Monday, August 30, 2010

Untouchables

Comment of the month, possibly the year:
  • So they pull a gun - you pull a ticket book. They send one of yours to the hospital - you send one of theirs to the pound
Where do you people come from? That was brilliant!

And the preliminary totals for this weekend was 5 dead, 18 wounded. Someone better bring fresher doughnuts to the next gang meeting.

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99 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They send one to the hospital, you run like hell"... Jody W.

8/30/2010 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sell the contract for the towing company under the table....that's the Chicago way!

8/30/2010 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great quote! Unfortunately, the FBI character in the film was the hero. That doesn't translate in this case.

8/30/2010 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure hope the lady burned to death 2800 blk of Washington is changed from death investigation to homicide.....

8/30/2010 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis, how badly you are out of touch with reality or else you are delusional regarding what it will take to get the streets back from the thugs. You just put the banger bosses up on a pedestal with your foolish "intimidation talk". Everyone knows we can't do what needs to be done to these shitbirds while you pretend to lead the CPD, please leave while we still have a chance to fight and win, and city council better put Indemnity back on the police dept to protect rightous deeds/arrests/shooting armed thugs, and all the rest of legit police actions from frivolous lawsuits on the men and women warriors still left that know how to wage the good fight! old school, been there and done it!

8/30/2010 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j-fled as elliott ness, now that would be funny but it would cost a fortune to find a shop to make a fedora to cover that huge dome----

8/30/2010 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Ultimate Tactical Warrior said...

I give that comment 4 stars! However, I'd have to give the over rated film zero stars. Very lame. The only saving grace was the performance by the great Sean Connery. Man, that guy probably got more ass then D. Starks and EB rolled into one.

What's not to like about the Untouchables? Let's see, total historical inaccuracy for one. Frank Nitti was a pussy in real life, not an enforcer like he was in the film. The accountant that made up one of the law enforcement members was an annoying retard. Glad he got wacked. You know when a movie like this fails when you start rooting for Al Capone to win.

Speaking of which, I heard at the gangsta tea party meeting held, J-Fled tried imitating Deniro and started clubbing the gang member in the wheel chair from behind. Unfortunately he was using a pink plastic whiffle bat that only caused the roller pig to laugh, thus ending the meeting.

I'll leave you with the parting words of Elliot Ness which you'll probably be hearing from our fearless leader sometime in the future at an outdoor roll call or memo sometime soon.

"Let's do some good!" and "Never stop fighting! Never give up until the battle is won!"

8/30/2010 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Just a quick note to all you hard-charging, Hair Gel types that may still actually be dumb enough to proactively pursue "activity" in response to this latest grasping-at-straws chicanery:

J-Fled may have been S.A.C. (Special Agent in Charge) while with the Feebs, but all it means while he's steering the S.S. CPD is "Sandbag A Copper".

DON'T be the next Cozzi because these soul-selling sacks of shit that have no idea how to run this department want you to stick your neck out to enforce policies that borderline the violation of one's Constitutional rights.

- Report "fit" for duty

- Answer your jobs and affect arrests only on signed
complaints *

- Back-up your fellow officers

- Go home to your family in the same shape in
which you arrived for work

- Repeat for 29-and-a-day (hopefully a lot sooner)

* Does Not Apply to Tactical, MSF, TRU and
countless other Suckass, Kool-Aide-drinking
personnel in worthless units

8/30/2010 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 Dead, At Least 25 Hurt In Bloody Chicago Weekend/
More Than 20 Shootings, Stabbings In City

A bloodbath plagued the streets of Chicago over the weekend, particularly on the West Side.

Altogether, five people – three men and two teenage boys – were killed, while at least 25 others suffered violent injuries in more than 20 shootings and stabbings.

Three of the murders, and many of the shootings, were on the West Side -- an area top police officials are targeting gang members. Police confirmed Sunday that at least two of the West Side shootings were gang-related.

Police Supt. Jody Weis and other top law enforcement officials met with reputed leaders of several West Side street gangs as part of the Chicago Gang Violence Reduction Initiative.

"We brought in some of the leaders, and just told them that they would be responsible for any activity by their group. The activity we're referring to is violence," Weis said, "and we told them if someone is killed, we will use every resource we have to target the entire group."

