If Only!!!
This brings back some memories:
- Garry McCarthy was asked about this during a press conference.
McCarthy: "Today we have a new plan of attack. I have been informed that there are several dozen officers currently assigned to the 311 or callback center. Many of these officers are facing discipline, some of this discipline for excessive force."
"We have identified these officers facing discipline and have assigned them to the downtown detail. Here is the plan. We are using our youngest looking female officers as decoys for these mobs. When a mob seems prone to attack, we will call in the former callback officers. When the mob attacks, these officers will attack the mob."
"We expect that this tactic will result in lawsuits. Many of these callback officers are borderline psychopaths. Still, businesses have agreed to pay a .1% 'combat-lawsuit' sales tax. Since we are prepared for the lawsuits, we have no reason to hold back. The callback combat unit will have no name tags. In fact, they will only wear black clothing with no police emblems. They will wear face masks. They wear gloves to cover their fingerprints. At the end of the summer all records of this unit will be burned. No case will be criminally prosecuted. In fact, we will not be making any arrests."
"We fully expect this problem will be solved after next weekend."
Very funny stuff.
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posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
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it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
Back in the day riccio wanted to sendnout a female po to act as a "sexual assult" decoy. He was told absolutely not!!! We do not send out police officers to be victims the ends does not justify the means.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks Supt. For the laugh...I really needed it!
Well at least he has a sense of humor!
Now please put that plan into action...I'd pay to see it!! In fact, I would volenteer!
You had me up until midway through the second paragraph! lol
Who ya calling "borderline"?
Today, the Acting Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department, Garry McCarthy, was officially confirmed by the Chicago City Council to run our department. This is the link to his first interview on Chicago Tonight from last night:
http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=42,8,80&player=Chicago-Tonight&pid=
7MIoMg67wl4kdYfj0w_w0Dy8BqJ8PA_O
Not in calling back but willing to work it if this was only true...Lol.
"All officers retired within the past 12 months are hereby notified that their retirements are temporarily rescinded and they are to report to the training academy for assignment to a district to be used for administrative duties."
"This re-deployment for administrative purposes will be for an as yet undetermined amount of time and will allow full duty police officers to hit the streets to fight crime."
"This in no way indicates that crime is out of control or that the Chicago Police Department is shorthanded." "Supt. McCarthy points out that compared to Winnemucca, Nevada the Chicago Police Department has many more officers assigned. If Winnemucca can make do with less, so can Chicago, quit 'yer bitchin' said McCarthy at his City Council confirmation hearing. Winnemucca is an entire City and they have fewer than 100 officers, imagine that!"
"On another note, Supt. McCarthy announced that 146 homicides from Jan 1 through June 1 will be reclassified as "natural causes." "That means murders are now at there lowest level since 1835. Supt. McCarthy then proceeded to perform card tricks, pull rabbits out of his hat and made a model of the Empire State Building disappear for the media."
"It was reported that Frank Main, Fran Spielman and Sneed were seen sratching their heads while they scribbled furiously in their note pads."
it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
======== Lighten up Francis...or should I say Francine. Don't get your panties in a bunch. It's a joke.
Thugs run the streets so what would excessive force be? F#*k that, to put down an opposing force (thugs) you must overwhelm them with nightmarish strength. Kick some ass CPD we want a safe city again!
What ever came of the insane clown unit with their balloon batons?
Lol. If only!
it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
6/09/2011 12:18:00 AM
Are you there for spelling and grammar errors, then?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!
"On another note, Supt. McCarthy announced that 146 homicides from Jan 1 through June 1 will be reclassified as "natural causes."
Actually now reclassified as death by lead poisoning.
"We fully expect this problem will be solved after next weekend."
Yeah right, maybe with a Spectre gunship.
j-fed theres a job opening at the zoo,follow the elephant with a shovel.you have the talent and experience.g-mac theres afuture for you also, but its in the monkey house.
Sounds kinda like a "Dirty Dozen " sequel for a new century.
rehire some retired coppers to take over desk assignments, lock up, training division, there's many spots that could be filled.
