Whoops, with a Good Ending
At least a partially good ending - no cops hurt, no weapons on the street:
- Police in northwest Indiana have recovered a squad car they say a handcuffed suspect stole during a traffic stop Monday.
It happened in the town of Kouts, in Porter County, Ind.
The Porter County Sheriff's squad car was found early Wednesday morning, along with guns that were inside, but the suspect remains on the loose.
He'll turn up, they always do.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
8 Comments:
"He'll turn up, they always do".
My money's on Momma's house at 0400 hours. Even a mother's love can be tested to the breaking point when the drunken fugitive son starts acting the fool and tears up the house.
When I was younger (and dumber) and still thought this shit was for real, my partner and I pinched many a wanted bad motherfucker at "Mama's House". Best days to grab 'Joe' wanted for that shooting or murder? Mother's Day, Mama's Birffday, Xmas and Thanksgiving.
The annual "Johnson Family Reunion" in any of the local parks (sans permit, of course) also yielded some big fish. Some folks even sent us in with plates of BBQ (complete with sides) to enjoy while we processed their kinfolk. Turns out even they knew when enough was enough.
Hopefully this clown goes quietly when caught. We don't need to start 2012 out on a bad note.
Indiana will ream this moron a new asshole when he gets caught. He is looking at some years in prison for his antics. All over a little dope in his car. How stupid.
What's really hysterical is he got on the police radio to ask where the cigarette lighter was and where he could find a handcuff key!!!! They must have locked up a comedian!
Sounds like the car did not have a cage in the back.
wow you were a real hero west side
I heard Andy was so upset over the potential mayhem this stoner could wreak in Hoosier Land he handed out TWO bullets to Barney from his shirt pocket.
I'll bet he was handcuffed in front. Only the stupid new breed police handcuff prisoners in front They say "He's not a bad guy" Then why is he under arrest, stupid!
Sounds like 210 p.m. is a jealous wannabe. Don't hate the fact that most people on the job are better officers than you'll ever be. You taking the time to throw the guy a shot says a lot about you, Mr. 210PM. This was old school policing 101. Too bad it's something you pups will never know because your sense of entitlement and self importance eclipses any ability you'll likely ever possess. I thought this job was capable of being salvaged when I retired 12 years ago, but I guess I was wrong. We used to joke about how the police could ruin good things, only who would've thought they'd actually ruin the job altogether.
- Retired and Glad
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