Tuesday, July 10, 2012

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys and girls are great....Keep up the good work

7/10/2012 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is absolutely amazing.

7/10/2012 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome

7/10/2012 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i saw ye on my last firework/cigarette run to ol' indiana on my 1989 Chevrolet chariot

7/10/2012 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love me some Cop Humor...

7/10/2012 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Offer him a basket of corn? In this drought?

On a somewhat serious note the price of corn on the commodity futures exchanges is soaring.

Corn should be at least about six feet high by now. It's three feet and so dried out the leaves looks like pineapple instead.

Just what will all the illegal immigrant migrant farm workers that have been granted sanctuary here do when there is nothing to harvest?

The mid-west farm fields we hear are a disaster.

7/10/2012 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!!!

7/10/2012 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"wanted for ALL homicides"

7/10/2012 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats pretty funny

7/10/2012 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those damn Pilgrims are at it again!

7/10/2012 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself SCC!

7/10/2012 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He be'et FRAMED!

It naught sayeth anything about a Blunderbus...

All these killin's never say hear any was done with a Blunderbus...

7/10/2012 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny

Please get a better flat scanned copy to email around.

I'll paste it into the C.O. Book.

7/10/2012 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would John Wayne say about the pilgrim ? Any thoughts ?

7/10/2012 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the blunderbuss. That's how all of those homicides are committed. Evil guns in the hands of the evil white man are causing this spike in black on black crime.

7/10/2012 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is he claiming shootings are down and aldermen are saying they are up?

7/10/2012 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can some give garry his own reality tv show..garrys world...

7/10/2012 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matter what McCarthy does from now on, he'll never be able to escape his pilgrim gibberish. The video of him trying to wax philosophical about the cause of crime in the AA community is a classic. The "Braveheart" comments apparently went to his head after NATO and he believes he is not only a king but also a philospher! The aldercreatures and Rahm have had just about enough of Garry's police techniques and want to throw him under the bus. He will be gone before the Billiken parade.

7/10/2012 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do we fund gangbanger why dont we tell them to get the fuck out of chicago..wake up and take back the city..no service for gang members. oh i forgot democrats need voters..

7/10/2012 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats racial profiling mcmouth..is there a just cause on pilgrims..

7/10/2012 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's a picture of the white policeman responsible for the atrocities of the ghetto folk?

7/10/2012 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

priceless

7/10/2012 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is cop humor. I get it because I was a cop. McJersey doesn't get it because he was never a cop.

7/10/2012 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Obadiah, hast thou been conducting genocide on the Sabbath again? Off to call back with thee!"

7/10/2012 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Wayne 'sez " now stop that Pilgrim "!

7/10/2012 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Friday and Jack Webb School Obama on Democracy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9WaIaNDIU

7/10/2012 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are the Pilgrim Buttons coming!

Police officers I give you a lot of credit for dealing with the savages. Saw video of the savages at North avenue, very sad. It reminded me of the Hitchcock movie The Birds when they were attacking the family and the house. Disgusting!

Your dignity is outstanding!

Stay safe and God Bless the Chicago Blue.

7/10/2012 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous I Work 99 said...

Brilliant!

7/10/2012 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is awesome!!! Leave it to some copper to come up with something like this!

7/10/2012 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very clever! Bill O'Reilly showed McCarthy's Pilgrim
clip on his show last night. He called it "jibberish"

7/10/2012 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

could someone post the % of shootings , sex offenses and domestic batteries by race
then send a copy to local news

7/10/2012 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is responsible for this... I love you.

7/10/2012 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well there goes the keyboard.....

7/10/2012 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of guys should start hanging those up all over Chicago. The clueless will scratch their heads (maybe even nod their heads), but those in the know will bust up.

The media would be torn too.

7/10/2012 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is why i love this blog! hilarious. thanks

7/10/2012 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Rielly factor showed the clip of the Supe talking about it. He was like really? You guys have a problem there. Just deal with it.

7/10/2012 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! I saw this exact same guy at 4 a.m. as I stumbled out of the bar! Except he was on a purple unicorn. And my wife says I drink too much. Who's the fool now honey?!?!

7/10/2012 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad got a flash for a pilgrim male offender Jim Crow aka Bull Connor aka "The Man". He's wanted for pimp slapping Mary Mitchell and Fr. Pfleger with a turkey leg. Fled southbound in a Plymouth.

7/10/2012 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking great! You made my day SSC.

7/10/2012 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill O'Reilly played the tape of McHack giving his "pilgrim" speach on his Fox News show Monday night. Now the whole world, or most of it, knows what we are dealing with here in socialist Illinois. Despicable and a laughing stock..

Are you fed up? Then get rid of these socialists in November starting with oboma..and the rest of the hacks will fall. Fail to vote for Romney in November, and you won't get that chance to vote again IF dictator oboma wins in November..this socialist will go full throttle, eliminate the freedom to vote, destroy the Constitution, our freedom and liberty.

