Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Comment of the Day

This was hilarious, and so very Chicago Cop humorous:
  • Man, [bin Laden] was just turning his life around, why did they have to do that?
Well played Anonymous.

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73 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was going to be a rap star!

5/03/2011 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, WTF? Why didn't they just shoot him in the leg?!

5/03/2011 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CNN was showing Bin Laden's 8th grade graduation picture

5/03/2011 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovey and Lovey would like to talk to Usama if he ever resurfaces!

What were the last things that went through Usama Bin Kilt's head?

Two well-placed bullets!

5/03/2011 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

post a picture of osama in his 8th grade graduation outfit with hat and tassel

5/03/2011 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His mama was holding his graduation picture on the news last night.

5/03/2011 03:02:00 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

loved it and put it on my facebook.thanks

5/03/2011 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the Bin Ladens contacted the US Navy SEALS Internal Affairs Division:

It appears someone stole Osamas blow up goat doll in the home invasion!

You know it only takes 1 bad apple .........

5/03/2011 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if instead of killing him, they tried him in Cook County he'd have gotten time served and 30 hours SWAP

5/03/2011 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"awe sheeit,they kilt OB"

5/03/2011 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UBL was going to appear on Orpah and Maury and claim to be Obama's "baby's daddy," and that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

5/03/2011 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea! Why did they shoot him in the head twice?
Couldn't they just shoot the gun out of his hand?
I guess that means he won't be attending his GED classes tonight.
Yo' Osama, save a spot for Shortshanks, you know, somewhere near the fire.

5/03/2011 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that without a death picture, Osama is going to be like Elvis and Tupac.

---not a cop

5/03/2011 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was definitely singled out by race and religious views

5/03/2011 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quinn is trying to have his record expunged posthumously.

5/03/2011 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watched barry obama take credit,you have no clue barry you cannot even secure our borders and deport all the illegals that violate U.S. laws! Thanks to the great Navy SEALS we have 1 less POS to deal with hope they kill them all,close gitmo and let the CIA sort out the scumbags get body bags bury them all! Tell the world they "escaped" and we have no idea what happened! Another thing barry get our troops home and you and your administration STOP GIVING AWAY "OUR MONEY" to all these countries keep it here FUCK THEM!

5/03/2011 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cook county justice cont....
they would of lost the file !

5/03/2011 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if Obama had fled in a car they could have just gotten the license plate # and arrested him later ...

5/03/2011 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know it was a Navy S.E.A.L. who gave him two in the heart and one in the brain that's their trademark work, good job men!!!

5/03/2011 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just got his G.E.D. and was starting to turn his life around. He wanted to be a Dee Jay when the war was over. He loved visiting his Auntee in the compound where she fed him his favorite meal of flaming hot cheetos and grape pop. On holy days she gave him Wildwood strawberry pop and yo-hos as a treat. Now it's all gone cause of them nasty S.E.A.L.S.

5/03/2011 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the brought him here Felony Review would take a pass.

5/03/2011 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson is spreading the conspiracy they captured him alive, then drowned him.

Trump told the SEALs... "He's FIRED!"

Bill Clinton wanted to know what they did with the 23 women in the compound.

When VP Joe Biden was told that they plugged a few holes in bin Laden's head, he commented, "I had that done too!"

The SEALs had code names both for the attack and any subsequent retreat... Geronimo and Jfled

...and Pat Quinn was just about to sign Osama's pardon.

5/03/2011 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn't they just shoot the gun out of his hand? This shit ain't right. Just wait until he swims back to shore! Shit will hit the sand. He's pissed for being dissed with the ultimate swirly!

5/03/2011 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he's already buried at sea, does that mean there's no t-shirts?

5/03/2011 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He liked sports and he was gone be a doctor, I don't know why they didn't jus talk to em,

5/03/2011 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about a wicker basket chair pic!!!!!!!!


LOL

5/03/2011 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhere there is a picture of him sitting in a big rattan chair with those feathers behind it!

5/03/2011 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why come his ma never released his 8th grade graduation photo?

5/03/2011 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger dhabetler said...

bin laden had over 50 children by ten or more women--- that is why he was a legend in the muslim world--- he got his seven virgins before he had to blow himself up--- to our navy seals, you are the men of the hour, hopefully you send one of your postcards to ghadaffi....

5/03/2011 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristyn Hartman from CBS to interview his family tonight on why they couldn't just shoot the gun out of his hand. Kristyn to give many believing and understanding facial expressions.

5/03/2011 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that his eyes were blue...............
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...right outta his head!

5/03/2011 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil McCracken said...

Bin Laden's wife posted on her facebook page her status as "Single"!!

5/03/2011 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the Bin Ladens contacted the US Navy SEALS Internal Affairs Division:

It appears someone stole Osamas blow up goat doll in the home invasion!

You know it only takes 1 bad apple .........

5/03/2011 03:10:00 AM
And downloaded porn on his computer.

5/03/2011 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Wide Receiver Randy Moss daughter commits to play basketball at Florida. He is 34 WTF ...

5/03/2011 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok where's the long form death certificate?

5/03/2011 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CNN had his momma on live saying that "wasn't doin' nothing" and
was shot for no reason...that he
wanted to be a Navy Seal when he
grew up and was working on his GED...Chalkie International !

5/03/2011 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny stuff.

5/03/2011 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

Has it occured to any of you that Obama may have done all this just to distract everyone from Libya and Gadaffi’s dead children, 5 buck gas, economy, runaway national debt, inflation, etc…??

You know lots of leaders start wars abroad to get peoples minds off what is happening at home.

