Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Keep a Stiff Upper Lip

Just before London was bombed during the Blitz, Britain's Ministry of Information produced a poster to raise morale and encourage the staid English to maintain order:


McJersey must have seen or gotten a copy of this poster, because he wasn't shocked or appalled or depressed by the weekend numbers - no, he was "disappointed"
  • Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said Monday that his crime-fighting strategies are “clearly working,” even though he was “disappointed” at the number of shootings across the city during the long July 4th weekend.

    “There’s still an unacceptable amount of violence in this city,” McCarthy said at a news conference.

We didn't know that there was an "acceptable" level of violence, but if he could just put a number to it, we'd have some idea of his so-called "goals.

In another article, he maintains that he has Rahm's full support:
  • While homicides and shootings for the year are sharply down from a bloody 2012, Chicago police Superintendent Garry McCarthy expressed disappointment Monday at the violent Fourth of July weekend but remained confident that police strategies are working.

    "I'm absolutely positive that I enjoy the mayor's confidence," McCarthy said in answer to a reporter's question. "He wants to know what's going on, just like I want to know."

    Still, the holiday bloodshed — more than 70 people were shot, 11 fatally, from Wednesday afternoon through Sunday evening — illustrated how the department will be tested as summer rolls on.
There's that continued comparison to last year, a year that we have pointed out time and time again, is the outlier, the one that ruins the curve.

And guess who is going to be blamed at CompStat this week?
  • In light of last week's shootings, McCarthy said the department must better enforce curfew violations, particularly in the city's parks where two young boys were shot in separate incidents.

    "Having people shot at 12:30 at night in a city park can be prevented by the police if we clear that park," he said in reference to the shooting of 5-year-old Jaden Donald in Cooper Park early Friday.

Well gee, we used to have a park car up in many districts, but that kind of went unmanned three or four days a week because every district ended up short 50 or 100 coppers from just 8 years ago. Now somehow it's our fault that parents don't put their kids to bed at a reasonable hour. We imagine next month, we'll be tucking junior in after feeding him milk and cookies, before reading him a bedtime story.

Here's a new poster for McFantasyLand:


Wow, we feel better already!

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96 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mention that its now legal to carry a gun in Chicago if u fit certain criteria.

7/09/2013 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone here really believe that any of the current exempts of the CPD could do any better than McCarthy has done in dealing with gang/handgun violence in Chicago? Really? I didn't think so either.

7/09/2013 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep calm and put another movie on.

Keep calm and give me an event #.

Keep calm and screw Rahm.

7/09/2013 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we listen to the
" potatohead" he wants to put the national guard out on the streets
I feel we can comprise and have state police handle traffic and calls and put the experienced street teams back out.
TRU and MSF teams back out on the street . Forget the gang truce B/S and go for the gusto the cops working the neighborhood know "who's who" in the gangs and can start to " go on the hunt"

7/09/2013 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, here in the north side of 012 when we call 911 about people in the park at midnight drinking with their car's sound system cranked up as high as it will go the operators tend to hassle us.

In fact, the operators tend to hassle most everyone in our neighborhood who calls 911. Especially if the suspicious person you call about is of their same background.

911 Operator: "How do you know they aren't your neighbor?"

Resident: "Because we have no Amish neighbors."

7/09/2013 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that second one could make a great t-shirt.


Just got home from a side job sitting in a shit hole trying to keep the assholes away. It really dawned on me and funny you mentioned it SCC, what are we to do about small children out at all hours with the sacks of shit that brought them into the world? I can't in good conscience call them parents as they lack even the basic skills. I saw at least 3 different gangbangers with strollers filled with children just hanging out at 0100-0200, just pathetic. They fill these kids with "juice" and let them run wild until they run out of gas.

Honestly the savagery aside, this will never stop because society will not let it. Instead of repercussions they are given excuses, pity, and sorrow. Enough of the bullshit, cut these sacks off the taxpayers tit and hold them accountable.

I don't like any political party as a whole but this democratic socialist stuff has ruined a once great city in a once great country.

Oh and just for good measure, FUCK YOU Governor Potato Head.

7/09/2013 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous CONCEALED CARRY said...

Yo, Potato Head:

It's Tuesday, July 9th. What you gonna do about House Bill 183, you pandering pussy?

7/09/2013 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**** "I'm absolutely positive that I enjoy the mayor's confidence," McCarthy said.. ****

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Then pay your bar tab and pack your bags McJersey. Having any 'mayor's confidence' is the Kiss Of Death, your through McNitwit. Have a nice flight to Newark.

[Cocked & locked]

7/09/2013 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that pussy. We were running from job to job on the 4 th. There was non stop savage violence that night. Nobody signed up for the dickheads VRI so there were no VRI cars out. Where was that fuckin jag off, he took a long holiday weekend which many of us were denied. This guy is selling his troops down the river blaming us for the savage violence just to save his political career. He should look at all is failed initiatives and dismantling of units then start taking some blame for himself.

7/09/2013 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD compensation and Pension is subpar to NYPD

From NYPD recruiting site

NYPD Pay after 5.5 Years is $90,829.00

Additional Benefits
10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
Unlimited sick leave with full pay
A choice of paid medical programs
Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
Annuity fund
Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
Optional retirement at one half salary after 22 years of service*
Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 22 years of service (if not retiring)

*Newly hired NYPD officers can expect to receive nearly $2.2 million in pension payments and City paid health benefits over 32 years of retirement, based on the current average salary including overtime pay and other compensation; the average age of 26 for newly hired Police Officers; retirement at age 48 after 22 years of service, and assuming the average life expectancy of 80 years.

