Uh...What?
- Authorities say an Indiana man got so angry when he was arrested for stealing a car that he threatened to eat the police officers who arrested him, as well as their entire families and their dogs.
Really? Dude must be hard up for a meal:
- Paul Brock, 39, of Frankfort, Ind., was arrested at 10 p.m. on Friday of last week for after stealing a car from a Speedway gas station in Lafayette, Ind. The gas station manager said she had just unlocked the car and left it running so it would warm up by the end of her shift, WISH reported.
Police caught up with Brock and pulled him over in a Pay Less parking lot at Maple Point Drive and Indiana Route 38 in Lafayette, WISH reported. Before he was arrested, Brock kicked a police dog in the head twice, the station said.
Brock, who was drunk, was taken to an area hospital. Detectives tell WISH that once there, he said he would hunt down all the officers who arrested him and eat them, as well as their children, dogs, and entire families.
We suppose if he shows up at the house with a knife, fork, picnic basket and condiments, it'd be a justified shooting.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
21 Comments:
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
His real name is Hanibel Lector.
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!! I want my baby back, baby back........ Sorry couldn't resist
What is there to worry about, did he have teeth?
Sounds like a good script for a Zombie flick.
Can't really blame him. Have you seen the price of food lately?
Uh, has anyone checked the missing persons list in Frankfort?
C'mon now,"Eat" all the the police officers and their families?!
But, then again who would've thought that J-Fled could "SCREW" an entire department!?
Well, I would let him kill the wife but as soon as he looked at the dog he would be done
I'd love to stay and chat with you, but I'm having an old friend for dinner....
We suppose if he shows up at the house with a knife, fork, picnic basket and condiments, it'd be a justified shooting.
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SCC, you should be a comedy writer:)
I heard cops tast kind of bitter.
Damn, the Silence of the Lambs jokes just write themselves with this one. Did he mention being able to smell anything?
Was he saying it in a Mike Tyson voice?
Cop's are thick skinned and all bone & gristle, hard as nails too, some tasting of alcohol, others of hair gel.
Not very good eating, even with lots of mumbo sauce.
Command staff to soft & taste like bullshit.
I can see Ben & Jerrys and a regiment of hollywood celebrities rallying to his defence. "Free The Hungry Man!"
Dahmer? Is that you?
Do you like your chili? I call it Mr and Mrs Tenorman Chili.
"Brock, who was drunk..."
Now THERE's a stretch, lol.
Depending on the ethnicity, might be good eatin'.
promises promises.
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