Wednesday, July 10, 2013

McTwitter

Here comes the funny:


This will solve crime for sure!

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you have finally come up with a name that fits. McTwitter"

7/10/2013 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$260,000 a year to be the biggest blowhard in Chicago.

7/10/2013 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...

The "Twitter Birds" can replace the scrambled eggs on the bill of his round-crown...

7/10/2013 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing, maybe not, where do they find these winners we've been saddled with ?? This guy sure does not command respect.

7/10/2013 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curious...anyone know why McJersey is listed as hispanic for his race? Maybe I missed it somewhere and not that last names mean everything but I was just wondering...?

7/10/2013 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the department even have computers outfitted with modern software? I swear I saw Windows 98 on a PC at a district recently

7/10/2013 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only McTwits McTweet.

7/10/2013 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#chickletsteeth

7/10/2013 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just plain twit may be more accurate.

7/10/2013 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bird brain

7/10/2013 05:27:00 AM  
Blogger bdoran said...

It could be worse. You could be in Afghanistan with even more insane rules of engagement, like being told to CSI a bomb site you called in an Air Strike on. The Bad guys know of course, a young Marine posting lost his leg that way.

[The Military has no FOP/PBA or Garrity Rule, and it needs them]

http://sofrep.com/21690/rules-of-engagement-gone-wild-boots-on-the-ground-bda-boots-on-the-ground-bda/?hubRefSrc=email#lf_comment=85137637

7/10/2013 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Won't you have to give them a new "obamaphone" that can "tweet" or will "they" have to go to a CTA stop on the mag mile for an" upgrade" ?

7/10/2013 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, he claims to be Hispanic. That, my friends, is why Rahm picked him. It all falls into place now, doesn't it?

7/10/2013 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Because the officers responding to a scene may spot the pictured offender a couple of blocks away from the scene" and yet NOBODY from the media bothers to ask if the department has the capability to do this. What a baldfaced LIE!

7/10/2013 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does the department even have computers outfitted with modern software? I swear I saw Windows 98 on a PC at a district recently

7/10/2013 12:57:00 AM


The standard is Windows XP

7/10/2013 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger John Northen said...

Yo, McTwitter,

Your SCC "twitter" pic made THEE RANT. Check out Post #17.

McTWITTER ON THEE RANT

How are those snitch boxes coming along, slick?

7/10/2013 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! LMFAO, ROTF! McTwitter! I laughed so freaking hard I was in tears. I love it!

7/10/2013 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the department even have computers outfitted with modern software? I swear I saw Windows 98 on a PC at a district recently

ANSWER:

Are you kidding me? These turd dell desktops are only running 512meg of ram. The so called tech came in and "re-imaged" a city big term for formatting the hard drives. He stated they should run fine now. Not a 512 meg of ram. a million dollars to slease fire and they cant even give us working equipment. Formatting a 10 year old computer is like saying you put new spark plugs in a corvette that only has a 4 cylinder engine. What a joke!

7/10/2013 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You're not paid to be a canary,"
— Mr. McGower, the druggist , 'Its a Wonderful Life'

7/10/2013 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
just curious...anyone know why McJersey is listed as hispanic for his race? Maybe I missed it somewhere and not that last names mean everything but I was just wondering...?

7/10/2013 12:53:00 AM

Because he's a closet Corona drinker!!!

7/10/2013 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remeber when Ebonics interpreter/professor was an in-demand occupation? They're sure as hell going to need one for this. Have you ever seen what these "urban yoot" write in their Tweets?

7/10/2013 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatever happened to all the pod cameras? how many homicides or crime do they ever capture?....just a waste of money and yet we can't get a raise.

7/10/2013 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous More Nonsense said...

When you do piss off your puppetmaster and get launched, don't forget to look at the bright side.

Father Phoney is looking for a new Deacon.

Line of Bu-- Sh-- a required skill. You are over qualified.