7/09/2013 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov Potato Head, He is with the people. That evil NRA trying to let every law abiding citizen carry a gun. Our Gov will protect us from you!

7/09/2013 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clear a public park at curfew on a warm summer night?
Can you say RIOT?
You first McWhiskey

7/09/2013 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know of a certain near west side district that sometimes has two park cars working third watch, but some how they never seem to be around to close the parks.

7/09/2013 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuk the Clouted Do Nothing

7/09/2013 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the state police has any staffing left? Are you kidding me? Controlled by the same dems who control your place. Cuts and retirements have hit state police too. Except on the tollways where it is funded by YOUR toll money
ISP is woefully short too now

7/09/2013 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woman gets sexually assaulted on the 1000 block of Western avenue. Police gives " vague" description of offender including black doo-rag,green shirt and large studded earrings. How did victim notice those things but not the color of his skin?

7/09/2013 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

by the way, you can buy that "keep calm" poster at Hobby Lobby.

7/09/2013 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work the lake front detail in the second district. My partner and I CONSTANTLY see citizens from the second district coming over to the beach with their small children (and babies) after park hours; 11:30 p.m. and they are heading towards the lake! WTF. Both of us just look at one another and laugh sometimes. Both he and I put our 2 year olds to sleep at 8 p.m. or so yet second district patrons are heading to the beach at almost midnight? I LMAO sometimes. My cousin who is a CPD detective told me once "There are only two kinds of people are out after midnight; EMS and criminals.

7/09/2013 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame the police for curfew violations. Blame anyone BUT the people who are responsible for these kids being out. Yep...it must be the Police Depts fault. I guess it really does take a village to raise an idiot.

7/09/2013 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McDumbass tells the citizens of shitcago and the media sheep that HIS policies are working.....HELLO...you just had roughly 80 people shot this holiday weekend...he is just lucky the weather has been so cool and rainy.

7/09/2013 08:43:00 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

Alleviating the shortage of police officers will help, but the citizens have to help.

And I mean help by a) teaching their children right from wrong b) keeping track of them c)and yes, good citizens packing heat to stop the awful gangs from their depredations. No, not vigilante, but being able to call police and not worrying about the gangs retaliating!

Lots of luck Chicago. 99 percent of the people are good people and can be relied on to carry a gun without any problems. It works here in Texas, and yet we are so close to the narco-terrorist in Mexico!

7/09/2013 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are we warning? No one cares that the animals are loose in the zoo but us! Sheeple everywhere and theyll vote to keep it this way

7/09/2013 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all starts in the White House. If he would call out the savagery instead of blaming us, and BACK US it would go a long way. He still believes WE are the problem.

7/09/2013 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. W.T.F. Sitting in br 50 and the Deputies refuse to open door and start screening defendants till 0900. Seems they are all pissed be ause Judge O'Donnel makes them work. So Deputies fucking us over now. Add another hour to court. Ridiculous.

7/09/2013 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Now that second one could make a great t-shirt.


Just got home from a side job sitting in a shit hole trying to keep the assholes away. It really dawned on me and funny you mentioned it SCC, what are we to do about small children out at all hours with the sacks of shit that brought them into the world? I can't in good conscience call them parents as they lack even the basic skills. I saw at least 3 different gangbangers with strollers filled with children just hanging out at 0100-0200, just pathetic. They fill these kids with "juice" and let them run wild until they run out of gas.

Honestly the savagery aside, this will never stop because society will not let it. Instead of repercussions they are given excuses, pity, and sorrow. Enough of the bullshit, cut these sacks off the taxpayers tit and hold them accountable.

I don't like any political party as a whole but this democratic socialist stuff has ruined a once great city in a once great country.

Oh and just for good measure, FUCK YOU Governor Potato Head.

7/09/2013 03:05:00 AM

True. Now you see the need for Planned Parenthood. I'm sure those counselors were getting through to some of those girls about using contraception. The people that believe folks are not going to have sex are delusional. For every action there is a reaction. The closing of Planned Parenthood clinics will result in more teen pregnancies. There is no magic formula.

7/09/2013 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Chicago the sight of the next Police Academy movie?

7/09/2013 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should tell mcnumbskull that kids can be out past curfew as long as there with their parents. Anyone in the media want to question that statement. Oh yea your all a bunch of yes men.

7/09/2013 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone should read Rich Aguilar's article about Richard Schnadig on page 6 in the July 2013 F.O.P. newslwtter! Schnadig has to be Rahm's idol. He is a piece of shit just like Rahm the tyrant and proud of it!!!

7/09/2013 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Time and a half VRI whore said...

Keep calm and call for a paper car.

7/09/2013 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If we listen to the
" potatohead" he wants to put the national guard out on the streets
I feel we can comprise and have state police handle traffic and calls and put the experienced street teams back out.
TRU and MSF teams back out on the street . Forget the gang truce B/S and go for the gusto the cops working the neighborhood know "who's who" in the gangs and can start to " go on the hunt"

7/09/2013 01:34:00 AM

Well, I feel we should hire enough police to perform the police functions necessary to adequately police this city.

In other words, HIRE MORE POLICE and stop trying to do more and more with fewer and fewer bodies.

Besides, what should the State police do about their own shortages, while they're busy doing OUR work?

7/09/2013 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Let's see what happens this weekend. Maybe the beast will mess with someone who has an FOID card who cares about his family.

