Saturday, August 04, 2012

Safety Equipment

This new Cannabis Order is a difficult read. Difficult in that it doesn't seem to do anything except discourage weed arrests. Officers are supposed to "guess-timate" the weight of the Cannabis, one person says by comparing it to the weight of 3 nickels. Now comes this word:
  • Read the MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet) for the Duquenois-Levine Reagent 908 Cannabis Testing Kits

    Is the Department going to provide the LEGALLY REQUIRED PPE and Exposre Controls including

    chemical goggles or safety glasses with side shield splash protection, impervious neoprene or nitrile gloves. Further, an eye wash fountain and safety shower should be readily available to those using the test.

    According to the federally mandated MSDS potential Health Effects Include severe corneal burns, irritation and or severe chemical burns by direct contact with the skin.

    Will any of the Unions hold the City and Department accountable and protect their membership.

Is all the testing done at the desk, exposing Officers to these chemicals and resultant by-products? And if the "testing officer" spills anything at the desk, is it a Haz-Mat situation? We'd suggest using the now empty Watch Commander's Office, but too many lieutenants are disregarding the General Order that says they're supposed to be sitting at the Front Desk.

In any event, if you are one of the "testing Officers," you are doing the work of a technician, processing evidence and filing a report concerning the same - that sounds like D-2 pay to us.

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147 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was suggested by a guy wearing two bars that the best way is to find " aggravated circumstance" and arrest the idiot. If i'm doing all this bs according to the order, arrest seems so simple compared to all this crap for anov.

8/04/2012 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole weed thing wasnt about freeing up officers, its about eliminating overtime and court appearences.

8/04/2012 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS EASIER JUST MAKING THE ARREST!answer is,anov and a copy of anov attached to property bag into bin!no need for a case too!DONT THINK TOO MUCH!

8/04/2012 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Nutria One said...

Take a sniff of the dope safe in 015!
You'll hit IOD for 12 and piss hot for next three years.

Grass my ass, that shit is dipped in toxic waste not to mention it been up a few assessing and other cheeks.


HAZMAT IS HAZMAT

Strange no one get glocomma on this job?

8/04/2012 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone at FOP give a shit? Likely not.

Not when you have tits and ass to comment on, settlements to hand out like candy and golf outings to plan.

Maybe they can file a safety grievance if they can be bothered.

8/04/2012 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) rahm again with corruption?

http://washingtonexaminer.com/rahm-emanuel-refers-solyndra-questions-to-wh-lawyer/article/2503969

8/04/2012 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till you go through the online training, what a joke! I foresee the number of ANOVs being written at slim to none. I'd like to see the collection of eggheads that sat around 35th street as they came up with this crap. How on earth does this process keep Officers on the street?!

8/04/2012 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look this is a dum idea to begin with. But a lot of you other jurisdictions use field test kits before they even leave the scene of the arrest. So unless youre a goof and pour it all over your face these things are harmless. Learn how to articulate a aggravating factor and you can just keep locking people up for it.

8/04/2012 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, did the Dept. not think this all the way through and just implement it????!!!! God, that NEVER happens! McCarthy and Co. have to be some of the dumbest mother f&@kers ever assembled.

8/04/2012 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, did the Dept. not think this all the way through and just implement it????!!!! God, that NEVER happens! McCarthy and Co. have to be some of the dumbest mother f&@kers ever assembled. Then again, how many inept, meritorious morons are part of the command structure. Hey Alfonse...how many donuts are equal to 15grams, 'cuz you know, that's what I have knowledge of... Dunkin Donuts and 7-11.

8/04/2012 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all this is is to discourage you from locking someone up for weed. this job has turned into a fucking disgrace.

8/04/2012 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea, what if its drenched or laced with PCP as it often is..

8/04/2012 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the tac guys are losing a good cb number with this bullshit--- how else are you supposed to get numbers if you can't get these shitheads with a little weed--- look out, you might have to go back to the watch and work an 8.5 hour day-- no more sneaking out the back door with your bullshit pinches....

8/04/2012 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you test weed that is laced with pcp--- very common and known as green stick, you touch the shit and it is ingested into your body--- last year over 280,000 people attended lollapaloozza and not one marijuana pinch was made---

8/04/2012 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to Billy Kushner!

Looks like a big mouth, with a bad past in SOS, spoke way too soon.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/des_plaines/chi-des-plaines-appoints-new-police-chief-20120803,0,6918446.story

8/04/2012 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pot ticketing law takes effect Lollapalooza weekend

Interesting timing by Rahm. His brother, Ariel, has majority ownership of Loolapalooza.

8/04/2012 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three to five strands of the tobacco...any more and you will have a problem.

8/04/2012 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there like a bargaining organization we can appeal too or a safty and standards organazation which should have been consulted duh duh and duhhhhhh.

8/04/2012 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic but Interesting:

Rahm gave the largest endorsement to Chick-Fil-A in the USA. This was posted by a Chick-Fil-A executive in Atlanta,Ga.

-----------------------------------

OK. Drum roll, please. The city that had the CFA restaurant with the most sales on CFA Appreciation Day yesterday is one of the six CFA restaurants in Chicago/Chicago Land. I am not allowed to say which one, but trust me, it's true. Isn't it ironic that the mayor and alderman of Chicago were the ones that refused CFA a building license, but their citizens are some of the biggest supporters of CFA?

8/04/2012 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is this program all about?

I finished the "training" today and I don't see how this is saving any time for the arresting officer.

I thought the whole point was to keep cops on the street instead of putting them out of service for a weed pinch?

The only one who seems to be "saving" time is the one who had the weed!

Such bullshit!

8/04/2012 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will not free up any man hours. Coppers will be down just as long on the entire process from start to finish as they would with a physical arrest. Just about everyone is saying they will just give the pot heads a break if it's not a physical arrest. Typical CPD dumbness. Guessing weight and using test kits for an ANOV? Come on now. Very silly!

8/04/2012 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Find nearest sewer and discard.

Anov my @ss!

8/04/2012 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per OSHA standards, a decontamination shower must be available. This type of shower, per EPA guidelines, must have a separate drain as not to contaminate any other water with the types of chemicals used.

8/04/2012 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to field test drugs in the "burbs" most of the test kits use stong acids in the plastic poaches. This test is no subsitute for a real lab test. The city does not want to pay for this, I bet. Do not get the fluid from the ampulets in your eyes. We wore gloves and glasses. The station had a mobile eye washing station (ie Giant Jugs of Saline Solution). See the crime lab will not test anything without a case report, hence, why you have to include a case report with every inventory of drugs and guns.