And remember, what goes on in the rectory, stays in the rectory.

7/10/2013 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good article by Padar:

http://jimpadar.wordpress.com/2013/06/

------------------------------
By Authority of Zone 6 Radio: "Vicious Puppies Are On the Loose"

Some of THE best radio in Chicago.

NC

7/10/2013 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets start tweeting tips about the criminal activity taking place at city hall - I think they call it "council meetings."

7/10/2013 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! LMFAO, ROTF! McTwitter! I laughed so freaking hard I was in tears. I love it!

7/10/2013 08:33:00 AM


Wow... You really need to get out more.. It was funny but not that funny. Relax

7/10/2013 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What this nitwit is basically saying to the crime causin' ghetto folks is join the CPD Twitter revolution - if you don't have no machinery to get started, go downtown and steal a gadget from some white person. Even if you still don't want to tweet your eyewitness issues - you still own some white person's smartphone.

7/10/2013 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw this incident on broadcastify.com under cook county-

TRAFFIC ADVISORY
07/10/13 13:45 (CHICAGO - ) 150 CAR PROCESSION GANG FUNERAL OVER 2 MILES LONG. SOUTH-BOUND AUSTIN TO WEST-BOUND JACKSON. [ILL223]

2 miles?! If I get 20 cars, I'll call it a win. 2 miles worth of cars for a gang banger. What the hell is wrong with people?

7/10/2013 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, does SCC have a twitter account? Since all the blog posts go up at the same time every day, its probably not as essential as it is for blogs that update randomly throughout the day, but nonetheless is a good communication tool.

7/10/2013 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.

Today I was in the academy for training. They had a announcement ordering recruits to move their cars right away. I heard from several staff members that there is a city parking study for the area surrounding the academy. Parking is restricted on the north and south streets, from 130-330 pm every day. That will severely impact parking for everyone going to the academy. The staff posted maps on the wall for recruits.
What was very odd; the city installed the signs at 11AM and the new parking rules took effect right away. Where is the notice for everyone? Tow zones and tickets without proper notification? It was weird watching recruits run out of the academy moving their cars trying to find legal parking far from the academy. You would think Lodding would make some phone calls to buy time for the recruits. I can only imagine how hard it will be for in-service officers to find parking for classes in the future.How can the city install signs and start enforcement without any notice?

7/10/2013 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a push to promote more dics to handle all the "stand your ground" cases that are going to be here in about a year?

7/10/2013 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curious...anyone know why McJersey is listed as hispanic for his race? Maybe I missed it somewhere and not that last names mean everything but I was just wondering...?

7/10/2013 12:53:00 AM

WHAT!!!???????????? You've got to be kidding me. I just see gringo.

7/10/2013 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Perry F'ing Mason said...

Did you have to post a picture of Cliff Claven on the site?

His social media idea is lame. Give police what they need. The authority to kick ass.

Why aren't all police carrying Tazers?

Next case.

7/10/2013 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a new cardboard box for the Pat Hill fund.

7/10/2013 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, half the time I can't get plate information back on the PDT. The bad guy could be standing in front of a squad car a block away and the coppers would never know it.

Yea tweet us a picture it'll work.
Bwahahahahagagaga

7/10/2013 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today I was in the academy for training. They had a announcement ordering recruits to move their cars right away. I heard from several staff members that there is a city parking study
#########
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Check and make sure this change in parking signs was authorized by city council vote.

7/10/2013 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-charged-in-hate-crime-attack-20130710,0,6862730.story


well, at least it's a tiny, baby step in the right direction.

a clear indication, though, of the absence of any truthful attempt at facing the real 'hate crimes' occurring all across the U.S., every fucking day.

perhaps our potus will be making another feckless speech about how, were he to have sisters, they'd look just like these two victims.

7/10/2013 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
By the way, does SCC have a twitter account? Since all the blog posts go up at the same time every day, its probably not as essential as it is for blogs that update randomly throughout the day, but nonetheless is a good communication tool.