Sources say authorities plan to make gang leaders' lives miserable, doing everything from towing their cars for parking violations, to ramping up parole visits, to pulling them over repeatedly for traffic stops. CBS2-Chicago
*********************************

How many tickets do the gang leaders get for killing 5 and wounding 25? Do they at least get their car's booted?

Thank you, Chicago Police Officers, for the hard work you do despite your lack of leadership. Be careful out there.

A concerned citizen.

8/30/2010 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I read that, I practically shat myself from laughing so hard in the other thread.

8/30/2010 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fraud and Dumbass Failure Daley, you disgust me! I am very happy to see that so many citizens in this city are finally seeing through your bullshit. The day this city is rid of both of you is the day we can look forward to positive change. You should both be embarassed to look yourselves in the mirror each day. Do everyone a favor and pack your shit and LEAVE!!!

8/30/2010 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. That's the Chicago Way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ScvAJG51V4

8/30/2010 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangbangers don't fear the police or anything else the city has. Go ahead try some of this nonsense. Their ghetto lawyers and preachermen will go after those involved for civil rights violations. Meaning the gangbanger will be owning your house, watching your TV, and having your old lady serving him drinks from your fridge...

8/30/2010 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most importantly:

Get A Fucking Event #!!!

Its the new style of the working police.

8/30/2010 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Headline: 5 Dead, At Least 25 Hurt In Bloody Chicago Weekend More Than 20 Shootings, Stabbings In City. Yeah J-Fled keep on tellin''em you got the gangs under control. B.S.!!!

8/30/2010 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in...

Deputy Chief Keating is retiring soon, and the word around HQ is that Cmdr. Kennedy from 001 is being promoted to take his place, with Kennedy's buddy Lt. Hannigan (currently with the Chicago Park District) getting 001.

With this department being so short Lieutenants what is this guy doing at the park district? CLOUT... oh I see

8/30/2010 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Predictive Analytics Group is accepting resumes from Sergeants and Police Officers. Interested members must have a strong background in mathematics, computer science, or statistics. Interested applicants should submit their resume to Director Brett Goldstein, Unit 111 - or electronically: brett.goldstein@chicagopolice.org.
____________________________________

Why should I send them a resume? Shouldn't they already know that I'm interested and possess the skills to work in that unit? Look harder into your crystal ball for answers grasshopper.

8/30/2010 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT)The other day questions were raised about "Tours", auctioned off at a school by privileged members of the exempt caste, that are conducted by the Marine Unit, were raised, asking abour background checks of the persons granted this honor. It was stated that our mayor, Chauncey Gardner, (from "Being There"), closed Meigs because of his Homeland Security concerns. Does he have these same concerns about those who rent slips for their boats? Are they potential suspects of terrorism? Does he think that they will poison us, as a previous mayor thought? Just asking, nothing against our mariners. It's only that I'm just getting over the LSD scare to the drinking water from the 1968 Convention. I think...or do I? Oh boy,,,,,it's happening again! Where's my Thorazine? Quick, borrow some from Jody.

8/30/2010 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyboday know the REAL story on this guy, "rose through the trenches", can this be true?

Sept. 11 led him to be a cop
TECH WHIZ | Now he has designed system that could predict crime locations


August 30, 2010

BY FRANK MAIN Staff
Computer guru Brett Goldstein was stuck at Midway Airport on 9/11 when the second plane struck the World Trade Center.

"We were watching CNN when it hit," Goldstein says of that terrible day in 2001. "It planted the seed in my mind."
Brett Goldstein, once headed IT for OpenTable. Now, he runs predictive analysis system for the Chicago Police Department.

At the time, he was an executive with OpenTable, a restaurant-reservation tech firm.

"I thought: 'When I am done with OpenTable, maybe it's time to do my duty.' "

That time came for Goldstein in 2006.

He had already passed the Chicago Police Department's entrance exam, struggled through the rigors of the training academy, then hit the streets as a rookie in the crime-ridden Harrison District on the West Side. After working in a beat car, Goldstein was moved to police headquarters, where the computer skills that he'd honed in the business world were quickly put to use.

Things have worked out well for Goldstein. On Aug. 16, the 36-year-old cop was promoted to director of the department's new Predictive Analytics Group, a $150,000-a-year job that puts him in charge of an increasingly important part of police work: forecasting where and when crimes will occur throughout the city.
Goldstein's meteoric rise from cop to commander echoes the rise of Ron Huberman, a onetime tech-savvy cop who became a deputy superintendent, helped design the department's computer system and was promoted to head of the city's 911 system -- all by the age of 32 -- before going on to be head of the CTA and now the head of Chicago's schools.

