Anyone Missing a Goat Head?
Someone mailed a goat head to Wrigley the other day, addressed to the owners. Evidently, it isn't that difficult to actually get a hold of an entire goat in Chicago. Rahm has assured the Ricketts family that police are investigating. In the meantime:
The graduation picture (top left) is priceless.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
44 Comments:
What's the big deal? A severed goat's head is part of our religion.
GANJA!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
A shrine? XD XD XD!
"But he had KIDS an' shit! They ain't have to do him like that!"
Extra lolz @ the lower right hand corner...
"Know your Goat"
You Coppers are the bestest, baddest, funnest and funniest soldiers in GOD's Army...
An' people hates ya?
Foo! Dey don't know nuttin'!
I can't type anything 'cuz I'm still laughing!!!!!!! Too freaking funny!!!!!!
OT: How did SCC miss this gem?
Chicago Leaders Unite Against 'Social Service Gangbanging'
SOUTH LOOP — Bad parents. Poor education. Gangbanging. What causes Chicago’s violence?
Government and social leaders couldn’t pinpoint any simple causes or easy answers to the city's shooting and murder problems Saturday, but they all agreed it would “take a village” to solve them.
About 80 audience members listened to a Black Women's Expo town-hall meeting with local government representatives that included Cook County Clerk of the Court Dorothy Brown, Juliana Stratton of the Cook County Justice Advisory Council, and Chicago Police Deputy Superintendent Al Wysinger.
“The way we've tried to police the city of Chicago, and crime in general, has just not worked. We cannot arrest our way out of this situation,” Wysinger said. “…It's not going to happen by one entity, its going to take an entire village to make this stop."
When social service organizations try to stop violence but don't work together, they’re forming their own cliques, and doing their own form of 'gangbangin’,' said Brother Enoch Muhammad, director of Hip-Hop Detoxx, a youth outreach arts program.
“We need to wrap around the problem by working with other people. But when you have social service gangbangin', religious gangbangin'...then people are not working together, they're working against each other,” he said. “I’ll hook up with Tio [Hardiman, director of CeaseFire], I'll hook up with the Urban League, I'll hook up with Dorothy Brown, I'll hook up with anybody who authentically is working.”
Pastor Corey Brooks, of New Beginnings Church, and Rev. Michael Pfleger, of St. Sabina's Catholic Church, attributed crime to unemployment, poor education and other social ills, problems Pfleger said he’s been talking about for 37 years.
“Until these communities are given the infrastructure, the education, the employment, the jobs and the economic development, we're going to keep talking about this forever," he said.
Gang members need opportunities to make something else of their lives, said Kareem Pender, of Chicago Urban League.
"We speak about Hadiya Pendleton at many of these events. God rest her soul, but Hadiya Pendelton was involved in activities. She was involved in after-school programs. What about the shooter?" he said. "What activities are we going to pull them into? What are we going to get them to be a part of? Because those are the souls we have to capture, we have to save from...pulling that trigger."
Tio Hardiman, director of CeaseFire Illinois, was hopeful Chicago’s murder prognosis for 2013 could be good, if the city could “just reach a tipping point.”
“The homicides are down, and that’s a result of the police, CeaseFire, and all the groups working together to do the best we can,” he said. “If we can get April down by another 69 percent, we can have the lowest year ever as far as homicides.”
Poor goat; he was jus' about ta turn his life around.
And the mayor, who sent a dead, rotten fish to some poor guy who got on his bad side, was outraged, declaring how 'wrong' it was and promising the police would investigate if need be.
Hypocrite.
Sorry to say this, but Area/North has too much time on their hands.
Actually, no...I'm not sorry to say that.
SCC
It Is Mcstreetlightassasin Or 9.5's Graduation Photo Maybe??
Dear scc: gotta love cop humor
Very nice. Sure wish they used a better camera. None the less, great tribute to Billy. We knew him well. Often he would be seen munching on discarded pork n' beans cans out back of the old Town Hall. Goatspeed amigo..
The curse is lifted and another Area North (A/3) case goes suspended.
Overheard Gov. Quinn say "if you save one kid you save the world."
He was just trying to turn his life around, He was a Sox Fan.
