Thursday, March 04, 2010

One Dream Ends

We're thinking his desire to be a cop may have come to a legal end:
  • The 15-year-old boy who made national headlines for impersonating a Chicago Police officer last year was sentenced to juvenile prison Wednesday for pushing his mother and stealing a relative’s car in cases unrelated to his infamous “kid cop” stunt.

    The boy could be held in a state facility for juveniles until he’s 21 — but he also could be released earlier for good behavior, according to Tisa Morris, chief of the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Juvenile Justice Bureau.

    However, if the teenager misbehaves while he’s imprisoned, he can be sentenced to four years in prison as an adult, Morris said.

But on the flip side, it's been said that "fate never closes a door without opening a window." There are all sorts of career opportunities in prison.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

That could only happen in 003.

3/04/2010 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid is nothing if not resourceful. He'll be making more money than all of us by the time he's 22.

Maybe just by selling the movie rights to his life story.

3/04/2010 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good riddance to a sociopathic one man crime wave...nothing else has worked to turn this young man's life around, maybe a few years at the crossbar hotel could do the trick!

3/04/2010 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

posing as a police officer and stealing a car were not enough for jdoc--- it was pushing mama that got junior housed--- this has got to be one of the best counties to be a criminal in--- you get to fuck up multiple times before going to prison and then you get out early.....

3/04/2010 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cant this young lad be rehabilitated?

Oh thats right, he was, at the time of his 50th lapse in breaking the law.
Loose this waste in the system please.

3/04/2010 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a lot of misplaced sympathy for this kid.

People have to understand that he's not being imprisoned for impersonating a police officer. He's not being punished for posing as a prospective buyer and leading police on a chase.

He's being incarcerated for DOMESTIC BATTERY. He "pushed" his mother according to the article. If I'd done that to my mother, it isn't the police or a judge I'd have to fear, but MY PARENTS.

This is likely not the first time he's exhibited this behavior, nor the last.

Unfortunately the county is serving as his adult supervision these days...and we're bankrolling it.

rb

3/04/2010 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming soon.
Cop impersonator escapes prison, dressed as a guard driving a prison bus.

3/04/2010 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I pushed my mother, the newspaper article would have read, "Mother beats son to death".

3/04/2010 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is that he'll end up as J-Fed's replacement. He seems to have all the needed qualifications....

3/04/2010 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad to say, but he'd be a better copper than jfuck or masterbater. He's got more time on the street and he's a lot smarter than they are. At least he convinced a bunch of people he was the police...jpud and masters could NEVER pull that off!

FREE COZZI!!!!

3/04/2010 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will be played by Jamie Foxx when the movie comes out. He will be making lots of dough after that. Meanwhile, in junior gladiator school he will learn some real useful skills.

3/04/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll be a prison guard.

3/04/2010 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""But on the flip side, it's been said that "fate never closes a door without opening a window." There are all sorts of career opportunities in prison.""

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
As a shower room attendant?

3/04/2010 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the kid is going to pose as the warden in the kiddie prison and walk out with the same ruse he walked in to 003!

3/04/2010 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If his mind is that active at 15 years old, God knows what he will be like at 21( a Beast ) if he learns to actually use it. So I guess we better be up to speed on our end. By that time he'll be bigger, stronger, faster, and thinking on a more acute level..!
"Change will always in our eyes everyday, we best be sure to endure the same transformation.." Ponder that 1 my fellow P.O.'s.. Stay safe...

3/04/2010 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mama will love him again when the $$ from the city lawsuit they filed comes rolling in--she'll forgive him

3/04/2010 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this *kid* won't live to be 25.

3/04/2010 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what boys and girls. He can still be the Police, If he doesn't commit any crimes as an adult he's in. Bi-Polar,... Commander material.

3/04/2010 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Masters is only 15?

3/04/2010 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I pushed my mom, even at 70 years of age! Papers would read grand mother uses bat and beats son to fucking death.

3/04/2010 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil Larry's is worse than him!!!

3/04/2010 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little sociopath will probably try and kill her when he gets out. If she's smart, she'll pack up and move to another state.

3/05/2010 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bebe's kid.

3/05/2010 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous phil said...

"that can only happen in 003" and you can only say that anonymously on the scc blog, it could happen in any district! and yes of course i work in 003.

3/08/2010 11:28:00 PM  

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