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- Officers in Independence, a Kansas City suburb, responded to a call on a Saturday evening about a large alligator lurking on the embankment of a pond, police spokesman Tom Gentry said Thursday.
An officer called a state conservation agent, who advised him to shoot the alligator because there was little that conservation officials could do at that time, Gentry said.
As instructed an officer shot the alligator, not once but twice, but both times the bullets bounced off -- because the alligator was made of cement.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:31 AM
21 Comments:
Beat 113, take this call... two lions are loose at Adams & Michigan. Shoot to kill
While we're all smiling, here's another one:
Bank of America Gets Pad Locked After Homeowner Forecloses On It
Collier County, Florida -- Have you heard the one about a homeowner foreclosing on a bank?
Well, it has happened in Florida and involves a North Carolina based bank.
Instead of Bank of America foreclosing on some Florida homeowner, the homeowners had sheriff's deputies foreclose on the bank.
http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/
article/178031/176/Florida-Homeowner-Forecloses-On-Bank-Of-America
Of all the people who linked to this post you are the first one I saw who asked the question about where the rounds went.
Well, bless their hearts. They've probably never seen an alligator in Kansas, maybe. 'Does that look like an alligator to you?' 'Yep, that looks like an alligator.'
I'm staying the hell out of independence missouri/kansas---- if he was a chicago copper they would make him a boss for his heroic actions---
Really, SCC?
Gimme a break!
Like every one of us hasn't done the exact same thing at one time or another. You guys amaze me!
"click" ~ (sarcasm off)
There is only one quarter size spot right behind the head that will kill an alligator,anywhere else will do nothing.
If you shoot in the skull it would only shatter and most likely YOU might get hit from the shrapnel!
Bet our politicians are glad you can't shoot dumbasses on sight.
They should have watched Swamp people, then they would know there is a small soft spot on a gator.
Just call the Swamp People!!!
Lemont, you big dummy!
Beat 113, take this call... two lions are loose at Adams & Michigan. Shoot to kill
6/05/2011 03:10:00 AM
Brilliant!!
Well, bless their hearts. They've probably never seen an alligator in Kansas, maybe. 'Does that look like an alligator to you?' 'Yep, that looks like an alligator.'
6/05/2011 07:13:00 AM
Hehehehehe!
I can see how this would happen, honest mistake, I just hope these Officers don't end up in call back or sued by animal rights jerkoff's LOL
Nothing beats that Cougar that was roaming the streets a few years back.
And no, I'm not talking about that 50 year old lady that prowls River North trying to pick up guys half her age.
Did they ever figure out how it got here? The four legged Cougar that is, not its two legged counterpart.
Better safe then sorry, I've seen Gators stay still for hours at the zoo.
The Florida Gators stood pretty still this season also.
Musta been Troy "Gator Hunter" Landry, and 'Lizabeth...I can just imagine that conversation...Ooooh boy...we got us a tree shakuh,...SHOOT IT!!!SHOOT IT!!! We got us a tree shakuh!!!! Damn, it coulda been the Guist brothers....nah, they woulda tried to eat it.
Swamp People is a great show. I am glad I'm not the only one here who has taste.
I am afraid of those garden gnomes, shoot all garden gnomes. :)
6/05/2011 04:09:00 PM says:
Nothing beats that Cougar that was roaming the streets a few years back....Did they ever figure out how it got here?
It was actually tracked to South Dakota by its DNA (seriously) and had been tracked through MN and Wisc by DNA analysis of its scat.
Before and after it was rightly destroyed by CPD, There were numerous reports of the big cat up by the Skokie Lagoons and reports of it along the Edens that were not taken seriously.
Before and after it was rightly destroyed by CPD, There were numerous reports of the big cat up by the Skokie Lagoons and reports of it along the Edens that were not taken seriously.
6/06/2011 09:28:00 AM
Read anything other than the mainstream stuff and you'll find sightings of other cougars, coyotes and wolves. Yep, wolves. Wanna take your snubbie w/you on the old jogging trail? Won't kill it, but it might give you a chance.
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