88 Degrees - Guess What?
As of 1100 hours or so - with projected high of 95 degrees or better, so that means no beaches open this evening either. And we see that Rahm is saving money on printing signs, too. Maybe there is hope for this guy after all.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
94 Comments:
And they found someone who could spell!! I'm sure there will be a few who can't read-
where the Fuk will those without AC go???? Violence will start trust me cops will be the brunt of this BS
Lock up the park fieldhouses too, like they really did for the entire three days of Memorial Day weekend at Oriole Park. Might as well shut off the water fountains...
.."just bliss, profound satisfaction, happiness and joy, undisturbed. Just what the liberal democrats wanted for so long,,,What a lakefront,, Please enjoy."
What will the "animals" do now that McNoclue stated he will catch all of the offenders? Are we going to call America's most wanted? Will we put our blood hounds on the trail? Come on boss you really don't give a fuck,if you did you would be beating rahm's ass to get more coppers hired! Why not close the academy waste of space not being used?
so if they keep closing the beaches on hot days, will the gangs take their "business" to the cooling centers around town, or just stick to other parts of the lakefront?
Evidently the heat index on Mich. Ave. is too high for shopping as well. All stores have been ordered closed until further notice.
Fucking unbelievable.
It's a carcarian carcarius it eats, sleeps, and makes baby sharks...(Jaws) Richard Dreyfuss referring to the downtown wildings.
ISRA Alert:
WARNING – AVOID CHICAGO AS A VACATION DESTINATION
The ISRA is warning its members to think twice about selecting Chicago as a vacation destination this summer. This warning was issued in response to a recent dramatic upswing in violent crime in the windy city. Most notably is a spate of so-called “flash mob” attacks where as many as two dozen young men ambush and savagely beat their victims before robbing them of their valuables. One recent flash mob victim was a 68 year-old man.
The bulk of the flash mob attacks have taken place on Chicago’s near north side and Gold Coast areas to include North Avenue Beach and the Magnificent Mile. The attack locations are within the general vicinity of tourist attractions including Navy Pier, Lincoln Park Zoo, and Millennium Park.
Well SCC, I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby.
It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
WTF. Whats a thug to do???
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Beaches? We ain't got no beaches. We don't need no beaches! I don't have to open any stinkin' beaches! It's too hot to open beaches!
Mayor Rahm Emmanez-2011
Chicago Tribune Breaking News states:
"New Chicago schools chief Jean-Claude Brizard says his salary will remain at $250,000 . . "
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SO??
How much is Mac-daddy getting and what kind of contract does he have.
Rumors state as much as $450,000
@ Year.
In general --
Fighting crime can be done right when they want to do it.
They already have all of the "tools."
Latin Kings Maryland Gang Member Sentenced to Life in Prison For Racketeering, Conspiracy, Murder, Robbery and Gun Offenses
"WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Chinua Shepperson, aka “Nu,” “NuNu” and “King Nu,” 28, of Washington, D.C., was sentenced today in Greenbelt, Md., by U.S. District Judge Alexander Williams to life plus 10 years in prison, followed by five years of supervised release, for conspiracy to participate in a racketeering enterprise known as the Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation (Latin Kings), murder in aid of racketeering, robbery, using a gun during a crime of violence and murder resulting from use of a gun during a crime of violence.
"The sentence was announced by Assistant Attorney General Lanny A. Breuer of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division; U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland Rod J. Rosenstein; Special Agent in Charge Theresa R. Stoop of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives - Baltimore Field Division; Chief J. Thomas Manger of the Montgomery County, Md., Police Department; Montgomery County State’s Attorney John McCarthy; Interim Chief Mark Magaw of the Prince George’s County, Md., Police Department; and Prince George’s County State’s Attorney Angela Alsobrooks."
http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=396490&CategoryId=12395
Don't expect this kind of action from the Alvarez/Pfleger machine...
hey that beach sign is not union approved! also the mayor has approved a new decal for our cpd vehicles... driver has no cash ((ROTF))
another solid move by CPD management, morons! Stop this merit promotion crap its clear as day these bosses we have now can not make a decision and they have no idea how to combat the real issues on the streets, and if you listen to our great superintendent, he does not even know what a gang banger looks like!!!!!! Seriously this is who was chosen to lead us? It's going to get a lot worse folks.
