Look Who Turned Up
Indiana State Police say a man who stole a police car before wrecking it in a drainage ditch turned himself in about 10 p.m. Thursday.
William Blankenship III, 22, was wanted for stealing a police car after he was arrested on drug charges on Jan. 10 by a Kouts police officer.
The car was found submerged in a ditch in LaPorte County with three weapons still inside.
Low grade dope charges upgraded to major felonies. Good job idiot.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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William Francis Blankenship stole the car Tuesday from a local officer in the Porter County town of Kouts and then used the police radio to ask where to find the car's cigarette lighter — and a key to unlock himself, police said.
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"then used the police radio to ask where to find the car's cigarette lighter"
Now THAT'S Fuckin' Classic!!!!
Hats off to this trailer park hick!!
The third generation allways goes to shit.
This moron will do prison time in Indiana. In Crook County he would probably get a few months at County. Bye Bye.
Hey, this genius was the mailman for McNeal hospital, picking up all hospital mail from all McNeal affiliated offices. Hope he wasn't selling anyone's personal info
"then used the police radio to ask where to find the car's cigarette lighter"
Now THAT'S Fuckin' Classic!!!!
Dumb and Dumber, part 3
"The car was found submerged in a ditch in LaPorte County with three weapons still inside."
"Low grade dope charges upgraded to major felonies. Good job idiot."
Either he somehow grasped enough to realize that he could stop before he went completely over the precipice, or those guns were locked in good and he couldn't get at them.
Either way -- yeah, he'll do some time.
I am not surprised, Indiana is a big, empty land with many places for really sick people to go unnoticed. The police needs to check his house, he might already be eating people. sick people.
Justice will be swift and hard in the Hoosier state...God Bless them!
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