Sunday, September 26, 2010

Police Limit

Inspired by the recently banned blog posts over at Arresting Tales:

Garey McKee's Police Limit 'toons the "Ghetto Shooting Template."

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43 Comments:

Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

STEP FIVE:

Jody P. Weis has involved officers federally indicted on Civil Rights violations.

9/26/2010 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL this just made my day. they hit the nail on the head with the cartoon of the big mamma jamma LOL

9/26/2010 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

step 5, ipra is investigating--- step 6, copper is stripped and sent to call back--- step 7, copper is vindicated but sits at call back for a few more years because he has to be taught a lesson--- step 8, this job used to be like eating a prime rib, but now it's like eating a piece of over cooked liver.....

9/26/2010 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just perused the qualifications for the Sergeant openings at OCD. Please go to the Human Resources Division web page, look it over and tell me I am not the only one to think the job is already gone to a brand new Sergeant who came from OCD prior to his promotion, who has a little college but not a degree. He has some medical absences and is only acceptable in the area of attendance. This administration is even more crooked than ever. He has taken a few outside training courses and is probably rifle qualified. The qualifications are as follows:

1. Sergeant with 2 years in rank (unless has previous experience in OCD).
2. Acceptable Attendance.
3. Previous experience working on a team of some sort.
4. Must have his own registered informants.
5. Must have been an affiant on search warrants.
6. Must list outside training courses taken.
7. Must have 2 recommendations.

I would say they did everything in this advertisement except print the person's name......Can anybody figure it out before they appoint this guy.....The winner gets assigned to the Predictive Analysis Unit!!!

9/26/2010 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Hey, I'm Just Sayin . said...

who's to say there even were any "witnesses"?

they could be completely phoney made up to sell newspapers.

there are no news outlets that are worth a shit anymore. it's all about the bottom dollar and trying to stay in business. they'll say just about anything to try to keep their jobs.

9/26/2010 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless this cartoonist. And God Bless SCC. Finally, the sane version and observation of life in Chicago have a voice!

---not a cop

9/26/2010 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PRICELESS!!!!

9/26/2010 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great follow up on Arresting Tales situation, sounds like it came straight from the top: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-muckrakers/2010/09/is-joe-the-cop-an-intolerable-racist-i-dont-think-so.html

9/26/2010 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

step 5, ipra is investigating--- step 6, copper is stripped and sent to call back--- step 7, copper is vindicated but sits at call back for a few more years because he has to be taught a lesson---
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Name one copper that happened to because of a shooting. You can't because it didn't.

9/26/2010 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT.

Are there any recommendations regarding home exterior security cameras?

I am looking for a self-install solution or a reputable business with honest, non-criminal owners and installers.

I live on a corner and my building is peristently visited by hit and run taggers.

Other than telling me to move out of the city, does any reader have information that would prove helpful?

I absolve SCC and all commenters of any liability in regards to my request.

9/26/2010 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please tell me that's bull sh-t

it's all on the square kid , keep studying the general orders

9/26/2010 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger Working Man said...

9/26/2010 06:20:00 AM

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I must give credit where credit is due!
Quite an excellent observation. With 24 yrs and 14 yrs as a Sgt I 'd have NO shot. Why? Because every day of my career has been in a district. Enough said?

Look out for each other and BE SAFE!!

9/26/2010 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens today when you try to censor something that everyone knows to be true; it draws a tremendous amount of attention to the subject, eight thousand people rush to post the copy of the article they were careful to save, then the disputed article gets e-mailed to about fifty thousand other people...

...and then a CARTOONIST comes in and MAKES FUN of the idiot who lost the gunfight...

9/26/2010 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check out sundays doonesbery comic,
cpd gets a mention.

9/26/2010 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see Doonesbury?
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html

9/26/2010 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but have several relatives who are in the Chicago area. I was just curious how long does it take for the IPRA take to finish their investigation, especially if the incident was on video?? Hopefully while it's still fresh in everyone's mind (or at least on the web). Then the Officers involved will be vindicated and maybe "joe the cop" too... But I guess that vindicating the Cops will not fit into Joe's template.

