Well, It is the Northside
A man who was wearing only his underwear and socks was charged with misdemeanor DUI after he struck a squad car Saturday morning on the city's Northwest Side.
About 11 a.m., a concerned citizen alerted police to a possible drunk driver driving in an alley on the 2800 block of North Kostner Avenue...The man eventually drove the wrong way on a one-way street on the 2900 block of North Kilbourn Avenue in the Belmont Gardens neighborhood and crashed into a squad vehicle that was assisting in the call....
After the crash, the man opened the door and fell out of the car wearing only underwear and socks
Minor injuries to the police. In the offender's defense though....
Ah, who are we kidding? There's no defense. Guilty as charged.
Ah, who are we kidding? There's no defense. Guilty as charged.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
22 Comments:
In 025 nonetheless. We are going to be the 013th district soon. How fitting is it that?
I bet he has a very good excuse for not wearing any clothing and driving the way he did.
Ahh just another weekend of merriment in 025.
"Im here illegal so WTF i might as well get hammered. No jail time and better yet i can get away with murder if i plow someone over. Thank you senora Preckwinkle"
That screams of DWP!
Driving While Polish
Or DWI, driving whie Irish.
Somebodies husband come home early?
He couldn't have been a true Northsider because no where in the report is it mentioned that a gerbil fell from his ass upon exiting the vehicle.
There. Now I feel better about that D.W.P. crack earlier in the comments.
Shit happens when you party naked.
"In the offender's defense though" it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Heard that he was one of the 150 who retired on Friday
That screams of DWP!
Driving While Polish
Wotta dupa!
Minor injuries to the police. In the offender's defense though....
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I was hurt too.
SORRY Mr. Mayor... Myself and about 2000 others will be IOD for the G8 / NATO Bullshit.
Did he crash into a 025 car or a 016 car? I thought they crashed at Cornelia and Keating?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ahh just another weekend of merriment in 025.
"Im here illegal so WTF i might as well get hammered. No jail time and better yet i can get away with murder if i plow someone over. Thank you senora Preckwinkle"
1/16/2012 12:56:00 AM
You do know in that neighborhood there are a lot of illegal Polish citizens right? Just FYI.
SCC, are you jealous of our fun & gallivanting Northside ways?
Sleep tight in your Garcia Ridge raised range while we gyrate the night away!
Why DWP? was he wearing black socks and flip flops???? lol
That screams of DWP!
Driving While Polish
1/16/2012 01:58:00 AM
Hey nimrod, how dare you come up with such codswallop? Every Polish drunk I dealt with was very polite and well DRESSED.
BTW - if Arsenio Garcia truly sounds Polish to you then you are a nescient nitwit.
Lucky he was wearinf under panties and stockings.
Geez I heard an ugly rumor that the driver was McNut.... an validity to that?
You do know in that neighborhood there are a lot of illegal Polish citizens right? Just FYI.
1/16/2012 01:48:00 PM
You think he shortened his name from Garciaski?
You can wear out a pair of gym shoes in Edison Park before you really hit the shit but in Beverly/Mt. Greenwood you are a nine iron away from shit.
I would live north any day of the week before I lived at 111th and Western.
Shit happens when you party naked.
The man wasn't naked; he wore underwear and socks.
You do know in that neighborhood there are a lot of illegal Polish citizens right? Just FYI.
Illegal Polish "citizens" are illegal aliens.
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