Friday, May 31, 2013

Graffiti Vandal Charged

  • A 19-year-old man who police believe was writing graffiti was found unconscious and apparently electrocuted between an electrical transformer, a chain link fence and a telephone pole, authorities said.

    He was alive when authorities discovered him in the 1800 block of West Montrose Avenue but died at Advocate Illinois Masonic a short time later, authorities said. He was pronounced dead at 3:56 a.m.

    Police said the man may have been tagging because the transformer where he was found was defaced. Firefighters and paramedics brought him down with a ladder, police said.

    The man, who the Cook County medical examiner's office has not identified, has been arrested seven times with criminal defacement of property or posession of paint or markers with an intent to deface property, police said.
Pardon our laughter, but you know that you're all smiling out there, too.

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    96 Comments:

    Anonymous Nelson said...

    Ha ha!

    5/31/2013 12:02:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It seems he'd been charged seven times before, but it was the discharge that put an end to his tagging career.

    (rimshot)

    5/31/2013 12:20:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If only this would happen to a few more "graffiti artists".

    OT sort of: Have had excellent results reporting graffiti on-line at the City of Chicago website.....much better than calling 311.

    5/31/2013 12:25:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Ha!!! I love it. Thin the herd!!!!

    5/31/2013 12:26:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If only he had been prosecuted by a ASA that cared enough, in front of a judge that was angry enough, for a public that was outraged enough by his antisocial behavior, he might have been saved to be a contributing member of society. I know, I love happy endings. Like this one.

    5/31/2013 12:30:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    *smiling* Who me, smiling? Never! *wagging head in disbelief* The poor artist. I guess his work was really electrifying!

    5/31/2013 12:30:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Reminds me of the schmuck who took a break from tagging trains to piss on the 3rd rail 20 years ago. Darwinism at work.

    5/31/2013 12:34:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    HE PAINTED HIMSELF INTO A BOX

    5/31/2013 01:04:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    His fellow but buddies can tag a cross on the transformer.

    5/31/2013 01:05:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Thanks to everyone who assisted me last night. Five Feet up north.

    5/31/2013 01:21:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If only justice could be equally served as quickly to some other shit-bags out there.

    5/31/2013 01:41:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    have fun in the afterlife picasso--- you were a legend right until you got zapped pindaho...

    5/31/2013 02:17:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    10-4.

    5/31/2013 02:19:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    need I be the first to say it?

    This story is so, electrifying!!!! hahahhah

    5/31/2013 02:30:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Smoke if you got em!

    5/31/2013 02:31:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Darwin Award recipient

    5/31/2013 03:15:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Com Edison will get sued and the family will hit the lotto.
    Happens all the time. Only in Chicago !

    5/31/2013 03:19:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Laughing up until the point where I realize that the family of this guy who was just turning his life around will sue because there was no sign saying,"taggers beware, high voltage" and will win because it's crook county, and in turn the settlement will cost all of us when com ed raises rates.

    5/31/2013 03:33:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Bye bye Vri !!!!! Cpd really sucks now!!!

    5/31/2013 03:33:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Eff him

    5/31/2013 03:53:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Crime does pay

    5/31/2013 04:15:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    YES!

    I love it when paint vapor is so thick that i becomes an electrical conductor... add in a few nearby grounds like a chain link fence, stir in 30,000+ volts of good ole AC, and volia!

    One less tagger asshole in the world... hopefully the rest are brain dead from paint fumes and don't read the news...

    5/31/2013 04:44:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Is smiling out loud...ok..lost in fillmore

    5/31/2013 04:51:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    His work was electrifying.

    5/31/2013 05:19:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I heard his favorite movie was transformers.

    5/31/2013 05:22:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    When they plant him I will spray paint my "handle" on his tombstone.

    5/31/2013 05:37:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hee hee hee hee!!!!

    5/31/2013 05:57:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Darwinism.

    5/31/2013 06:01:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    And now all the tributes to this asshole from his fellow asshole "artists" will be popping up everywhere.

    Everyone hates these pricks. Good riddance.

    5/31/2013 06:08:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Chalkies little hobby. Lol

    5/31/2013 06:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Actually we're not all smiling. He was a 19 year old KID who just happened to be a criminal goof. Never want to see anyone die that young over stupidness.