"It's quite a Chicago story," Irakliotis says of Goldstein. "He doesn't have any relatives in City Hall. He went through the trenches like any police officer. I'm really proud of him."

8/30/2010 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT article in SunTimes detailing wonderboy Goldstein. Its good to know his wife bought him a guns and ammo magazine so he could do research for his new career. What a stroke! This department has reached an all time low. A definite PR spin to explain his great qualities that gave rise to his promotion.

8/30/2010 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

STOP! Or I'll yell stop again!

The fed way.

8/30/2010 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So they pull a gun - you pull a ticket book. They send one of yours to the hospital - you send one of theirs to the pound."

Even Tom Dart, The Puppy Dog Sheriff, is catching on. I just heard him on WBBM radio 780, threatening strip joint owners on Mannheim Road regarding prostitution. "We're gonna make their lives miserable..."

Arf! Arf!

8/30/2010 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shortshanks rumored to be going to China mid-month Sept. Cancelling on long scheduled events. So what shit is hitting the fan that he wants to avoid?

8/30/2010 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Working the lakefront last night and saw what appeared to be a Chevy Impala unmaked vehicle with police lights inside parked illegally. Also saw a handicapped parking placard in hanging from rearview window. Just for snicks...turned on the mars to see if I could get any takers and here comes someone. Identifies himself as a Deputy with Streets and San. So I ask why he is parked illegally and he says he is at the lake with his family and did I want him to move his vehicle. I said what is the hanidcap placard in the window for? Oh, that's his wifes. Nice, unmarked vehicle, not an M plate, registers to Enterprise Rental in Glen Ellyn...just taking family to lake for barbeque!!! So the garbage man gets a take home vehicle for him and his family! Where is all the money? Here it is!

8/30/2010 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five dead, 25 wounded during violent 50 hours

OK,go get 'em.
Looks like they just told J-FLED to go fuck his self.
You think this idiot gets it yet that the whole city is laughing at him?
Shortshanks,do you get it yet?
Yo,Nick Roti.....did you open up your big mouth and tell J-FED how fucked up his plan was?
Did anybody?

8/30/2010 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled & Masters x3, next time you have a tea party be sure to bring your Ken & Barbie collections for show & tell. That'll really impress the bad guys !!!!!!!!

Free Cozzi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/30/2010 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous we own the quiet room said...

That's the Entertainment Detail credo. Piss bums and vagrants beware.

8/30/2010 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 11:10 p.m. Saturday, an off-duty Chicago Police officer inside a restaurant in the 1400 block of West 79th Street shot a man armed with a handgun trying to rob other patrons, according to a police News Affairs statement. The robber fired several shots and the officer returned fire.

The robber was taken in serious to critical condition to Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, Fire Media Affairs spokesman Richard Rosado said. Another robber fled and is not in custody, according to the statement.
---
Score one for the good guys! Great job!

8/30/2010 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Reverends" deserve more taxpayer money for all their peace preaching and marching to end the violence under the current DALEY administration. Hell come to think of it just cut out the middle man and hand the money over to the gangsters that terrorize this city!!

8/30/2010 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

107th block of Drake----HOME INVASION SATURDAY AFTERNOON. M/1's broke in home. Yea, we'll see next time about using a ticket book.

8/30/2010 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What we got here is... failure to communicate.

8/30/2010 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have a "Best Of" section on the sidebar.

This would totally beat the Best of Craiglist!

8/30/2010 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow Frank Main really out did for shortshanks with today's story on the golden boy....

8/30/2010 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those 18 wounded are costing us a ton of money! What does an average surgery cost: 100K-200K plus rehab?

With 18 shitheads wounded/ hospital costs in one weekend: 1.8 million- 3.6 million.

that's 4 million dollars to keep these shitheads alive!!

SCC, total these amounts. I think the sticker shock should inspire voters to cut the hand-outs!

8/30/2010 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but i wrote 2 parkers and 3 contact cards working safe city.