8/04/2012 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Immediate Safety Grievance

8/04/2012 04:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- hear the racist 50 cent energy shot radio ad? If you drink his shot, you won't sound like a wimpy white guy no more. Use don't sound like a (fill in any blank) black guy, and there would be boycotts, marches, media blitzes. It's not racist if its against whites.

8/04/2012 04:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shields is too busy eating steak dinners on our dime, driving our Escalade and setting up security contracts for his company on our time.


Time for Change!

8/04/2012 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's how you handle weed arrests.

Grind it into the dirt, hand them your card, tell them they owe you one.

Anyone asshole riding hard on weed arrests is a jag and has no idea how to do this job.

8/04/2012 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you think that they want to discourage weed arrests? What voting block on the South and West side thinks it's a birth right to drive around with weed in the car? Yes, that's right. Now you're getting it, kid.

If pedophiles ever gain political influence, you'll see the politicians in hot tubs with little kids. They are pure scum.

8/04/2012 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A safety shower? Does that mean that if several officers are doing the test at about the same time, all of those officers shower together?...and, is there a potential problem if one drops the soap? This could be a big boost for morale and teamwork, and foster new friendships....

8/04/2012 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously? I mean, seriously? The whole plan reminds me of buying a product that says " easy to put together! " .....after three hours you are completely frustrated and glad it's over. The three hours is probably how long you'll be off the street anyway. I seem to think that the people who make these orders up actually hate cops and want them off the streets as much as possible. Seriously.

8/04/2012 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict a lot of rats testing positive for weed after ingesting all that will be going down the sewer.

8/04/2012 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous AND IN OTHER NEWS... said...

U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. ‘Completely Debilitated By Depression,’ Wife Says

http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/14218706-452/us-rep-jesse-jackson-jr-completely-debilitated-by-depression-wife-says.html#.UB0EopbCp7Y.twitter

8/04/2012 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why inventory,,,, FIRE UP !!!!!!!!

8/04/2012 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congrats to Billy Kushner!

Looks like a big mouth, with a bad past in SOS, spoke way too soon.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/des_plaines/chi-des-plaines-appoints-new-police-chief-20120803,0,6918446.story

8/04/2012 02:04:00 AM

LOL

I thought the exact same thing about M.T. and his premature gloating before his retirement.

8/04/2012 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toss the shit in a sewer and be done with it.

8/04/2012 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This whole weed thing wasnt about freeing up officers, its about eliminating overtime and court appearences.

8/04/2012 12:15:00 AM


For me it is never again having to do any type of
enforcement regarding weed whatsoever. No court? No OT? Guess what, no arrests or tickets either. No ANOVS, no fucking nothing. Fuck the genius's that come up with this shit. The increase in my activity has most definitely decreased. To near zero. More for you hard charging ANOV writers out there.

8/04/2012 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Shields is too busy eating steak dinners on our dime, driving our Escalade and setting up security contracts for his company on our time.


Time for Change!

8/04/2012 04:15:00 AM


Dear Anonymous Shields Basher.

You are full of shit and you don't have the balls to sign your name.

PO JM

8/04/2012 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You realize that cops all over the place use those tests every day right? People on here bitch about everything, and want more money, but then complain when they get treated like adults and asked to do their own test which takes about 3 minutes.

8/04/2012 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does anyone at FOP give a shit? Likely not.

Not when you have tits and ass to comment on, settlements to hand out like candy and golf outings to plan.

Maybe they can file a safety grievance if they can be bothered.

8/04/2012 12:28:00 AM


Anyone can file a safety grievance. Especially the member who is affected. Unfortunately the instructions on how to do this are hidden away from view in a secret location. Your FOP Book. Look in it sometime. However, a safety grievance, even if sustained, has no teeth, not binding on the City.

Best to call OSHA or EPA. The Feds have power. An FOP safety grievance does not.

Raw gasoline used to leak into the basement of Area 1. No one did anything, eventually the tank and pipes were repaired and/or replaced. And the toxic soil in the Superfund site underneath Area 1? All still there.

8/04/2012 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Immediate Safety Grievance

8/04/2012 04:14:00 AM


Oh no, not that!

You might as well write your complaint in magic marker on the shithouse wall for all the good it will do.

8/04/2012 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed arrests are nonsense, along with those one-rock arrests. They always throw them out in court. A waste of taxpayer dollars.

8/04/2012 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It was suggested by a guy wearing two bars that the best way is to find " aggravated circumstance" and arrest the idiot. If i'm doing all this bs according to the order, arrest seems so simple compared to all this crap for anov.

8/04/2012 12:13:00 AM


Like what they did with curfews, made it complex so that people would stop doing them. Now that was a success. Of course back in the day, the Sgt would hand us a few curfew slips at roll call and tell us not to check off without them filled in.

So out of roll call we went to the coffee place with a newspaper and filled them in. Got the names from public notices in the papers. Sometimes we would use movie names. Sgt was happy because the Captain was happy. Didn't mean anything. And I would study my Welding for Dummies book in peace. General orders we used to soak up spills but they weren't much good for that either.

8/04/2012 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless it is over a half pound I ain't doing more than dumping it in the dirt and asking them if they want the ANOV or a smack on the back of their head... Let them choose.

8/04/2012 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? Now you don't want to handle weed? What have you been doing all these years? Give me a break already. This is getting pathetic.

8/04/2012 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IOD IOD!! also please contact a good attorney to sue the crap out of the dept and the mayor! Boo Boo does it, so can you. WISE UP GUYS screw em every chance you can as they stick it in your a$$ every chance they can.

8/04/2012 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK boys and girls get rady for another exciting episode of BABY MOMMA DRAMA this weekend featuring BOO as the slain dope-slingin banger who axed What Up and was kilt and also featuring Pookie, the grieving momma of Boo, demanding to know why tha mothafuckin Poleeses did this to her baby who was just startin to turn his lire round. Boo only 17 and b the father of 4 chidrens. AW LAWDY helps me.

8/04/2012 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its all about the money. you write anov court will put fine plus court cost instead of throwing case out the old way

8/04/2012 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Here's how you handle weed arrests.

"Grind it into the dirt, hand them your card, tell them they owe you one.

"Anyone asshole riding hard on weed arrests is a jag and has no idea how to do this job."

--8/04/2012 04:30:00 AM


It's you again.

8/04/2012 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pot ticketing law takes effect Lollapalooza weekend

"Interesting timing by Rahm. His brother, Ariel, has majority ownership of Loolapalooza."

--8/04/2012 02:09:00 AM

Stays in Hollywood and keeps his mouth shut for the whole thing, some other character is used as the front man of wonderfulness for the cameras.

EmanuelFamilyEnrichmentFestOoza.

Ka-ching!

