There is no ranting and raving about meaningless bullshit. There is no screaming at supervisors in front of their subordinates. It's quite tranquil. It's like having two extra days off in a week.
5/05/2009 12:03:00 PM
Jesus, you again. So you don't like the Captain, we get it. Grow a pair and go somewhere else. There are 25 Districts, pick one and stop your whining here.
Anonymous said...
why is it that many of the young coppers from 011 are some of the most arrogant coppers i have ever met... sorry, not trying to label all 011 coppers but I ran into a bunch last night and they were acting like some of the most pompus, arrogant people i have ever talked to. I know a few guys in 011 with more that 8 or 9 years on and they are ok...but who ever these 2 and 3 year strokes are better get with the program and realize they aint sh*t. remember boys and girls, were all on the same team... no need to act like your better than anyone else and quit standing around in full uniform with your hats backwards smokin with your hand in your pockets not helping out... the new generation.. unfu*kin belivable!
5/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
Why didn't you take the time to talk to them? They need guidance from veterans not bullshit comments on the blog. Be a man and handle it. Now back to your basement apt you asshat!
4th of July is pretty messed up too, Mortar fire until 3 am. Drunks, downtown a mess,
I'm not being unpatriotic here folks, I'm just saying by my house, it really is just another day for the little shitheads to roam around and fuck everything up.
Its not about America or family, its now about vandalism and getting messed up.
ooooppps forgot to say civilian post
ps: Must be a nerve wracking day for cops because of all the fireworks.
THANKS TO ALL THE ILLEGALS THAT ARE HERE AND VOTING FOR ME!!SWINE FLU IS COMING SO DONT BLAME THEM! KEEP LOVING ME!! VIVA MEXICO!! -Daley
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According to the CDC, Illinois now leads the nation.
In confirmed swine flu cases.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
off topic: did Jimmy Carroll ever retire after being removed from the airport last year. Where is he working now? What happened to to Boffo, Kennedy and Barrett.
5/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
No he did not,he will be back to run midway,ellyn is out of there soon! Thank God!
5/05/2009 10:59:00 PM
Hope he is not coming back,but ellyn gone that would be a BLESSING! "Praise the Lord"!
Anonymous said...
When is the Proud American Fest?
5/04/2009 06:36:00 PM
It's called the 4th of July, stupid. I guess you're not "Proud".
5/05/2009 12:11:00 AM
Its called INDEPENDENCE DAY, stupid.... I guess you're not "intelligent"
5/05/2009 02:59:00 PM
The question was when numb nut. Please shut the fuck up when adults are talking.
Anonymous said...
There is a holiday that is only available to those who work in the 19th District on the third watch. It's called DOG-2. These are the days that Mike Ryan is off. On these days it's a return to normalcy. There are no psychotic mood swings. There is no ranting and raving about meaningless bullshit. There is no screaming at supervisors in front of their subordinates. It's quite tranquil. It's like having two extra days off in a week.
5/05/2009 12:03:00 PM
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Sounds about as professional a place as any other in the Northside especially Area 3 particularly districts!
You work there to avoid work! Which is fine if thats what you want)!
So now you get bosses and other coppers that are perverbial "lifers" in these "soft" districts trying to avoid whatever they are fearful of and thus you have ...........SOFTBALLS!
End of LESSON!
One picture of that UGLY MO_FO is too much !
But Five, Oh God, My Eyes just Melted & I'm experiencing Projectile Vomiting !!!
"Cinco de silly"
There is a holiday that is only available to those who work in the 19th District on the third watch. It's called DOG-2. These are the days that Mike Ryan is off. On these days it's a return to normalcy. There are no psychotic mood swings. There is no ranting and raving about meaningless bullshit. There is no screaming at supervisors in front of their subordinates. It's quite tranquil. It's like having two extra days off in a week.
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Have you ever had to deal with this jagoff? He's about the biggest asshole you will ever meet on this job. I work days in 19 and I've seen him in action. Believe me it's a holiday for us too when he's off. It's quite a spectacle to watch him during one of his daily tirades. All clout and no class.
There is a holiday that is only available to those who work in the 19th District on the third watch. It's called DOG-2. These are the days that Mike Ryan is off. On these days it's a return to normalcy. There are no psychotic mood swings. There is no ranting and raving about meaningless bullshit. There is no screaming at supervisors in front of their subordinates. It's quite tranquil. It's like having two extra days off in a week.
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I worked for Ryan in 014. He was a prick when he was here too. Everybody was glad to see him go. Better you than us. He used to have his head so far up Grau's ass it was embarrassing. But he's been a jagoff his whole career. He'll never change.
why is it that many of the young coppers from 011 are some of the most arrogant coppers i have ever met... sorry, not trying to label all 011 coppers but I ran into a bunch last night and they were acting like some of the most pompus, arrogant people i have ever talked to. I know a few guys in 011 with more that 8 or 9 years on and they are ok...but who ever these 2 and 3 year strokes are better get with the program and realize they aint sh*t. remember boys and girls, were all on the same team... no need to act like your better than anyone else and quit standing around in full uniform with your hats backwards smokin with your hand in your pockets not helping out... the new generation.. unfu*kin belivable!
5/05/2009 02:46:00 PM
Why didn't you take the time to talk to them? They need guidance from veterans not bullshit comments on the blog. Be a man and handle it. Now back to your basement apt you asshat!
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im not the original poster, but have you tried talking to one of these new college kids on the job? anything you tell them is completly blown off and they know better.. not all new guys, i know several kids on the job who are great coppers.. but more and more are becoming know it alls.. cant tell them a thing until they get thier dick in the grinder... then they will listen.
"...cant tell them a thing until they get thier dick in the grinder... then they will listen.
5/06/2009 11:40:00 PM"
So, does this then confirm where their brains are?
Jesus, you again. So you don't like the Captain, we get it. Grow a pair and go somewhere else. There are 25 Districts, pick one and stop your whining here.
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Yours truly,
Mike Ryan
I want to be like Mayor Daley when I grow up.
No doubt that guys throwing up 12St players,
And for alot of Playes just like the Popes
they became city workers, kinda funny one them just got killed by CPD
after robbing a bank on Archer Avenue,
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