Saturday, July 13, 2013

Lord of the Flies - Detroit Style

  • Police say they arrested a 12-year-old boy after he used his bike to break into a suburban Detroit bank in the middle of the night.

    Southfield police spokesman Lt. Nick Loussia tells The Associated Press that the boy broke a window to get inside the bank about 3 a.m. Friday.

    Surveillance video reportedly shows the boy stacking rolls of coins and digging through teller drawers, MyFoxDetroit.com reported.
They grow up so fast.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty ballsy. He'll be the only 6th grader with a federal conviction.

7/13/2013 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Funny and sad, like a clown dying."

You ain't seen nuthin' yet SCC!

Just wait until the funeral... There'll be lots of multi-colored hair, a half dozen red noses and 13 big-assed red shoes sticking out of a midget's coffin...

WHOOOOO!

The procession to the cemetery is gonna be a mutha!

McFreeBernieKerik is the hearse driver.

Gawd! This whole country is decaying to a flaming shit-show as those in power screw themselves into the ground defending the indefensible while pleading ignorance to the obvious.

7/13/2013 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger bdoran said...

Salon has the answer: White People killed Detroit.

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/12/white_people_killed_detroit/

7/13/2013 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Sid farkus said...

A future Chicago politician

7/13/2013 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....and he was released to his parents (if they can be found)

7/13/2013 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My first month on the job, pulled up to an armed robbery job, guy flees from the store with gun in hand, I give chase into the alley with a takedown. Low and behold, turns out a 12 yr old was the offender. That set my whole outlook on society and this job.

7/13/2013 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Animals.

7/13/2013 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rolls of coins.....Check 7-11 for anyone buying large quantities of Skittles.
It's not the Solid Dolla Bandit, he already in jail.

7/13/2013 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agent: Son,why did rob the bank?

Kid: Because that's where the money is.

7/13/2013 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think, he could be obammas son !

7/14/2013 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No crime here. He just needed some coin to buy some skittles and a hoodie.

7/14/2013 09:23:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Gotta love Detroit...or what's left of it.

7/14/2013 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Omni Consumer Products take over yet?

GRIN! XD

7/14/2013 11:00:00 PM  

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