Sunday, May 24, 2009

Zekman, Follow This

So when Ed Burke is out golfing and his bodyguards are sitting around doing nothing for 5 hours except waiting for him to return, couldn't they come back to the city and write tickets for 3 hours and justify their Sergeant pay?

Or maybe Ed could pay for his own transport and bodyguard detail out of that "war chest" of his?

If you haven't noticed, we're a bit busy out here. We could use the bodies.

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57 Comments:

Blogger OLD*6970 said...

IT HAS NOT CHANGED MUCH,

IN OLDEN DAYS THE BODY GUARDS
WERE IN THE SALOON WITH THE
ALDERMAN DRINKIN AND EATIN
PICKLED EGGS...

JUST SAYIN...

5/24/2009 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with... no wonder you never made it as a reporter and run a blog that the same 300 grumpy, bitter, sour people check 30 times a day to keep your blog seem important... now make a big deal of it and spout off about how thousands and thousands check your blog daily and media gets all the stories from you and you are king yada yada yada noone cares put your head in the sand and shut up scc... your a blue rat!! keep the info where it is supposed to be, on the bathroom wall... your a discredit to this department airing out all the dirty laundry... trust me, you getting the "word" out to the regular people in the world will never help us, only hurt us... regular citizens read the garbage that the 5 percent of bitter strokes on this job write daily which makes us all look bad...every day on average.50-150 responses to your posts...maybe a big one once in a while but its the same losers posting all the nonsense... but, since im speaking my mind im sure it will not be posted... but hopefully somewhere in the back of your mind you realize you are one thing only...... a rat

5/24/2009 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zekman is a tool.

The King provides for her free face lifts.

Pussy

5/24/2009 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Zekman was a man, his balls would be in Daley's purse.

5/24/2009 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

Ed Burke's C.P.D. "bodyguards" aren't sitting around doing NOTHING for 5 hours while he's out golfing.

They're repeatedly masturbating in the squad cars.

The same squad cars that we'll be driving as pool cars in a few years.

And that, my friends, is as close as 99% of us non-clouted chumps will ever get to making D3 pay to be detailed to a totally unnecessary unit.

5/24/2009 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does this lazy, useless, mindless idiot of a theiving politician need bodyguards for anyway? Who'd want to kill this guy? He's an absolute waste of space.

5/24/2009 02:46:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

For legal purposes, the following is nothng more than rumor and satire: Ace Reporter Phil Schitz spoke to a source that said she knows a well known reporter. According to Ace Reporter Phil Schitz's source, the reporter related that she would like to do some real reporting, but the station said "no". Supposedly the station mentioned something about manpower cutbacks in the news media and that nobody's job is safe. The reporter got the hint.

Phil Schitz is trying to get a confirmation of this rumor. If true, it spells out exactly why the public gets bullshit investigative reporting on their televisions instead of the "real stuff".

5/24/2009 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he the only city official besides Daley to have a police detail assigned to him like armed man servants/chauffeurs ?

I remember years ago Shortshanks removing the PO's assigned to the City Treasurer's office when he got pissed at Miriam Santos when she stopped him from grabbing our pension.

Now he Ken Hauser to hand over the pension to him. I wonder if Hauser has a security detail ? The mayor owes him at least that much.

5/24/2009 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zekman can't write about Burke... the Stuttering Prick wouldn't like it, and since she is obviously on his payroll, she has to do what he says !

In fact, I've heard rumors that she will be the next one in the city to be authorized and ordered to write parkers. Shortshanks prefers her to do that, rather than tell the public that he can't get his own police force to write them.

5/24/2009 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what reason does burke have to justify a security detail? some bs threats (aka lies) from 20 or 30 years ago?

I'm surprised more of these self-important hibbitty jibbitty alderdrunks haven't tried to get themselves a driver in the same manner. i wonder if they would be as successful as the burkemeister?

5/24/2009 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"... So when Ed Burke is out golfing and his bodyguards are sitting around doing nothing for 5 hours except waiting for him to return ..."

((((((((((((((((((( * )))))))))))))))))))

What kind of bodyguards leave their threatened and endangered client walking around unprotected on a golf course for hours on end?