OT-
Why was this guy on the street? I hate Cook County.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-murder-charges-filed-after-man-run-over-by-car-on-west-side-20110605,0,4024259.story
Which one???
OT --
They planted this scrawny thing this spring and it didn't take. They are now holding their noses and planting the same flaccid, sickly story at the beginning of summer.
Not even worth including a link.
"Why It's A Great Time To Purchase A House -- Experts say today’s huge opportunities for buyers might not last very long."
I'm all in a panic...
Cooter said,they should close the beach before someone dies of the heat
Do I see what I think I see at the base of that sign post?
http://www.dreamstime.com/bullet-in-the-sand-3-thumb3150986.jpg
The ACLU should come and support the Wildings.
I was in Burr Ridge today...you should of seen all the wilding there lol..
hey did rahm get rid of half the aldercreatures yet
mccarthy close the 13th and 21st districts you'll have more officers on the street ,less desk & tactical officers could be used to man beat cars ,need less supervisors , neither district has a lock up , save money on maintaining 2 buildings
ATTENTION
Official press release from CPD:
We regret to inform you that the CPD has officially canceled summer due to excessive heat. All residents are asked to return to their homes and wait for fall to arrive.
Breaking News, the ACLU is suing the Illinois State Police for discrimination because they ask for permission to search minorities autos more frequently than white drivers.
I wonder when the lawsuit will happen for the police arresting minority drivers for driving without insurance and drivers licenses at a higher rate than whites? Of course, many of these people just don't hae licenses or insurance, but that's not the point. There is money to be made!
they should take it a step further and shut the whole city down--- who the hell would want to bring their family here to witness the show the shitheads put on every day....
JAWS 5???? - Savage attacks on lake front beach goers??? Fits the basic plot for all of them except 3....
Eric Holder YOUR US Atty General on race relatons:
'Nation of Cowards'
Let's have that discussion.....meet you at North Ave Beach.
If they do start closing the beaches on the hottest days of the year, it will only be to reinforce the charade that they were closed because of the heat in the first place.
How insane is that?
Operation Heat Stroke
Reminds me of "JAWS"...lol
We have received word that the Fry Guys are wilding at North Ave Beach. So on Mayor McCheeseburger's orders we are shutting down all beaches from Evanston to Indiana. Make sure to arrest all the Fry Guys. Also, we have received an APB from Homeland Security that Captain Crook may be lurking around Hollywood Beach. Watch your ass men. No word on the whereabouts of the Hamburgler. If found, there is an investigative alert out for him in regards to a theft of burgers from a popular Michigan Avenue restaurant. Go get em!
Yeah guess what..
ISRA warns members to “avoid Chicago as a vacation destination”
The ISRA is warning its members to think twice about selecting Chicago as a vacation destination this summer. This warning was issued in response to a recent dramatic upswing in violent crime in the windy city. Most notably is a spate of so-called “flash mob” attacks where as many as two dozen young men ambush and savagely beat their victims before robbing them of their valuables. One recent flash mob victim was a 68 year-old man.
The bulk of the flash mob attacks have taken place on Chicago’s near north side and Gold Coast areas to include North Avenue Beach and the Magnificent Mile. The attack locations are within the general vicinity of tourist attractions including Navy Pier, Lincoln Park Zoo, and Millennium Park.
Thus far, the Chicago Police Department has had little luck controlling these flash mobs with only 4...
more >> http://capitolfax.com/2011/06/07/isra-warns-members-to-avoid-chicago-as-a-vacation-destination/
it was hot memorial day , hotter at north ave beach than any other beach in chicago , that is the reason , the only reason the commander closed the beach
that's the story and i'm stickin to it , gotta run
Guess what else?