7/09/2013 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Neverend Racist Al Sharpton has announced he will relocate and reside in Chicago for two months this summer and launch a new anti-violence initiative.

It seems he has not heard about Tio Hardiman, director for CeaseFire Illinois and creator of the Violence Interrupter Initiative.

7/09/2013 10:05:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

And now they're rolling out the new curfew protocol in prototype districts 010, 011, 015 & 025.

The Fort Fellatio Braintrust determined they'd kill two birds with one stone:

* the appearance that we're removing ghetto bastards from the streets before they become lead recipients and (more importantly for T.D. 9.5)...

* the issuance of ANOVs - $$$$$$$ !!!!! - for any kid snatched-up for the 3rd or more time in a year.

What the deep thinkers haven't figured out is that the ghetto DON'T PAY BILLS / FINES.

Soooooooo....

When this latest money grab fails miserably (just like ANOVs for weed), watch for the 'Bossholes' (trademark of WSIDN) to order "Curfew Missions" where we city workers live. They already hammer us via DOR scouting and writing any bullshit violation, so expect this sometime in the near future. Now HERE'S where you need to pay attention:

*** The new CPD Curfew order reads that an ANOV will only be written when relinquishing curfew violators to a "parent or guardian" ***

You're welcome. Use this information wisely.

7/09/2013 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McDrunk better call the National Guard if he wants to close the parks. We don't have the manpower on the south side.




7/09/2013 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Dodge City Sheriff said...

Welcome to Dodge City.

Keep Calm and Shoot to Kill.

This is what it has boiled down to.

We've had more shootings here over the Holiday weekend than Cairo and we haven't even dethroned Rahm or Quinn.


7/09/2013 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Box, VRI, Event #'s. We're all sick of his idiotic bullshit. His thwarting the truth and playing the #'s games, lying to the public and he and the mayor get away with it. Just like the entire Obama administration. They can lie, fib, alter information, endanger lives, hide the truth, waste money and not a damn thing is done to any of them. Our country is lost and our city is gone. Arm yourselves boys and girls cause we all are in for a rocky road ahead. Protect yourselves and your families.

7/09/2013 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tired of working a dead end job in a burning city with a drunk boss that keeps telling us that everything is our fault. How's that for morale?

7/09/2013 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate to say it, but the crime numbers are all skewed due to one particular segment of society. Maybe it's time to stop counting all the shootings that occur in the ghetto among the thugs and simply exclude them. Can anyone imagine the HUGE cost of medical care that is going to be required treating at least 70 gunshot victims? Add to that next weeks total and the prior weeks and on and on, and you easily rack up multimillion dollar costs that the taxpayers are on the hook for.

7/09/2013 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Just venting: Morale is shit on this department and as a new officer I couldn't help but wonder why. I was as happy as a kid in a candy store just to be wearing the uniform (which I still am grateful and proud to be wearing). Well as I gained years of experience working first and third watch I started realizing that those old timers who bitched all the time actually were bitter for a reason. I know officers with 13 plus years who need days because of children ext ext that are stuck on a watch they don't want because in every district there are those few officers known as the 20 % who are "taken care of". These few 20% either are related to a big boss or former big boss or they are tight with the right people in their district. They get to jump in front of people with ten plus years more experience than them to get days, special assignments and preferred working hours/districts. These same people are invited to special study groups so that they can be given the answers or at least steered in the right direction on how to study for the promotional exam. Then even if they are too stupid to pass on their own they can be put in as "merit" which everyone knows is a complete fraud. On top of that the watch personnel are abused by being sent from job to job all tour and then looked down upon or denied time off from higher ups for not bringing in enough activity. (while these cops with half the time as them are sitting pretty wherevery they may be) A simple solution would be to have every position filled by seniority "because the department can not be trusted to do a fair application process". once every position is filled have achievable requirements that must be met to hold that position (no matter what that position is). If that person does not meet that requirement then offer the position to the next in line based off seniority. If the city wants aggressive police they must improve morale. This is just a basic idea that i threw out there that is very simple. If the department is serious about crime reduction and proactive policing they must start by making this job equally fair to all the employees. mobile out

7/09/2013 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with the Concealed Carry memo from Legal Affairs which makes NO SENSE whatsoever? What lawretard who never made a UUW arrest wrote that crap?

7/09/2013 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In fact, the operators tend to hassle most everyone in our neighborhood who calls 911. Especially if the suspicious person you call about is of their same background."

You can thank the previous 911 director, Cortez Trotter, for that. 80% of them are democrats. He somehow managed to get a large number of "his" people hired. They all belong to his church and have no qualifications whatsoever.

7/09/2013 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep calm and screw Rahm.

7/09/2013 01:19:00 AM

Eeew. No thanks.

7/09/2013 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone see the "order- message " that came out last night. if you get someone with a gun and they have the mentioned credentials that make them law abiding , we are not to arrest them, just make out a CONTACT CARD.Until further notice because of Michael Moore et al vs Lisa Madigan... really? a contact card? anything else, or if just one of the mentioned documentation required is not readily available then we can confiscate and arrest. it was in the ascfme messages section when you log on.. check it out

7/09/2013 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: "Rep. Mell Wants Father's Seat On Chicago City Council"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/rep-mell-wants-fathers-se_n_3566794.html


That's the way it works in Crook County/Chicago, right?