Ka-ching!

Ka-ching!

8/04/2012 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

* * * BUSTOUT OF THE MONTH * * *

Heard on a news report about west side gang arrests --

"They be standin' out here waitin' to buy drugs like they was in a food line!"

*

Limited "fund of information" from which to draw analogies, you see.

How many generations of this now?

8/04/2012 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh -- this is what happens when you take shit directly off the street and put it behind a pharmacy counter as an "aide" instead of employing a highly educated, competent R.Ph.

Qualifications in Illinois? 18 years old and a GED. 16 with babymama's signature.

Ask one of these to read you the doctor's instructions three times in a row, and it comes back different each time. It's terrifying.

Some brainless thing back there with forks and stuff tattooed all over her arms [99% female, the men from these groups are infantile, explosive-tempered, and largely unemployable even as janitorial help], no name tag of any kind, and she has all of your personal information. From what I have experienced, Target employs some of the worst.

Here, the inevitable result.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/round_lake/chi-pharmacy-tech-faces-drug-charges-over-more-than-2300-pills-20120803,0,7257108.story

If ANYONE should be drug tested today, it's these crews.

At the very least, file a complaint with the State Board Of Professional Regulation if you or your loved ones are being abused and put in jeopardy by inferior beings such as the visibly dull-witted, heavily armed pothead animal pictured in the news story.

http://www.idfpr.com/

8/04/2012 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D2 pay? Are you serious? You really need to reread that part of the contract.

8/04/2012 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And why does the order specifically state that you will not weigh the cannabis? what is that about? i have my own scale for weighing narcotics so it does not make sense that the order says not to weigh the stuff.

Also, some people forget that 10 grams of weed is a felony if the person has a prior conviction for any amount of cannabis. does this order say to give ANOV to a felony offense? (10-30 grams is a class 4 felony with a prior weed conviction)

8/04/2012 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some tact guys, who couldn't catch a cold in a restaurant freezer, will definitely be looking for the aggravating factor. . . . after all as one tact guy (=clouted patrolman) said, "a bag of weed a day keeps the beat car away."

8/04/2012 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You knew if the current Regime came up with it, that it would be fucked up. CPD=Commie-Controlled and FUBAR.
Wait till some little kid gets killed by one of these Pot-Heads jacked up on reefer laced with PCP. Just wait, and watch the Lawsuit the TAXPAYERS WILL have to pay out, due to CPD mismanagement, negligence, and incompetence. But the Chicago Democommiecrats don't care, to them it's just another way to Re-Distribute YOUR Wealth, not theirs. Hey, as long as all the Doper Obama Voters at Loonapalooza can Choom out, then go drive away on Lake Shore Drive, why would Mayor Rahmmie the Commie care? After all, it's for the Chillll-dren...... So what if CPD Officers are sued and left holdin the bag for punitive damages? They're just worker-bee peasants, not rich, elite Politicians.
Gotta J-Fled now, time for a great Chik-Fil-A lunch in the burbs, away from obamaland. Stay safe Troops, dont do shit to jam yourselves, and tread water till the November Election.. BIG Change is coming, and America under ROMNEY will again embrace it's Police and Military.

8/04/2012 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you get shot, the city will not acknowledge your IOD.
Don’t risk getting hurt.

When you are videotaped on a stop, your conduct must be perfect or you will be suspended or fired.
Don’t risk your paycheck.

When you confront a citizen you risk jail.

Why are taking these risks, what’s in it for you?

8/04/2012 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make the arrest, have Canine sniff the arrestees vehicle, and use sound judgement. Dont listen to the CPD Sock Puppet, buy a Rank Bosses. Follow all State and Federal Law pertaining to your situation. Following phoney City of Chicago/ CPD Unconstitutional Ordinances will get you indicted.

8/04/2012 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic:

Congratulations to retiring Special Agent in Charge-Chicago Office-Robert Grant who is retiring to lead Walt Disney's Global Intelligence and International Security Group. I feel safer already! It was the combination of the FBI's bureaucratic bumbling and hubris that practically rolled out a red carpet for which the 9/11 hijackers boarded our planes and murdered our citizens. But you sure nailed Bill Cozzi, tough guy. I'd be safer crossing the Caribbean on a wooden pallet than boarding the Magic or Wonder with Grant in charge.

8/04/2012 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mention of Eugene Mullins Fed arrest?

8/04/2012 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News report -- one stabbing last night, 13 arrests at Lollaetc., 38 tickets issued, some for marijuana possession.

Mayor says this is a "Welcome City" for s__theads, but some police feel different.

Which is good.

8/04/2012 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.
Every time you get out of your squad card you risk:
Physical injury,
Suspension or termination,
Jail.

Yeah, I knew that when I took the job.

It is different now.

Before J-Fled and McLiar you had to outrageously cross the line.
Now the city routinely denies IOD claims.
Any minor infraction will get you suspended, fired or jail.
We all know the incidents.

Look at our “Bosses.”
Can anyone name an Exempt who will back you when you made a minor mistake?
What Exempt will back you when you are right, but the politically correct want to make you an example?
Will any Exempt risk their rank for you?

Consider your obligations: spouse, children, parents, ect.
Why risk your health or life?
Why risk your income?
Why risk your freedom?

Keep on working;
I’ll buy a ticket to your fundraiser.

8/04/2012 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just another form of taxing a vice

8/04/2012 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem with this is it was put together by politicians and inside hacks who have no idea what police work consist of and how to process an arrest. This whole process is going to take much longer than a weed pinch would, and good luck finding those test kits in a month. We can't even get a simple property bag in the districts!

8/04/2012 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt's at the front desk
who are you kidding
f mccarthy , we sit where the f we want to , we're not desk sgt's

8/04/2012 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Does anyone know where to get the slip opinion of No. 10-1487: Kathleen Paine v. Richard Cason, et. al.(7th Circuit)? (The matter concerning the woman who was tossed from the building.)

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Yes. Go to: http://www.iapa-il.org/news/HM10PB85.pdf

8/04/2012 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a hazard!!! Our union needs to step up and protect us. Grievance

8/04/2012 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take your time , that's the plan to discourage CPD from locking up gang bangers for small amounts of marijuana . Do your job , get these mf's into the system .

8/04/2012 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TWO STABBED IN WILD MELEE AT LA SALLE AND ONTARIO -- ONE DIES

12:09 p.m. CDT, August 4, 2012

"A man was stabbed to death on LaSalle Street in the River North neighborhood just before 4 a.m. Saturday...

"He was attacked by a group of people after exchanging words with them at a nearby BP gas station at the corner of Ontario Street and LaSalle Boulevard...