Watch how the Big Mac brings these honor roll students to justice..it's already begun..
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Derodte Wright, 18, of the 3500 block of South State Street, a student at Perspectives Charter School, accused of attacking nursing student Ryan Dacumos and robbing him on the Lake Michigan bikepath near Chicago Ave. around 8.30 p.m. Described in court by his attorney as a good student with prospects of a college baseball scholarship, Wright was ordered held on bail of $200,000 by Cook County Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil.
◆Trovulus Pickett, 17, a Youth Connections Leadership Academy student who lives in the 8400 block of South Dorchester. Also charged with the robbery of Dacumos, Pickett allegedly teamed up with other youths to attack a 68-year-old Seattle physician Jack Singer in the 300 block of East Chicago Avenue minutes earlier, stealing his iPad and phone, and is also accused of robbing a Japanese doctor of his iPod in the 700 block of North Lake Shore Drive a few minutes later. Pickett’s bail was set at $300,000.
◆Dvonte Sykes, 17, of the 7500 block of South Normal, a student at Carver Vocational Career Academy, accused of robbing a Thai man who was taking photographs in the 700 block of North Lake Shore Drive and with taking part in a “mob action” in which northwest suburban insurance agent Krzysztof Wilkowski fought off robbers who tried to take his scooter in the 300 block of East Chicago. Sykes’ bail was set at $250,000.
Two other teens were charged as minors.
more >> http://capitolfax.com/2011/06/07/isra-warns-members-to-avoid-chicago-as-a-vacation-destination/
Wondering if the Cubs are looking for a bean ball pitcher,,,,you know with the thug at the top of the list being such a prospect and all?
Chicago is a summer town. We need summer dollars.
tell the truth.....we dont control the beaches.....the gangbangers do
So how do you guys feel about Illinois casino's? Slot machines are going in at the Airports ya know.
anyways...check it out...
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Carjacker's Gun Jams, Saving Victim's Life
Two men who were heading home from a Hammond, Ind. casino Saturday are happy to be alive after a carjacker's gun jammed--saving their lives.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that two men were leaving the Horseshoe Casino in Hammond, Ind. when four men jumped them on Chicago's Far South Side and ordered them at gunpoint to lie down in the street. After a gunman's hood slipped, revealing his face to one of the victims, he allegedly attempted to fire his weapon at the the men several times, but the gun would not fire.
As one victim, Steve Bader, pleaded for his life, the gunman continually tried to fix his jammed weapon. After realizing the gun was not working, NBC Chicago reports that the gunman fled on foot, and his accomplices took off with Bader's Mercedes Benz E-class sedan and a getaway vehicle.
Police spotted...
more >> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/06/carjackers-gun-jams-savin_n_871706.html
OT: Cop fired after helping fellow officers in distress
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/cop-fired-helping-fellow-officers-distress-150454649.html
mccarthy close the 13th and 21st districts you'll have more officers on the street ,less desk & tactical officers could be used to man beat cars ,need less supervisors , neither district has a lock up , save money on maintaining 2 buildings
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Do you think that if the stations are closed that those areas will not need police protection? Or do you think that the 400 officers who work in the two districts will be sent somewhere else? The buildings can close, some exempt positions will be cut but the land mass covered will still need to be patrolled. Ok, the maintenance costs will be saved. The house cats in each district will be put in other places, maybe in beat cars, but they aren't house cats for no reason.
Re-shuffling the deck chairs ain't gonna cut it. WE NEED MORE POLICE, NOT MOVED POLICE.
Which one???
6/07/2011 01:44:00 PM
All of the lifeguards at Rain Bow Beach were directed to report to Sherman Park and work the lagoon. The lifeguards at North Ave may be sent to Humboldt Park.
Superintendent McFly you need to grow a pair and stand up to Mayor Biff.
I grew up in Austin. 3rd floor apartment. No A/C. Ever. We didn't kill each other. What's the difference? Wait, oh never mind, I know the difference.
