Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
You guys and girls are great....Keep up the good work
This is absolutely amazing.
i think i saw ye on my last firework/cigarette run to ol' indiana on my 1989 Chevrolet chariot
I just love me some Cop Humor...
Offer him a basket of corn? In this drought?On a somewhat serious note the price of corn on the commodity futures exchanges is soaring.Corn should be at least about six feet high by now. It's three feet and so dried out the leaves looks like pineapple instead.Just what will all the illegal immigrant migrant farm workers that have been granted sanctuary here do when there is nothing to harvest?The mid-west farm fields we hear are a disaster.
Too fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!!!
"wanted for ALL homicides"
Thats pretty funny
Those damn Pilgrims are at it again!
I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself SCC!
He be'et FRAMED!It naught sayeth anything about a Blunderbus...All these killin's never say hear any was done with a Blunderbus...
FunnyPlease get a better flat scanned copy to email around.I'll paste it into the C.O. Book.
What would John Wayne say about the pilgrim ? Any thoughts ?
You forgot the blunderbuss. That's how all of those homicides are committed. Evil guns in the hands of the evil white man are causing this spike in black on black crime.
How is he claiming shootings are down and aldermen are saying they are up?
can some give garry his own reality tv show..garrys world...
No matter what McCarthy does from now on, he'll never be able to escape his pilgrim gibberish. The video of him trying to wax philosophical about the cause of crime in the AA community is a classic. The "Braveheart" comments apparently went to his head after NATO and he believes he is not only a king but also a philospher! The aldercreatures and Rahm have had just about enough of Garry's police techniques and want to throw him under the bus. He will be gone before the Billiken parade.
why do we fund gangbanger why dont we tell them to get the fuck out of chicago..wake up and take back the city..no service for gang members. oh i forgot democrats need voters..
thats racial profiling mcmouth..is there a just cause on pilgrims..
Where's a picture of the white policeman responsible for the atrocities of the ghetto folk?
This is cop humor. I get it because I was a cop. McJersey doesn't get it because he was never a cop.
"Obadiah, hast thou been conducting genocide on the Sabbath again? Off to call back with thee!"
John Wayne 'sez " now stop that Pilgrim "!
Joe Friday and Jack Webb School Obama on Democracy!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9WaIaNDIU
When are the Pilgrim Buttons coming!Police officers I give you a lot of credit for dealing with the savages. Saw video of the savages at North avenue, very sad. It reminded me of the Hitchcock movie The Birds when they were attacking the family and the house. Disgusting!Your dignity is outstanding!Stay safe and God Bless the Chicago Blue.
That is awesome!!! Leave it to some copper to come up with something like this!
Very clever! Bill O'Reilly showed McCarthy's Pilgrimclip on his show last night. He called it "jibberish"
could someone post the % of shootings , sex offenses and domestic batteries by racethen send a copy to local news
Whoever is responsible for this... I love you.
Well there goes the keyboard.....
Lots of guys should start hanging those up all over Chicago. The clueless will scratch their heads (maybe even nod their heads), but those in the know will bust up.The media would be torn too.
this is why i love this blog! hilarious. thanks
O'Rielly factor showed the clip of the Supe talking about it. He was like really? You guys have a problem there. Just deal with it.
Hey! I saw this exact same guy at 4 a.m. as I stumbled out of the bar! Except he was on a purple unicorn. And my wife says I drink too much. Who's the fool now honey?!?!
Squad got a flash for a pilgrim male offender Jim Crow aka Bull Connor aka "The Man". He's wanted for pimp slapping Mary Mitchell and Fr. Pfleger with a turkey leg. Fled southbound in a Plymouth.
Fucking great! You made my day SSC.
Bill O'Reilly played the tape of McHack giving his "pilgrim" speach on his Fox News show Monday night. Now the whole world, or most of it, knows what we are dealing with here in socialist Illinois. Despicable and a laughing stock..Are you fed up? Then get rid of these socialists in November starting with oboma..and the rest of the hacks will fall. Fail to vote for Romney in November, and you won't get that chance to vote again IF dictator oboma wins in November..this socialist will go full throttle, eliminate the freedom to vote, destroy the Constitution, our freedom and liberty. OBOMA IS A socialist/marxist/communist/revolutionary/sharia law loving thug. Romney IS NOT any of the above.See you at the polls and pass it on.
