Hilarious
This might only make sense to Chicago cops, but it's too funny not to post:
And from a west side cop who writes sometimes:
And from a west side cop who writes sometimes:- You gotta love how the media is alive with "bin Laden" was unarmed when the SEALs killed him. You know who else was unarmed? Around 2,900 American citizens on 11 Sep 2001.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 6:01 AM
114 Comments:
Not a cop, but I think anyone that reads the paper or watches the news in this town would find this funny.
Stay safe officers and thank you.
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny.
"THE SEALS DONE KILT MY BABY! OH, ALLAH!"
Aw, dang. And so close to curing cancer. It's a shame we blew his brains into orbit.
Where's the video of the wailing Mamma and aunties?
Awesome. Rates right up there with the Cougar photo.
OBL, in his last moments, died as he truly was, a COWARD! It is so much easier to blow up school buses, set off bombs in subways and kill other UNARMED civilians including children, than shooting it out w/ some ruff n' tuff bad ass SOLIDERS/ SAILORS.
"I surrender, take me to America so I get free lawyer & millions $$$$ trial "
Sure f***face, here you go, POP-POP...POP!
This is a thing that only the the real cpd know. The newbies would look at this and say "how disgusting." They wouldnt get it if it hit them in the face! Thats so typical to this dept nowadays. Im printing this picture and putting it up in my basement bar, so funny !!
i lov it
Love it!
Yes, local humor, but excellent nonetheless!
Well done
Will Loevy and Loevy or any of the university scum professors represent him?
Osama was a fine young man.
He was gonna get his GED at Guantanamo.
He had a 4 year scholarship at the car wash.
He was gonna be PRESIDENT!
HIL-AR-I-OUS,and so so true!!!!!!!
who fucking cares if osama didn't have a gun in his own hand. there are some pretty reliable reports from neighbors of the complex that there was a firefight, so if he gets shot in that because his bodyguards were shooting, then fuck him.
Has Loevy & Loevy contacted all the baby mommas yet to file the lawsuit?
RE: " let him take a victory lap "
A most excellent article by Victor Davis Hanson in today's (6 MAY) on-line issue of National Review titled "The First Person Presidency" gives superb insight to Mr. Barry Obama's history of his fight in the war on terror.
Tidbit ; 3 weeks after President Bush announced the surge in Iraq, who introduced the " Iraq De-escalation Act of 2007 "?
Victory lap indeed HA!
Article will be in VDH's archive after todays date.
Rebuttal? NR provides comments section.
Funny.
That guy looks like Ash Wednesday!
First, that's good.
Second, let's not forget Bin Laden was not just responsible for the deaths of Americans. This asshole killed hundreds in Africa and Europoe too.
He was a menace to humanity. The ancient Greeks had a concept of how to deal with piracy. They considered pirates enemies of civilization and killed them at every opportunity. Not a bad concept.
That being said Osama was very close to getting his GED and it is rather unfortunate because he had a line on a job over at the Abbatabod Streets and San Department. One of his storefront Mullah friends was using his clout to get Osama on the hanging street cleaning signs detail. He was even working through his babies mama drama. The DNA proved the last one wasn't even his.
Shit, if those Seals were as well trained as they say they were, why didnt they just shoot him in the knee?
'He sleeps with the fishes.'
Osama Bin Laden's last thoughts when he heard the helicopters???
"I need a bunch of US Navy SEALS running around here like I need a hole in the head."
Hilarious!
LMAO!
his "compound" was actually a recording studio. he wanted to open a music business in the economically depressed kashmir region.
"You gotta love how the media is alive with "bin Laden" was unarmed when the SEALs killed him. You know who else was unarmed? Around 2,900 American citizens on 11 Sep 2001.Too true"
So the situation here is that bin Laden was an unarmed person killed by the SEALs, and the media is creating their own self-righteous outcry about this. Why then isn't the media jumping up and down screaming and yelling because the citizens of the state of Illinois are being denied that same right?
It has gone viral all over Facebook!!! Good job!!! And hilarious! Well said, he killed 3000 unarmed people, didnt give them much of a chance!