8/30/2010 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT major bs story in paper regarding the Goldberg kid! 9/11 inspired him to be the police! Yea right kid! And all ur exploits working the ghetto. Give me a break. This is prob the next Superintendo! What does ur crystal ball say boy wonder??? As the saying goes, "who you crapping. "

8/30/2010 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD has sunk to all time lows. We really feel bad for you guys.
NYPD

8/30/2010 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT --

"Christopher Hippchen, 28, of the 5200 block of N. Sheridan Rd., was killed...riding his bike south in the northbound lanes of traffic on the Dan Ryan near 55th Street at 9:10 p.m. when he was struck...by a black Jeep SUV, which had to be towed from the scene."

http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=1935496&spid=

Words fail me.

8/30/2010 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm channeling my ouija board for the next shooting. It's hinting towards 7 and 11 and I don't even pull in 150K a year.

8/30/2010 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago's Finest will never follow these leaders that request we harass gangbangers and would never have our back

Chicago's Finest will continue to respond to in progress calls and protect the weak and elderly from these gangbangers

We will never RETREAT or RUN from danger and any gang banger that threatens anyone one of us with death or great bodily harm will likely meet his maker

God Bless Chicagos Finest

GOTTA RUN

8/30/2010 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you got 24 hrs to get out of town before i shoot you dead" oh wait that was was on JUSTIFIED, Jody Wuss version "you got 24 hrs to get out of town before i tell you again" anyword on how those RICO cases are working out after the shootings in 11 this weekend??

8/30/2010 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Similar to Obama's "Beer Summit",

Weis' gang meeting could be referred to as the "Kool Aid Summit"

Do any exempts have waitress experience?

8/30/2010 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime Fighter?
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2651492,CST-NWS-whizkid30.article

8/30/2010 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone want to let Sgt. Egan 018 know that a vehicle search during a stop for out of state plates is not "automatic".
Do you understand Sgt Egan that window tint is not illegal on vehicles registered out of state.
Man, you fucked with the wrong bull Partner. Did you see the camera or microphone? Probably not tough guy.
See ya soon.....

8/30/2010 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 7:41,,,,Elliot Ness WASN'T FBI, he was a Treasury Agent, assigned to the Prohibition Bureau.

The FBI in the 1920s were a bunch of political hacks and just as corrupt as the CPD was in those days. It wasn't until J Edgar (I wear frilly dresses at home) Hoover took over in 1935 that he fired all the hacks and hired accountants and lawyers.

The T-Men held all the Federal LE power until the early 30s.

8/30/2010 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...

"They send one of yours to the hospital - you send one of theirs to the pound"

"Great quote! Unfortunately, the FBI character in the film was the hero. That doesn't translate in this case."

8/30/2010 07:41:00 AM<<<

Ya' got it wrong!

That paraphrased line was said by Sean Connery's character in the movie "The Untouchables", who was a Chicago Police Officer, Jim Malone, Star 376. This was from a time when the CPD had balls of brass like their Call Box Keys.

And Elliot Ness was a Treasury Agent, not an FBI Agent.

From an Old Cop, who still has his Call Box Key.

P.S. Happy Birthday Sean Connery, our favorite 007 just turned 80 years old this week. We all should look so good, must be from all that good hagas and lots of good Scotch Whiskey.

8/30/2010 06:21:00 PM  
Blogger T. Mannis said...

I'm not sure who laughed harder after that meeting - the gang leaders or the cops who know better. I wonder if they haggled over whether to use a round table or a rectangular table for the Jody Peace Talks.

8/30/2010 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Great quote! Unfortunately, the FBI character in the film was the hero. That doesn't translate in this case."

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Ness was Treasury Dept. not FBI. So go aheadf andd feel good about the movie again.

8/30/2010 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“An attentive ear is a wise man’s joy” (Sirarch 3:28). The humble are able to truly listen to another with genuine interest and delight in the other’s goodness. The humble are the people who give you their undivided attention and make you feel special and appreciated. You love to have them around. You love to work hard for them. You cheer when they are honored.

The proud, on the other hand, are so self-absorbed that their conversations become monologues. When you are speaking, they are not listening. They are just thinking about what they are going to say next. Eventually you smile, yawn, and do your best to get away from them. You roll your eyes when they brag of their exploits. If you work for them, you do the minimum required while looking for a better job. So those who exalt themselves are ultimately left alone.

Jfled truly believes through his actions:

*that he can single-handledly squash crime, doesn't need CPD, just meter maids.

*that he has earned every cent of his salary from his 'posturing' to the media.

*that he is smart, handsome, and "gosh, everybody likes him"; AND his mirror agrees with him.

Somebody PLEASE, give him a vaso of payaso cause he's an ASSO!

