Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tornado Warnings!

Sirens are going off across the city. High winds, damaging hail, tornadoes spotted in Cook County. The following neighborhoods are advised to seek shelter immediately:
  • Englewood
  • Bridgeport
  • Hyde Park
Wait a minute...is this a sign? The three neighborhoods that have contributed the most to the wholesale destruction of Chicago and the United States of America?

It must be a sign. Look for a Cubs winning streak starting tomorrow.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have such a wry sense of humor!

6/23/2010 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The building at 26th and Cal. was actually swaying.

6/23/2010 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh well. I had my fingers crossed that a tornado would clean out englewood, but my wish did not come true. I guess the violence will continue.

6/23/2010 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolololololol

6/23/2010 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. Harvey Police range will close for good next week. Is this the end of the carbine program?

6/23/2010 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick! Everyone run to Gresham!

6/23/2010 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK GOD!ENGLEWOOD WILL BE A ONE VACANT LOT!IT WILL BE THE NEW RETIREMENT DISTRICT,AND I AM ASSIGNED THERE!EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT NORTH SIDERS!!WE WILL BE WERING HAWIAN SHIRTS ON PATROL!!

6/23/2010 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pray for the coppers working there in Englewood, as far as the Citizens....God is gonna clear em out. Just like New Orleans!

6/23/2010 08:16:00 PM  
Blogger J.P. said...

LIKE!!!!

6/23/2010 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the sky is falling, the sky is falling, emergency, emergency, everyone to get from street

6/23/2010 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cubs winning streak?


crazy talk

6/23/2010 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Cubs with a winning streak , I don't think so . Everyone knows that the Cubs stink . Even the die hards are saying it . Look for Big Lou to get the boot real soon .

6/23/2010 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of bad weather, keep an eye on the Blago trial, could be some interesting developments there.....

6/23/2010 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that tornado will take out Englewood and give us all some relief!!!!!!!!!!

6/23/2010 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but the NW Side Press had a nice front page story about Officer Cvetkovic's (016) saving a guy who tried to hang himself. Nice job, Officer.

6/23/2010 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shanks is in the South Loop now SCC

6/23/2010 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Shanks is in the South Loop now SCC

We assume God is working His way north and merely wiping out the birthplace of Shanks and Old Man Daley along the way.

6/23/2010 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shanks is in the South Loop now SCC

We assume God is working His way north and merely wiping out the birthplace of Shanks and Old Man Daley along the way.

6/23/2010 11:44:00 PM

I honestly believe that even Old Man Daley is wishing for an END to Shanks.

6/24/2010 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The Cubs with a winning streak , I don't think so . Everyone knows that the Cubs stink . Even the die hards are saying it . Look for Big Lou to get the boot real soon .

6/23/2010 09:19:00 PM

I'm surprised Lou hasn't hung himself in the club house.

6/24/2010 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tornado sirens in Hegewisch today. Haven't heard those in years and years....

-- Hegewisch Electronics Geek.

6/24/2010 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the sky is falling, the sky is falling, emergency, emergency, everyone to get from street

6/23/2010 08:49:00 PM



The funniest lines from one of the funniest movies ("The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming") ever,,,,,Thanks for the laughs.

"Come on Norman, they're opening up the Bah"

6/24/2010 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Anonymous said...
Speaking of bad weather, keep an eye on the Blago trial, could be some interesting developments there.....

6/23/2010 09:31:00 PM

Like what, it will mess up his hair, I'd watch that video!

Or, will Blago take Daley down with him, that's a dream.

6/24/2010 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

da sox!

6/24/2010 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tornado was tryng to twist the field at Comiskey counter-clock-wise so that it sits correctly with home plate is in the Southwest Corner.

What an ass-backwards excuse for a ballpark.

6/24/2010 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tornado was tryng to twist the field at Comiskey counter-clock-wise so that it sits correctly with home plate is in the Southwest Corner.

What an ass-backwards excuse for a ballpark.

What??

6/24/2010 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous ISP Sgt said...

The funniest lines from one of the funniest movies ("The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming") ever,,,,,Thanks for the laughs.

"Come on Norman, they're opening up the Bah"

And thanks for that line, too!

Fendl- "you broke my sword!"

6/24/2010 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Paul said...

Just a bit off subject, but how would this city respond in an actual emergency - terrorist or other? A few severe storms, and Metra shuts down, airports shut down, freeways closed due to flooding. Does Daley have any plan besides calling a press conference and jumping up and down?

6/24/2010 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true that Comiskey Park (aka Cellular One) is juxtaposed to face southeast as opposed to southwest as most baseball fields are. However, most of the games are played at night - so that it really doesn't make any difference which way you are facing - unless you are a star-gazer, or one taken up with the moon (Luna).

The term "lunatic" comes from Luna - and defined as: "One who thinks that a team that hasn't won a world championship in over a hundred years, and plays in a park with weeds growing on it's outfield walls - is charming.. or cute.."

Get real. Wrigley Field is an outdated piece of junk. If they had padding on the outfield walls instead of ivy, even Cubbie fans would be clamoring for a new field.

Cubs management will not move from Wrigley - because when sports analysts talk about the Cubs, they always refer to the "relic" that is Wrigley. And not about the fact that the product on the field hasn't won a world series in over a hundred years.

To quote the previous author - what an ass-backwards excuse for a team.

A Blackhawks fan.

6/24/2010 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood would of been a nice place for a twister...

6/24/2010 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tornado was tryng to twist the field at Comiskey counter-clock-wise so that it sits correctly with home plate is in the Southwest Corner.

What an ass-backwards excuse for a ballpark.

6/24/2010 06:06:00 AM

I agree, whoever designed it is a dumb-shit! I love my White Sox just as much as the next guy. Granted the Park is drastically different than when it first opened, and it's actually a fantastic place now. But why would you (FIRST OF ALL) move it too face the projects? Why not have it face downtown with a beautiful view of our skyline? Imagine how awesome that would look?

Secondly, why did they not buy those project buildings on 37th and Wentworth and turn that area into beautiful homes and condos for people that would actually appreciate living next to a ballpark? Or at least turn it into parking!


And back to what you originally said, having home plate face north would have the South winds to the players backs! Homers = happy fans.

Shit makes no god damn sense in this City!

6/24/2010 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an ass-backwards excuse for a ballpark

Waaaaaayyy better than that pisshole Wrigley, the neighborhood is the draw not that decrepid dump, wait till the next chunk of cement comes down on someone....

6/24/2010 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous CharLes Bronson said...

Awww...cmon now EngLwood has some very weLL priced weed and crack. Don't forget the he she hookers on 71st and haLsted have a good price range too.

6/24/2010 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whiticker...Walt, Walt Whiticker"
"OK Whiticker Walt"
"No no Whiticker...Walt, Walt Whiticker."
"OK Whiticker Walt, please to move nice family to cellar."

6/24/2010 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot air. Blowing. Windbags.Thank goodness its just a tornado. Or business as usual at city hall and headquarters.

6/24/2010 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaaaaayyy better than that pisshole Wrigley, the neighborhood is the draw not that decrepid dump, wait till the next chunk of cement comes down on someone....

6/24/2010 02:27:00 PM
you must be a frequent boys town visitor.

6/25/2010 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stop cryin about bridgeport.i never knew cops were so sensitive until i started reading this blog.lol

6/26/2010 07:00:00 AM  

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