I agree! Who gives a damn if that murdering scum was armed or not at the time and date of his demise? You've gotta wonder why the Govt. would even entertain such a question from the media, let alone
answer it. I didn't want or need an answer to that question, and I'm willing to bet the vast majority of
Americans didn't either.
The "Osama Cocktail"
consists of two shots and a spash.
Push off top of sears tower..... Repeat 2900 ish times
His rap album was just about to drop too, damm dawggg you bogus.
"Dem muthafuckin' SEALs shot my baby down like a dawg."
Mr. Loevy. You've got the bin Laden family on line 2.
Why ain't D'ey jus shoot him in da leg or arm? D'ey ain't got to shoot him in da face!
He was the valedictorian of his class at the University of Riyadh in 1979. He later went on to earn a doctorate in explosives and jihadist guerrilla warfare. 72 "hottie" virgins await.
On conditions of anonymity, a reliable source aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson reports that just before bin Laden's burial at sea, they dumped a ton of chum and pork parts into the Arabian Sea.
Even Barbabara Walters commented on him being unarmed. She gets it.
She said, "I don't care if he was asleep, in bed, with two little puppies."
ot talk about hilarious
our anti concealed carry mayor demands a police detail with 2 cars for him and maggie , buy a car , get a driver license and protect youself like every other citizen , no one will harm you
you did a good job and would ' ve been reelected if you chose to run
let's save tax payers $ and if you really are afraid , have a security system installed , Chicago's Finest will respond and hire off duty coppers out of your own pocket to drive you and maggie around , we know you can afford it
please do not put this on tax payers man up already
love it.
Is there an appropriate quote from Baby Mama?
We know Baby Daddy is dead. Fitting.
Do Arabs have rap stars? Aspiring rap stars? I know there are plenty of rap stars and aspiring rap stars with bullets in their heads and brains splattered all over so that fits too.
Not too many rap stars have fed the fishes of the North Arabian Sea however, that is a special honor.
No services at A.R. Leak & Sons this time.
Mr Daley , you are now a citizen of Chicago , go to a CAPS meeting ,organize a Block Club and Neighborhood Watch , it it's good enough for us , why do you feels special . Ask your district commander for a special attention,
most citizens won't get one , but I'm sure you'll be given more consideration . A Police Detail at tax payer expense , you should be ashamed of yourself .
This from Michael Yon's facebook post concerning "Offending AQ"...
[Matt Hassebrock]
Hello Michael,
We here are JSOC would love to hear the thoughts and opinions of our Al-Qaeda customers. We encourage them to please mail us a letter commenting on our performance, along with a self address/stamped envelope. In no time at all we will mail them back a friendly letter addressing their comments, followed by an in home visit by some of our skilled "technicians". Quality is our main concern and we hope to hear from all you soon so we can select a bullet... I mean... "plan".... perfect for your needs.
Sincerely
Joint Special Operations Command
BTW who actually made that comment about "why did they have to do that...." that's so funny it must be unintentional.
Its just too bad they didn't torture his ass for a few weeks then douce him with jet fule and light him up!
A mope is a mope, is a mope.
Priceless!
He really was not a bad guy. Pleasant smile, amicable and outgoing. Yes! Outgoing much like shorshanks: it's about time shanks. Take your circle of crime elsewhere.
I'm a small-town school teacher and EMT . . . . and it's pretty clear from here. :D
He had his babies with him in nare and urthing!
perfect
You gotta love how the media is alive with "bin Laden" was unarmed when the SEALs killed him. You know who else was unarmed? Around 2,900 American citizens on 11 Sep 2001.
Well spoken!
Most people are unarmed when they are menaced by societies worst, but that is never mentioned.
Hilarious!
Hey, I clicked on the "virtual tour" link of Osama's crib, and noted the large jar of Vaseline on the shelf. (I'm not joking.) I guess the climate over there is really dry.
Thats funny shit, I don't care who you are.
Awesome.