Boy, SCC, that whole thing really stuck in your craw, huh? I haven't seen you like this in a long time! Just as long as you don't pop a vein, go for it:)
OMG, I thought the pic was a joke when I saw it...are you freakin' serious????? I gotta look again...are you pulling my leg.
Don't worry guys, we are ridding the city of those horrible bikers who don't obey all the traffic laws. Priorities are definitely straight.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-police-crack-down-on-bicyclists-20110607,0,7331699.story
Guys, get a grip. You DID read the "Sarcasm and Silliness" tag, didn't you? As of 1838hrs, the beach is not closed. Not yet, anyway.
I found it amazing that the heat was FAR greater today than on Memorial Day, yet the beaches were left open. Shocking.
OT --
They planted this scrawny thing this spring and it didn't take. They are now holding their noses and planting the same flaccid, sickly story at the beginning of summer.
Not even worth including a link.
"Why It's A Great Time To Purchase A House -- Experts say today’s huge opportunities for buyers might not last very long."
I'm all in a panic...
6/07/2011 01:53:00 PM
Don't know about you, but I've bought THREE properties this year for a combined total of less than a hundred thousand.
Five years ago, they all sold for near two hundred thousand each.
We're renting them out, will hold them for a few years and will be happy to take at least a three hundred thousand dollar profit down the road. It won't matter if they don't get back to their earlier value; there will be enough bounce to repay us pretty nicely.
Remember the old saying about being handed lemons in life. Make lemonade.
Am I missing something? I remember my grandparents talking about no air conditioning and the only thing that saved them were the Chicago beaches and the pools in the local park.
Of course, they didn't act like animals when they went there though.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Chinua Shepperson, aka “Nu,” “NuNu” and “King Nu,” 28, of Washington, D.C., was sentenced today in Greenbelt, Md., by U.S. District Judge Alexander Williams to life plus 10 years in prison, followed by five years of supervised release
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There is no reason to keep him in prison after he's dead.
What? You say life doesn't really mean life? Well, what the hell does life plus 10 years mean?
mccarthy close the 13th and 21st districts you'll have more officers on the street ,less desk & tactical officers could be used to man beat cars ,need less supervisors , neither district has a lock up , save money on maintaining 2 buildings
6/07/2011 02:39:00 PM
Thanks for the suggestion, but we'd like to keep our streets safe. And just how does closing a station put more officers on the street? Did you learn that math trick from Rahmbo?
13th District resident
Just announced on PBS.
G-MACK will be interviewed during WTTW-Channel 11's Chicago Tonight program on Wednesday-08 June 2011 at 1900 hours.
I like how the person drew the "L" in lower case "l" because they were running out of space! LOL
ZONE4 TODAY: Numerous gang fights on Oak St. Beach, person stabbed on Michigan Ave., and a flash mob robbery on Chicago / Wabash. At least they caught a couple of these mutts that did the robbery. Still want to walk around the 018th Dist.????
I heard there was a big gang fight in 009 the other night and they were asking for MSF and TRU. Since these units don't exist anymore they sent the MOUNTED PATROL instead.
Don't worry fine citizens of Chicago ! when it hits the fan, the HORSES will come to your rescue. Hahahahahahha.
Courtesy of Super McCarthy and Mayor Emmanual !
Guess what...ALL THE OFFENDERS ARE M/1. Since the media outlets fear to tell.
If wardens of prisions and judges are not given body guard details the why is Richie.