In order to thwart any attacks, they should be marching with him on his right and left flanks armed with M-4's and bandoleros. What's that? He said that he doesn't need your protection out on the golf course? That tells me he is either committing a crime he does not want you to see, or THERE IS NO THREAT TO HIS SAFETY AND NO JUSTIFICATION FOR A SECURITY DETAIL ! ! !

5/24/2009 04:20:00 AM  
Blogger Big City Retired Police said...

Most PO's have had more threats on them than Ed Burke ever has. I say we all deserve a security detail at taxpayers expense. Besides, I could use a ride to the golf course!

5/24/2009 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed, I know you read this blog. Do the right thing. Get rid of the detail. It makes you look like an arrogant jerk.

Step up and announce to the media that you have thought about it and want to do your part in "these tough economic times".

Admit to your self that you feel a twinge of guilt when your valets are picking up your laundry or running errands for you. Or are you too far gone?

5/24/2009 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fuck investigating frau zeckman slut couldnt find a good story if her life depended on it. Just look at Burkes body guard detail along with Daleys and you'll see the waste of taxpayers dollars. This city will slide down the shit tubes like every other big city in this country all beecause of that thief shortshanks.

5/24/2009 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Ed, I know you read this blog. Do the right thing. Get rid of the detail. It makes you look like an arrogant jerk..."

5/24/2009 07:34:00 AM


When you are an arrogant jerk, it is hard not to look like an arrogant jerk!!!!!!!!!!!

5/24/2009 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah !!!

Pammy can do more than write parkers......

the way she ran on her "parking special report" she could also give movers.

run pammy run, adjust your blinders

5/24/2009 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Our next mayah said...

OT kinda from Scum-Times:

"Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.'s congressional campaign organization has paid his wife at least $247,500 since 2001, including at least $95,000 after Sandi Jackson joined the City Council in 2007, federal election records show.

Jackson's political committee also gave at least $298,927 in cash and in-kind contributions to his wife's campaign fund, which bankrolled her races for a City Council seat that pays more than $100,000 a year and an unpaid position on the Cook County Democratic Committee."

5/24/2009 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with?..."
5/24/2009 12:48:00 AM

___________________________________

Howdy, boys! Let me be the first to welcome Ald. Ed Burke's security detail to the blog...

We know it must be reeeeally scary to face having to go back on the street and be a police officer again after having spent your last assignment being a total suckhole, but hey, change is inevitable. So go polish up your leather and press those uniforms, because this mayor is in dire need of parking ticket writers. See ya soon.

5/24/2009 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Just say no said...

Wow, thought I was listening to an old disgruntled postal worker with a lit fuse.. "Yeah, that’s a stretch"

WTF, someone piss in your cornflakes, wife fucking the streets and san guy...
I guess maybe it's hitting just a bit close to home with the clout thing, and your just pissed cause you always vote the way your told and your still not getting what you want.

Can't blame you for being pissed, I mean I would be pissed too if I was a political hack and finally figured out I've been backstabbing everyone in sight, running to the boss and telling him all this great shit and they still just look at you as a hack.

I think this is a first, but I can't believe one actually spoke, (probably to run back to a boss and say "see what I did")

Thanks SCC...I feel much better now.

5/24/2009 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed Burke must have photos of Shortshanks doin' the wild thing with Dorthy Tillman or something!

Why else would he allow a lowly alderclown to have a security detail when everyone knows that only the elite members of the government get such pampering.

5/24/2009 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with... "

---signed, Angry Burke detail guy

5/24/2009 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"... its the same losers posting all the nonsense... but, since im speaking my mind im sure it will not be posted ..."

5/24/2009 12:48:00 AM


Aha! It was posted, so that makes you look pretty stupid from the gitgo.

Untold numbers of U S soldiers have died protecting our rights under the 1st amendment for us '300 grumpy, bitter, sour people' to post on this or any other blog. And you are also benefiting from their sacrifices. So STFU unless you're one of those that think everything is just as you like it.

5/24/2009 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:48 Scared you might have to do the job you actually signed up for?? Dont worry if they ever ended your detail Ald. Burke will make you all you guys meritorious sergeants and thats not a stretch.