    5/31/2013 06:14:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If you got 'em, light 'em up.

    5/31/2013 06:20:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    why yes...yes i am!

    5/31/2013 06:50:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Go ahead, move now along and tag the gates... of Hell.

    5/31/2013 06:51:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Just like the bums pissing on the 3rd rail!

    5/31/2013 06:57:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Oh those little rapscallions, always getting into mischief. rotflmao

    But see kiddies, this is what can happen when you don't learn about Ben Franklin's kite flying experiment in elementary school.

    5/31/2013 07:08:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    But you know whats coming next . . . the lawsuit by the family against Com Ed, the fence company and the city for not doing enough to protect dumbass against his own stupidity.

    5/31/2013 07:15:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    He was tagging : Karma is a bitc.....
    Cue the family's lawsuit against the owner of the building in 3...2....1.

    5/31/2013 07:33:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dumb Ass.

    5/31/2013 07:35:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Crispy critter now

    5/31/2013 07:35:00 AM  
    Blogger The Town Crier said...

    Call me sentimental, but I love a happy ending.

    5/31/2013 07:46:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Can I get a current event number?

    5/31/2013 08:01:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Com Ed did what Quinn couldn't, reinstate the death penalty, maybe Com Ed should be running the state rather then that poor excuse of a governor you folks elected.

    5/31/2013 08:06:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    need I be the first to say it?

    This story is so, electrifying!!!! hahahhah

    5/31/2013 02:30:00 AM


    C'mon... What's wrong with you?! You're laughing? I found this story "shocking".

    5/31/2013 08:22:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Sometimes people make it easy for Chalkie.

    5/31/2013 08:26:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Shocking !!!!

    5/31/2013 08:37:00 AM  
    Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

    This is terrible news. Another artist meets his early demise.

    I wish I could have made contact with him before his fatal contact.

    Now, kees me you fool!!!!

    5/31/2013 08:54:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Fry mother fu ker.

    5/31/2013 09:01:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "I love it when a plan comes together"--Hannibal Smith

    5/31/2013 09:08:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Karma is a bitch!

    5/31/2013 09:31:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Most people have no idea how far away from a high-voltage source you can be and still attract its attention. Linesman etc say that high-voltage transformers don't like it when you point at them....

    On the other hand, how many of the people here who are chuckling happily at this person's death go to church on Sundays to pray solemnly to a god who would certainly not share your joy?

    5/31/2013 09:39:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Man how inept can you be. Not only frying yourself but getting caught 7 times. Want to be some lawyer has already contacted the family.

    5/31/2013 09:49:00 AM  
    Anonymous Ygolonac said...

    So, what you're reporting is another instance where the victim successfully fought back...

    5/31/2013 09:50:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Really? Death is funny? Just because he was tagging? Sad.

    5/31/2013 10:18:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I am shocked, shocked, that a Chicago Public Schools honor student wouldn't have realized the danger.

    5/31/2013 10:24:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Is this guy the recipient of a visit from Chalkie's long lost cousin, Painty?

    5/31/2013 10:39:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    He was just trying to express himself.

    5/31/2013 10:45:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    " died at Advocate Illinois Masonic a short time later..."

    A short gives you a short time.

    5/31/2013 10:49:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Time for me to check on my spectacles... should the headline have read "Graffiti Vandal Charred"??? Was that a typo?

    5/31/2013 11:23:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Everyone here is eerily too happy over the death of a young man that wasn't directly hurting someone. Regardless of your opinion on street art.

    5/31/2013 11:26:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I honestly do not know how all of you assholes can be so heartless. Just because he was a graffiti writer it does not mean that he was a bad person, he was just doing what he loved !

    5/31/2013 11:35:00 AM  
    Anonymous James Bond said...

    Shocking! Positively shocking!

    5/31/2013 11:43:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "Anonymous said...

    His fellow but buddies can tag a cross on the transformer."
    NO if they do some atheist will SUE them for having a cross on public property or where the public can see it..

    5/31/2013 12:32:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Its just as good as when they are used as a speed bump by the trains.

    5/31/2013 01:50:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Shocking!

    5/31/2013 03:09:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'll bet he got a real jolt out of that!