"He and another man were stabbed at about 3:45 a.m. in the 600 block of North LaSalle Boulevard..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-river-north-homicide-20120804,0,1439619.story

8/04/2012 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger CJN said...

Never going to use the MCC. Still going to use the ILCS. I have to go in the the station to inventory, I might as well bring the offender in too.

8/04/2012 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: http://video.foxnews.com/v/1766423939001/gutfeld-rahm-emanuel-chickens-out/?playlist_id=87485&intcmp=obnetwork

8/04/2012 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...yea, what if its drenched or laced with PCP as it often is..."

--8/04/2012 01:47:00 AM


Heroin moving out as far as Hinsdale, too. Get 'em smoking it, that's the easy way.

You wonder why the suburban chiefs banded together.

Thank you, Mayor Richard M. Daley, for kicking over the anthill, tearing down those projects on your way out the door.

Nobody listened to the people. They LIKED it there. LEAVE it.
"We come up fo'ty yearn in dis buildin'. We got rights."

But no.

Bastard is still laughing.

8/04/2012 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if we don't have three nickles are we suppose to run around looking for change? The streetwise guy had a dime and five pennies to loan me can we use that? It's still fifteen cents so it should work right?

8/04/2012 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OT- hear the racist 50 cent energy shot radio ad? If you drink his shot, you won't sound like a wimpy white guy no more. Use don't sound like a (fill in any blank) black guy, and there would be boycotts, marches, media blitzes. It's not racist if its against whites.

8/04/2012 04:14:00 AM

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Why hasn't the mayor checked in on this to report the company and have the aldermen pull their licenses for not representing the Sanctuary Cities "family values".

Get on it mayor!

8/04/2012 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"how do you test weed that is laced with pcp--- very common and known as green stick, you touch the shit and it is ingested into your body---"

--8/04/2012 01:58:00 AM


It be "leaf."

Mess you up.

One comes FLYING on a bicycle like Satan was after him with a blowtorch. Death grip, leaning over those bars, eyes all bugged out. "I'M FUCKED UP! I'M FUCKED UP!" at the top of his lungs. Whizzz! and he's gone like a lightning bolt.

I'm listening for the crash, but nothing.

Don't wonder about some of these wild-ass people you encounter -- it is like TaserProofing.

8/04/2012 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can something be done about safety issues regarding this process?

8/04/2012 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Off Topic but Interesting:

Rahm gave the largest endorsement to Chick-Fil-A in the USA. This was posted by a Chick-Fil-A executive in Atlanta,Ga.

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OK. Drum roll, please. The city that had the CFA restaurant with the most sales on CFA Appreciation Day yesterday is one of the six CFA restaurants in Chicago/Chicago Land. I am not allowed to say which one, but trust me, it's true. Isn't it ironic that the mayor and alderman of Chicago were the ones that refused CFA a building license, but their citizens are some of the biggest supporters of CFA?

8/04/2012 02:32:00 AM

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One of the CFA protests had a live video stream up the other day. It was funny as hell.

The CFA manager comes out with free drinks for all the protestors and they all just about fell over each other to grab one.

Then they are standing there with the CFA logo cups in one hand and a protest sign in the other and one says. "Hey everyone we need to hide these cups behind our signs" hahaha..

A few minutes later another says where we going to eat I'm hungry..#FAIL#

Rahm is to CFA as Obama is to gun sales obviously.

8/04/2012 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT --

Bringing the hammer down. Amazing. The whole south and west sides live like this all the time and not much happens.

2 Deerfield teens charged in Highland Park home invasion

11:48 a.m. CDT, August 3, 2012

"Two Deerfield teens have each been charged with three felonies in what Highland Park police allege was a home invasion on Thursday...

"Joseph J. Mahoney, 17, of the 500 block of Cumnor Court, and Joshua S. Norris, also 17, of the 100 block of Windsor Court, have been charged as adults in connection with the home invasion that happened at about 7:20 a.m. in the 3000 block of Parkside Drive, Highland Park...

"The teens have been charged with one count each of felony home invasion, felony residential burglary and felony possession of a stolen firearm...

"Highland Park police said someone entered the home through a downstairs window, and fled soon after being confronted by a resident. No one was injured...

"...a long gun was found lying along the road in the 1500 block of Half Day Road..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/highland_park_highwood/chi-deerfield-teens-charged-in-highland-park-home-invasion-20120803,0,3806031.story

8/04/2012 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Values River North/Loop "Safe" Areas...

"Argument leads to man's stabbing death in River North"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-river-north-homicide-20120804,0,1439619.story

"Man scalping tickets stabbed downtown near Lollapalooza"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-stabbed-downtown-near-lollapalooza-20120803,0,6759147.story

8/04/2012 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was I just saying about suburban chiefs getting pissed off?

Riverside police: Pot sold across street from station

2:12 p.m. CDT, August 4, 2012

"Riverside authorities didn't have to go very far to investigate marijuana sales in their town -- they watched as a 17-year-old sold drugs to other juveniles across the street from the police station...

"The investigation by members of the West Suburban Enhanced Drug/Gang Enforcement group began in July and culminated in the arrest..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-riverside-police-pot-sold-across-street-from-station-20120804,0,5906437.story

8/04/2012 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/04/2012 04:30:00 AM

Okay......so how many open intox's did you seize and dispose of instead of writing the 150.00 ANOV during LaLa?

Or does Revenue need to get certified for that as well and remove more abilities from the CPD?

8/04/2012 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably pisses off lil TAC boys so they cant get a quick CB on Boo with a joint and then skate out door 4 hrs early. Look at 022 testicle team. Testicle Officers Mike SW. and Jack Do- both gone used to see what customer was late bringing a rented car back to AVIS or HERTZ then lock them up for PSMV NO SHIT! Case would be shitcanned at Prelim. and they got their Pt.1 and 3 hrs Ct. time for being there 10 mins and tellin ASA this is really bullshit just find no probable cause. I'm gone have to go drinkin. What a fuckin scam that was right Mike. Get rid of the 70's hairdo packer backer. Idiot.Still protecting bars and closing them up

8/04/2012 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This jackass administration thinks NOTHING through, before implementation. We've become a real second rate joke of a department.

8/04/2012 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONTRACT NEWS:

UNIT REPS meeting 08Aug2012 1100am mandatory. CONTRACT

a 3% Increase in pension
b. Heath Insurance 53 years old if over twenty on job.
c. change multiply from 2.5% to 1.75 for accrue on pension. People with under 20 years
d. no holiday pay (only if you work)
e. uniform commissary
f. GLOCKS FOR ALL city to provide 500 one stipend
g. sell 100 hours at year
h. loss of 2 personal days
I. looking into a 12 hours work day 3/3,3/3,3/4,3/4,3/4,3/3
j. 5 year contract
k. 2.5% wage increase for fist 1.5 years
l. 3.0% YEAR

8/04/2012 03:50:00 PM  
Blogger Cuinjl50 said...