Good bloodlines & bequeathing political office to sons, daughters and assorted relatives.


rb

7/09/2013 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 9:43am whore is the perfect description for yourself. I have over 20 yrs on this job and it amazes me not that guys like you are lazy dogs thats a given whether you are working overtime or your regular shift. What amazes me is how dumb and undisciplined you are that with all that time on you still have to work overtime. Please don't blame it on your kids education or you are under water on your mortgage because that just means you over extended your self and if it's cause you have 5 kids then you should realized beforehand you should not of had that many kids, enjoy working your days off moron. After 5 yrs on I never checked the money box I invested wisely and Il bet I've spent a lot more than you so don't think I'm frugal. I bet you can't wait to get that retro check so you can go on another vacation. Good luck trying to survive when they take our pensions and your paying for healthcare. Maybe you can come and cut my grass for some extra money.

7/09/2013 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
O.T. W.T.F. Sitting in br 50 and the Deputies refuse to open door and start screening defendants till 0900. Seems they are all pissed be ause Judge O'Donnel makes them work. So Deputies fucking us over now. Add another hour to court. Ridiculous.

7/09/2013 09:09:00 AM

Sounds like Markham. Does the judge also refuse to come out until 40 mins after court was supposed to start?

7/09/2013 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the fuck does McFailure think we have the manpower to be clearing these parks and writing countless curfews?
He's as out of touch with reality as Napoleon is.

7/09/2013 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Our country is lost and our city is gone. Arm yourselves boys and girls cause we all are in for a rocky road ahead. Protect yourselves and your families."

Sounds like an excerpt from Bernie Epton's '83 concession speech.

7/09/2013 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. W.T.F. Sitting in br 50 and the Deputies refuse to open door and start screening defendants till 0900. Seems they are all pissed be ause Judge O'Donnel makes them work. So Deputies fucking us over now. Add another hour to court. Ridiculous

What are you talking about? PO's are always able to enter in front of people being screened. Maybe you were to busy window licking and just did walk up to the door and open it.
Deputies are great in Br50 as is the Judge.
Don't start any b/s cause you are slow.

Officer STFU

7/09/2013 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can thank the previous 911 director, Cortez Trotter, for that. 80% of them are democrats. He somehow managed to get a large number of "his" people hired. They all belong to his church and have no qualifications whatsoever.



Truer words have never been spoken.
What ever happened to the requirement that dispatchers have a clear speaking voice?
You practically need a translator for some of Cortez's hires.

7/09/2013 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about buying every single household central air conditioning HVAC system. Perhaps they can get to bed at a reasonable hour and not stay up until the early morning hours outdoors! Also buy them a handgun and ammunition for their protection indoors and outdoors!

More Crime Reduction Strategies coming soon after the next blood bath weekend.

In the meanwhile take photographs of Supt McCarthy out on these bloody weekends: what and where is Supt McCarthy doing when these victims are shot and killed in unusual high numbers!

7/09/2013 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know of a certain near west side district that sometimes has two park cars working third watch, but some how they never seem to be around to close the parks.

7/09/2013 07:36:00 AM

How is it that the "Park Car" ( in 012) that has a 1400 start time gets to leave at 2100 everyday? WTF ! The bosses wonder why people bitch and do less work.

7/09/2013 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Woman gets sexually assaulted on the 1000 block of Western avenue. Police gives " vague" description of offender including black doo-rag,green shirt and large studded earrings. How did victim notice those things but not the color of his skin?

7/09/2013 08:13:00 AM

Unless you've ever endured the horror of being sexually assaulted, you cannot begin to imagine why some details of the incident are quite clear and others will remain elusive for the rest of the victim's life.

I speak from personal experience.

7/09/2013 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT: Just venting: Morale is shit on this department and as a new officer I couldn't help but wonder why. I was as happy as a kid in a candy store just to be wearing the uniform (which I still am grateful and proud to be wearing). Well as I gained years of experience working first and third watch I started realizing that those old timers who bitched all the time actually were bitter for a reason. I know officers with 13 plus years who need days because of children ext ext that are stuck on a watch they don't want because in every district there are those few officers known as the 20 % who are "taken care of". These few 20% either are related to a big boss or former big boss or they are tight with the right people in their district. They get to jump in front of people with ten plus years more experience than them to get days, special assignments and preferred working hours/districts. These same people are invited to special study groups so that they can be given the answers or at least steered in the right direction on how to study for the promotional exam. Then even if they are too stupid to pass on their own they can be put in as "merit" which everyone knows is a complete fraud. On top of that the watch personnel are abused by being sent from job to job all tour and then looked down upon or denied time off from higher ups for not bringing in enough activity. (while these cops with half the time as them are sitting pretty wherevery they may be) A simple solution would be to have every position filled by seniority "because the department can not be trusted to do a fair application process". once every position is filled have achievable requirements that must be met to hold that position (no matter what that position is). If that person does not meet that requirement then offer the position to the next in line based off seniority. If the city wants aggressive police they must improve morale. This is just a basic idea that i threw out there that is very simple. If the department is serious about crime reduction and proactive policing they must start by making this job equally fair to all the employees. mobile out

7/09/2013 12:19:00 PM


You see, those old timers weren't born that way, they had to get shit on for years by this department to become cynical and hard nosed.

As you go forward on this job you will come to realize that there are three things in life that are legit, above board and on the level:

1. Roller Derby
2. Professional Wrestling
3. The Chicago Police Department

7/09/2013 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the city wants aggressive police they must improve morale. This is just a basic idea that i threw out there that is very simple. If the department is serious about crime reduction and proactive policing they must start by making this job equally fair to all the employees. mobile out

7/09/2013 12:19:00 PM

Let me shoot some holes in your "simple" solution, son.

