Once Again, No Description
Spectators at a youth baseball game in Park Ridge were treated to some unexpected action on the diamond when a young man ran naked across the ball field.
Park Ridge Police Lt. Duane Mellema said that a man wearing only gym shoes ran across the baseball field at Hinkley Park while a game was being played on July 22.
Police were called but were unable to find the streaker, Mellema said. The man, possibly in his late teens, was described as about 6 feet tall and 170 pounds with blonde hair.
Did you catch it? They leave it out every single time.
We can't believe they didn't include a description of the gym shoes. Typical media.
We can't believe they didn't include a description of the gym shoes. Typical media.
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13 Comments:
What a dick!
Was he Irish?
That was me ... there was supposed to be a flash mob doing "The full Monty" on diamond three .... I was the only one who showed up ... sorry about that won't happen again
This apparently was someone visiting from Roselawn, Indiana.
No further description means he probably was irish. poor kid!
Who won???
Was he doing the helicopter?
By the time it was over my wife missed it. She was getting a snow cone.
"Here he comes, Boogity, Boogity
There he goes, Boogity, Boogity
And he ain't wearin' no clothes"
What a dick!
8/03/2011 12:06:00 AM
easily impressed, are we?
Even if he is caught and arrested the case will be tossed due to lack of evidence!
Ain't no big thing.
Chips ahoy! The Tribune today identified a robbery suspect as black! Read it while you can!
"The robber was described by police as a black male, between the ages of 16 and 23, about 5 feet 4 inches tall and between 120 and 140 pounds. He has short hair, a dark complexion and facial hair, police said."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-police-warn-of-lakeview-robber-20110803,0,3676851.story
Boy, Park Ridge PD is facing sheer chaos and social breakdown out there.
What happens when those toughs from Park Ridge start plying their trade in Chicago? Huh?
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