GOD bless CPD & U.S.A.

8/30/2010 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 9am, you forgot have no self worth, have a house that is going to have zero value because shitheads aren't scared to go anywhere because guys like you won't be the police and challenge them, have loved ones that are endangered every time they venture outside, go to more police wakes and funerals because after shithead has encountered you not taking police action he thinks all policemen are cowards and feels he can kill a cop. But you probably don't have any loved ones or friends and probably don't go to police wakes and funerals because you are so disconnected the only person you care about is yourself. I don't blame anyone for not wanting to go far out on to a limb with the current climate, but don't become a complete dog. That car that goes through the red light that you pretend you don't see might go through the next one and kill someone you know. That call for a battery in progress by a third party that you blow off might be a off duty copper fighting for his life. We all want to return home to our family safe and sound and we all want our family to be safe and sound while we are on our tour. The barbarians are at the gate, do your part and don't let them in!

8/30/2010 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they pull a gun RUN LIKE JODY THE COWARD!!!

8/30/2010 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous ISP Sgt said...

"So the garbage man gets a take home vehicle for him and his family! Where is all the money? Here it is!"

Sounds like my people need to read about this one... (and the Sec'y of State guys)

8/30/2010 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

107th block of Drake----HOME INVASION SATURDAY AFTERNOON. M/1's broke in home. Yea, we'll see next time about using a ticket book.

Not that it didn't happen but not quite the way you describe it. Must not be a p.o, as it was a burglary not a home invasion. Saturday afternoon 107th and Central Park M/1's burglarize a home where family is out of town. Off duty p.o.'s respond as 2211 is sitting somewhere on the east end of the district. DON'T SPREAD RUMORS! BUT PLEASE SPREAD THE TRUTH!!

8/30/2010 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Soooo?

We observe that "J-fled & The Exempts," that ultra-funky disco, blue-grass & mariachi band along with their side band "The Crystal Ball Unit" have started the "Hey, Knock It Off" tour with (not so big a fuckin'...) mystery guests "The Policy Group." The first show at the Golden Dome was a sell-out.

Brought to you by Jam Your Ass Like a Jelly-Roll Productions.

Sponsored by:

Wildwood Pop, Flamin' Hots and the gyro, pork chop & taco meat combo with hot peppers & nacho cheese sauce folks.

Ed "Snuffy Smif" Smith's Rib Shack, Fish House & Beauty School.

The Memphis Town & I-57 Traveling Gun Show & Swap Meet. (Those who worked 011 once upon a time should know about Memphis Town. It ain't hard! ;^) Our motto is "Naw bitch, ain't cereal numbahs on our shit! Is you buyin' or is you conversatin'? Push or git yo muthafuckin' block cracked!"

Dad! We had fun at the concert!

8/30/2010 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh well once again you can thanks the man who wants to sell your city privately the police department might be next election is around the corner wake up people change must come!!!!!!!

8/30/2010 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS THE CHICAGO WAY

8/30/2010 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They pull a gun, You pull a Stapler.

8/30/2010 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous PillowTalk™ with Leo and Mary said...

"Someone want to let Sgt. Egan 018 know that a vehicle search during a stop for out of state plates is not "automatic".
Do you understand Sgt Egan that window tint is not illegal on vehicles registered out of state.
Man, you fucked with the wrong bull Partner."

No sweat -- all was done in accordance with Entertainment Detail rules and regs. Is a bull still a bull if he's been castrated and she keeps 'em in a canning jar?

8/30/2010 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

five's not bad

8/30/2010 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Odpo what in the world
R u doing there?????

8/30/2010 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fife of Mayberry.

8/30/2010 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our $#150,000 per year Swami predicted that there "might" be violence in englewood> Gee, ya think?
What a bargain paying this huxter hack !50 per.

I predict that the Daley Crime Family will continue to pick our pockets in the future...Please remit 150 Gs

8/30/2010 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note to the Superintendent of The Chicago Police Department, and The Mayor That Brought Him Here.
Have You No Shame ???
Enough is Enough.
Take Your Money and Leave.
This Country Is In Enough Trouble.
We Need A Good Police Department in This City.
Please don't cause anymore damage.

8/30/2010 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" after being offered food & beverages." Gang leaders walked out of meeting
..................................
they really wanted flaming hot cheetos and red pop.