To promote based on time on the job alone defies reason. Basic psychological principle: you don't appreciate something you are just handed. Look at the ghetto.

You parrot the usual 'they had the answer' to the study groups. These are people that put in a lot of time and effort to gain those promotions. There are only a set amount of questions you can pull from the orders. Those groups put out thousands of questions. You are bound to hit the right ones with those numbers.

Go out in the private sector. All promotions are merit. At least you HAVE a shot. The vast majority are legit. Are there guys that get the nod? Sure, but not as many as you might think. A lot are test smart and job stupid.

Don't fight the fight to give up your legitimate right to work for your promotion. Just be better than the other guy. Continue to work hard. There are promotions for guys like you. Just don't feed into the bitterness and hopelessness so many fall victim to. That's s ghetto/trailer trash mentality.

7/09/2013 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We got a Tiny Dancer from the Far North suburbs as a mayor who DID NOT grow up in Chicago and don't give a fuck and a Supt of Police who don't know SHIT about Chicago and sits getting drunk the whole Independence Weekend while citizens and tourists getting robbed and terrorized and over 74 shot and a dozen killed. Then sobers up on Monday and his new strategy is to twitter all. Forget the snitch boxes. Yea go back to the bar and have another drink asshole. We'll handle the shit. WE don't need you or Tiny Dancer. 2 FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/09/2013 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Just venting: Morale is shit on this department and as a new officer I couldn't help but wonder why. I was as happy as a kid in a candy store just to be wearing the uniform (which I still am grateful and proud to be wearing). Well as I gained years of experience working first and third watch I started realizing that those old timers who bitched all the time actually were bitter for a reason. I know officers with 13 plus years who need days because of children ext ext that are stuck on a watch they don't want because in every district there are those few officers known as the 20 % who are "taken care of". These few 20% either are related to a big boss or former big boss or they are tight with the right people in their district. They get to jump in front of people with ten plus years more experience than them to get days, special assignments and preferred working hours/districts. These same people are invited to special study groups so that they can be given the answers or at least steered in the right direction on how to study for the promotional exam. Then even if they are too stupid to pass on their own they can be put in as "merit" which everyone knows is a complete fraud. On top of that the watch personnel are abused by being sent from job to job all tour and then looked down upon or denied time off from higher ups for not bringing in enough activity. (while these cops with half the time as them are sitting pretty wherevery they may be) A simple solution would be to have every position filled by seniority "because the department can not be trusted to do a fair application process". once every position is filled have achievable requirements that must be met to hold that position (no matter what that position is). If that person does not meet that requirement then offer the position to the next in line based off seniority. If the city wants aggressive police they must improve morale. This is just a basic idea that i threw out there that is very simple. If the department is serious about crime reduction and proactive policing they must start by making this job equally fair to all the employees. mobile out

Don't know why your proud about wearing your bus driver outfit. But, this department sucks, if you have under ten years get the fuck out. If you just started go back to school get a degree and go FED, DEA, ATF, FBI, ICE....get the fuck out, you will have better pay, better hours, less work and best, best of all you won't have to live in the sewer you work in. Or have your family waddle in the sewer that is this city...think about it..wish I would have listened to this advice when I was new...too late for me now

7/09/2013 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Woman gets sexually assaulted on the 1000 block of Western avenue. Police gives " vague" description of offender including black doo-rag,green shirt and large studded earrings. How did victim notice those things but not the color of his skin?

7/09/2013 08:13:00 AM

Unless you've ever endured the horror of being sexually assaulted, you cannot begin to imagine why some details of the incident are quite clear and others will remain elusive for the rest of the victim's life.

I speak from personal experience.


7/09/2013 05:09:00 PM


I've made some arrests on those. In one, the woman was so disturbed she didn't want to go forward with charges at all. The lumps the offender got during arrest was all the justice that happened. On another, the victim was knocked unconscious, perhaps mercifully, and remembered nothing.

Best wishes on getting on with your life. Stay safe.

7/09/2013 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the meanwhile take photographs of Supt McCarthy out on these bloody weekends: what and where is Supt McCarthy doing when these victims are shot and killed in unusual high numbers!

7/09/2013 03:38:00 PM

Ah! Where's McWaldo?

7/09/2013 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

know of a certain near west side district that sometimes has two park cars working third watch, but some how they never seem to be around to close the parks.

7/09/2013 07:36:00 AM

How is it that the "Park Car" ( in 012) that has a 1400 start time gets to leave at 2100 everyday? WTF ! The bosses wonder why people bitch and do less work.

With the parks closing at 1100 PM there is no way that any park car should be given hours that send them home before the park closes and actually should be on duty an hour or two later to close the parks
But this is CPD and the commander makes those hours and is never questioned by the higher ups

7/09/2013 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the fuck does McFailure think we have the manpower to be clearing these parks and writing countless curfews?
He's as out of touch with reality as Napoleon is.