9/26/2010 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SFPD copper here. . . That cartoon is as relevant here in the SF Bay Area as it is elsewhere. The only thing missing is that the decedent was "an aspiring rapper" who was "trying to be a good father"

9/26/2010 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:08pm---What's the backstory? I never read that leftist, anti-American drivel.

9/26/2010 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Exterior security cameras" I'll tell you the same thing I tell people who ask me where and when their beat meetings are held-time to call a fucking realtor and put a for sale sign in front off your house, The same thing goes for someone who thinks they need a security camera. I have no clue where Bt. #1611 has beat meetings. I don't need to know. And I have no need for a security camera.

013th District Sergeant

9/26/2010 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trixie's head is exploding over on the Windycitizen.com site. Go take a look at what the priviledged, over protected think (parrot) while your neighborhood goes short staffed and your family is underprotected.

9/26/2010 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name one copper that happened to because of a shooting. You can't because it didn't.

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How about one that was accused of being DUI. The suit got dismissed and he still sat at call back for at least 2 years.

9/26/2010 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long does it take IPRA to complete an investigation? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I believe the investigation has to be completed within seven years. No joke.

9/26/2010 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, please go to www.uptownupdate.com and look at the photos from a recent shooting in 023. Uptown now has shootings everyday , in broad daylight. Their have been a multiple homicides, and drive bys this summer yet the media never, ever reports it. I wonder why???

9/26/2010 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there any recommendations regarding home exterior security cameras?

I am looking for a self-install solution or a reputable business with honest, non-criminal owners and installers.

I live on a corner and my building is peristently visited by hit and run taggers.

Other than telling me to move out of the city, does any reader have information that would prove helpful?

I absolve SCC and all commenters of any liability in regards to my request.

9/26/2010 11:55:00 AM
Sams club/Home Depot/Etc Etc
This is "do it yourself" type stuff that can even send images to an internet enabled cell phone.

9/26/2010 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OT.

Are there any recommendations regarding home exterior security cameras?


9/26/2010 11:55:00 AM


Attach one to the sight of your M4 carbine.

9/26/2010 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cartoon and "Joe the Cop's" analysis is right on point. A certain constituent in this City is sooo transparent.

You know what they are going to say and how they act long before they ever do it. This certain demographic is extremely predictable and all you have to do is observe them for a few minutes and everyone expects them to complain that they didn't get enough free hand-outs or that they are being mistreated by the po--leece or the government. Its always the same song and dance and most people in this country have started to figure it out.

I also find it funny that the liberal media and that convicted felon George Lash's family and run around slandering the police officers and rush to judgement and accusations but the second that someone exposes their bullshit modus operandi and criticizes the family for their ultra predictive behavior the liberals hoot and holla that "Joe the Cops" comments are racist. I read his template and there was no mention of race whatsoever. But that is the typical liberal mindset, their rights are pinnacle but if somebody expresses their right to free speech and they disagree with it, "its racist."

I am glad most people see right through their B.S. and I pray Lash's family doesn't get a dime.

-Not a Cop-

9/26/2010 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

been on furlo,anything new in the greatest dept. in the world?

9/26/2010 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Two year wounder said...

Don't worry 13th dist sergeant the sh.;:it is coming to bt 1611 soon you fool. your lack of caring about what happens on 13Xx beat will embolden the criminal element elsewhere. Wake up fool

9/27/2010 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

013th District Sergeant

9/26/2010 06:47:00 PM

Fuck you sarge.

Signed, Retired and Was a Sergeant Before Your Fucking Stupid Ass Was born.

And, BTW, fuck you again, asshole!

9/27/2010 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sams club/Home Depot/Etc Etc
This is "do it yourself" type stuff that can even send images to an internet enabled cell phone.

9/26/2010 08:26:00 PM

Thanks. I appreciate it. And, 013 District Sergeant is an asshole.

9/27/2010 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

name one copper who has been thru this for an on duty shooting--- i can name several but they were mostly for off duty shit-- a policeman is never off duty--- i don't know who you are but you obviously have never been in trouble on this job... you are the pussy who tells everyone else's stories because you are to scared to go out and make your own stories....