Supt McCarthy , want respect from citizens and CPD , Chicago's Finest
end the police details to retired mayor daley and all other politicians , except our current Mayor Rahm
it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
6/09/2011 12:18:00 AM
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It is quite clear that you r a dipshit. It was sarcasm ya goof! No wonder you're at callback. Go get some animal bite numbers.
it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
god, It sounds like im listening to dude.. im not guilty!!! shut up, you got yourself into call back. Nobody just "put that case on you". you screwed up, if you were not guilty then you wouldnt be down there. its very hard to be found guilty in cook county, all of us know that even the guilty are found not guilty every day in this city. So maybe watch your words when saying your "not guilty".
Back in the day riccio wanted to sendnout a female po to act as a "sexual assult" decoy. He was told absolutely not!!! We do not send out police officers to be victims the ends does not justify the means.
It seemed to work out good for Sgt Sneethen when he dressed up as the pizza delivery guy in 008. Needless to say the pizza delivery robberies ended and dude was shot dead tryin to rob sneethen..bad move sh*thead
I'd sign up :-D
it is quite clear you are not stripped you jag off SCC. i have been sitting here forever you prick and not guilty.
you r wrong
6/09/2011 12:18:00 AM
Maybe you're there because you were psyched, not brutal.
There's an article at Chicago Breaking News about Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan's brother getting robbed on the red line this morning in a multiple offender incident. Well at the bottom the site posted this disclaimer:
"The board for this story has been closed because of excessive violations of the Tribune's comment policies. Details of those policies are described below."
"They will only wear black clothing with no police emblems. "They will wear face masks. They wear gloves to cover their fingerprints. At the end of the summer all records of this unit will be burned. No case will be criminally prosecuted. In fact, we will not be making any arrests."
"Very funny stuff."
Laugh all you want, but how do you think merchants in your better shopping districts in South American cities keep their doorways clear of the shoe-cement sniffers, bucket boys, etc.?
They avail themselves of a service that is known to them...
It seemed to work out good for Sgt Sneethen when he dressed up as the pizza delivery guy in 008. Needless to say the pizza delivery robberies ended and dude was shot dead tryin to rob sneethen..bad move sh*thead
6/09/2011 01:58:00 PM
Yeah, well it DIDN'T end up so great for the late Joe Airhart, so don't be so flip about it.
After that happens the media will call it 'FLASH BEATINGS'not a bad idea.
One of the kids that got robbed on Michigan ave. was the son of detention aide in 017. He was the one who went after the thug who stole his friends wallet. He was surrounded by a bunch of the animals and beat bad enough to be admitted to the hospital. Prayers are with you Bob!
"Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan's brother getting robbed on the red line this morning in a [flash mob] incident..."
--6/09/2011 05:29:00 PM
Doesn't take much at all to gain entree' into the trendy Inner Circle here, does it?
Smashing what?
In the meantime -- how are the mother and baby doing who were thrown down a flight of "L" stairs by four black assailants who then went through their diaper bag for money?
Huh?
We do not send out police officers to be victims the ends does not justify the means.
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The decoy unit used to do it in the tubes. Very successful at the time. Lay around acting drunk wearing a flashy watch with money falling out of their pockets. Worked like a charm till a guy (not the po) got beat to death. That ended that.
We used to do operation angel too....had some hot vice PO's working the stroll, then lock up the johns. I was doing surveillance once in the 90's when a bus load of firemen on a bachelor party pulled up and made the offer. Too fuckin funny. The good old days.
ACtually there are over 150 stripped people city wide!
All thanks to WEIS and company. Now its time MacDaddy to free the slaves and get them back to policing .
IAD nees a total overhaul and review!
What ever came of the insane clown unit with their balloon batons?
6/09/2011 09:11:00 AM
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Ah yes, the Mobile Insane Dong-Weilding Clown Force! Leave the thugs covered in mushroom-shaped, veined bruises.
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