Lord of the Flies - Detroit Style
- Police say they arrested a 12-year-old boy after he used his bike to break into a suburban Detroit bank in the middle of the night.
Southfield police spokesman Lt. Nick Loussia tells The Associated Press that the boy broke a window to get inside the bank about 3 a.m. Friday.
Surveillance video reportedly shows the boy stacking rolls of coins and digging through teller drawers, MyFoxDetroit.com reported.
They grow up so fast.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
13 Comments:
Pretty ballsy. He'll be the only 6th grader with a federal conviction.
"Funny and sad, like a clown dying."
You ain't seen nuthin' yet SCC!
Just wait until the funeral... There'll be lots of multi-colored hair, a half dozen red noses and 13 big-assed red shoes sticking out of a midget's coffin...
WHOOOOO!
The procession to the cemetery is gonna be a mutha!
McFreeBernieKerik is the hearse driver.
Gawd! This whole country is decaying to a flaming shit-show as those in power screw themselves into the ground defending the indefensible while pleading ignorance to the obvious.
Salon has the answer: White People killed Detroit.
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/12/white_people_killed_detroit/
A future Chicago politician
....and he was released to his parents (if they can be found)
My first month on the job, pulled up to an armed robbery job, guy flees from the store with gun in hand, I give chase into the alley with a takedown. Low and behold, turns out a 12 yr old was the offender. That set my whole outlook on society and this job.
Animals.
Rolls of coins.....Check 7-11 for anyone buying large quantities of Skittles.
It's not the Solid Dolla Bandit, he already in jail.
Agent: Son,why did rob the bank?
Kid: Because that's where the money is.
Just think, he could be obammas son !
No crime here. He just needed some coin to buy some skittles and a hoodie.
Gotta love Detroit...or what's left of it.
Did Omni Consumer Products take over yet?
GRIN! XD
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