8/30/2010 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm channeling my ouija board for the next shooting. It's hinting towards 7 and 11 and I don't even pull in 150K a year.
8/30/2010 04:29:00 PM

Now that's some funny shit !

8/30/2010 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the computers can tell us where to put the body's. But without the body's you cant do shit!!

8/30/2010 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Frank Main is definitely starting to take on the writing style of a man who is comfortable carrying 3M's water.

8/30/2010 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VP Manager WFLd just now broadcasted TV statement that more needs to be done by Daley to make neighborhoods safe enough for a young girl to jump rope in- I only caught tail end and was shocked at such a direct face-off toward Daley by Fox- holding him accountable, confronting him by editorial, to effing do something (my words, not theirs). Anybody here catch it? Tape available here, SCC?

8/30/2010 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fox news chicago just had pookie the gang leader on nine oclock news. what a fucking joke. now the gang bangers have cred and are being interviewed. it was pretty funny too. pookie said he "aint finna do nuttin and jody weiss should do his job if he wanna gets paid." LMAO!!!!!

8/30/2010 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF...all the "violence" is happening
in the hundreds, englewood & chatam..and he's dealing with westside vickyloos? Hey this is a episode of Hill Street Blues

8/30/2010 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell Jody Fife to shut-the-f*ck up!

8/28/2010 05:39:00 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hilarious! don't forget the single bullet in the matchbox and run when you hear shots fired.

8/30/2010 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the morale survey results? I need some bathroom reading.

8/30/2010 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the policy group has enough people to spare one for training What is KB from the policy group doing in the 40 hour VIP Protection Training? Is she getting training to be J-fled's new driver?

8/30/2010 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SUPERINTENDENT material

8/30/2010 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do we need two CAPS Sgt's in each district. What a waste of manpower when we are so short manpower!

8/30/2010 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The barbarians are at the gate, do your part and don't let them in!

8/30/2010 07:33:00 PM"



the only thing allowing the 'barbarians' to exist is the presence of law enforcement officers.


if there were no one to enforce the laws, as written by the political elite, there would be, in due course of time, no more barbarians.


believe it.

8/30/2010 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Predictive Analytics Group is accepting resumes from Sergeants and Police Officers. Interested members must have a strong background in mathematics, computer science, or statistics. Interested applicants should submit their resume to Director Brett Goldstein, Unit 111 - or electronically: brett.goldstein@chicagopolice.org.
____________________________________

The sad thing is there are a lot of people with those types of backgrounds that became cops specifically to work in this type of fielding one of these days. And to think we have them backing us up...

Meanwhile you have coppers that came on in hopes to one day be a Detective or work on SWAT and can't even do that because of no testing or no merit...

8/30/2010 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$150k a year...... Gees.......ill do it for that. I say next shooting will be in 004. everyone go there

8/30/2010 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Every sworn member of the Chicago Police Department, from the highest-ranking position down, began his or her career as a Police Officer."

I just thought you guys might find that statement interesting. I copied and pasted it right from the CPD website. I know at least one high-ranking member who didn't. Gotta run.....

8/30/2010 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 8/30/2010 08:34:00 PM

then it's a steer

8/30/2010 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great quote! Unfortunately, the FBI character in the film was the hero. That doesn't translate in this case.

8/30/2010 07:41:00 AM

no it wasnt, it was a u.s. treasury agent so there it is.

8/30/2010 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Now Miami going broke it is getting bad boys and girls save what you can we are in for a wild ride!
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/city-to-employees--were-broke-so-were-breaking-your-contracts-101830903.html

8/30/2010 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Similar to Obama's "Beer Summit",

Weis' gang meeting could be referred to as the "Kool Aid Summit"

Do any exempts have waitress experience?

8/30/2010 04:51:00 PM
MORE LIKE KOOL AID AND THE GANG
J-Fed--J-Fled--and now J-BEG!!!!!
I/F 760

8/30/2010 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

J-fled is a pussy...

He spends more time going after coppers for having a bad day than he does going after these dogs and the dogs know it!!

8/30/2010 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want the computer guy's job, I predict that Englewood will have a shooting, so will north, south, east and west Lawndale.

8/30/2010 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't need any of GoldShit's statistics to know there will be a shooting in 007 without failure. What a fucking 150K sham.