    5/31/2013 04:33:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That's some funny shit. Y'all got a way with words.

    5/31/2013 04:55:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Everyone here is eerily too happy over the death of a young man that wasn't directly hurting someone. Regardless of your opinion on street art.

    5/31/2013 11:26:00 AM


    Hey liberal, it's not art when the deface someone else's property...it's vandalism. If he got juiced while painting on a canvas next to a transformer, well then, uh...that'd be hilarious too!! I hope you are happy when one of these "street artists" use your garage or building wall for their next project.

    5/31/2013 05:10:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    I honestly do not know how all of you assholes can be so heartless. Just because he was a graffiti writer it does not mean that he was a bad person, he was just doing what he loved !

    5/31/2013 11:35:00 AM


    He loved getting electrocuted?

    Charge Me Up baby!

    5/31/2013 05:56:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Human bug zapper got him. BZZZZZZZT.

    Still smokin' hot.

    5/31/2013 06:25:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Really? Death is funny? Just because he was tagging? Sad.

    5/31/2013 10:18:00 AM

    Not sad. Rad!

    5/31/2013 06:48:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    19 year old stupid kid. He had a family. Don't see the humor.

    5/31/2013 08:23:00 PM  
    Blogger The Town Crier said...

    Most people have no idea how far away from a high-voltage source you can be and still attract its attention. Linesman etc say that high-voltage transformers don't like it when you point at them....

    On the other hand, how many of the people here who are chuckling happily at this person's death go to church on Sundays to pray solemnly to a god who would certainly not share your joy?

    5/31/2013 09:39:00 AM

    I think your definition of "person" might be somewhat different than mine. Our sense of joy isn't so much at someone's death, but more the pure, unsullied elation that comes from there being one less asshole in this world.

    5/31/2013 08:33:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I honestly do not know how all of you assholes can be so heartless. Just because he was a graffiti writer it does not mean that he was a bad person, he was just doing what he loved !

    5/31/2013 11:35:00 AM

    -------- ---------- -----------

    What he loved was a CRIMINAL ACT! He was a criminal. He cost countless property owners untold thousands of dollars.

    I'll bet rapists are just doing what they love too. Want one to stop by your mother's house?

    Idiot.

    5/31/2013 09:20:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    liberals ,
    wait till one of these idiots tags your house. I cant stand the way these retards tag public parks, spaces the hell with the lot of them

    5/31/2013 09:54:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That guy was lucky he died the way he did because had he reached the roof of the factory he would have been eaten alive by the pitbull they keep to guard the roof of the factory he was trying to vandalize.

    5/31/2013 10:54:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    Everyone here is eerily too happy over the death of a young man that wasn't directly hurting someone. Regardless of your opinion on street art.

    5/31/2013 11:26:00 AM


    Hey liberal, it's not art when the deface someone else's property...it's vandalism. If he got juiced while painting on a canvas next to a transformer, well then, uh...that'd be hilarious too!! I hope you are happy when one of these "street artists" use your garage or building wall for their next project.

    5/31/2013 05:10:00 PM

    I'm not the original poster, but...what does being liberal (or conservative, for that matter) have to do with the fact that not everyone thinks it appropriate to celebrate the death of a young person under these circumstances? And when one of these "street artists" tagged my shit, I still didn't think it was worth dying over (although I was furious). But you are probably one of those jerks on the job who think fart jokes are hilarious, and will die six months after you retire because you are so angry at the world that you've totally lost perspective.

    5/31/2013 11:07:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    transformers!!!!!!!!!!!more than meets the eye!!!!!!!!

    6/01/2013 12:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    Everyone here is eerily too happy over the death of a young man that wasn't directly hurting someone. Regardless of your opinion on street art.

    5/31/2013 11:26:00 AM


    Hey liberal, it's not art when the deface someone else's property...it's vandalism. If he got juiced while painting on a canvas next to a transformer, well then, uh...that'd be hilarious too!! I hope you are happy when one of these "street artists" use your garage or building wall for their next project.

    5/31/2013 05:10:00 PM

    I'm not the original poster, but...what does being liberal (or conservative, for that matter) have to do with the fact that not everyone thinks it appropriate to celebrate the death of a young person under these circumstances? And when one of these "street artists" tagged my shit, I still didn't think it was worth dying over (although I was furious). But you are probably one of those jerks on the job who think fart jokes are hilarious, and will die six months after you retire because you are so angry at the world that you've totally lost perspective.