Off topic, I wonder if Ald. Lyle is proud of herself today. It was so wonderful of her to drag an officers name through the media last month for something that happened in 2003. Mistakes happen that weigh on a person for their entire life, unfortunately this one ended two of them.
OT,
Gov. Pat Quinn proferred more than $100 million in financial incentives to convince Motorola Mobility Holdings Inc. to keep its corporate headquarters in Libertyville, IL.
Why couldn't dey just wount him. Dey culd have shoot him in da leg.
Our German Shepherd who accompanied us in the raid at Abbottabad just barked "Allah Akbar". He found the blood of "Geronimo" almost as delicious as filet mignon. Good doggie!
I especially love the comment on the picture--must be a universal thing!
"Geronimo" looks most impressive with his mortarboard and gown. Is it true that he was summa cum mortis?
HE WAS WORKING ON HIS GED.
OH MY GOD!!! That is friggin hilarious!!
COULD NOT SAID IT ANY BETTER
WE LOVE OUR SEAL TEAM 6
We support ALL Our military boyz & Gurlzs
NO MATTER WHAT
I'm looking For Folks That Would Like to send/Sign A "Congratulations Card" To OBL.
Address would Be
OSAMA Bin Landen
Bottom Of The Ocean.com
Quick, someone grab his fb gang signs pic before uncle ray ray shuts it down. Respect.
My baby didn't have no gun! That crackling sound was just a bag of Flamin' Hots!!!
I see many of you dont understand. obl wasn't shot, murdered, or killed. he was liquidated..god bless america
I don't care if he was found in the shower jacking off. I'm glad he was blasted out of this world.
It's been reported he was given a proper muslim burial: Bathed, wrapped in linen and put to rest within 24 hours.
I've heard he was given a proper SEAL burial where a pulled pork sandwhich was packed up his ass, bacon stuffed in his mouth whereupon he was pissed on and thrown out with the trash.
To those dumbasses who worry about blowback if Osama wasn't given a proper burial, hey asshats, yah no blowback.
His followers are OK with us killing him. You know, like raping a woman and calling a cab and giving her $20 bucks.
Liberals are so fucking stupid. We turned the cheek for decades pre 2001 and that didn't work out too good for us so fuck that going forward.
Oh and extreamist muslims? They are all extreamist. The whole fucking religion is about subjegation, oppression and killing non-belivers. Notice the sound of crickets chirpping where so called moderate muslims are concerned regarding Obama's Earthly Judgment Day??
Buck Naked
(not a cop)
I wish Black Berry"s mouthpiece would shut up with all the exchanges with the press over this action. It cheapens the significance of ridding the world of this bastard. I'm waiting for Flint Taylor to file suit on his behalf and all the Northwestern University students that aren't taking the saws all classes to start researching why this fucker didn't deserve to die.
I am of two minds on this. Bin Laden might be dead and that is fine with me or we are holding him in custody and waterboarding his ass off. That would be fine
As long as he never circulates again, I'm pretty happy.
From what I'm reading, Obama approved a kill mission. That is fine with me also. Obama being a dyed in the wool liberal, I'd have expected him to order a capture mission. I wonder what other facts of life BHO will figure out during his term.
W
They forgot to mention all the clubs, athletics and honorables.
Pres. of Terrorist club 1, 2, 3, 4.
72 virgin club 1, 2, 3, 4.
Camel club 1, 2, 3, 4.
Bomb making club 1, 2, 3, 4.
Flying carpet society 1, 2, 3, 4.
Let me spin the wheel of adjectives here. HMMMMM. OWTF let's just stay with "PRICELESS". And the majority of comments that followed also "PRICELESS".
When I read hilarious stuff like this it makes me damn proud to be a Cop and have a warped and demented sense of humor like all of you. Keep up the great work!
Where them "r.i.p" airbrushed tee shirts at? Fool!
You know there ain't gonna be a FUN-eral until all the cousins can chip in and get him a "boxed" suit like dem dam fools wuz sellin' at mad & pulaski years ago.