9/27/2010 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colonel Lucas: Your report specifies intelligence/counterintelligence with ComSec I-Corps.
Willard: I'm not presently disposed to discuss these operations, sir.
Colonel Lucas: Did you not work for the CIA in I-Corps?
Willard: No, sir.
Colonel Lucas: Did you not assassinate a government tax collector in Quang Tri province, June 19th, 1968? Captain?
Willard: Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir.

9/27/2010 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: (another damn dice game!)


Man charged with killing brother after dice game
September 26, 2010

An Englewood neighborhood man has been charged in connection with the May murder of his older brother following a dice game, police said.

Chicago police from the Department's mobile strike force found Curtis Marble, 26, of the 1500 block of West 63rd Street, hiding in an abandoned building Friday night after being alerted by Wentworth Area detectives of his involvement in the killing.

In May, Marble and his brother, Laird, 27, were involved in an altercation on the 6100 block of South Bishop Street - the victim's home, according to the medical examiner's office - following a dice game, when the suspect grabbed a handgun and shot his brother.
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The dice game was bad enough but when Laird went for his brother's pork chop sandwich, that was it! Too bad, Laird was an aspiring rap star, trying to turn his life around, working on his GED, he was such a good boy.

What's their mama to do now? She lost all her Marbles!

9/27/2010 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

been on furlo,anything new in the greatest dept. in the world?

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actually, cabela's hunting and fishing department just added a bunch of great new items into the bargain cave!!!

9/27/2010 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Exterior security cameras" I'll tell you the same thing I tell people who ask me where and when their beat meetings are held-time to call a fucking realtor and put a for sale sign in front off your house, The same thing goes for someone who thinks they need a security camera. I have no clue where Bt. #1611 has beat meetings. I don't need to know. And I have no need for a security camera.

013th District Sergeant


Sarg, you are a jackass. The person asked specifically what they could do BESIDES sell the place. Maybe they are in a position where they cannot sell their home, maybe they don't want to sell the home, or maybe instead of just giving in and fleeing like happened in all the other once beautiful areas in this city they want to stay and fight the fight. You must be a PUSSY MERIT SGT.

9/27/2010 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best comedy has a bunch of truth in it.

9/27/2010 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13th dist, doubt is really a Sgt but just some a-hole just trying to make the Sgt rank look bad.

9/27/2010 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been looking for Curtis Marble since he killed his brother. A/1 dicks notify MSF where he might be at and not the 007th District cops. Thanks assholes!!!!

-007 1st watch

9/27/2010 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T-shirts with the Ghetto shooting template on it. Lots and lots if T-shirts. We can use proceeds to get the CPD governmental action group going. Become a significant voting block within the city. Right now the politicians have no fear or care for us, lets change that.

9/27/2010 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

50% of current sergeants ate merit cloutorious now , most sgts that passed test are retired

9/27/2010 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Garey Mckee said...

With all this uproar, you would have thought I drew Muhammad or something.

9/27/2010 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been looking for Curtis Marble since he killed his brother. A/1 dicks notify MSF where he might be at and not the 007th District cops. Thanks assholes!!!!

-007 1st watch

9/27/2010 12:54:00 PM

Sorry I guess you are the only cop who was looking for a murderer. I guess we must check with you anytime we are looking for an offender. I'm sure you have been searching high and low, and even off duty to catch this one and only murderer in this city. Douchebag

9/28/2010 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous "Me" for Supt. said...

Anonymous said...
Colonel Lucas: Your report specifies intelligence/counterintelligence with ComSec I-Corps.
Willard: I'm not presently disposed to discuss these operations, sir.
Colonel Lucas: Did you not work for the CIA in I-Corps?
Willard: No, sir.
Colonel Lucas: Did you not assassinate a government tax collector in Quang Tri province, June 19th, 1968? Captain?
Willard: Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir.

9/27/2010 04:23:00 AM

I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING....... it smells like.... VICTORY!

Great Movie!

9/28/2010 10:39:00 PM  

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