    5/31/2013 11:07:00 PM

    Hey wait a minute....um, you mean that fart jokes aren't funny?

    6/01/2013 12:52:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    I honestly do not know how all of you assholes can be so heartless. Just because he was a graffiti writer it does not mean that he was a bad person, he was just doing what he loved !

    5/31/2013 11:35:00 AM


    Because moron, had the honor student just OBEYED THE LAW and had not been committing a crime he would be sitting home on his couch watching South Park reruns. Forrest Gump said it best, "Stupid is as stupid does."

    6/01/2013 06:11:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'm not the original poster, but...what does being liberal (or conservative, for that matter) have to do with the fact that not everyone thinks it appropriate to celebrate the death of a young person under these circumstances? And when one of these "street artists" tagged my shit, I still didn't think it was worth dying over (although I was furious). But you are probably one of those jerks on the job who think fart jokes are hilarious, and will die six months after you retire because you are so angry at the world that you've totally lost perspective.

    5/31/2013 11:07:00 PM

    You are surely not on the job, or at least, not on the job in a large municipality. If you were, you would understand the protective measures used to preserve sanity. You are a nothing more than a peeper, a civilian that thinks they know better in all things, TD 9.5 is a great example, and feel compelled to change or comment about something of which you have no knowledge or experience. Just go away and stay off the big boy's/girl's blog.

    6/01/2013 09:14:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Actually we're not all smiling. He was a 19 year old KID who just happened to be a criminal goof. Never want to see anyone die that young over stupidness.

    5/31/2013 06:14:00 AM

    These criminals destroy property and contribute to the degradation of neighborhoods. You call kids putting their names on someone else's property art? Hardly.

    I have no sympathy for anyone that kills themselves while committing a criminal act. None at all. I only feel a sense of relief that they will no longer commit another criminal act.

    6/01/2013 12:45:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    5/31/2013 11:07:00 PM

    You are surely not on the job, or at least, not on the job in a large municipality. If you were, you would understand the protective measures used to preserve sanity. You are a nothing more than a peeper, a civilian that thinks they know better in all things, TD 9.5 is a great example, and feel compelled to change or comment about something of which you have no knowledge or experience. Just go away and stay off the big boy's/girl's blog.

    6/01/2013 09:14:00 AM

    So, you think I'm not on the job because I don't agree with juvenile, frat boy jokes and I don't believe that one has to descend into chronic bitterness to survive on the job? We all have different ways to deal with the daily insanity of being a leo; some of us just chose healthier endeavors and try not to obsess about things we have no control over. Some of you are going to stroke out with the constant anger and hate that you spew on a regular basis. And since you're obviously too immature to come to this conclusion on your own, let me spell it out for you: petty sarcasm and cleverness are not the same thing. But hey, tough guy, go ahead and hang out with your tough guy buddies, and keep thinking that everyone who disagrees with you can't be on the job.

    6/01/2013 02:37:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    So, you think I'm not on the job because I don't agree with juvenile, frat boy jokes and I don't believe that one has to descend into chronic bitterness to survive on the job? We all have different ways to deal with the daily insanity of being a leo; some of us just chose healthier endeavors and try not to obsess about things we have no control over. Some of you are going to stroke out with the constant anger and hate that you spew on a regular basis. And since you're obviously too immature to come to this conclusion on your own, let me spell it out for you: petty sarcasm and cleverness are not the same thing. But hey, tough guy, go ahead and hang out with your tough guy buddies, and keep thinking that everyone who disagrees with you can't be on the job.

    6/01/2013 02:37:00 PM

    I pray you are not on the job. You are definitely wound a little tight. Either on the job or not, please seek help as fast as possible. Being so holier than thou is tough to sustain and has obviously taken a toll on you. Good luck.

    6/01/2013 09:07:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I went to high school with this kid and I know for a fact he wasn't an honor student, I'd be surprised if he could even read "high voltage".