They had this mission planned for months, so why just after Gadaffi's kids got killed?

5/03/2011 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bin Laden now swims with the fish. Great, more pollution of our oceans.

5/03/2011 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was finna trying for his GED when those dang SEALS done broke in and kilt him!!!

5/03/2011 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard they set up a memorial at the compound with balloons and 40s...

5/03/2011 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Osama Martini:

Two shots and a splash!!

5/03/2011 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A former firefighter pleaded guilty today to obscenity, avoiding a possible prison sentence on charges that he possessed at least 500 images of child pornography.

whats in your locker?

5/03/2011 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Richard said...

Yeah, I keep waiting to see his mom on TV wailing about the "injustice" of her son's death with about 20 family members (and one attorney) standing with her.

5/03/2011 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CNN has latest photos of Osama's hideout, adorned with giant stuffed Tweety birds, candles & mylar balloons. The Pakistani Defense ministry issued a special attention to the area to prevent looting at the nearby liquor store. They also expect a large crowd and possible violence during next years 're-pass'.
( Can someone please Photoshop Osama's portrait against a rattan chair and post it on SCC )

5/03/2011 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that it was the White Sox season that killed him.

5/03/2011 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous doubting Thomas said...

Usama's death and the moon landing are in the same category. Show me pictures of the body and the coroners/medical examiner's report.

5/03/2011 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Art Loevy be sueing POTUS?

5/03/2011 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous 2 b-hind the ear said...

Anonymous said...
if instead of killing him, they tried him in Cook County he'd have gotten time served and 30 hours SWAP

5/03/2011 03:47:00 AM

The seals knew Anita and her empty sacks would not have approved the felony charges.

5/03/2011 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALWAYS!! shoot to kill.

unless your part of a inside bank robbery job:)

5/03/2011 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going to the bar tonight to get me a Bin Laden martini




2 shots and a splash.

5/03/2011 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bin Laden got tired of screwing goats so he called his camp secretary and said, "I need a change of pace, send me some seals."
There were 40 there that evening.

5/03/2011 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bin Laden was scheduled to be on "The View" because they wanted someone crazier and uglier than Whoopie.

5/03/2011 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"CNN was showing Bin Laden's 8th grade graduation picture."

--5/03/2011 12:42:00 AM

What you need is bin Laden's pastor holding up the picture for the camera, and girls giggling behind their hands and boys making signs with their fingers in the background, as fat ladies in brand-new, matching "community" T-shirts chant "Stop De Violence!"

File footage, standard West Side postmortem report.

5/03/2011 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The main objective was to take him out. The objective was met! Case closed.

bin Ladan's fate was SEAL'd

5/03/2011 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bin Laden was SEAL'd - he gone!

5/03/2011 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in:
Bin Laden's mom called Navy IPRA and got a CR # cause they broke-up her house, there is money missing, and the Seals found weed on him too...

5/03/2011 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OB is rapping up a storm tonight with Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

5/03/2011 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What comes out of the darkness has 12 arms, 12 legs, 12 eyes, 6 heads,red lasers, 6 guns, and flash of light?






-The last thing Osama ever saw....

Har Har Hardee Har Har.....

5/03/2011 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous At tge club said...

Anonymous said...
CNN has latest photos of Osama's hideout, adorned with giant stuffed Tweety birds, candles & mylar balloons. The Pakistani Defense ministry issued a special attention to the area to prevent looting at the nearby liquor store. They also expect a large crowd and possible violence during next years 're-pass'.
( Can someone please Photoshop Osama's portrait against a rattan chair and post it on SCC )

5/03/2011 05:09:00 PM

Was that picture I saw on the wall Osama sitting in a wicker fan back chair with his ho's on each arm?

5/03/2011 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard over the Navy Seal com line....'pop-pop' static, and then,"Can I get an Event Number for an anti-violence mission?"

5/03/2011 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

@ 05:09:00 PM

Oh hell no!

Not the "heavy hitter at the club sitting in the rattan chair for a portrait" with the hefty heifer sitting in his lap and pictures of 'scalades and 'gators wit' da big dooky rims?

(Big dooky as in hit a good ol' Chicago pot hole rollin' on 28's and that's what'll happen...)

If it wasn't for the murder & mayhem, the west side would be fit for late night cable comedy...

5/03/2011 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is so weird because everyone I talk to about this feels this is a media set up to make Obama look good. Who knows if Osama is really dead. CAN U BELIEVE THE MEDIA? WAG THE DOG.

5/03/2011 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May 1st should be a national holiday. Yall should have a picnic.

5/04/2011 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they put me on the paper cause I need that DC on my resume to help me get into the Tactical Response Unit also known as TRU for us high speed types.

5/04/2011 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just clowning.

5/04/2011 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spell it right everybody....there's no 'eyes' in 'Osama.'

5/04/2011 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not dead, he's being interviewed in the area by our finest detectives and we will get to the bottom of this!

5/04/2011 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bin Laden now swims with the fish. Great, more pollution of our oceans.

5/03/2011 12:55:00 PM

Instead of 72 virgins, he has 72 Sturgeons! Update the Koran.

5/04/2011 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He;s not dead just relocated to Hawaii where he got a new birth certificate and a job as a community organizer.

5/04/2011 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Candygram for Osama!'

5/04/2011 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 5/04/2011 04:03:00 AM

Getting the name of the unit wrong will be a strike against you

5/04/2011 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not dead, he's being interviewed in the area by our finest detectives and we will get to the bottom of this!

5/04/2011 09:43:00 AM

Oh, so that means the victim and witnesses dont want to cooperate, release without charging.

5/04/2011 09:41:00 PM  

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