Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Words to Live By

Unimpeachable wisdom:


It keeps the bosses happy.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... what exactly is an 'Event Number'???

Citizen Kane

7/10/2013 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep calm and pull an event number?

Oh, HELL no, SCC; that would mean something actually happened. AND there's a record of it.

We can't have that now, can we?

7/10/2013 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep Compstat
...and....
Carry Water
For the Mayor

7/10/2013 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, joke over.... It's gettin old

7/10/2013 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The classic is PTU cars and others on CW-1 getting event # for gas and r-service. Jesus.

7/10/2013 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... what exactly is an 'Event Number'???

It's smoke and mirrors like 99% of everything this city does.

7/10/2013 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about changing the police star to with the Twitter logo in the center? Just saying. You go Gary McTwitter. Maybe we can do police reports via text message too?

7/10/2013 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ok, joke over... It's getting old"

7/10/2013 01:20:00 AM

Funny... Was thinking the same thing about YOU Madame Trend-Setter...

Don't let the door knob hit you in your tight, edgy, up-to-the-minute ass on the way out...

STFU troll... Grown-ups are talking.

7/10/2013 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of all the things I could be doing to actually fulfill my duties as a police officer, but no all they want is event numbers. What a joke.

7/10/2013 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

So... what exactly is an 'Event Number'???

Citizen Kane

7/10/2013 12:09:00 AM
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A number assigned to a specified event type by the police computer under which the details of that event and the officer's activities can be documented.

7/10/2013 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best one I have heard yet.......



A Contact Card mission!!!

What the hell is that????? Pretty sure there are some major lawsuits and likely Supreme Court decisions on stupid contact cards, lets do a mission though!!

7/10/2013 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Ok, joke over.... It's gettin old

7/10/2013 01:20:00 AM



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Sadly it is not a joke, and it continues everyday. Thanks for your input though, must be an exempt member

7/10/2013 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: two black kids set a white kid on fire for being white. If it was two white kids doing it to a black kid it would be national news to the zimmerman level. but alas it's not:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teenagers-poured-gasoline-boy-walking-home-school-set-fire-cops-article-1.1033062

7/10/2013 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-son-of-figure-in-blagojevich-probe-wins-white-house-internship-20130710,0,2001220.story

WOW - Obama hires son of crooked fundraiser for convicted felon rod Blagojevich to an intern spot at the white house.

so that's what I have to do to get my kid a white house internship . . . .

7/10/2013 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: two black kids set a white kid on fire for being white. If it was two white kids doing it to a black kid it would be national news to the zimmerman level. but alas it's not:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teenagers-poured-gasoline-boy-walking-home-school-set-fire-cops-article-1.1033062

7/10/2013 02:24:00 PM

So then you remember when the black kid was set on fire by white classmates in 2010?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrlYK3jwWZs

I wasn't looking for this one. I was looking for another incident that I could not find where the boy was playing with his "friends" in the woods and they set him on fire. Be pissed that any kid would be set on fire by anybody. Would it have made you feel better if it was a white kid setting him on fire? All the little arsonist bastards should be turned over to us because no kid deserves this. There isn't a good and bad reason to set someone on fire. Note: no other video/link popped up for the black kid who was set on fire by whites but a trillion popped up for the blacks who set the white kid on fire. Rest assured my sentiments towards both sets of offenders are the same as my compassion to the victims are.

7/10/2013 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... what exactly is an 'Event Number'???

Citizen Kane

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directives.chicagopolice.org

7/10/2013 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep calm...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=687021117978437&set=a.635196806494202.1073741828.635084739838742&type=1&theater

7/10/2013 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHIVE ON...4yrs to retirement and then my Chivin' ass is getting the f out of dodge. This city and state are done.

Rome is burning but the Politicians keep playing their fiddle...

7/11/2013 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has someone made a tee shirt of this one? I need it.

7/11/2013 07:00:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

We are being told what to do by those that never had to.

7/11/2013 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The classic is PTU cars and others on CW-1 getting event # for gas and r-service. Jesus.

7/10/2013 07:49:00 AM

How do you not know a number is generated every time you go downfor gas and r-service, whether youaskfor it or not? Some units require it to be written on the humper, er, log, er.. activity sheet.

7/11/2013 07:56:00 PM  

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