(Never buy a suit in a box on the street... It might be a funeral home special... "Man, dat mofuckah you sold me last week ain't got no back to it!" *POP POP!*
Should have brought him here... Dropping his ass down the hole of a forest preserve shit shack would have been an all around improvement.
Bin Laden Says:
" I stayed at Osama-World, and all I got were these Lousy Bullet Holes".
The "Osama Cocktail"
consists of two shots and a spash.
5/06/2011 10:50:00 AM
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Cute, witty, and pathetic. Learn to spell...you are a terrorist of the English language.
JUNE CLEAVER SAYS:
Ward, you've been pretty rough on Osama lately..
Q-What do they call Osama Bin Laden with an icecream cone?
A- DEAD
@ 5/06/2011 07:36:00 AM
Its not a CPD only thing.
Anyone that's done LEO time get it.
Regards.
Badge # 716
Kalamazoo Public Safety Dept. Ret.
now a Dept of Revenue Mouthbreather
Stay Safe
Screw the Punks
Get home safe every end of shift
Ya'll wrong office for dat. He was a good boy, who just needed jesus!
Well he'll meet jesus on his way to hell!
I have to say that may be the funniest thing I every seen in 26 years on the CPD. Theirs 10,000 mama's in the community screaming "thats right, he was turning his life around"
That is GREAT!!!! Too funny!!!!
That was his knees and leg they shot him in, he was so damn ugly they thought it was his face.
BTW who actually made that comment about "why did they have to do that...." that's so funny it must be unintentional.
5/06/2011 12:17:00 PM
no respect, no respect.....
take my wife..... please...
Its just too bad they didn't torture his ass for a few weeks then douce him with jet fule and light him up!
5/06/2011 01:01:00 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
'From what I'm reading, Obama approved a kill mission. That is fine with me also. Obama being a dyed in the wool liberal, I'd have expected him to order a capture mission.'
No one will kill you faster than a Liberal if they know they can get away with it
Osama Bin Laden's last thoughts when he heard the helicopters???
"I need a bunch of US Navy SEALS running around here like I need a hole in the head."
5/06/2011 10:12:00 AM
NUMBER 4 IN DAVID LETTERMANS TOP 10 LIST. GIVE CREDIT WHERE ITS DUE,GOOF
Osama's crib needed a going over by the Mayor's Troubled Building Unit. What a friggin dump. Inspection could have convicted him as a slumlord and fleeced him for every last rupee before offing him.
witnesses said that he was minding his own bidnis when police shot him. Momma says that he never even touched a gun in his life and never was in a gang or terrorist group. They shot him because he wasnt white.
Should be a picture of Da Mayo he is a truely the number 1 Domestic Terrorist in the country. Evil little man!!! Has destroyed or effected thousands of lives.....
"I surrender, take me to America so I get free lawyer & millions $$$$ trial "
Sure f***face, here you go, POP-POP...POP!
SORRY, IT WAS ONLY 2 "POPS" THE COUNTRY IS BROKE THERE WAS NO NEED TO WASTE AMMO; ONE TO PUT HIM DOWN AND ONE TO KEEP HIM DOWN.
How many Teddy Bears, 40 ouncers and Martell bottles are around his Ghetto Fabulous shrine? Inquiring minds want to know..
osama been hidin took a hot lead aspirin to da pelon--- the only bad thing about this was it wasn't followed by two more--- it feels good to know that the mutt left this world just like he came into it, screaming and crying---- adios puto.....
Office u bogus. He was fittn on gettin his life back on trackyh
oo how I watched the news all day & then some ... I happened to come across MICHAEL MOORE, and I spit.
We should of gave him a trial , cause thats what we do... This is the first time I am proud of OBAMA, and CHICAGO ....No more horseshittin around , go get um and if you meet difficulty , PROTECT YOURSELF....
SCREW YOURSELF MOORE !!!
Now if you could just photoshop "SAMPLE" diagonally across his face then it would be PERFECT!
Always love seeing the 8 X 11 "sample" framed and proudly displayed in the shitheads home.
