Wednesday, October 31, 2012

All Right You Jokers

OK, who put the Romney bumper sticker on the Commander's ride? This just came through from a gold star fan of ours:
  • Please ensure a supervisor visually inspects EVERY vehicle assigned to your district or parked at your facility by 0900 hours tomorrow morning. It has been raised that there may be a vehicle or two that have non-approved items affixed. Anything found will be removed immediately. If the item cannot be removed it will be transported to the appropriate garage where the vehicle will be taken out of service until the item can be removed.
Unless they're talking about that Direct TV dish we had installed the other day? 

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't think they're talking about the 18" rims I've got on my "cruiser", do you?

10/31/2012 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about all the rainbow decals on cars from 019? Are those prohibited?

10/31/2012 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess they haven't noticed the "Rahm, Stop Chokin' My Chick-Fil-A" bumper sticker that might be affixed to another--ahem--boss's car?

10/31/2012 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor was being driven through the district in which he lives when he saw a marked C.P.D. vehicle with a "Romney" sticker on it. The mayor wrote down the vehicle number and called the head of M.M. or that person's boss. The mayor demanded that Motor Maint. conduct an investigation to find out who the officer was who was driving around with that sticker on his/her vehicle. (The mayor said C.P.D. could not be trusted to conduct their own investigation so M.M. should do it.) The mayor made it clear that someone's head was going to roll for this! First one car was called in to be inspected by M.M. When it was discovered that vehicle did not have said sticker, another vehicle was called in. Thus began Sticker-gate, the latest drama in 019.

10/31/2012 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, if I....err....somebody... puts a bumper sticker on my car that I can't remove I get to...err...have to... spend a few hours at motor maintenance instead of chasing paper jobs? Pass the glue!

10/31/2012 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny. They should put one on Rahmmie's ride too.

10/31/2012 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better sticker, if you can get one,

"WE DON'T CARE HOW THEY DO IT IN NEW YORK"

10/31/2012 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, everyone knows that there are no republicans in chicago. If there were at least one of the fifty aldermen would be......right ?

10/31/2012 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too funny, seems a few squads in 019 had Romney bumper stickers on them and the mayor seen them while patroling around his house. He made a call and Shazam!, cars were directed to the area for sticker removal.

10/31/2012 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the trunks be inspected for golf clubs? Are those authorized items?

10/31/2012 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got the idea while I was swimming the other morning. I contacted the Romney camp and they jumped at the chance to give back to the community.

10/31/2012 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a Cook county Sheriff unmarked squad being driven by a black boss with a Hugh Obama sticker on the trunk. It had to be his take home car. I guess those are OK in this county.

10/31/2012 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet if it was an Obama sticker da crooked mayor would smile proudly! Da Pelon

10/31/2012 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 0546am...

Hugh Obama?

WTF? Irish relatives actually claiming this failure?

:^)

10/31/2012 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I saw a Cook county Sheriff unmarked squad being driven by a black boss with a Hugh Obama sticker on the trunk. It had to be his take home car. I guess those are OK in this county.
10/31/2012 05:46:00 AM

Do you mean Hugh Jackman? Or huge Obama sticker?

10/31/2012 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have any pool Obama cars at the area?

10/31/2012 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO hey rahm go fuck youreslf!

10/31/2012 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm Romney? Maybe the person thought it said Rahm and wanted to show support for his ass.

10/31/2012 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Hugh Obama?

10/31/2012 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought the stickers on the back of the wagon "Driver Carries No Cash" was always funny.

10/31/2012 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now if they only showed so much concern and care about the hundreds of squads that are held together with duct tape and coat hangers. The ones witht he holes in the floor boards, non functioning sirens and lights, no a/c, missing cat coverter/exhuast system floor heat shields. I just love melting my work boots to the floor board of the cars. Maybe they can fix the copy machine so I dont have to make copies of my report at the library or travel to 3 different districts before I can find a dope bag.

10/31/2012 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drama in 019! shooting in roll call by a couple of "chosen ones" then a crime scene that was so fucked up that operation command had to call the commander to see what the hell was up, now this bumper sticker fiasco.

10/31/2012 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it was a Mitt supporter that figured they had a few hundered roving billboards. I'm sure that no police officer would intentionally violate any policy or directive of this once great department. It must have been someone tired of the corruption and greed of the current political system. Guess I should take the Vote No to HJRCA 49 sign out of my car them huh? Na!

10/31/2012 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are undermanned, overworked, but still have our sense of humor. CPD's finest moment !
Like the "For Sale" sign at A/4.

10/31/2012 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess i'll have to take down the fuzzy dice and remove the "Halloween glow lights" from underneath the car.

10/31/2012 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For you commies, Maobama is more like it

10/31/2012 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the union's trolls keeps posting the Rear-end Jesse Jackasses pro-Obama columns on a City of Chicago bulletin board. I've seen a lot of pictures of Obama up in the HR department.

When Mittens wins, I'm going to post his picture for the next four years.

10/31/2012 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big ups to the Evergreen Park PD once again for writing an in uniform CPD copper a parking ticket. Good police work. It's either us or the Rice/EP high school kids. That's right, the real deal poooolice.

10/31/2012 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can't we have every squad car, every entry door to a district or area, lock-ups, etc. plastered with Romney posters? what a hoot.

11/01/2012 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have any pool Obama cars at the area?

10/31/2012 08:47:00 AM


Yes they do, but most don't work, and the ones that do pull to the left.

11/01/2012 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of jokers:
Semi off topic-

Tampa PD kickin' it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmBEy1epBio&feature=colike

11/02/2012 07:29:00 PM  

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