We Cant Make This Up
- Chicago police were called to a Logan Square home early this morning by a man who claimed that he had been robbed there of cash and $2,000 worth of marijuana, police said.
"While we certainly don't like home invasions, it is unusual when somebody admits to having had a loss of drugs,'' said Chicago Police Capt. Marc Buslik.
The guys working the tip on the street don't usually bitch too much when they get stuck up or ripped off. They settle it themselves or someone does for them. These independent operators though, they are a strange breed. We imagine he thinks he's getting his dope and his money back if someone actually arrests the offenders.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
34 Comments:
If memory serves correctly this same guy made the same claims on a call a few months back.
Dude, Like Dude, They stole all my grass, Dude that's bogus. Dude.
HAAAA HAAAAAAA!
Been a while since we heard of something like this... Too damn funny. Kind of like back in the fun days on the West Side when dude would get pinched with good weight in narcotics. They would almost beg you for a copy of the the inventory so they could show the tip-meister that they weren't fucking off. We imagined it was something akin to the weekly note from "Epstein's Mother" begging pardon for missing class. They would rather take the trimming & be made to work it off rather than being found supine, motionless and well ventilated in Douglas or Garfield Park.
You know... just sayin'.
"...pea soup green box chevy sedan, one white wall tire, clear plastic taped over the back window, 4 different hubcaps for $5.00 from Maxwell St... y'all ain't da po-leece!"
This guy called 911 for this and it's all over the media?
Anybody want to bet how long it's going to take for this guy's picture to show up on the side of a milk carton?
Asshat probably "misplaced" the goods and doesn't want to face the consequences.
I've had suburbanite dope buyers tell me that their money was stolen by alleged sellers and hookers attempt to make robbery reports for failures-to-pay.
19D!
Good for them. Fuck 'em.
Welcome to the new professional CPD...
Not only are independent operators a strange breed, but north siders themselves are a strange breed.
Must have been some good shit. :-)
---not a cop
Similar thing happened in Oak Lawn a few years ago. Fine upstanding citizen in his section 8 apartment got burglarized, they took MOST of his heroin & all his money..... Pooki calls OLPD for a report, problem was there was still about an oz. of heroin in plain view,....... Pooki not only lost his heroin but caught a felony possession case too...... HILARIOUS
Fair is fair! If we got a call from the Daley residence reporting a theft, we would respond. Even though anything taken from there would have been purchased with money that stuttering rat stole>
dave's not home man
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I've had suburbanite dope buyers tell me that their money was stolen by alleged sellers and hookers attempt to make robbery reports for failures-to-pay.
19D!
Good for them. Fuck 'em.
7/01/2009 03:35:00 AM
Wow!
Let me guess, you have two years on and work on the westside?
I remember seeing an episode of COPS once where the PO gets waved down by some junkie chick who complained that she slipped some money under the door at a dope house but no one gave her any dope back!!!!!
Classic reality TV. The best part was the Copper, who knew the camera was recording every second, and was just bewildered that this woman could be THAT STUPID. I guess that's what keeps you going to work each day, the hilarious shit that happens that you couldn't dream up if you tried. The paycheck and pension help, also.
He's going to see if his renter's insurance policy will cover the stolen weed.
Does renters insurance cover Weed?
BIG DEAL, HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN AREA 2, A BIG 19-PAUL
W.G.A.F. Missle-X Card, at the most.
huh
He needs a police report so he can submit the claim to his insurance company.
The mayors a crook and gets police protection, why shouldn't this guy!
There is a city law on the books for marijuana tax stamps. Could this guy have been charged? Just askin'?
I know that if anyone stole my dope I'd be pissed!
The article doesn't bother to mention the sizeable stash of Cheetos and White Castle that were also stolen.
"dave's not home man
7/01/2009 09:27:00 AM"
(knock knock knock)
But it's me, man, Dave, I got the stuff.....
Two grand, 2 ounces, street value
was always exaggerated on drug BUSTS, WHO COULD AFFORD TO SMOKE THAT SHIT EXCEPT THE DALEY FAMILY.
JUST SAYIN...
I remember seeing an episode of COPS once where the PO gets waved down by some junkie chick who complained that she slipped some money under the door at a dope house but no one gave her any dope back!!!!!
Take her back to the house to attempt a buy/bust.
If they supply her, then make entry. If they take the money without delivering the product, then boot the door for the theft offender who is possibly armed.
"when I dropped my money it fell up on this door, and that motherfucker snatched out from under the door."
Then lock the bitch up for attempt possession.
The narrative would be tricky, but not impossible.
5F
Franklin Park: A 61-year-old man found his wife's vehicle missing the morning of June 20 after he spent the night with a prostitute. The man told police that while intoxicated he picked up a prostitute on Mannheim Road and Dickens at 1:30 a.m. June 20 and brought her to nearby motel. At 8:30 a.m. the next day, he awoke to find the prostitute, car keys and Cadillac were gone. The Cadillac was registered to his wife, who Franklin Park police informed of the report.
Idiot white chick flags me down and says she was "assaulted." Comes to find out she was over trying to cop weed and, while negotiating prices, old boy reaches in and squeezes one of her boobs. She zooms off and flags down yours truly. I told her to call the drug dealers OPS unit and file a complaint.
He's a fucking criminal, fer chrissakes. What didja expect?
The only reason this guy is making a police report is to stop from getting violated. The silly bastard probably lost the money and the weed in a card came or some hooker hype took it from him. So, he is trying to cover his ass to his supplier by showing him a police report.
California has had several cases in which Registered Medical Gardens were plundered. Homeowners and Renters Insurance has paid for replacements. Last I knew though Dealers and Street Users were out of luck, even here.
WAIT FOR IT...........
The Victim in the event was requesting a Case Report so as to show the supplier his losses. Of COURSE that sheet of paper will keep him from winding up in a dumpster somewhere along Milwaukee Avenue.Kinda like when rent is due and Mookie claims to have been robbed of the 800 dollars he owes for rent for the last 2 months.
Fuckin Amazing.
19 PAUL Covers it ALL
Chicago police were called to a Logan Square home early this morning by a man who claimed that he had been robbed there of cash and $2,000 worth of marijuana, police said.
Getting a house alarm $ 19.95 a month
Feeding a guard dog $70.00 a month
Getting a safe $ 150.00
Calling the police because someone stole your weed ..PRICELEES!
Chicago police were called to a Logan Square home early this morning by a man who claimed that he had been robbed there of cash and $2,000 worth of marijuana, police said.
This guy reminds me of a X-mas lights.
NOOOOT 2 bright!
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