"Why should we buy a set of photos? This is good enough and it's free."
Abbottabad, Pakistan -- The friends of a 54-year-old Terrorist In Charge are struggling to understand why he was gunned down this weekend in Abbottabad.
"He was gunned down in a secret compound -- an innocent guy with goals and plans for the future," Muhammad Gulam said.
A devastated al-Qaeda wants answers, two days after he was gunned down while playing with his favorite goat Fizza.
Osama bin Laden أسامة بن لادن, of Abbottabad, was shot in his “multi-million Rupee mansion on Monday after midnight. He was taken to Ghazi Air Base in Pakistan, where he was pronounced dead. Several other victims laid where that were killed and several individuals were treated for non-life-threatening injuries.
al-Qaeda keeps asking "why they choose my Osama أسامة بن لادن," Ayman Al-Zawahiri asked?
A number of Osama’s associates were inconsolable outside the Abbottabad home.
"The compound was supposed to be the place you go to have fun with your goat & maybe a donkey or two said one person who only made the statement after requesting conditions of anonymity, not dodging bullets,".
As an honor student Osama أسامة بن لادن would have graduated from eighth grade at the Islamabad Middle School this year.
"I think this is terrible about what happened here at school. We already had one murder of one guy here. It's horrible," Tarin Kowt said.
Al-Libi, a 41-year-old Islamabad Middle School student, was killed in 2007 walking home from a Cricket ball game. Al-Libi father stopped by the Osama home Monday afternoon.
"I was encouraging the family to be strong. I know first hand what they're going through," Muhammad Libi said.
"It's rough when you love someone and they're taken away. It's not easy," Ayman Al-Zawahiri said.
Abbottabad Mayor Jahangir Khan and Abbottabad Police Commissioner Mashood Khan appealed to the public Monday for any information about the fatal shooting.
"One homicide is too many especially when it is an innocent 54-year-old man. I am proud of the gains we have made in public safety but it is crystal clear that we have a lot more work to do," Police Commissioner Mashood Khan said. "We will have to deepen our commitment to peace because we all have a shared responsibility in making Abbottabad’s neighborhoods a safe place for everyone."
"The brazen tragic death of Osama bin Laden is alarming and intolerable. As a community, we must stand together and shun the individuals that we know are responsible for this violence. The department is dedicated to holding these perpetrators accountable and removing them from city streets," Mashood Khan said.
The Abbottabad Homicide & Donkey Reclamation Unit is urging anyone with information to call police at 03322729680. Anyone who wants to provide information anonymously should call the CrimeStoppers Tip Line at 033-227-TIPS or by texting the word ‘TIP’ to CRIME (29680).
I'm not an Obama fan, but I have to give the man credit. By giving bin Laden a watery sendoff, he took away his followers' show piece. They can't gather around the casket and stage anti-USA street demonstrations. No weeping, wailing, or flag burning, because they have no place to gather for their nonsense. In short, A MASTER PLAN, flawlessly executed!
Obama is such a Loser that he will have to Milk this for months. He did little or nothing but allow the Bush anti Terrorism Poolicies to continue. All of his own Brain-Farts have been total failures, his ONLY successes have been from following the policies of the Bush Administration.
He is, BUSHbama !!!
What did Osama say when the SEALS landed?
A- " I theenk I just stepped in some Sheite"!!!
Off topic
Three men were shot and wounded at separate parties around the city overnight, including a man shot at his own birthday party.
Q- What did the Navy SEALS see written on Bin Ladens bathroom wall ?
A- Charlie Sheen was Here....
'From what I'm reading, Obama approved a kill mission. That is fine with me also. Obama being a dyed in the wool liberal, I'd have expected him to order a capture mission.'
No one will kill you faster than a Liberal if they know they can get away with it."
OR IF YOU CAN CONVINCE THEM THEY ARE USING A PLAYSTATION 3 OR AN X-BOX! THEY ARE HELL ON WHEELS WHEN IT COMES TO FANTASY AND VIDEO GAMES!
Real life that's another deal.
