Sunday, September 26, 2010

JJJ's Opponent

We didn't even know he had an opponent until someone here mentioned it. Then Kass does a column on it:
  • There was a time when Isaac Hayes' phone didn't ring.

    But U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Bud Light, and his "social acquaintance" have changed all that.

    "The phone's been ringing lately," said Hayes, 36, Jackson's conservative Republican opponent in the 2nd Congressional District. "The media's finally getting interested in my campaign. The voters are tired of him. And so, yes, my phone is ringing."
And he's named Issac Hayes? This just gets better and better. This could be even more entertaining than we thought.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut your mouth!

9/26/2010 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for mentioning how hilarious his name is. I was beginning to think I was the only person who laughed everytime I heard this man's name brought up!

9/26/2010 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isaac Hayes: He seems like a nice guy in person, not a politician. Now maybe he stands a chance...

9/26/2010 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belch, yawn !!!!

I think I'll go have an ice cold Mountain Dew !!

9/26/2010 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous HeadLice said...


9/26/2010 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like it or not it looks like Rahm's gonna be rammed up our butt. I surely hope all the voters wake up & do what JJ wanted to do to Ears. Wake up Chicago ! We're about to be placed under the rule of the thieves choice to further bankrupt Shitcago.

All the usual suspects have had this planned under the direction of 42 short & chubby.

Pass the pork skins & the OE 40 ozer.

" Chicago, Chicago that criminal town. They're changing all the leaders so shanks won't go down !"

" Half the City council is packing their bags in Shitcago...... they're scared of the bus running them down on orders of shanks & obama"

JJ & JJJ wil have to hone new ways of plying their extortion game.

Either way, we're fucked !!

9/26/2010 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hayes seems like a decent dude.
Of course, there's no telling what motivates a man and that sentiment might change on a dime, but on the surface, he seems all right and certainly a damn sight better choice for that community than those promising to hang more entitlement millstones around everyones neck, keeping them totally incompetent and child-like, unable to fend for themselves in the real world much like a wild animal that's been fed by tourists and can no longer do anything for itself...

The one thing that bothers me about Shaft (which I will call him, just because it's funny and awesome) is that on his website, the 'issues' statement rings very hollow. Soaring, ideological talking points without any firm position, save for maybe vouchers and faith.

He doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell of beating JJJ, but whatever. He's the smart choice relative to Junior.

9/26/2010 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft Lyrics


Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
Right on

You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

9/26/2010 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roger from "What's Happening?"
How do we help?

9/26/2010 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a bad mutha.... Shut yo mouth!

It would be nice if the working stiffs in that congressional district actually got a congressman (ok, congressperson) that represented them instead of the poverty pimps and race baiters that they usually get.

9/26/2010 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real easy name to remember at the Polls.

---not a cop

9/26/2010 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would think that 3J would have known better. But, noooo!

A fellow Dem 'digs' up a little trash and 3J gets the 'Shaft!'

Hell, everybody knows,,,

"You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Shaft"
Then we can dig it"

Isaac Hayes

9/26/2010 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I met this guy last week, he is awsome. Totally against Daley, Jackson, obama and the communist ways of cook county. Hope he wins

9/26/2010 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good article by Kass.

9/26/2010 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

badboyovitch better worry about jessie senior "chopping his nuts off" because his tapes are making junior look bad---- jackson sr's brother is a convicted murderer--- jessie senior also has plenty of time on his hands because he has never worked a day in his life and is a con man who has made a living off playing the race card.... in between "hoe" chasin jj senior has plenty of time to sneak over to ravenswood manor and do a little number on blago's beanbag----

9/26/2010 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Shaft, he's a baaaad mutha fu--- Shut yo Mouth !

9/26/2010 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isaac Hayes for Mayor

9/26/2010 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a sneaking suspicion that come election day voters in JJJ's
district will have forgotten and
forgiven and he will be re-elected.
I hope and pray they prove me wrong.

9/26/2010 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous sherlock holmes said...

can i be his driver, with the cadillac with the chandeliers on the hood like in escape from new york yessss'''

9/26/2010 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw the guy at Beck's Hoffman Estates appearance.

Both Hayes and a young man named Plummer spoke very well and appeared sincere.

In fact, Plummer the Lt. Gov. candidate running with Brady struck me as the better candidate for Gov. then Brady.

Brady came off to me as a typical politician speaking in platitudes ( neverthe less, I'll vote Brady).

Hayes' got a chance. A chance in hell maybe if the hood is more evil then good, but none the less he's got a chance.

Buck Naked
(not a cop)

9/26/2010 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Bluedude said...

walk on by.....foolish pride....

9/26/2010 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Fled!

Who's the top cop
That's a rubber stamp along with FLOP?
(J Fled!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That won't risk his check for his brother man?
(J Fled!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that will drop out
When there's danger all about
(j Fled!)
Gotta Run

You see this cat J Fled is a big mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about J Fled
(Then we can dig it)

He's a constipated man
But no one understands him but his cats
(J Fled)

9/26/2010 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Kass do a column on Dart running for Mayor and give one of our own, Fred Collins (R-012) a plug for Sheriff ?

9/26/2010 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous SNAKE PLISKEN said...


Da mo freekin' "DUKE OF CHICAGO"!!

Does he have chandeliers on the hood of his Caddy?

9/26/2010 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Bud Light..."

He's got a lock on the beer sales, and Father Pfleger complains about "all of the liquor advertising targeting the black community."

Whatta pair.

9/26/2010 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need a Hayes yard sign? Call Rebekah at his office and I will deliver one in person.

9/26/2010 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Isaac Hayes???


"Hail #1! Duke of New York!"

That '79 Caddy with the chandeliers on it will be the new Box Chevy Phantom-Mobile...

*Car high speed gettin' up on the sidewalk like the old days as people run away in fear*

Check it in bitches! Get off my corner an' shit!


9/26/2010 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, the first thing I thought of was "Chef" from South Park..."Hello Children...."

9/27/2010 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

Like it or not it looks like Rahm's gonna be rammed up our butt. I surely hope all the voters wake up & do what JJ wanted to do to Ears. Wake up Chicago ! We're about to be placed under the rule of the thieves choice to further bankrupt Shitcago. ... Either way, we're fucked !! 9/26/2010 01:16:00 AM

If voters can elect Jane Bryne and Harold Washington, then why can't the same be done with the police and other liked minded people? Where is the police movement candidate?

9/27/2010 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to read in today's paper that Hoffman won't get in the Mayoral race. They article noted that both he and Emanuel are both Jewish (apparently, they didn't want to divvy up considerable Jewish support in this mayoral race). If I had to choose between the two, I'd go with Hoffman. This race could get to be very interesting.

9/27/2010 09:36:00 PM  

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