That is fuggin' HILARIOUS!
Anonymous said...
Sorry to say this, but Area/North has too much time on their hands.
Actually, no...I'm not sorry to say that.
4/14/2013 02:31:00 AM
You are no fun. You must be a joy to be stuck with for 8 hours! Lighten up Francis!
Some poor Detective's kid/child is going to graduate with Goat's blood on his or her cap and gown! But if we didn't laugh at this job we would all be on anti-depressants.
Cops have one of the best senses of humor! LMAO!
"Pastor Corey Brooks, of New Beginnings Church, and Rev. Michael Pfleger, of St. Sabina's Catholic Church, attributed crime to unemployment, poor education and other social ills, problems Pfleger said he’s been talking about for 37 years."
“Until these communities are given the infrastructure, the education, the employment, the jobs and the economic development, we're going to keep talking about this forever," he said."
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These communities have been given all this shit about a dozen times over. It all gets embezzeled, stolen, misappropriated, wasted and just plain squandered.
These communities are simply examples of a failed society.
The opposite of government charity is needed. These communities have to learn how to stand on their own two feet. Men need to learn how to be fathers and husbands and stay out of prison. Teenaged thugs have to learn that it is not acceptable to earn a living by stealing iPhones.
Mothers have to learn how to keep their legs together and do the homework with their children.
All ghetto residents need to stop depending on guv'ment cheese and handouts for every damn thing.
A job, you get one and get up in the morning and go to it. For that you get a paycheck which you buy what you need. If it isn't enough you get a 2nd job.
In my family everyone worked. Everyone. No one had expensive anything. Kids went to school every day. Kids got a part time after school job at around age 15.
Dad taught kids how to be responsible. Kids faced punishment from Dad if they screwed up.
We never ever saw the police in our neighborhood.
Anonymous said...
Sorry to say this, but Area/North has too much time on their hands.
Actually, no...I'm not sorry to say that.
4/14/2013 02:31:00 AM
What, isn't anyone running travel agencies out of 2452 any more?
The goat's head was so obviously a joke, I am pissed we are spending dime one of the taxpayers money on it.
That being said, anybody seen Zaccardo around?
That was in Baaaaaaaaaaaa taste.
Was PETA (people executin them animals) notified?
theo epstein should have that goat head mounted and hung on his office wall--- say hello to another 100 losses this season....
That Pic just made my day!
Better than Comedy Central!
Was PETA (people executin them animals) notified?
He was just turning his life around
A 30% clearence rate gives you plenty of time to do crape like that. If only half that time and energy went to solving crimes.
The torso was sent to the medical examiners office.
It can be viewed on their website under unidentified goats.
That is too funny!!! The goat was about to turn his life around!
Why on earth did Area North Detec tive Division send not 1 detective to investigate the "Goat Head" capper but they sent 4, I repeat 4 detectives to investigate this case? Is this a over kill to help the Rickets Family or is Lt DW trying to kiss up & get a new clout for a new job in the future? He should have been fired after the Michigan affair!
Rumor has it it was a Daley family member and Walsh has the file hidden away
You guys are deranged and nuts! Hilarious!
Will there be foolneroll to Mt. Hope (Mt. Hood)? Please post with updates.
I think I remember Billy he was in my class, he wanted to be an artist, he loved his grandma, but not grandpa. The others thought he was BAAAAAD, I was hoping, just got caught up, I guess, so young.
The Teacher
Great police humor!
In response to the Black Women's Expo Town Hall Meeting, I find it to be the same old story with Fr. Phleger saying nothing will change until the communities are "GIVEN" everything. How about these communities and their residents start EARNING these things. How are we to care when it is obvious that they don't care. Would it not be refreshing to see residents of these communities out looking for gainful employment, taking care of their own families, going to school and depositing trash into garbage cans as opposed to dropping it onto the ground. And lest we forget, forgoing criminal lifestyles for that of mainstream societies norms.
Fr. Phleger says that he has been talking about these things for 37 years, well guess what; you have been wrong for 37 years. He should stop blaming society, or in his case, stop blaming the White race and of course the evil Police for the problems experienced by certain segments of society. It is time for these segments of society to HELP THEMSELVES and quit blaming others for all of their issues. Theses segments of society are responsible for the death and destruction that is being inflicted upon certain neighborhoods in Chicago and elsewhere in this country.