There is the manpower but as stated in prior comments, the park car leaves at 2100 hrs instead of being assigned until after the parks are closed The commanders do as they want for their favorites and ignore McCarthy

7/09/2013 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 7:36 am if you had any balls and you got assigned to close the park you would ask for a mobile on air with the park car if they don't answer ask for a sgt on air and ask where's the park car. Probably won't resolve anything but it will ruffle a lot of feathers I've done it numerous times with park cars, traffic ect. Also when they assign you a crossing asked if there is any foot, neighborhoods relation cars they are supposed to handle ahead of you you as a beat car you are a last result

7/09/2013 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
To 9:43am whore is the perfect description for yourself. I have over 20 yrs on this job and it amazes me not that guys like you are lazy dogs thats a given whether you are working overtime or your regular shift. What amazes me is how dumb and undisciplined you are that with all that time on you still have to work overtime. Please don't blame it on your kids education or you are under water on your mortgage because that just means you over extended your self and if it's cause you have 5 kids then you should realized beforehand you should not of had that many kids, enjoy working your days off moron. After 5 yrs on I never checked the money box I invested wisely and Il bet I've spent a lot more than you so don't think I'm frugal. I bet you can't wait to get that retro check so you can go on another vacation. Good luck trying to survive when they take our pensions and your paying for healthcare. Maybe you can come and cut my grass for some extra money.

7/09/2013 02:13:00 PM

What a pompus ass you are. Who the fuck are you to lecture me as to why I work overtime? Who the fuck are you assume details about my financial position or why I do what I do. Don't want to work VRI? Then don't. I don't have to either, but I do, and I don't regret it, not do I have to explain to you why I do it. Lucky for me I don't have to depend on a significant other's income, someone who may have lost their job in the latest downturn. Or I don't have to worry about a sibling or child's catasrophic illness, where the extra money may come in handy to help out. And yeah, there are plenty of people out there with lots of kids and an underwater mortgage, and what may have been living within their means ten years ago is unrealistic today. But because they not have been banking their paychecks while living in moms basement, VRI a few times a month helps make things a little easier. This job is full of strokes like yourself who go on and on about how smart you are and how stupid everyone else is for working their days off. Your sactimonious crap gets old real quick. And please, mark me down as "real impressed" about how much money you spend, I hear that friends you need to buy don't come cheap.

7/09/2013 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, I am Libby and a top of the ranks in Alpha Girls. Judy told me about the dissing us elite.
FYI, 10 of us just got back from Mexico training the police there for SWAT. We did them right and now they are trained the Alpha girl way.
Also, for all you guys out there !! We will be out there in force over this weekend as a group in the near north area.
The days of flash mobs are over and we got the go ahead to make all safe. You empty holsters can write parkers with that idiot Missy while we take too doing real police action. We are all rifle trained and are the best on the street. We even changed our rdo of S/S to work the area.
The people demand the best and we are the best ! We are Alpha Girls !

7/09/2013 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone see the "order- message " that came out last night. if you get someone with a gun and they have the mentioned credentials that make them law abiding , we are not to arrest them, just make out a CONTACT CARD.Until further notice because of Michael Moore et al vs Lisa Madigan... really? a contact card? anything else, or if just one of the mentioned documentation required is not readily available then we can confiscate and arrest. it was in the ascfme messages section when you log on.. check it out

Yes and if you have a problem with Legit citizens protecting themselves, arrest them. Make their day. Punitive damages ring a bell.

7/09/2013 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Baby

7/09/2013 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Our country is lost and our city is gone. Arm yourselves boys and girls cause we all are in for a rocky road ahead. Protect yourselves and your families."

Sounds like an excerpt from Bernie Epton's '83 concession speech.

7/09/2013 02:59:00 PM



the irony is that Bernie was spot on.

the absurdity is that you are the confirmation of the irony.

and, believe it or not, i would be pleased to proven wrong, as i'm busy enough as it is.







Chalkie

7/09/2013 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take Heart.

There are two institutions in the United States that have not succumbed to the pervasisve dishonor and rampant corruption that has consumed the rest: Law Enforcement and the Military.

And a Trial is coming, a forest of swords hang by threads above the Nation.

Yet bravery and Honor have prevailed many times against long odds.

Our foes have no souls, and are feeding on the ruins they have created.

America will endure, it has too many natural advantages including yes it's people, the good side of whom you don't see enough of..

Take Heart. Out of the coming Trial we will rise again.

7/09/2013 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=9167474&rss=rss-wls-article-9167474

Ya gotta be kidding me this fucking Douche Bag is trying to shake down the Gap when at least 77 of his supporters were shoot over the weekend. Hey yo Jesse how about you and Phather Phaker go stand on one of the Dope Boy corners this weekend if your serious about doing something and see how that shit works out for ya. Come on media ask him where was he all weekend and ask about the roving bands of youfs to

7/09/2013 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
by the way, you can buy that "keep calm" poster at Hobby Lobby.

7/09/2013 08:32:00 AM


Interesting, Hobby Lobby is suing the Obama administration over the horrendous Obamacare/ federal Healthcare Mandate and winning.

Support Hobby Lobby!

They are threatening to fine them millions of dollars a year until they fold. The company has brass balls to standup to the Dictator.

7/09/2013 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
CPD compensation and Pension is subpar to NYPD

From NYPD recruiting site

NYPD Pay after 5.5 Years is $90,829.00

Additional Benefits
10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
Unlimited sick leave with full pay
A choice of paid medical programs
Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
Annuity fund
Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
Optional retirement at one half salary after 22 years of service*
Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 22 years of service (if not retiring)

*Newly hired NYPD officers can expect to receive nearly $2.2 million in pension payments and City paid health benefits over 32 years of retirement, based on the current average salary including overtime pay and other compensation; the average age of 26 for newly hired Police Officers; retirement at age 48 after 22 years of service, and assuming the average life expectancy of 80 years.

7/09/2013 06:03:00 AM


Don't forget that an NYPD MOS/Officer can retire after 20 years and begin collecting their pension at any age. There is no minimum retirement age. You get on at 21 and you can retire at 41 with full retirement.

