Good News for Drinkers
Interesting news for all you blackout drunks out there: Booze doesn't kill brain cells so much as interfere with brain receptors which can prevent memories from forming. Or so say researchers in the latest issue of The Journal of Neuroscience. “Alcohol isn’t damaging the cells in any way that we can detect,” senior investigator Charles F. Zorumski told ScienceBlog. “As a matter of fact, even at the high levels we used [in their experiment], we don’t see any changes in how the brain cells communicate. You still process information. You’re not anesthetized. You haven’t passed out. But you’re not forming new memories.”
So, yeah, it seems that alcohol doesn't kill your brain cells. Instead it just messes with receptors in the brain, "which in turn manufacture steroids that inhibit long-term potentiation (LTP), a process that strengthens the connections between neurons and is crucial to learning and memory." No biggie!
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23 Comments:
I've gotta re-read this thread. I forgot what I was going to say! Is 0600 too early for a rum and coke?
Thas gleat newz man cauze i bein dchinking foor yers...i m gglab to seea it wont afective my blain cells
I'll drink to that!!!!
6:48 AM
Drink up. It's after 5 PM in Moscow.
ahh what about brown boose..... like Jameson??? BEEP-BA-BOO-BA???
No. It's five o'clock in Japan. Kampai
I am somehow comforted by this news.
Is 0600 too early for a rum and coke?
Nah, but what are we drinking to?
Must be why our corrupt politicians can't remember anything when the Feds catch them with their greasy hands in the public till.
I'll drink to that....who's buying?
"Anonymous said...
I've gotta re-read this thread. I forgot what I was going to say! Is 0600 too early for a rum and coke?
7/13/2011 06:48:00 AM"
0600 is the time for a Screwdriver or a Bloodly Mary.
You is just... silliness... talking...
Alcohol no cell damage the brain with the brain cells... *hiccup*
I love you man! I mean it! I love you man 'cause you are the man and... I love you! Man!
This guy... He is the guy!
Thanxs Guad, hellawithya!
If you wish to experiment and prove or disprove this you may print and use the following $5 off coupon from Binny's Beverage Company. Screen may look blank but it will print.
You need one of their cards, no problem. Cheers! Salute! Prosit!
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Effects of prolonged moderate to heavy Alcohol consumption will manifest and more problems related to this will become more apparent with aging. Go easy, before you wake up one day with problems that will make you wish you never touched a drop of the stuff. This , from someone who learned the hard way.
Thank you Dr. Second City Cop. I feel better already!
Otis Campbell
0600 is the time for a Screwdriver or a Bloodly Mary.
7/13/2011 01:43:00 PM
We got 'em both. Everyday.
Cheers!
Is 0600 too early for a rum and coke?
Yes.
In the AM, you should be consuming fruit juices like tomato or orange juice. That would then dictate a nice Bloody Mary or screwdriver... or maybe a Harvey Wallbanger!
Sorry, somehow the Binny's coupon got cut off in previous post.
http://www.binnys.com/content/
documents/Coupon7_13_11.pdf
That should work.
Booze can and will ruin your life.
I don't drown my sorrows, I merely teach them how to swim.
Raise glass to the U.S.A. Women's Soccer Team!
They beat the French team 3 to 1; or did the French team just surrender.
bring back happy hour!!!
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