Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Tally so Far

Just going by the BreakingNews.com headlines:
This is Friday into Saturday. We're sure the overnight tallies will add a few, none of which have been predicted by the Crystal Ball Unit. How about putting those people back in squad cars and preventing crime that way?

UPDATE: As predicted, the totals skyrocketed overnight - can we get Director's pay from the Crystal Ball Unit now?
The real warm hasn't arrived yet, but we're counting 14 shot, 4 dead just from the BreakingNews headlines - about double what it was when we posted 5 hours ago.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

crime is down.

4/10/2011 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh just good ol fashioned west side section 8 SSI/Link carder FUN!

One by one they save us money!

4/10/2011 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Chalkie said...

You ain't seen shit yet.

4/10/2011 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous A FAN said...

Chalkie getting sum'. Go chalkie!

4/10/2011 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashburn used to be such a GREAT neighborhood…my folks lived at 80th & Trumbull and sold right before the white flight.

4/10/2011 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a "DICK," unfortunately these muts continue to recieve "OBAMA" SSI even while in the County and until they r sentenced.....
They're "payee" get these checks. We need to stop all these entitlement ckecks. Plus, lets take a poll if whether or not people agreee that all "welfare" recipients need to take a drug test to continue to recieve benefits. If negative, remove benefits!!!!!!

4/10/2011 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer will be wonderful.

4/10/2011 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

007/008 up for grabs on 1st watch overnight. a 10-1, nearly another 10-1, multiple persons shot in seperate incidents, and i couldnt keep track of number of shots fired.. not to mention the ghetto house party non sence.. gonna be a red hot summer boys n gals, stay safe and go home to your loved ones!

4/10/2011 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those strict gun laws really work!

4/10/2011 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im just glad TACT and GANGS are back in uniform! Can you imagine what the carnage would have been like if they wore different clothes to work!?!?

4/10/2011 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 shot 1 dead in 009 1st watch.

4/10/2011 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never fear, I am here. I'm Tact man (in uniform) and we all know that the evil that lurks in the dark fears me....oops I work straight days and have weekends off. At least it sounded good.

4/10/2011 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chal-kie! chal-kie! chal-kie!

4/10/2011 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Ol' Terry wishes he'd didn't answer the Mayor's call and stayed retired from this place.

This summer is going to suck, especially if the economy still tanks, gas is way out of line, food is up and the LINK system keeps crashing.

4/10/2011 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is up and about.

4/10/2011 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two men were shot and seriously wounded in the South Side Washington Park neighborhood early this morning, police said.


++++++++


Wasn't that were the Olympics were supposed to be held?

Hehehe

4/10/2011 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Norweigans and Swedes at it again.

4/10/2011 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous The Crystal Ball Unit said...

SCC said...
UPDATE: As predicted, the totals skyrocketed overnight - can we get Director's pay from the Crystal Ball Unit now?

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As much as I hate to admit it SCC, every one of you have made better predictions than I, so effective immediately, I am granting each and every one of you an exempt salary. During your next tour, simply stop by the timekeepers office and notify them that you have been recognized as a better crime predictor than the members of the Crystal Ball Unit and hand them a PAR form requesting the higher pay rate.

Don't worry. I've already talked to uncle Terry and he has approved everything! (wink, wink)

4/10/2011 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awe yes! Lol this weekend will cause a panic at 35th st and u can guarantee a "smoke and mirrors tour 2011" will be put in place......all those officers in units especially those low senority get ready........ I see another 90 day detail to msf and tru coming......nothing like a warm spring weekend to shake things up.

4/10/2011 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss them already.

4/10/2011 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chalkie taking out the garbage yes!

4/10/2011 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody thinks it's because he's gone. They're not scared anymore because he's not here to tell 'em to 'knock it off'.

4/10/2011 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 was gone crazy. Who else went crazy?

4/10/2011 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interested to see if the camera that got a Sgt and 6 P.O.'s stripped caught the homicide at 79 and Vincennes...stay tuned...for nothin!