CPD and the City of Chicago SUCK!

Will we even have a pension?

7/09/2013 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have always had conceal carry in Illinois. It is called a being a politician. They conceal and carry all of our tax dollars and pension funds to their bank accounts!!!!

7/09/2013 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, I am Libby and a top of the ranks in Alpha Girls. Judy told me about the dissing us elite.
FYI, 10 of us just got back from Mexico training the police there for SWAT. We did them right and now they are trained the Alpha girl way.
Also, for all you guys out there !! We will be out there in force over this weekend as a group in the near north area.
The days of flash mobs are over and we got the go ahead to make all safe. You empty holsters can write parkers with that idiot Missy while we take too doing real police action. We are all rifle trained and are the best on the street. We even changed our rdo of S/S to work the area.
The people demand the best and we are the best ! We are Alpha Girls !

7/09/2013 08:11:00 PM



i suppose this means i'd better stock up on breath mints.






Chalkie

7/09/2013 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a Trial is coming, a forest of swords hang by threads above the Nation.


7/09/2013 08:42:00 PM



hey, you're not supposed to be able to see those swords, let alone the threads they hang from.

who ratted us out?



Emperor Barry the Magnificent

7/09/2013 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good girl Libby, We did do the people across the boarder right. The female officers in Mexico want to start there own Alpha Girls. Our CEO is so proud that we are going world wide with our peogram.

We will be running deep in 001-018 this weekend. We will be in C.D but we are allowed to wear our "AG" jersey. If you guys want to learn something, watch us take crime to the cleaners.

Judy

7/09/2013 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, that sleaze that knocked out the woman's teeth because she wouldn't give him a cigarette has been arrested AGaIN for attacking patrons at that Wabash/Roosevelt grocery store. He was hitting them with umbrells he stole from the store.
Even the news is reporting he's been arrested 'dozens' of times. Why can't some judge have the guts to lock him up for whatever the maximum is and give the good citizens a break?

7/09/2013 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I say, Keep calm and carry a gun. I do.

7/09/2013 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Our country is lost and our city is gone. Arm yourselves boys and girls cause we all are in for a rocky road ahead. Protect yourselves and your families."

Sounds like an excerpt from Bernie Epton's '83 concession speech.

7/09/2013 02:59:00 PM

the irony is that Bernie was spot on.

the absurdity is that you are the confirmation of the irony.

and, believe it or not, i would be pleased to proven wrong, as i'm busy enough as it is.

Chalkie

7/09/2013 08:40:00 PM

Festus AKA Chalkie is spot on -- how absurdly ironic...

7/09/2013 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can try fairy dust That works in the movies

7/09/2013 10:38:00 PM  
Blogger John Northen said...

5:56 PM ("Da Job is Legit")

So you're part of the clouted "STUDY HARDER" clique. You're either the consummate hypocrite or you get an A+ in delusional.

Fire up a doobie and go to bed.

Pssst! Remember! "Notify the watch commander."

7/09/2013 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone should read Rich Aguilar's article about Richard Schnadig on page 6 in the July 2013 F.O.P. newslwtter! Schnadig has to be Rahm's idol. He is a piece of shit just like Rahm the tyrant and proud of it!!!

7/09/2013 09:38:00 AM

Are you kidding me Mikey? Stay off the blog tool boy

7/09/2013 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
anyone see the "order- message " that came out last night. if you get someone with a gun and they have the mentioned credentials that make them law abiding , we are not to arrest them, just make out a CONTACT CARD.Until further notice because of Michael Moore et al vs Lisa Madigan... really? a contact card? anything else, or if just one of the mentioned documentation required is not readily available then we can confiscate and arrest. it was in the ascfme messages section when you log on.. check it out

7/09/2013 01:56:00 PM

Why would you even want to lock up a law-abiding citizen?

Why even do a contact card on a law-abiding citizen?

Are you that scared of your bosses?

7/09/2013 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to 8:06am
District 15 gets Two pensions one from the state, and one from the tollway. See district 15 is" leased" to the tollway the tollway owns the cars that they use

7/09/2013 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now they're rolling out the new curfew protocol in prototype districts 010, 011, 015 & 025.

The Fort Fellatio Braintrust determined they'd kill two birds with one stone:

* the appearance that we're removing ghetto bastards from the streets before they become lead recipients and (more importantly for T.D. 9.5)...

* the issuance of ANOVs - $$$$$$$ !!!!! - for any kid snatched-up for the 3rd or more time in a year.

What the deep thinkers haven't figured out is that the ghetto DON'T PAY BILLS / FINES.

Soooooooo....

When this latest money grab fails miserably (just like ANOVs for weed), watch for the 'Bossholes' (trademark of WSIDN) to order "Curfew Missions" where we city workers live. They already hammer us via DOR scouting and writing any bullshit violation, so expect this sometime in the near future. Now HERE'S where you need to pay attention:

*** The new CPD Curfew order reads that an ANOV will only be written when relinquishing curfew violators to a "parent or guardian" ***

You're welcome. Use this information wisely.
______________________________________

Thanks for the info hotshot, but if you read the entire order you would have noticed that if you fail to turn the juvenile over to the parent, you're required to mail them the ANOV. Now whether you sign the affidavit under threat of perjury and don't mail the ANOV is your choice.