For all you morons out there if you are stupid enough to touch weed that is laced with pcp. Then you shouldn't be on this job. There is no reason to be testing why because you are going to charge them with a felony you dumbasses. And another thing if you actually had knowledge of how strong the odor of pcp then you wouldn't be posting such stupid comments.

8/04/2012 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OK boys and girls get ready for another exciting episode of BABY MOMMA DRAMA this weekend featuring BOO as the slain dope-slingin banger who axed What Up and was kilt..."

--8/04/2012 09:51:00 AM


"I HEARD the shot! I HEARD the shot! I HEARD the shot!"

--alleged witness, as crazy as anyone else on that street.

Not talking to police exactly, but sort of to the landscape in general.

Does that count?

8/04/2012 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Shields is too busy eating steak dinners on our dime, driving our Escalade and setting up security contracts for his company on our time.


Time for Change!

8/04/2012 04:15:00 AM


Dear Anonymous Shields Basher.

You are full of shit and you don't have the balls to sign your name.

PO JM

8/04/2012 07:50:00 AM

Hahahahaha

Just one question JM- do you spit or swallow?

8/04/2012 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Take a sniff of the dope safe in 015! You'll hit IOD for 12 and piss hot for next three years."

--8/04/2012 12:23:00 AM


Charge admission to tour groups, money to be used for Anti-Violence Initiatives and "mentoring programs."

Includes a CeaseFire T-shirt to wad up and hold over your nose and mouth for protection.

8/04/2012 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah wah wah............................

8/04/2012 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are headed towards legalization and in the mean time we will generate revenue for the city and until it becomes legal lets fill the pockets of this cities politician including Mayor Rahm Emanuel! While the city needs the cooperation of the police this is our collective strong point because without our participation in this another money making scheme this city will need to reward us in our future contracts and get our hearts involved in the participation of this monetary gain.So go out there and write those anovs and show this city how valuable we are and when our contract sucks stop participating!

8/04/2012 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too used them in the suburbs. Don't make that big a deal out of this. We'll come out sounding like cry babies. This stuff is used all over the country.

That said, I'll be damned if I make a weed pinch or do any other proactive police work while IPRA is stripping officers on nearly decade old beefs.

8/04/2012 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hear the racist 50 cent energy shot radio ad? If you drink his shot, you won't sound like a wimpy white guy no more."

--8/04/2012 04:14:00 AM


Yeah, buy the package, let your pants down low (this stuff is at least twenty-five years old by now but they don't know what to do next), pick up that thug style and you will end up like these two.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/highland_park_highwood/chi-deerfield-teens-charged-in-highland-park-home-invasion-20120803,0,3806031.story

Even Mommy and Daddy's lawyers are gonna have a rough time with this one. At least, you would think so.

What happened to that Park Ridge football hero, the one who drove into Chicago shooting people with a high-power pellet rifle? Some victims were still carrying lead near their hearts the last I heard. Fuckwad's dad was a big car dealer or something, you never heard any more about it.

Then there was the one whose dad was high up in security at Swedish Covenant hospital. Got a summer job painting there, brought an air gun to work, sweet old lady gardening in her yard next to the hospital and he shot her about 17 times for sport. Hello? Hello?

Was it in Deerfield, that rich couple hosting the big teen drinking parties? Defense was that their mansion was so big they had no idea what was going on at the other end. I think they got off too.

Etc.

Just as bad at the other end where you got knucklepops with 100 arrests and they're still caught in the revolving door...

>image -- Statue of "Justice"<

8/04/2012 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC Breaking News:
By ...Tribune reporters
2:47 p.m. CDT, August 4, 2012

A judge today denied bail for a 23-year-old Cicero man charged with 14 felonies related to a string of attempted criminal sexual assaults and robberies on the West and Northwest sides.

Vidal Rainey didn't say anything but wiped his brow and bowed his head while the charges were read before Cook County Criminal Court Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr., who denied bail.

"Everyone in Chicago will sleep better tonight,'' Bourgeois said, shortly before issuing the no bail order.

"You're a dangerous individual,'' the judge told Rainey, who was clad in gray sweatpants and a gray sweatshirt. "Police did a good job.''

8/04/2012 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Rahm...if this "World Class City" doesn't have manpower safely conduct the Lollapalooza concert thanks goodness this "shamed" City didn't get the Olympics. How ironic your brother had financial interest in this event along with the timing of the NEW cannabis ordinance. Weed is legal folks...are these "CHICAGO VALUES"?

8/04/2012 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New to U.S., man fatally stabbed in River North

SUN-TIME MEDIA August 4, 2012 10:04AM
***********************************

Read the above article on the Slum-Times web site. Too Funny!

Let me interpret the above article. What really happened was a bunch of loser gangbangers from humboldt park started some shit in 018, when they started to get their asses beat by the suburban dudes in the party van, they fled like pussies..only to realize..Oh, shit!..we left without Angel!

They returned to find their cousin from P.R. who just moved here for a better life..stabbed to death!

I love Chicago.

Your friend,

Chalkie

8/04/2012 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Dave in Albany Park said...

I looked it up; there are some pretty nasty reagents used in that test; "Reagent 1" is not the worst actor. I have worked with nasty chemicals in labs my entire adult life, and I would perform that test in a fume hood while wearing gloves and safety glasses. NOT the sort of thing I recommend doing at your desk.

It also sucks that the test has a very high rate of false positives. Charge 'em all let God sort them out?

8/04/2012 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Rahm is to CFA as Obama is to gun sales obviously.

8/04/2012 02:20:00 PM"

Rahm has made sodomey official City of Chicago policy. After all he's been sticking it up our ass ever since he got here.

8/04/2012 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Our Crystal Ball predicts some poor Copper is going to get his ass tore off by some swift lawyer on account of this bullshit...

Fuck Rahm, McLosthismind and the idiot brain trust that shitted this nonsense...

Just because these fools say "It's ok, Corporation Counsel sniffed it, it's safe" doesn't mean shit to the Copper losing his shirt, his assets and his ass down the road.

When Coppers start getting jammed for this shit, watch these dirty pricks scream and flee...

"You must not have done something right. We have no idea why the respondent on an ANOV retained counsel and is trying to stick it in your ass Office... You look like you need some time alone while you attempt to give a true accounting of your assets."

All about Rahm al Ghoul (l'il Boris Karloff as "The Mummy" looking shit-ass)cutting Coppers out of court time. Plain and simple...