4/10/2011 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like with the annual spring shootings I bet they detail people to tru and msf for the summer. That's my bet anyways lol. Were screwed this Summer be safe my friends

4/10/2011 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, the latest is the f/4/16 who was hanging out with her Spanish Cobra boyfriend, dressed in a all green shirt, with black pants no less, and they decided to go to a Maniac Latin Disciple party.

She then got her head bashed open at 0130 hrs. early Sunday morning, in a fight, in the area of Grand and Pulaski, 025 District, at the MLD party by lady MLD's!

Now the little "goofball", who was running her "little ghetto motormouth" according to witnesses is now clinging to life in the hospital with tubes stuck in her face after she got her head bashed open by glass bottles!

Even though dummy is NOT a gunshot victim, but this portends to the mentality of the beast in warm weather!

4/10/2011 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

last night every car in 009 was either on a person shot or shots fired...gonna be an interesting summer!

4/10/2011 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 killed, 5 hurt in overnight shootings

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-man-shot-in-head-on-south-side-20110410,0,7442228.story

That's a .600 scoring average with three coppers put on injured reserves on top of it!

Two female cops injured one with a broken ankle and the other copper with the broken elbow.

On the bright side -- the alderman's security details are resting comfy though.

Nice job Mr. Mayor!

Go waste some more of the Illinois taxpayers money running your agenda, creating supreme court challenges.

4/10/2011 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dope sales, dice games gone bad, got disrespected, flashing a nice set of rims in wrong part of town. . . . . . . . . The same old cycle again!

4/10/2011 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
last night every car in 009 was either on a person shot or shots fired...gonna be an interesting summer!

4/10/2011 04:39:00 PM

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

4/10/2011 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with the Englewood shooting the whole family and extended play family was at cook county acting like they normally do and the 12th district had to help cch police in clearing out the whole bunch.

4/10/2011 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add 8 and 13 year old children struck by gunfire and another guy killed at 74th & Vincennes on Sunday afternoon.

Killin' Season is officially open!

Maybe Pat Quinn & company will sell hunting permits. After all, Illinois no longer offers the death penalty as sentencing for murder.

4/11/2011 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The deuce is going up for grabs. 2 kids shot, 2 men shot at 42nd and wabash, 1 shot at 51st and calument; 1 shot at 46th and vincennes; 1 shot at 46th and forestville; 3 shot with 1 dead at 46th and Cottage Grove; 1 killed at washington park..... and the beat goes on

4/11/2011 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dope sales, dice games gone bad, got disrespected, flashing a nice set of rims in wrong part of town. . . . . . . . . The same old cycle again!

4/10/2011 06:33:00 PM

Hey stop spreading rumors. Theres no gambling in Chicago, remember EB said so!

4/11/2011 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Now the little "goofball", who was running her "little ghetto motormouth" according to witnesses is now clinging to life in the hospital with tubes stuck in her face after she got her head bashed open by glass bottles!"

--4/10/2011 03:50:00 PM

Oh, one of those. All hot and bothered and hyperexcited, standing right on top of your shoes demanding "respect."

The very definition of "in your face."

Ho hum.

4/11/2011 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the picture here; bullet holes are getting to be as numerous and unremarkable as summertime mosquito bites in some areas.

http://www.chicagotribune.com
/news/local/breaking/
chibrknews-1-dead-at-
least-8-wounded-in-s-side-shootings-20110410,0,6619175
.story

4/11/2011 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet the public isn't in an uproar about the little to no police on the street. Still short 2,200 officers and climbing. March just ended and we lost 30+ to the retirement pool. Then I'm sure, another 30 or so more for April.

4/11/2011 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer don't you just love it !!!!!

4/11/2011 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the 5 shot at one time w/1 dead in 011. The intended target of the attack shot (5) times in the stomach. "HOT FUN THE THE SUMMER TIME",Hot lead that is.

4/11/2011 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody is gone and there is still more and more shootings! What gives? Just saying!!!

4/13/2011 12:58:00 PM  

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