'From what I'm reading, Obama approved a kill mission. That is fine with me also. Obama being a dyed in the wool liberal, I'd have expected him to order a capture mission.'
No one will kill you faster than a Liberal if they know they can get away with it
5/06/2011 11:44:00 PM
Not so fast. I was both surprised and happy when I thought Obama had the guts, balls and fortitude to approve the Usama mission, but then I read the following:
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/#ixzz1LJyUHW7V
It appears Obama did not make the decision and wouldn't make a decision on the advice of Valerie Jarrett. Also, it seems Hilary Clinton and Leon Panetta had more BALLS than Obama and Jarrett.
Look at the picture where Obama is shown in the corner of the situation room with the deer caught in the headlights look. It looks that way because he allegedly WASN'T leading the team. He was an observer at best. Decisions were being made around him and he was more of a hinderance than a help. Obama and Jarrett were setting Clinton and Panetta up for a fall and, to their surprise [Obama and Jarrett's], the mission was a resounding success. Obama is exactly as he was previous to the Usama mission, a pos liberal scared to take a stand.
Bin Laden's last words..."My friend, my friend, some juice? please have a pop...some water? cigarettes? Maybe you know my cousin...he has the store at sixty-first and king drive...oh sheet...POP POP..." He gone !!!
outstanding
Osama Bin Laden's last thoughts when he heard the helicopters???
"I need a bunch of US Navy SEALS running around here like I need a hole in the head."
5/06/2011 10:12:00 AM
NUMBER 4 IN DAVID LETTERMANS TOP 10 LIST. GIVE CREDIT WHERE ITS DUE,GOOF
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Even B4 that; JFK's last words "I need Dallas like . . . "
Anonymous said...
Osama Bin Laden's last thoughts when he heard the helicopters???
"I need a bunch of US Navy SEALS running around here like I need a hole in the head."
5/06/2011 10:12:00 AM
NUMBER 4 IN DAVID LETTERMANS TOP 10 LIST. GIVE CREDIT WHERE ITS DUE,GOOF
5/07/2011 12:05:00 AM
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Most sayings like this are not original, lighten up Francis...... We are just glad he is DEAD.
Lived in squalor just like a savage. Dirty room, old desk, etc... Hiding behind a woman so he wouldn't get shot like the coward he was. The last thing he saw before he left this earth was a US Navy seal pointing a gun at his face while he pissed his dirty robe. Osama, the gates of hell await you and your room is ready. God bless our troops and their endless sacrifices
That was just too funny.
He lived in the desert and all that, but with three wives there was way too much dust on that TV stand. Equally shocking was finding out Bin Laden shopped at Walmart, he had the same alarm clock I've got.
Not so fast. I was both surprised and happy when I thought Obama had the guts, balls and fortitude to approve the Usama mission, but then I read the following:
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/#ixzz1LJyUHW7V
It appears Obama did not make the decision and wouldn't make a decision on the advice of Valerie Jarrett. Also, it seems Hilary Clinton and Leon Panetta had more BALLS than Obama and Jarrett.
Look at the picture where Obama is shown in the corner of the situation room with the deer caught in the headlights look. It looks that way because he allegedly WASN'T leading the team. He was an observer at best. Decisions were being made around him and he was more of a hinderance than a help. Obama and Jarrett were setting Clinton and Panetta up for a fall and, to their surprise [Obama and Jarrett's], the mission was a resounding success. Obama is exactly as he was previous to the Usama mission, a pos liberal scared to take a stand.
5/07/2011 03:09:00 PM
Unless you were there, you STILL don't know what happened. I highly doubt the President of these United States abdicated his position, signed the forms to turn the presidency over to someone else and declined to make the decision. As a matter of fact, I'm SURE he didn't do that.
Just relax and get over it. He ordered the go on the mission. ONLY the president could order the go on the mission.
Did he lead it? No. He's not an active, wartime general. He's not a covert operative, who trained years for this moment. Like anything else, the boss orders the job to be done, then delegates to those who know BEST how to implement it and they actually get out there and get it done.
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