Jayzus! These fuckers have become so predictable of late...

Protect yourselves and Police like you have no friends...

8/04/2012 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no doubt that a safety shower is needed. There is no doubt that 95% of the CPD is incapable of correctly administering this test. There is no doubt that before the end of August a police officer will be hospitalized after drinking the test fluid.

Every other police department in the country conducts these tests every day with no problems. There is absolutely no doubt that asking the people who currently occupy this department to carry out this simple task will end in complete chaos and will be a total and complete failure.

Before asking anyone on this department to do anything, one must have a complete understanding off exactly the kind of person they are talking to.

8/04/2012 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, some people forget that 10 grams of weed is a felony if the person has a prior conviction for any amount of cannabis. does this order say to give ANOV to a felony offense? (10-30 grams is a class 4 felony with a prior weed conviction

Also if its packaged to sell as well. Manuf/delivery 10 grams or more is a felony.

8/04/2012 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Fuck the pot!!! wait untill the asshole starts resisting then knock the shit out them!!! Go for the resisting, let the SA bargin the pot! Felony assult of a PO, thats what I'm talking about!!!!

8/04/2012 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i brought the subsequent charge up to my sgt. He told me if he has a prior charge of 10-30 you bring him in. You cant look rap sheets on the pdt.

8/04/2012 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know dinosaurs who resist change will blast this comment but the 12 hour day would be great. I can't even get a Tuesday off any more. I can only dream of 4 days in a row off!

8/04/2012 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've asked the question several times here/find it mysterious that nobody has answered it- I lived in same building w. drug dealers who laced their pot w. cocaine and possibly heroin- they called it bombers, and I also heard the term bomber as I walked to the grocery store. are you testing for these drugs in addition to pot? young students do these drugs via a joint. if a joint has these drugs in addition to marijuana, is an arrest made?

thanks.

8/04/2012 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 hours. I cant stand 4?

8/04/2012 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will never... And I repeat never anov someone for smokin weed. Smoke it and die I say!

8/04/2012 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

South Shore shooting wounds 3

7:16 p.m. CDT, August 4, 2012

"Few details were available tonight following a shooting in the South Shore neighborhood that sent three people to hospitals...

"The shooting happened at about 5:35 p.m. in the 2400 block of East 75th Street...

"While a 21-year-old man was shot in both arms, two other people were also shot...

"One person was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital in serious-to-critical condition while two others were taken to Jackson Park Hospital and Medical Center in fair-to-serious condition..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-south-shore-shooting-wounds-3-20120804,0,186201.story

Daytime, and middle of a huge thunderstorm.

Wait until it gets dark tonight...

8/04/2012 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As someone who is NOT an officer but LOVES all law enforcement and supports them financially, I can only ask this question: Why in the world is pot okay anyway? It's illegal. Why is it okay at this stupid festival? You can all roll your eyes at this one, but pot is a gateway drug and you just know if there is pot, then there are many other drugs as well. Why is this even allowed.

8/04/2012 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm's values are not Chicago values. They are North Shore pussy values.

Now let's go grab a Chick-Fil-A to show our resistance to tyrannical government and socialists in Chicago.

8/04/2012 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's two quarter bags. Come on coppers, you guys aren't oblivious. It's pot for christ's sake. Think about the amount of pot that could fit in a cigarette pack. If its good pot (not compressed) its about 1.5-2 packs of smokes worth. If it is crappy Mexican weed, and all compressed, then it's about .5 - 1 pack of cigarettes in volume. Clearly not scientific, but if you are a Chicago cop and don't know how much pot is in 7 or 14 grams, then go on the Internet and look it up.

Or, just make pot legal and tax it. Personally, I'm a white guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day. I've never been arrested, have never committed a crime, educate my kids in good schools, pay high taxes, and don't drink.

Many of those citizens that smoke are a lot like me. Ticketing is discretionary, no? So use your discretion and don't cause legal issues for productive members of society. If you find dope on a gangbanger, or some psychopath, then that's another story.

Why even bother with this crap? Wouldn't you all eater be stopping criminals that turn innocent people into victims?

8/04/2012 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous dudley do right said...

I forgot to add that 2.5 grams to 10 grams is a class 4 felony under "delivery of cannabis on school grounds" which is a separate ILCS statute by itself.

in other words, delivery of cannabis on school grounds or within 1000 feet of a school is a felony. schools are defined as primary schools, high schools, pre-schools, colleges, any place serving the educational needs of people (read the statute for exact definition).

you got a weed delivery case? drive around and look for schools. each school will constitute a separate felony offense for court. a good case can get you a lot of court dates, because dude will not plead guilty right away to a felony and go to jail for 4 or five bags of weed.

got 3 or more offenders working together to sell weed on the corner? one shouting "weed", one shouting "5-0", one collecting the money. one getting the bags from the chip bag, one handing it to the customer? write it up like a conspiracy report: "acting in concert with co-arrestees, offender possessed cannabis with intent to deliver". believe it or not, OCD is not the only unit to write conspiracy cases. don't seek felony review approval. just write it that way and charge the delivery. they can or will add the charges at grand jury. and don't forget the schools. it works.

learn the laws. learn the system. make it work for you. all while protecting and serving the citizens . . . .

8/04/2012 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey FOP how's our D3 pay going for SWAT? You talked a good game at Homan Square, Mike the Mouth now your blowing off our FOP Unit Rep!! We don't even have take home cars. How are we supposed to respond in case of a call out? This is a safety issue for every citizen and ever police officer that we have to back up. You know Mike you have a lot in common with Obama. You promised change, did nothing, enjoy your one term and keep getting fat on those steak dinner!!!

SWAT operator

8/04/2012 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"how do you test weed that is laced with pcp--- very common and known as green stick, you touch the shit and it is ingested into your body---"

--8/04/2012 01:58:00 AM


It be "leaf."

Mess you up.

One comes FLYING on a bicycle like Satan was after him with a blowtorch. Death grip, leaning over those bars, eyes all bugged out. "I'M FUCKED UP! I'M FUCKED UP!" at the top of his lungs. Whizzz! and he's gone like a lightning bolt.

I'm listening for the crash, but nothing.

Don't wonder about some of these wild-ass people you encounter -- it is like TaserProofing.

8/04/2012 02:14:00 PM
Thank YOU Rahm Emmanuel for making this LEGAL in the city of Chicago-you only get a lowly ticket now for ingesting heroin, pcp, cocaine into your system via marijuana thanks to Rahm Emmanuel, the druggie.

We the citizens of Chicago LOVE that you love drugs like coke, heroin, pcp which are all likely contents of a marijuana "cigarette", you inane, drug-embracing, cartel-embracing jerkwad of a mayor.