5/24/2009 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they wont touch burke! That sneed bitch sleeps and eats with the burkes!!!!!!!! Ask him how his suburban homes are doing as well please!!!

5/24/2009 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zeckman is a City Hall Crime Cabal puppet, who won't go near real corruption and patronage issues in Shitcago. She is afraid of her own shadow.

5/24/2009 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does Burke need CPD bodyguards? It would be cheaper to hire armed security guards privately, and we would have several more CPD officers on the streets to serve the public, not Ass-Pickle Burke. He and is wife have more than enough money to pay for their own security, but like typical Democrats, are very greedy, and want to keep all their money, while they get what they want via the taxpayers money. Greed at its best...

5/24/2009 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should quit beating up the guys and girls on these details. We would all take the job if offered at Sgt pay. Most of them will not be old enough to retire when the mayor drops dead and will be back in patrol at P.O. pay. The problem is the waste of manpower on these details such as driving the mayors butler around, his kid, the mayors son from bar to bar and job to job. The daughter and her husband and three grandchildren. Sitting in front of restaurants all night and driving the drunk mayor and his drunk wife and giving each of their drunk friends a ride home. Thats the waste!

5/24/2009 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with...

F You you merit patronage hack, have the balls and identify yourself, this BLOG is the only positive thing that exists on this police department.

5/24/2009 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burke also has a police detail on his house

5/24/2009 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are these coppers working this detail, anyway? In my twenty years on the job, I've never come across any of them or ever even heard of them. You used to know which guys worked for Daley, but you don't even hear about them anymore. Is is kept that quiet or did I just fall totally out of the loop in my older years?

5/24/2009 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I'm not mistaken Burke gets body guards because he is the head of the finance committee.....don't kill the messenger this is what I heard?

5/24/2009 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with... no wonder you never made it as a reporter and run a blog that the same 300 grumpy, bitter, sour people check 30 times a day to keep your blog seem important...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah and they all work in 018, 017, 008, 009, 016 and 025 and 022.... from what it seems...by the way the beef so much about shit!

5/24/2009 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCREW BURKE AND THE REST OF THE USELESS ALDERMAN WHO NEVER ASK WHY THE POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENTS DO NOT HAVE A CONTRACT YET THEY GIVE THEMSELVES A COST OF LIVING INCREASE OH THATS RIGHT ONLY THEIR COST OF LIVING WENT UP NOT EVERY ONE ELSE IN CHICAGO THOSE DIPSHITS ARE ALL USELESS

5/24/2009 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burke is a member at Beverly C.C. I know this because a P.O. also belongs to the club . That P.O. also stated that Speaker Madigan has some honorary membership. The P.O. used to work in insurance and has ties to Burke of which Burke has not done a damn thing for the kid. And believe me or not but the p.o. actually is the working police . So obviously Burke does not have the juice he once did or is to afraid to do any favors. And yes Burke does leave his bodyguards in the parking lot at Beverly C.C. he is recognized by car 2. Second to the shit Richie D.

5/24/2009 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Bring it... said...

"... its the same losers posting all the nonsense... but, since im speaking my mind im sure it will not be posted ..."

5/24/2009 12:48:00 AM


Aha! It was posted, so that makes you look pretty stupid from the gitgo.

Untold numbers of U S soldiers have died protecting our rights under the 1st amendment for us '300 grumpy, bitter, sour people' to post on this or any other blog. And you are also benefiting from their sacrifices. So STFU unless you're one of those that think everything is just as you like it.

5/24/2009 10:04:00 AM



pardon me son, but i am the author of the orig rant... first off, ive served 3 tours in vietnam.. been on this job for close to 30 years.. happily have and still am a blue shirt workin days. never taken a promotion test because im perfectly happy being a blue shirt and love my job and co-workers.. dont give me this serve your country crap... ive taken a 7.62 to the back for this country.. start sticking together and stop airing out our dirty laundry.. dont have clout, not on a detail and dont want to be.. love my job, love my life, love my fellow men in blue... its not my fault your all bitter..