What’s happening in our city is unacceptable. If we had the per capita protection of the Daley family the citizens of this city would have nothing to fear. The Daley family enjoys 3.50 police officers per family member. 3.50 for Richie, 3.50 for Maggie. Shouldn’t every family be afforded the same protection as the Daley family? Even if they had to pay for their police detail you know that they would steal more every year than the cost of their detail. Paddy Brawler and his killer cousin Vanecks just raked in a cool $700,00.00 for doing nothing with the Wi-Fi deal at the airport. See what I mean, but back to the police protection. If every citizen enjoyed the same protection how many Police Officers would we need, let’s see, we have 2.7 million people in the city of Chicago. Now let’s say on the conservative side that every household consist of 5 people. If we divide 5 into 2.7 million that leaves us with 540,000 households. Assuming that each of these households has a Richie and Maggie let’s see how many police officers we would need to provide the same protection. 540,000 household’s times 2 equal 1,000,080 average taxpaying Richie’s and Maggie’s. 1,000,080 times 3.50 equals 3,500,280 police officers that would be needed to give every household the same protection that Richie and Maggie enjoy with one exception. Remember, the average household can’t steal like their household can steal. So based on these facts Richie you gotta start paying for your police detail, we the taxpayers demand it, I know you can hear me.
hey that beach sign is not union approved!
"Screw the Unions, take the family bid every time".....R. Daley
"In general --
Fighting crime can be done right when they want to do it.
They already have all of the "tools."
You're correct...but most of the Tools are Exempts.
The Native American Wolf was released back into the wild in Yellowstone Park in 1995. Seems like they have flourished,migrated east and found a new home in Zoocago.
Just one more little bit of number crunching. Mac Sup has a minimum of 2 police officers with him and Rahm has a minimum of 6 police officers with him at all times. So when they get up in front of the news cameras and say the city is OK, it’s just the heat, that shows just how out of touch, with this city, they really are. Their world is ok, because they have police all around them 24/7 and never experience any of violence that the working police officers and citizens of this city are exposed to on a daily basis. They think if they spin it right to the media it will be OK. The sheep will accept its OK, and believe every corner they turn will be nothing but green pastures and sheep dogs. Here’s the reality. We have 2.7 million people. If 1% of these people are wolves that would mean that we have 270,000 wolves preying on our 2,700,000 sheep. If the only thing between the sheep and the wolf is the sheepdog then how many sheepdogs do we need? We currently have 10,500 sheepdogs protecting 2,700,000 sheep. That means that each sheepdog has to protect 257 sheep against 25 wolves. Per capita, we the average sheep, enjoy .004 sheepdogs per sheep as opposed to the royal zookeepers who enjoy 3.50sheepdogs per sheep. Bottom line is this Mr. and Mrs. Sheep. Your Mayor, the royal zookeeper, is throwing you to the wolves. The Chicago Police Department is budgeted for 13,500 Sheepdogs and were are short 3000 sheepdogs. I believe the moral of the story is don’t wander too far from home, and if you do, be prepared to experience a confrontation with the wolf. Don’t bother crying for the sheepdog because he’s got his hands full fighting the other wolves. You try fighting 25 wolves at once and you’d have you hands full too. When you hear a sheep crying for help, you first instinct is to run to their aid but you’re involved in the fight of your life so even though you want to help you can’t. Bottom line is this. Media spin works in political campaigns because there are no real sheep getting hurt. Here we are talking about sheep being killed , seriously hurt or having their wool stolen from them and the head royal Zookeeper does not want to spend the money from the wool that every sheep pays without question to the head royal zookeeper to import more sheepdogs. Remember this Mr. and Mrs. Sheep. The head royal zookeeper promised you to hire 1000more sheepdogs and all he has done is moved the existing sheepdogs we have, to different flocks. No new sheepdogs, just a redeployment of sheepdogs. That means that each sheepdog is still responsible for 257 sheep and fighting off 25 wolves, nothing has changed. Remember you’re just an animal and the price of your well-being does not justify the head royal zookeeper importing any more sheepdogs. If every sheep called , wrote or emailed your royal zookeeper, his assistant zookeepers alderman, city clerk, city treasurer and told them no more wool until we get more sheepdogs maybe they would get the message. Remember you’re just an animal in the royal zoo. Beware of the wolf and the zookeeper.
Rode my bike to the North Ave beach tonight around 1900 and couldn't believe the landscape.
Very crowded and a palpable sense of hostility. Other than the volleyball courts, I counted no more than a few dozen suburbanites. Occupying forces representin' and showing colors, waiting for something to pop off. If tonight was any indication, this thing is gonna get worse before it gets better.