8/04/2012 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It appears they borrowed from the Texas hog weighing method.

In rural Texas where there were no scales they occasionally had to weigh hogs.

They would find a large rock, then put a board across the rock almost centered. The hog was then placed on one end of the plank. Rocks were piled on the other end of the board until the board balanced.

Then the hog was removed and they guessed how much the rocks weighed.

8/04/2012 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

CONTRACT NEWS:

UNIT REPS meeting 08Aug2012 1100am mandatory. CONTRACT

a 3% Increase in pension
b. Heath Insurance 53 years old if over twenty on job.
c. change multiply from 2.5% to 1.75 for accrue on pension. People with under 20 years
d. no holiday pay (only if you work)
e. uniform commissary
f. GLOCKS FOR ALL city to provide 500 one stipend
g. sell 100 hours at year
h. loss of 2 personal days
I. looking into a 12 hours work day 3/3,3/3,3/4,3/4,3/4,3/3
j. 5 year contract
k. 2.5% wage increase for fist 1.5 years
l. 3.0% YEAR

8/04/2012 03:50:00 PM
LOl will there also be changes on FRIDAY goof?

8/04/2012 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Rahm...if this "World Class City" doesn't have manpower safely conduct the Lollapalooza concert thanks goodness this "shamed" City didn't get the Olympics. How ironic your brother had financial interest in this event along with the timing of the NEW cannabis ordinance. Weed is legal folks...are these "CHICAGO VALUES"?

8/04/2012 05:51:00
yes. per Rahm Emmanuel, rampant drug use is now "CHICAGO VALUES"

if you haven't seen enough to figure RAHM the drug lord out, you don't deserve to vote in the next election.

8/04/2012 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should send a copy of this order to the crime lab. We're totally in the dark, and people are panicking about losing their jobs over it. Yet we have no idea what you've been told to do...

If you are using field test kits, you should be fine. It should be contained in little vials - don't splash the acid or the chloroform in your face. It is no more dangerous than any of the other field test kits...

If you guys are making Duquenois up by the quart, by yourself, like at the crime lab, that is a different story.

You should be able to smell PCP. In 10+ years, I've never had it be odorless. I've seen PCP also test positive for cannabis ONCE. It is usually on some other plant material.

8/04/2012 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone see in the order where it says to complete a case report. everything in the directive deals with testing and writing the ANOV. Anything requiring a case report?

8/04/2012 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

8/04/2012 04:30:00 AM

Okay......so how many open intox's did you seize and dispose of instead of writing the 150.00 ANOV during LaLa?

Or does Revenue need to get certified for that as well and remove more abilities from the CPD?

8/04/2012 02:43:00 PM

Hey Revenue go fuck yourself!!!

8/04/2012 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just legalize cannabis and all of this BS will go away.

8/05/2012 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a 3% Increase in pension
b. Heath Insurance 53 years old if over twenty on job.
c. change multiply from 2.5% to 1.75 for accrue on pension. People with under 20 years
d. no holiday pay (only if you work)
e. uniform commissary
f. GLOCKS FOR ALL city to provide 500 one stipend
g. sell 100 hours at year
h. loss of 2 personal days
I. looking into a 12 hours work day 3/3,3/3,3/4,3/4,3/4,3/3
j. 5 year contract
k. 2.5% wage increase for fist 1.5 years
l. 3.0% YEAR

Gee and I thought we were going to get screwed. Nice Job Mikey, NOT!

8/05/2012 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND IN OTHER NEWS... said...
U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. ‘Completely Debilitated By Depression,’ Wife Says

http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/14218706-452/us-rep-jesse-jackson-jr-completely-debilitated-by-depression-wife-says.html#.UB0EopbCp7Y.twitter

8/04/2012 07:14:00 AM

**************************
He's worried about the prostate exam given in the shower room to guyz like him.

Yawning in the shower room could really "Choke Him up " !!

You did the crime, do the time & take it like a man !!!

8/05/2012 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Personally, I'm a white guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day."

--8/04/2012 09:09:00 PM

Your employer is OK with this. That's good.

"So use your discretion and don't cause legal issues for productive members of society. If you find dope on a gangbanger, or some psychopath, then that's another story."

Oh, yes sir. Right, sir. The law not for you, but for those other people over there.

Yes sir. Right away sir.

Zu befehl, mein Herr!

A sus ordenes, Senor!

At your service, Master!

The chauffeur and butler click their heels, bow slightly, and rush to hold the door.

You see what I mean about these assholes who walk around at home wearing that scary work photo ID around their neck at 11:30 PM like they are some kind of important official?

Go fuck yourself, sir.

8/05/2012 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It's two quarter bags. Come on coppers, you guys aren't oblivious. It's pot for christ's sake. Think about the amount of pot that could fit in a cigarette pack. If its good pot (not compressed) its about 1.5-2 packs of smokes worth. If it is crappy Mexican weed, and all compressed, then it's about .5 - 1 pack of cigarettes in volume. Clearly not scientific, but if you are a Chicago cop and don't know how much pot is in 7 or 14 grams, then go on the Internet and look it up.

Or, just make pot legal and tax it. Personally, I'm a white guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day. I've never been arrested, have never committed a crime, educate my kids in good schools, pay high taxes, and don't drink.

Many of those citizens that smoke are a lot like me. Ticketing is discretionary, no? So use your discretion and don't cause legal issues for productive members of society. If you find dope on a gang banger, or some psychopath, then that's another story.

Why even bother with this crap? Wouldn't you all eater be stopping criminals that turn innocent people into victims?

8/04/2012 09:09:00 PM

And there you have it. Weed doesn't kill anyone, go after real crime.

Do you really think CPD are going after hipsters who smoke weed?

You do realize the pot that you smoke comes from gang bangers?(somewhere in that chain they are involved)

Do you know gang bangers kill and shoot people with guns?

Do you know they have to buy those guns, and guess where they get their money from?

YOU! I know, you dont buy a large ammount but when 30,000 people think the same way....That's a big business to be in and people kill for it.

8/05/2012 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT operator

8/04/2012 10:15:00 PM

You answer phones for a living buddy, ya think that is worth sgt's pay? Puh...lease.

8/05/2012 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You should be able to smell PCP. In 10+ years, I've never had it be odorless. I've seen PCP also test positive for cannabis ONCE. It is usually on some other plant material."

--8/04/2012 11:00:00 PM

True -- that "loose joint" can be anything. An object to exchange in a doorway. Parsley with some incense mixed in, rolled as thin as possible. Sometimes it got PCP, if not and you got burned you're lucky.

8/05/2012 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Revenue go fuck yourself!!!