OBOMA IS A socialist/marxist/communist/revolutionary/sharia law loving thug.

Romney IS NOT any of the above.

See you at the polls and pass it on.

7/10/2012 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Yahoo Mush Mouse said...

Awesome Community Alert!

7/10/2012 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Myles Standish said...

Knoweth thou the depth of constables rapier wit. It striketh true at the heart of fooles and lays bare their unbound doltishness. Let reveries as this forever marke the truth in their lies.

7/10/2012 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, just spit my coffee through my nose!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!!!!!

7/10/2012 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks I needed a good laugh

7/10/2012 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duty weapon is a bell-muzzled haakbus, the matchlock blunderbuss firing rocks, fist-sized lead balls, whatever will fit down there.

Wood screws, old coat hooks and doorknobs, knives, forks, and spoons. Gives the docs fits on the X-rays later.

Stop Gun Violence.

7/10/2012 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous HeadLice said...

Spell it with me now...

C-A-V-A-L-R-Y

Just givin' 'ya some grief!

HeadLice

7/10/2012 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please post a printable clean copy, so we may post them around the city

7/10/2012 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the Community Alert for the White Police Officer? And who do you call if you see the White Police Officer? Another White Police Officer?

7/10/2012 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am infuriated, you guys have taken this to far, I am so pissed I didnt come up with this idea, its hilarious. The only way to top this would be to give out a flash message describing a pilgrim.

7/10/2012 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, yes, cavalry would have been right, but as the pilgrims came to the new world with the intent of "building a new Jerusalem" and hastening the second coming of Christ, Calvary works too.

Be fleixible in thy thought!

7/10/2012 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Bill O'Reilly played the tape of McHack giving his "pilgrim" speach on his Fox News show Monday night. Now the whole world, or most of it, knows what we are dealing with here in socialist Illinois. Despicable and a laughing stock..

Are you fed up? Then get rid of these socialists in November starting with oboma..and the rest of the hacks will fall. Fail to vote for Romney in November, and you won't get that chance to vote again IF dictator oboma wins in November..this socialist will go full throttle, eliminate the freedom to vote, destroy the Constitution, our freedom and liberty.

OBOMA IS A socialist/marxist/communist/revolutionary/sharia law loving thug.

Romney IS NOT any of the above.

See you at the polls and pass it on.

7/10/2012 11:09:00 AM

I didn't vote for Obama before and I'm not voting for him now. I didn't vote for 9.5 either. If we're lucky, both will be in for one term.

7/10/2012 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

ROFLMAO! Absolutely classic, SCC!

I first read about the Pilgrim thing on a Philly site last week and I couldn't stop laughing.

I really feel for you men & women at the CPD. I really have no clue how you all stay sane with the idiots in charge in the City of Chicago!

Stay safe out there. You never know when the next Pilgrim will sneak up behind you!

7/10/2012 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh...tis the dawn I sayeth. Behold thy morning sun riseth, be kind to thy own brothers and beware ye men of color for the pilgrims have claimed thyne rights.

7/10/2012 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Romney's son or brother?

7/10/2012 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's some funny shit right there.

7/10/2012 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, I looked on the Sun-Times and Trib websites for this Pilgrim crap and they must have pulled it because it makes McDufass look like a dufass.

I want a good copy in print to send to HEADLINES on the TONIGHT SHOW with Jay Leno. Stuff like this is too good to not share with the world. Anyone know where to get one?

7/10/2012 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 7/10 4:30pm...

Luck has nothing to do with who wins the Presidential election...it's all in the vote.
Exercise your freedom to cast your vote in November against oboma, and start the process of returning this country to the Constitution, liberty, freedom, prosperity..in short, everything soldiers of wars passed fought and died for, so that we may be free.

7/10/2012 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Pilgrims screwed the Indians and now they are screwing the African American.

7/10/2012 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>See you at the polls and pass it on.

7/10/2012 11:09:00 AM

I didn't vote for Obama before and I'm not voting for him now. I didn't vote for 9.5 either. If we're lucky, both will be in for one term.

7/10/2012 04:30:00 PM<<<

But you did vote, right?

OK, next time bring as many others with you as you can to vote.

7/11/2012 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Pilgrims screwed the Indians and now they are screwing the African American.

7/10/2012 11:45:00 PM
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Damn, those pilgrims sure have a long lifespan.

7/11/2012 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside Outside "Do Something" said...

Hill-airy-uss!!!!

7/11/2012 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous nooone90210 said...

Re: 7/10/2012 07:36:00 PM

McPilgrim

7/11/2012 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End Musket Violence....I wan't to grow up!

7/11/2012 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NAACP protest march coming soon- stop the hurtful stereotypes !

That would be the National Association for the Advancement of Colonial Pilgrims.

7/11/2012 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, it wasn't the Pilgrims who screwed the Indians, it was the Spanish and the mainstream English. The Pilgrims just wanted to be left alone.

7/13/2012 09:43:00 AM  

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