7/10/2013 05:32:00 PM

Nice try, McBloodhound, but scc knows better than to leave a trail of breadcrumbs for you to follow to their door.

7/11/2013 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would think Lodding would make some phone calls to buy time for the recruits. I can only imagine how hard it will be for in-service officers to find parking for classes in the future.How can the city install signs and start enforcement without any notice?

7/10/2013 05:49:00 PM

Lodding? Puh-leeze! He is scared of his own shadow. He will NEVER take a stand on anything!

7/11/2013 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There used to be a Sgt. at IAD, who retired and worked for the Sheriff at Maywood. This guy was a miserable POS, never had a bad job retired from Mass Transit where he did nothing. Anyway, just before this miserable turd retired I was informed that he had been claiming to be Hispanic for several years, and that is how he was promoted. Now remember this guy hated Latinos! He bullshitted someone into believing he had ancestors who were in the Spanish Armada that crashed into Ireland; and that is how he got promoted! So maybe McNumbnuts has used that Spanish Armada scam to get promoted in New York. I am telling you it was used here.

7/11/2013 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I look at the picture of McSuds I can't help but to think of the song... It's closing time.

7/11/2013 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Twitter doesn't work on my Commodore 64.

7/11/2013 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too long...maybe just McTwit...sounds better and less ambiguous

7/11/2013 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous cjk said...

Next time put whiskey bottles circling his head instead of birds.

7/11/2013 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey why not twitter when he's at a Bar.

7/11/2013 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We had a supervisor claim his fAmily lived in Argentina, once. Merited up to captain. His own brother claimed m2. I asked him where his father beached the Nazi u boat. In 024.

7/11/2013 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was always told to never drink & tweet.

7/11/2013 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have a new cardboard box for the Pat Hill fund.

7/10/2013 08:20:00 PM

Foreclosed on TWICE?

7/11/2013 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We had a supervisor claim his fAmily lived in Argentina, once. Merited up to captain. His own brother claimed m2. I asked him where his father beached the Nazi u boat. In 024.

7/11/2013 04:05:00 PM

He was a hell of a better captain than most we have today. I worked for him. Decent and fair guy. So who really cares?

7/11/2013 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There used to be a Sgt. at IAD, who retired and worked for the Sheriff at Maywood. This guy was a miserable POS, never had a bad job retired from Mass Transit where he did nothing. Anyway, just before this miserable turd retired I was informed that he had been claiming to be Hispanic for several years, and that is how he was promoted. Now remember this guy hated Latinos! He bullshitted someone into believing he had ancestors who were in the Spanish Armada that crashed into Ireland; and that is how he got promoted! So maybe McNumbnuts has used that Spanish Armada scam to get promoted in New York. I am telling you it was used here.

7/11/2013 07:38:00 AM

That's how that evil wretch the now (thankfully) retired Capt DD got ahead. Well, claiming she was a F/4 as well as sueing the dept every chance she got. It was amusing to look her up in the computer and see her listed as a 4 while her also worthless sister was a 2.

7/11/2013 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to ask...but what the FUCK is twitter?

7/11/2013 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
just curious...anyone know why McJersey is listed as hispanic for his race? Maybe I missed it somewhere and not that last names mean everything but I was just wondering...?

7/10/2013 12:53:00 AM

Probably because he lied on his application like he supposedly lied about the trouble and complaints on him he got into in Jersey. You or I = Dismissal. double Standard and Hypocriscy of the Chitcago -Crook County Democratic Party Communist party politicians, = "No Problem "

7/12/2013 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 0702am.
I'm in Afganistan and you are 100% right.
It is unbelievably worse here.
Have to see it to believe it.

7/12/2013 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twitter wasn't even invented when most of the departments software and computers originated.
Only the finest equipment for us.... but hey how bout them bike lanes?

7/12/2013 02:45:00 PM  

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