COUPLE ATTACKED BY FLASH MOB AT CHICAGO AND STATE
Channel 9 news reporting that a couple was attacked and beaten and had a purse snatched by 15 to twenty unspecified persons who then fled to the Red Line.
...and I've already seen at least one planted news story claming that "North Michigan retailers say mob problem has abated." Bulls__t.
This Emanuel does not have what it takes to run a city. It's an abstraction to him. It's like watching a complete neophyte pick up a power saw or something. Scared to death of it, doesn't really know where the switch is...it's frightening to watch.
He sounded genuinely annoyed today that crime was continuing; "I discussed this with the Superintendent already."
The problem should be gone by now; after all, he snapped at someone. That's the way it works in "management."
CHICAGO AND STATE MOB ATTACK-
Channel 9 news live there right now, interviewing a black witness who helped the two victims. This witness states that "fifteen to twenty black teenagers" were responsible, and that they stole over $350.00.
Another mob attack tonight around 20:00 downtown, man beaten and wallet taken. Two witnesses also assaulted.
Another "mob" event tonight! on nbc 5 website. Wabash and Chicago. 8pm. Two people wallets robbed by "mob".
I'm a suburban cop.
We were having some problems with late night robberies on one of your borders, so what did our version of the city council do?
They enacted an ordinance that requires all businesses in town to close at midnight, except for one or two of the older businesses that were grandfathered in and coincidentally, were not on a Chicago border.
The robberies went away.
Same concept.
OT- Gang enforcement to patrol the beaches on weekends in regular uniform. Enjoy!!
Cook County Comissioner John Fritchey speaks out again about tonight's flash mob attack --
"Another wilding attack downtown. I'm not so sure that the City should be so quick to say that things are under control."
http://twitter.com/#!/johnfritchey
OT --
Rahm Emanuel on TV tonight about "protected bike lanes." I see all these CONES glued in the street for bicyclists to hit and KILL THEMSELVES.
Please, God. No! No!
STOP!!!!!!
Speed bumps, fences, roundabouts, grooves sawn down alleys, now f__ing CONES.
DON'T PUT ANY MORE S__T IN THE STREET!
Just fix the potholes, huh?
Idiots.
Where's the damn Marine Unit?????///
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT --
Rahm Emanuel on TV tonight about "protected bike lanes." I see all these CONES glued in the street for bicyclists to hit and KILL THEMSELVES.
Please, God. No! No!
STOP!!!!!!
Speed bumps, fences, roundabouts, grooves sawn down alleys, now f__ing CONES.
DON'T PUT ANY MORE S__T IN THE STREET!
Just fix the potholes, huh?
Idiots.
6/07/2011 09:54:00 PM
he really is a stupid fuck!!
Higher Bail, stronger-penalizing convictions, sentence parents, too, close the Taste of Chicago, its Over...save the $$'s, anyone in Gang Colors..pick em up and keep em, call em what they are...terrorists.
Media, did you hear that? The one who's life might be saved, might be yours. Tough action, tough stance and tough if folks don't enjoy hearing the truth.
Go away Flash Mobs. We are in a crisis, get all those gang-bangers from tough neighborhoods...
so killings go way down...
Buy more Police, don't fool us Public Officials...we need protection, now and so do you.
95 today -- thanks and God bless and protect ALL the responders in town.
025's famous Engine 125, The Working Man's Engine, glimpsed at 1100 N. Mason fire, guys trying not to get heatstroke, trying to chill along with a lot of others called out so they'd have some reliefs.
Commonwealth Edison crew had Narragansett torn up just south of Milwaukee Road tracks -- how'd you like to be down in that unbelievably hot manhole with all those deadly cables? Huge current draw on a day like this. Lots of guys work hard, nobody works harder than this. Stopped for a minute to say thanks...
These are the people who hold this place together -- not the politicians and "managers."