8/04/2012 11:13:00 PM

I'm not Revenue. JAFO

It still is a valid question though.

When was the last time you actually broke out any of your ticket books and not the contact card?

8/05/2012 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's two quarter bags. Come on coppers, you guys aren't oblivious. It's pot for christ's sake. Think about the amount of pot that could fit in a cigarette pack. If its good pot (not compressed) its about 1.5-2 packs of smokes worth. If it is crappy Mexican weed, and all compressed, then it's about .5 - 1 pack of cigarettes in volume. Clearly not scientific, but if you are a Chicago cop and don't know how much pot is in 7 or 14 grams, then go on the Internet and look it up.

Or, just make pot legal and tax it. Personally, I'm a white guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day. I've never been arrested, have never committed a crime, educate my kids in good schools, pay high taxes, and don't drink.

Many of those citizens that smoke are a lot like me. Ticketing is discretionary, no? So use your discretion and don't cause legal issues for productive members of society. If you find dope on a gangbanger, or some psychopath, then that's another story.

Why even bother with this crap? Wouldn't you all eater be stopping criminals that turn innocent people into victims?

8/04/2012 09:09:00 PM
I hope you are not a doctor I wouldn't want to be operated on by someone like you. You probably just a hvac guy who fucks up the wiring to the unit. No thanks. It's still a drug. You will be arrested mr whiteguy because you are buying it from the drug dealers hence you got blood on your hands. Someone killed someone so that you can get your precious weed. Ever think of that ?

8/05/2012 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh you poor SWAT guys. You volunteered just like the TRU and MSF guys. If you're getting fucked it's only because you got in line and bent over for the Department. You can always go back to patrol if its so bad where you're at. We would welcome the help. Oh yeah, some other dumbshit would volunteer to take your spot in a heartbeat.

8/05/2012 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either legalize it or don't...there is no in between without catering to the "street level dope boys". Fuck you Rahm you corrupt little man...

8/05/2012 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:56 pm take it to a vote
it sounds like a good deal

8/05/2012 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm a...guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day."

--8/04/2012 09:09:00 PM


I'm glad that you're not responsible for anything important that directly affects other people's safety and well-being in the physical world.

At least, I hope to hell that you aren't.

8/05/2012 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey FOP how's our D3 pay going for SWAT? You talked a good game at Homan Square, Mike the Mouth now your blowing off our FOP Unit Rep!! We don't even have take home cars. How are we supposed to respond in case of a call out? This is a safety issue for every citizen and ever police officer that we have to back up. You know Mike you have a lot in common with Obama. You promised change, did nothing, enjoy your one term and keep getting fat on those steak dinner!!!

SWAT operator go back to the beat and answer calls..

8/05/2012 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/04/2012 04:15:00 AM


Dear Anonymous Shields Basher.

You are full of shit and you don't have the balls to sign your name.

PO JM

8/04/2012 07:50:00 AM

Hahahahaha

Just one question JM- do you spit or swallow?

8/04/2012 04:19:00 PM



I spit, right in your face.

Hahahahaha

8/05/2012 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having worked a 12 hr day in a previous job, it is one of the main reasons I took this job. It is a miserable existence and in reality a 12-14 hr work day. For you Hair-Gels, do the math and think about 10 yrs down the road. You will become a zombie with this.

8/05/2012 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else is interesting about the weed order is being a gang member is not an 'aggravating' circumstance. Still eligible for an ANOV.

Which seems to go directly against the GVRS order that sends ANYONE to court, BS misdemeanor or not, if you can prove any way possible that your offender is/was a gang member:Iclear,gipp,trap,tattoo,admission,baby momma,etc.

8/05/2012 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is another foolish way to generate revenue for the City. I will not enforce this bullshit. Lets make revenue for the City while tiny dancer tries to figure out how not to comply with the court order to pay their share into our pension to get it to the proper funding level. Any officer with common sense (usually the non clout heavy not politically connected) will not enforce this new revenue bullshit numbers game.

8/05/2012 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 hour shift would be great!!!!!!!

8/06/2012 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the "war on drugs" was lost a long time ago.

a large segment of the population sees no harm in the use of pot as a recreational drug.

the city is just responding to that reality.

the ancillary problems with the use of pot are entirely due to its legal status.

8/06/2012 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's two quarter bags. Come on coppers, you guys aren't oblivious. It's pot for christ's sake. Think about the amount of pot that could fit in a cigarette pack. If its good pot (not compressed) its about 1.5-2 packs of smokes worth. If it is crappy Mexican weed, and all compressed, then it's about .5 - 1 pack of cigarettes in volume. Clearly not scientific, but if you are a Chicago cop and don't know how much pot is in 7 or 14 grams, then go on the Internet and look it up.

Or, just make pot legal and tax it. Personally, I'm a white guy with a good job, and smoke pot every day. I've never been arrested, have never committed a crime, educate my kids in good schools, pay high taxes, and don't drink...

Hey goof, the dog selling your kids weed from his right hand will be selling them powder from his left.
Area North Sgt.

8/06/2012 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember also Troops, if you handle some of this shit and it gets into your system, then, the next day you arrive at work and have to play the "come on Down" Game and piss into a cup, and the test comes back "hot" then, Guess What ? You're Fired... Not fair? Don't like it? Too bad. Sue and try to get your job back. Where's our safeguards, FOP & Bosses. ???

8/06/2012 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN A CASE WITH STINKY WEED?

It's 40% radioactive and 50% Toxic the 10% weed is a delivery mechanism !

Tax it and use DARWIN'S law.

Not within sight or smell of minors.


What is your boggle ?

8/07/2012 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This whole weed thing wasnt about freeing up officers, its about eliminating overtime and court appearences."

And keeping people out of Cook County Jail and the TJDC.

8/07/2012 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...look out, you might have to go back to the watch and work an 8.5 hour day--"

No one cares about patrol. Get it through your head.

".. .no more sneaking out the back door with your bullshit pinches....

Ooooh! We get to take them home now??

It's your attitude, pal. That's your major stumbling block.

Nevertheless, be careful.

8/07/2012 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pot ticketing law takes effect Lollapalooza weekend

Interesting timing by Rahm. His brother, Ariel, has majority ownership of Loolapalooza."

Coincidence. Purely coincidence.

8/07/2012 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The station had a mobile eye washing station (ie Giant Jugs of Saline Solution)."


My ex-wife had giant jugs of saline, too.

8/07/2012 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Shields is too busy eating steak dinners on our dime, driving our Escalade and setting up security contracts for his company on our time.

Time for Change!"


I cringe when I hear that word! Look what happened the last time we voted for "change"!

8/07/2012 10:49:00 PM  

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