Awesome Community Alert!
Knoweth thou the depth of constables rapier wit. It striketh true at the heart of fooles and lays bare their unbound doltishness. Let reveries as this forever marke the truth in their lies.
Damn, just spit my coffee through my nose!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!!!!!
Thanks I needed a good laugh
Duty weapon is a bell-muzzled haakbus, the matchlock blunderbuss firing rocks, fist-sized lead balls, whatever will fit down there.Wood screws, old coat hooks and doorknobs, knives, forks, and spoons. Gives the docs fits on the X-rays later.Stop Gun Violence.
Spell it with me now...C-A-V-A-L-R-YJust givin' 'ya some grief!HeadLice
please post a printable clean copy, so we may post them around the city
Where is the Community Alert for the White Police Officer? And who do you call if you see the White Police Officer? Another White Police Officer?
I am infuriated, you guys have taken this to far, I am so pissed I didnt come up with this idea, its hilarious. The only way to top this would be to give out a flash message describing a pilgrim.
eh, yes, cavalry would have been right, but as the pilgrims came to the new world with the intent of "building a new Jerusalem" and hastening the second coming of Christ, Calvary works too.Be fleixible in thy thought!
Anonymous said... Bill O'Reilly played the tape of McHack giving his "pilgrim" speach on his Fox News show Monday night. Now the whole world, or most of it, knows what we are dealing with here in socialist Illinois. Despicable and a laughing stock.. Are you fed up? Then get rid of these socialists in November starting with oboma..and the rest of the hacks will fall. Fail to vote for Romney in November, and you won't get that chance to vote again IF dictator oboma wins in November..this socialist will go full throttle, eliminate the freedom to vote, destroy the Constitution, our freedom and liberty. OBOMA IS A socialist/marxist/communist/revolutionary/sharia law loving thug. Romney IS NOT any of the above. See you at the polls and pass it on. 7/10/2012 11:09:00 AMI didn't vote for Obama before and I'm not voting for him now. I didn't vote for 9.5 either. If we're lucky, both will be in for one term.
ROFLMAO! Absolutely classic, SCC!I first read about the Pilgrim thing on a Philly site last week and I couldn't stop laughing.I really feel for you men & women at the CPD. I really have no clue how you all stay sane with the idiots in charge in the City of Chicago!Stay safe out there. You never know when the next Pilgrim will sneak up behind you!
Ahhhh...tis the dawn I sayeth. Behold thy morning sun riseth, be kind to thy own brothers and beware ye men of color for the pilgrims have claimed thyne rights.
Is that Romney's son or brother?
That's some funny shit right there.
Seriously, I looked on the Sun-Times and Trib websites for this Pilgrim crap and they must have pulled it because it makes McDufass look like a dufass.I want a good copy in print to send to HEADLINES on the TONIGHT SHOW with Jay Leno. Stuff like this is too good to not share with the world. Anyone know where to get one?
To 7/10 4:30pm...Luck has nothing to do with who wins the Presidential election...it's all in the vote. Exercise your freedom to cast your vote in November against oboma, and start the process of returning this country to the Constitution, liberty, freedom, prosperity..in short, everything soldiers of wars passed fought and died for, so that we may be free.
The Pilgrims screwed the Indians and now they are screwing the African American.
>>>See you at the polls and pass it on.7/10/2012 11:09:00 AMI didn't vote for Obama before and I'm not voting for him now. I didn't vote for 9.5 either. If we're lucky, both will be in for one term.7/10/2012 04:30:00 PM<<<But you did vote, right?OK, next time bring as many others with you as you can to vote.
The Pilgrims screwed the Indians and now they are screwing the African American. 7/10/2012 11:45:00 PM-Damn, those pilgrims sure have a long lifespan.
Re: 7/10/2012 07:36:00 PM McPilgrim
End Musket Violence....I wan't to grow up!
NAACP protest march coming soon- stop the hurtful stereotypes !That would be the National Association for the Advancement of Colonial Pilgrims.
Actually, it wasn't the Pilgrims who screwed the Indians, it was the Spanish and the mainstream English. The Pilgrims just wanted to be left alone.
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