7/09/2013 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, I am Libby and a top of the ranks in Alpha Girls. Judy told me about the dissing us elite.
FYI, 10 of us just got back from Mexico training the police there for SWAT. We did them right and now they are trained the Alpha girl way.
Also, for all you guys out there !! We will be out there in force over this weekend as a group in the near north area.
The days of flash mobs are over and we got the go ahead to make all safe. You empty holsters can write parkers with that idiot Missy while we take too doing real police action. We are all rifle trained and are the best on the street. We even changed our rdo of S/S to work the area.
The people demand the best and we are the best ! We are Alpha Girls !

We knpw its not you. True Alpha Girls would not have chasnged their SS days off but worked the weekend at time and a half.
Also you girls wouldnt have missed the parade last week end to go and train

7/10/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pompus ass you are. Who the fuck are you to lecture me as to why I work overtime? Who the fuck are you assume details about my financial position or why I do what I do. Don't want to work VRI? Then don't. I don't have to either, but I do, and I don't regret it, not do I have to explain to you why I do it. Lucky for me I don't have to depend on a significant other's income, someone who may have lost their job in the latest downturn. Or I don't have to worry about a sibling or child's catasrophic illness, where the extra money may come in handy to help out. And yeah, there are plenty of people out there with lots of kids and an underwater mortgage, and what may have been living within their means ten years ago is unrealistic today. But because they not have been banking their paychecks while living in moms basement, VRI a few times a month helps make things a little easier. This job is full of strokes like yourself who go on and on about how smart you are and how stupid everyone else is for working their days off. Your sactimonious crap gets old real quick. And please, mark me down as "real impressed" about how much money you spend, I hear that friends you need to buy don't come cheap.

Just ignore the guy that wrote the initial post. Hes a stroke and always writes this shit. Thinks he smarter that everyone else, made the best investments
My guess he's a lonely depressed old fool that still has his room in mom's basement Ptobably unhappy how he screwed up his life

7/10/2013 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You can thank the previous 911 director, Cortez Trotter, for that. 80% of them are democrats. He somehow managed to get a large number of "his" people hired. They all belong to his church and have no qualifications whatsoever.



Truer words have never been spoken.
What ever happened to the requirement that dispatchers have a clear speaking voice?
You practically need a translator for some of Cortez's hires.

7/09/2013 03:03:00 PM

I guess Irish brogue is acceptable.

7/10/2013 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone laughed at the alpha girls posts other than the few guys who get the inside joke?

7/10/2013 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info hotshot, but if you read the entire order you would have noticed that if you fail to turn the juvenile over to the parent, you're required to mail them the ANOV. Now whether you sign the affidavit under threat of perjury and don't mail the ANOV is your choice.

Yet another idiot who misses the whole point of what the original poster is trying to say. You just continue to be the consummate company man and go write those curfews on working people's kids when the time comes. You may know how to read, but you certainly don't know how to read between the lines. Fucking hairgels.

7/10/2013 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is an alpha girl?

7/10/2013 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 7/10/2013 12;48am very well said officer and you are credit to this fine department. i never lived over my means and i work vri as much as possible, the goof who wrote the initial post is a clout heavy political hack who in a clout specialized unit.

7/10/2013 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the person commenting on al sharton relax al is a pimp and a hustler and all he sees in green, if you want a great laugh watch him on the factor when bill oreilly interviews him it the best comedy show in town n you thought rodney dangerfield was great.

7/10/2013 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I was wrong to question why you work overtime but I do think it's sad you call yourself a whore and your proud of the fact you call beat cars to do your paper. I don't think I'm pompous or that smart that's why I can't understand why there are so many cops in bad shape financially who whether you want to admit or not we make a very good living especially guys like me with no college.

7/10/2013 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is an alpha girl?

7/10/2013 12:00:00 PM

Hey fool, I guess you work with that idiot Missy.

People that do not know about us are not the police. We are the elite female members that train hard and are the best.

Our CEO teaches us to be ready and in a fighting mode in a split second. FYI, we have 97 percent of the female PPO' wanting in "A-G."
They train with us and there will be a some that will not make the cut to be elite.

It is projected that we will be 6,000 strong in the country by May 2014. More people see us and are amazed at our no nonsence police actions. A few female commanders at 35th think we should form a new unit. We serve and protect, on and off duty to the people that pay us.

So, walk you beat with Missy and write parkers.

7/10/2013 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I was wrong to question why you work overtime but I do think it's sad you call yourself a whore and your proud of the fact you call beat cars to do your paper. I don't think I'm pompous or that smart that's why I can't understand why there are so many cops in bad shape financially who whether you want to admit or not we make a very good living especially guys like me with no college.

7/10/2013 02:47:00 PM

You are the exact definition of pompous.

7/10/2013 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hello, I am Libby and a top of the ranks in Alpha Girls. Judy told me about the dissing us elite.
FYI, 10 of us just got back from Mexico training the police there for SWAT. We did them right and now they are trained the Alpha girl way.
Also, for all you guys out there !! We will be out there in force over this weekend as a group in the near north area.
The days of flash mobs are over and we got the go ahead to make all safe. You empty holsters can write parkers with that idiot Missy while we take too doing real police action. We are all rifle trained and are the best on the street. We even changed our rdo of S/S to work the area.
The people demand the best and we are the best ! We are Alpha Girls !

We knpw its not you. True Alpha Girls would not have chasnged their SS days off but worked the weekend at time and a half.
Also you girls wouldnt have missed the parade last week end to go and train
7/10/2013 12:42:00 AM

So, all the police in Mexico will be wearing pink velour uniforms from now on?

7/11/2013 12:13:00 AM  

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