    6/01/2013 09:11:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    You are surely not on the job, or at least, not on the job in a large municipality. If you were, you would understand the protective measures used to preserve sanity. You are a nothing more than a peeper, a civilian that thinks they know better in all things, TD 9.5 is a great example, and feel compelled to change or comment about something of which you have no knowledge or experience. Just go away and stay off the big boy's/girl's blog.

    6/01/2013 09:14:00 AM

    "Protective measures to preserve sanity?" Sounds like some bullshit justification for idiotic behavior to me. And the big boy/big girl comment sounds like a little boy trying to prove what a man he is. Go tell that crap to the Wrigleyville bimbos-I'm sure they'll be impressed. Loser.

    6/01/2013 10:26:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    But you are probably one of those jerks on the job who think fart jokes are hilarious, and will die six months after you retire because you are so angry at the world that you've totally lost perspective.

    5/31/2013 11:07:00 PM

    It's the hilarity of the fart jokes that keep us sane and healthy enough to collect that pension, youngster. You need to lighten up and go get your shine box.

    6/02/2013 12:23:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    So, you think I'm not on the job because I don't agree with juvenile, frat boy jokes and I don't believe that one has to descend into chronic bitterness to survive on the job? We all have different ways to deal with the daily insanity of being a leo; some of us just chose healthier endeavors and try not to obsess about things we have no control over. Some of you are going to stroke out with the constant anger and hate that you spew on a regular basis. And since you're obviously too immature to come to this conclusion on your own, let me spell it out for you: petty sarcasm and cleverness are not the same thing. But hey, tough guy, go ahead and hang out with your tough guy buddies, and keep thinking that everyone who disagrees with you can't be on the job.

    6/01/2013 02:37:00 PM

    I think you're a ppo. Maybe even that super ppo who knows so much more than his more experienced veteran officers. And in case you didn't go back and read what you wrote, you sound pretty angry yourself, Sally.

    So go and sit on a whoopie cushion, asshat.

    6/02/2013 12:25:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    These criminals destroy property and contribute to the degradation of neighborhoods. You call kids putting their names on someone else's property art? Hardly.

    I have no sympathy for anyone that kills themselves while committing a criminal act. None at all. I only feel a sense of relief that they will no longer commit another criminal act.

    6/01/2013 12:45:00 PM

    I agree wholeheartedly.

    6/02/2013 10:49:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "Protective measures to preserve sanity?" Sounds like some bullshit justification for idiotic behavior to me. And the big boy/big girl comment sounds like a little boy trying to prove what a man he is. Go tell that crap to the Wrigleyville bimbos-I'm sure they'll be impressed. Loser.

    6/01/2013 10:26:00 PM

    Idiotic behavior? The only idiotic behavior was performed by the deceased. You merely read some verbal banter and now you morph it into idiotic behavior. You took quite a leap there. One does not necessarily go with the other. Seems like you are making a mountain out of of a mole hill. I will not stoop to the level of insults and name calling, as you have done, but I implore you, please seek help before you hurt yourself or others. If you do, things will get better for you. Good luck.

    6/02/2013 11:08:00 AM  
    Anonymous Rabid said...

    You guys are pretty awful. The same idiots who would buy a Banksy painting if they could afford it without truly understanding artistic expression. Hypocrticial subhuman tax-paying idiots, the human race is doomed.

    6/02/2013 01:26:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Asshat? Go get your shine box?

    Could some of you at least come up with an original way to express yourselves?

    6/02/2013 04:10:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    You guys are pretty awful. The same idiots who would buy a Banksy painting if they could afford it without truly understanding artistic expression. Hypocrticial subhuman tax-paying idiots, the human race is doomed.

    6/02/2013 01:26:00 PM

    Banksy back at you slick. In case you are unaware, you are truly fucked in the head.

    6/02/2013 07:00:00 PM  
    Anonymous Flat Ulence said...

    Did I miss something? Since when are fart jokes not funny?

    6/02/2013 11:21:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    This "artist" had a rap sheet of at least 7 arrests relating to vandalism of some sort or the other and a quick web search reveals a recent arrest for tagging in Jan., 2013.

    His latest arrest was cardiac, which for a criminal is the best kind.

    6/03/2013 08:51:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Is the classic "Pull my finger" a fart joke? I think that is hilarious.

    6/16/2013 06:54:00 AM  

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