2 less commanders , 18 less desk officers , 8 less commander secretaries , 2 less crossing guard supervisors , review officers , time keepers , 60 less aggressive tactical officers to work a beat car , less down time transporting prisoners , 1 & 21 no lock ups , each district has 9 beat cars most districts have 15
it would definetly help us on the street maybe not so good for house cats
OMG, I thought the pic was a joke when I saw it...are you freakin' serious????? I gotta look again...are you pulling my leg.
6/07/2011 06:21:00 PM
well, I sure hope it's your leg......
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Where's the damn Marine Unit?????///
6/07/2011 10:15:00 PM
SHHH don't say anything look in the WATER! Dumbass!
When will they learn? The police are pushed to the limit! Crrok county jail is mostly empty thanks to corrupt judges with the demorat party,who let the jags out! How about we arrest them they stay in jail for 30+ days and then trail no more I-Bond bullshit! "Change we could believe in!" hey anita (I lika basaball) how about it, you fuck over coppers all the time how about doing your job? Or do we call your HDO bosses?
Some of the on line "equipment supply houses" have continuous discharge OC canisters that can be activated and thrown into crowds of shitheads....30 seconds of pure fun !!!
I heard there was a big gang fight in 009 the other night and they were asking for MSF and TRU. Since these units don't exist anymore they sent the MOUNTED PATROL instead.
Don't worry fine citizens of Chicago ! when it hits the fan, the HORSES will come to your rescue. Hahahahahahha.
Courtesy of Super McCarthy and Mayor Emmanual !
6/07/2011 08:27:00 PM
STOP WHINING about it. Sign out a book of parkers and get on with your life. You had a cushy spot for a while and now it's over.
And, by the way, the horses are MUCH more effective than uniforms when there's crowd control to be managed.
This just posted in Sneed's column: In fairness for the beaches closing because it's too hot, the City of Chicago just announced Christmas will be cancelled because it will be too cold.
Hey whistleblower...i believe 1% of 2.7 mil is 27,000.
well he did get the spelling right
What? You say life doesn't really mean life? Well, what the hell does life plus 10 years mean?
Means he'll be out by Labor Day, or when the "G" declares an amnesty.
We have 2.7 million people. If 1% of these people are wolves that would mean that we have 270,000 wolves preying on our 2,700,000 sheep.
Another CPS grad, I presume from his math abilities?
JUST GOES TO SHOW WHEN YOU "" LIE "" IT SNOWBALLS.
i love watching the fun.
Derodte Wright, 18, of the 3500 block of South State Street, a student at Perspectives Charter School, accused of attacking nursing student Ryan
Trovulus Pickett, 17, a Youth Connections Leadership Academy student who lives in the 8400 block of South Dorchester.
Dvonte Sykes, 17, of the 7500 block of South Normal, a student at Carver Vocational Career Academy,
Don't you just love the school names. Makes them all sound soooo smart. F'n Joke
"Rode my bike to the North Ave beach tonight around 1900 and couldn't believe the landscape.
Very crowded and a palpable sense of hostility. Occupying forces representin' and showing colors, waiting for something to pop off."
--6/07/2011 09:13:00 PM
Rerun of post-1964 scene at Promontory Point, 55th and the Lake...
"Don't know about you, but I've bought THREE properties this year for a combined total of less than a hundred thousand."
--6/07/2011 06:44:00 PM
Them as has, gits.
On a side note, it's 94 degrees in the 004th district station today. There's been no air at all this year. If by some chance anyone with a way to fix this is reading, please do so. It will be greatly appreciated.
Its 95F are the beaches closed?
Don't you just love the school names. Makes them all sound soooo smart. F'n Joke
6/08/2011 09:47:00 AM
We laugh about this all the time as teachers,
The longer the name the worse the school and it's students. Good school have short names Lane Tech as opposed to
"Metropolitan School of the Bull Sciences, Arts, Culinary Arts, Kitty Litter Golden Academy"
OT: Cop fired after helping fellow officers in distress
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/cop-fired-helping-fellow-officers-distress-150454649.html
6/07/2011 05:53:00 PM
They should have fired the 2 that didnt respond!!!
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