5/24/2009 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah! Its all about money kid, everything else is just conversation. (Gordon Gekko) We been bitching about Burke for years and "it falleth upon deaf ears!" Nobody cares! Get your piece of pie! Get busy living or get busy dying! You are all getting like old ladies ratting on everyone else who has it easier! Fact: Nothing is ever going to change in this city when it comes to taking care of those that are connected! Enough already!

5/24/2009 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous earn your money said...

And yes Burke does leave his bodyguards in the parking lot at Beverly C.C. he is recognized by car 2. Second to the shit Richie D.

5/24/2009 09:47:00 PM
If someone was to take a shot at him from the tree line; his body guards would never leave his side.

5/24/2009 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is he the only city official besides Daley to have a police detail assigned to him like armed man servants/chauffeurs ?

I remember years ago Shortshanks removing the PO's assigned to the City Treasurer's office when he got pissed at Miriam Santos when she stopped him from grabbing our pension.

Now he Ken Hauser to hand over the pension to him. I wonder if Hauser has a security detail ? The mayor owes him at least that much.

5/24/2009 03:45:00 AM

No the city treasurer has 5 count em 5 bodyguards all cpd and a new crown vic,the leader of that team is an HDO hack who never worked the street! But was matt the rat rodriquez driver for years! The city clerk got in and threw all of his bodyguards out and drives himself everywhere!

5/24/2009 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OLD*6970 said...
IT HAS NOT CHANGED MUCH,

IN OLDEN DAYS THE BODY GUARDS
WERE IN THE SALOON WITH THE
ALDERMAN DRINKIN AND EATIN
PICKLED EGGS...

JUST SAYIN...

5/24/2009 12:14:00 AM

And burkes guys schedule 2 on 3 off + overtime,no women allowed!

5/24/2009 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who are these coppers working this detail, anyway? In my twenty years on the job, I've never come across any of them or ever even heard of them. You used to know which guys worked for Daley, but you don't even hear about them anymore. Is is kept that quiet or did I just fall totally out of the loop in my older years?

5/24/2009 05:16:00 PM

Go to business crystal and type in 9160 and see how many d-3 guards there are! But some are paid out of grade and are not listed here!

5/24/2009 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burke also has a police detail on his house

5/24/2009 05:06:00 PM

What does this guy think he is? A King or something? My God, he must have an enormous ego to not be embarassed by all this manpower being wasted on him.

Fucking assholes, all of them.

---not a cop

5/25/2009 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pardon me son, but i am the author of the orig rant... first off, ive served 3 tours in vietnam.. been on this job for close to 30 years.. happily have and still am a blue shirt workin days. never taken a promotion test because im perfectly happy being a blue shirt and love my job and co-workers.. dont give me this serve your country crap... ive taken a 7.62 to the back for this country.. start sticking together and stop airing out our dirty laundry.. dont have clout, not on a detail and dont want to be.. love my job, love my life, love my fellow men in blue... its not my fault your all bitter..

5/24/2009 09:54:00 PM

So three tours in Nam. Nearly thirty years on the job. Got on in the early eighties...I agree with some of what you say about airing dirty laundry. But I have to say that the detail thing is bullshit. I'm glad he points it out. And yes, only those that haven't been would point out the sacrifices soldiers make in war. I wasn't in yours, but mine was just as shitty in it's own way.
I'm gonna keep drinking now.

5/25/2009 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with... no wonder you never made it as a reporter and run a blog that the same 300 grumpy, bitter, sour people check 30 times a day to keep your blog seem important... now make a big deal of it and spout off about how thousands and thousands check your blog daily and media gets all the stories from you and you are king yada yada yada noone cares put your head in the sand and shut up scc... your a blue rat!! keep the info where it is supposed to be, on the bathroom wall... your a discredit to this department airing out all the dirty laundry... trust me, you getting the "word" out to the regular people in the world will never help us, only hurt us... regular citizens read the garbage that the 5 percent of bitter strokes on this job write daily which makes us all look bad...every day on average.50-150 responses to your posts...maybe a big one once in a while but its the same losers posting all the nonsense... but, since im speaking my mind im sure it will not be posted... but hopefully somewhere in the back of your mind you realize you are one thing only...... a rat

5/24/2009 12:48:00 AM

Thanks for your comments Jonas A.

5/25/2009 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Grey Guy said...