8/31/2010 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the 0900 poster, I probably work with you my friend. I probably like you and talk with you everyday. But I know for sure that officers like you are the EXACT reason the animals are running the zoo. If you have time on and want to be a desk guy fine, do so. You have earned it. Don't knock the rest of us for making a living, but it is guys like you who let these assholes get away with everything without so much as calling them on their bullshit that puts the rest of us in danger.
Think about it, when we stopped challenging them, they started to challenge us, and now its a backwards slide that we cannot stop. Don't confuse this for stupidity, anyone breaking the law to put an idiot in jail is also an idiot. You don't put your ass out there to lock someone up, thats lunacy. But do your fucking job. I don't do this for glory, or to be the hero. Nor do I think I'm saving the world with each arrest. I have zero hope that my next arrest might save the community. But each arrest is a court date, and court dates pay mortgages, tuitions and car payments. If you want to be a desk guy fine, someone needs to be there, but don't knock the rest of us for earning a living

8/31/2010 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fled and his posse of merrymen are afraid of the real 'Wood (007). Go play in Garfield park, sucka.

8/31/2010 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well here it is. No computer, no command staff meetings, no stats to look back on, no office, no take home car with a parking spot, no Blackberry, no make me walk on water article in the newspaper.
Ya ready Boss. This weekend 6 dead, 14 shot. Most happening in Areas 2 and 4.

How' s that? And I'm just a beat slug, with a blue shirt with 25 years on the job.

8/31/2010 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Tom Dart, The Puppy Dog Sheriff, is catching on. I just heard him on WBBM radio 780, threatening strip joint owners on Mannheim Road regarding prostitution. "We're gonna make their lives miserable..."

How are you gonna make 'em miserable, Tom? You gonna hire 'em?

8/31/2010 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hilarious! don't forget the single bullet in the matchbox and run when you hear shots fired.

8/30/2010 10:17:00 PM"




hell, even Barney would be running towards the sound of gunfire, with his empty revolver in hand.

8/31/2010 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone want to let Sgt. Egan 018 know that a vehicle search during a stop for out of state plates is not "automatic".
Do you understand Sgt Egan that window tint is not illegal on vehicles registered out of state.
Man, you fucked with the wrong bull Partner. Did you see the camera or microphone? Probably not tough guy.
See ya soon.....

8/30/2010 05:27:00 PM

Cool story Brah!!!!
Searching a car with tinted windows is righteous. If you don't know why then you're a fool. Time to get a better shithouse lawyer.

8/31/2010 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...CPD troops - please go and rent the original 'Robocop'....

....watch as the city of 'Old Detroit' sells it's PD to a corporation called 'Omni Consumer Products' (OCP)...

....in 2011, will we see the IPO for 'Jody Consumer Products'????

8/31/2010 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does CPD have any sergeants assigned to caps , we are all trained in caps
lookmat the caps sergeants most are merit/cloutorious appointments

1 beat sgt for 9 beat cars
2 caps sgts for 6 officers

good management by our meritcloutorious command staff

8/31/2010 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear of all your problems. I hope things get better for you guys in the near future.

LAPD Rampart

8/31/2010 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a year or so ago in 010 someone shot a ppo with a rifle from a porch. we have a good idea who it was, but have no circumstantial evidence. the powers tha tbe responded by out door roll calls on the block, THAT IS IT. enough said.

8/31/2010 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, all those hard chargers complaining about the 9am guy. Just wait til one of those bogus arrests comes back to bite you in the ass. Gangbangers all know the arrest will get thrown out in court, so why should they fear you. Watch and see when those ghetto lawyers and preachers come out and accuse the police of racial profiling and win some civil rights cases against individual officers.

8/31/2010 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-fled keeps bragging on how homicides are down,but can you imagine if these gangbangers were goods shots what the numbers would truely be? shit just this weekend alone would be ridiculous. Hey j-fled you shouldnt be threatening these gangbangers, you should be thanking them! Because of their poor marksmanship you havent been fired, YET!

8/31/2010 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 6:06, what is a bogus arrest? Are you such a superstar that dispatch only bangs you when there is a shots fired call or an arson in progress? And then upon arrival do you assess whether the the victim will live or not and then decide how hard you will look for the offender? If you think a bogus arrest is a minor drug charge or enforcing traffic laws then if you choose not to do that then so be it but what do you care if someone else enforces those laws? If you are saying that these bogus arrests are unlawful I didn't read into any of the complaints that they encouraged false arrests or paperwork.

9/01/2010 10:33:00 AM  

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