Look at the media coverage of the "wildings" in the downtown area recently, the video tells the story. It was amazing that the media actually covered those incidents and released the video for all to see.
It is time for the Reverends, politicians and community leaders to stop playing the blame game and get their congregations, constituents and community residents to take responsibility for themselves and their families.
In my experience as a life long Chicago resident, long time Chicago Cop, and as a parent; it does NOT take a village to raise a child. It takes concerned and responsible parent(s), family and good neighbors.
If the do-gooders who love to see and hear themselves in the media really want change, they might consider telling those that they are so concerned about, to go to school, seek employment, pull up their sagging pants, pay more for housing than they pay for their tricked out vehicle, and start taking personal responsibilities in their lifestyle.
Living a lawful and moral lifestyle is not that hard to do. Of course, when their "leaders" who speak for them are married Reverends who have extramarital affairs that result in children, and elected couples who are committing federal crimes while blaming everyone else, I can see why these communities are up for grabs!!
Wake up mainstream society, this is not our fault!!
Long Time Cop / Not A Racist, Just A Realist.
Man that goat look good!
Tiny Dancer said if he had a son he would look just like that goat. Tiny must be messin with some nasty thangs. Hey SCC should have put the goat in a TUTU.LOL
Anonymous said...
A 30% clearence rate gives you plenty of time to do crape like that. If only half that time and energy went to solving crimes.
4/14/2013 11:51:00 AM
You are headed for an early grave if you don't lighten up! Good grief! Any humor is a great relief from the horrors we all see every day on this job.
Your panties are too tight. Buy some boxers.
"Brother Enoch Muhammad, director of Hip-Hop Detoxx"
Pull the other one.
Anonymous said...
Why on earth did Area North Detec tive Division send not 1 detective to investigate the "Goat Head" capper but they sent 4, I repeat 4 detectives to investigate this case? Is this a over kill to help the Rickets Family or is Lt DW trying to kiss up & get a new clout for a new job in the future? He should have been fired after the Michigan affair!
4/14/2013 12:44:00 PM
He's literally walking around on egg shells since that past shit hit the fan. More unfortunately to come of course.....
Awesome! That's just pure comedy.
When a severed Goats Head looks more normal than the man elected Mayor,you live in a really weird place. His new name is "Baaaaah-M Emanuel".
"When a severed Goats Head looks more normal than the man elected Mayor,you live in a really weird place. His new name is "Baaaaah-M Emanuel"."
4/14/2013 09:37:00 PM
GAAAAAAA! Another quick-frozen-to-guarantee freshness specimen turns up in the Mayor's Eurostyle Bidet! Cold, fuzzy, wecoming nose right there to greet morning ablutions.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
"Chic-a-go,Chic-a-go, I'll show you around...
"Santierian in 025 says - What's the big deal? A severed goat's head is part of our religion.
Them's ain't so bad. We would appreciate it, though, if you'd drop the practice of sprinkling mercury around houses and aparements as part of the ritual. Very very bad chronic heavy-metal poison and you'll be breathing it as vapors at temps over 80 deg. F. Drive you permanantly nuts, and exposed little ones have no chance to avoid it. Fucks up your nervous system REALLY REALLY bad. Then maybe someone else moves in and knows nothing about the prior use and starts to suffer themselves.
A car rolling along with a rooster head for a beat tag, that is lowdown street humor. "Si! Here ees the magical protected Cheecken Car!
See if you can cut the mercury back -- I know the bodegas and botanicas have it, and it's a real, real bad idea.
The goat killer must be found. It is rumored Rahm was going to use the goat as his means of transportation to and from work. You know what they say about a ballerina riding a goat. The "L" is much to dangerous for him anyway.
You can send 10 dicks on the goat case!
Guess what it will be suspended pending DNA testing.
And rahm will forget all about the case in a week.
And it will be another Bullshit case that sits in limbo.
see your goat head and raise you a bundle of chicken feet tied to decorative sticks with bright feathers?
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