5/24/2009 11:21:00 AM

Anonymous said...
Why does Burke need CPD bodyguards? It would be cheaper to hire armed security guards privately, and we would have several more CPD officers on the streets to serve the public, not Ass-Pickle Burke. He and is wife have more than enough money to pay for their own security, but like typical Democrats, are very greedy, and want to keep all their money, while they get what they want via the taxpayers money. Greed at its best...

5/24/2009 11:25:00 AM


They'll need the money to bribe some east coast university into taking thier adopted ghetto rat.

I worked with Burke back in 1967 and he has not changed on bit. Ignorant - arrogarnt Irish son of the privledged class.

5/25/2009 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If I'm not mistaken Burke gets body guards because he is the head of the finance committee.....don't kill the messenger this is what I heard?

5/24/2009 06:48:00 PM

Finance Committe Chairman - Does that mean he carries around bags of cash to pass out to the other Aldermen and to Shortshanks' Bridgeport buddies? I can see why he would need bodyguards given the amount of crime in this city. Bags of money and living in the Pablo Ghetto, one does need protection.

5/25/2009 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous sausage mcfatty face said...

yeah, thats a stretch scc... your just tryin to dig on that one and goin nowhere fast.. all the crap going on in politics and this department and this is the investigative report idea you come up with...

F You you merit patronage hack, have the balls and identify yourself, this BLOG is the only positive thing that exists on this police department.

thats funny.. this guy is tellin someone else to leave his name but he fails to leave his.. and you feel that this blog is the only positive thing on the department.. wow, what a tool!! you are way into the internet son and have a very dull life.. i enjoy being thrown a set of keys and radio and are told drive around for 8 hours and screw with people...or drive around and do nothing.. now thats fun to me... even though the keys i get is for a crappy car still make the best of it... however, you are still a handjob with no life... there is a nick name for people like you... that name is, "jedry"... just look it up in the dictionary, you will understand.

5/25/2009 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ed, I know you read this blog. Do the right thing. Get rid of the detail. It makes you look like an arrogant jerk."

WTF, makes his look like an arrogant jerk? HE IS A FUCKING ARROGANT PRICK!

5/25/2009 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does Burke justify 7 Bodyguards? All of them work days, all of them Sgts Pay, all of them hand in ridiculous overtime.

5/25/2009 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City Treasurer has 2. Both work days, but both not in same place at same time. So, what's the other one doing?

5/25/2009 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Burke also has a police detail on his house

5/24/2009 05:06:00 PM

___________________________________

You also forgot to mention the unjustified Blue Light Camera across from his house. Who pays for that? Who mans that camera? Where did the statistics come from to justify the camera being errected there? It never ends.

5/25/2009 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The security detail HAS to wait in their vehicles. PO's aren't allowed to consort with felons and that is exactly who The Burkster golfs with.

5/25/2009 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If someone took a shot at Burke from the tree-line at Beverly CC, it would be some outfit guy he fucked over in a city contract deal which was made at Beverly CC.

5/25/2009 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think what you want about Robt. Cooley, get his book "When Corruption Was King" (go to the library or borrow a copy if you dont want to patronize him)and read how he details (facts) how BOTH Eddie Burke AND his Judge wifey should be in jail.
He also indicates at the end of the book his displeasure how the US Attorney took all his other info and got indictments (including a murder retrial of Harry da'Hitman Alamen sp?--1st ever non-double jeopardy retrial) and the US Attorney did NOT follow up on the Burke(s)
Go figure.

5/25/2009 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anybody tell me just what this Burke has EVER done for the citizen-taxppayers of Chicago that was a help to them, saved them some tax-dollars, or otherwise? Anything?
I can't remember this guy ever doing SHIT for anyone, since I first heard of him as a kid.

5/25/2009 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be fair, he solved the Mrs. O'Leary's cow crime. He say's the arson charges against the cow were apparently wrong and he got the cow's record cleared. Wonder what he charged poor Mrs. O'Leary for that fix?

5/26/2009 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He gets his hair "done"

5/26/2009 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the alderman goes to jail, where does their driver go? A cush spot like 051?

5/29/2009 08:40:00 AM  

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