We Heard of Turkey Leg Murders...
- New Year’s Day fight over a Polish sausage has led to charges of unlawful use of a weapon and domestic battery against a 24-year-old man.
Jermaine Cook “slapped his sister in the face because they were fighting over a Polish sausage,” prosecutors said on Sunday.
Police were called Saturday to a home in the 3700 block of West Polk Street, where they allegedly found Cook outside holding a handgun.
Don't bring a gun to a Polish sausage fight evidently.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
24 Comments:
POLISH SAUSAGE - better than any other out there!
are we sure that that sausage was polish?
Would I kill over Polish sausage? Depends. I would have killed a man over Busy Bee's for sure. Bobek's probably would rate a good ass kicking.
If it was from Joe & Frank's, she should of been the first 0110...
damn joe, that hoe wanted the last pork chop sammwich too-- i'm going to put a cap into that bitch--- fuck that hoe, i'm goin to blow that bitches dome back..... only in shitcago....
....isn't it all about the kielbasa anyway?
Was that Polish sauage from Bobak's or Joe and Frank's? It must have been some great sauage.
you know, this brings me back to why the fuck do they sell hotdogs in pkg of 10 and buns in pkg of 8 ???????
WTF
Was the polish from Jim's Original? I could see it, if so....
Nothing like a Jew-Town Polish!
I know of two shootings/domestics in Da Wood that started over Italian Beef sandwiches. In their defense, they WERE from Chicki's Beef. They are good beef sandwiches!
Anonymous said...
Would I kill over Polish sausage? Depends. I would have killed a man over Busy Bee's for sure. Bobek's probably would rate a good ass kicking.
1/04/2011 12:20:00 AM
I remember about 20 years ago having to arm wrestle Sgt. Marin for the last polish with breakfast one morning at the B-C-B as he called it. That old man didn't stand a chance, it was delicious!!
A pork chop yes! A sausage...never.
The Irish have come up with their own take-off version of the Polish sausage.
They call it... Kellybasa
3700 POLK 2011 fight over a Sausage. 2001 fight over a chicken leg. 1991 fight over Starter jacket. 1981 Fight over Showercap.
How coincidental 3700 Polk St?
This reminds me of a famous statement from the loony bin at 26th and California: supposedly there was once a murder case in which a man had shot his brother over custody of the last pork chop.
And supposedly the defendant said: "he was my brother, but that was my pork chop."
Hey man, you put that sausage on me!
Who Stole the Kishka / someone call the cops...
die for a FOLOS BEEF
I thought it was a polish guy?
Was it a polish sausage or "polish sausage?" (Wink)
KEEP IT QUIET YOU ALL...mayor daley might ask the city council to make the sale of sausages illegal within the city!
"they allegedly found Cook outside holding a handgun..."
...and Sis was inside with the Polish sausage.
Can't argue with that. Solved itself, slick as grease.
Case closed.
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Nothing like a Jew-Town Polish That a kill the smell of a DOA any day or piss off the copper u hate the most when you stuff it under the seat in his squad car.
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