New Trend - 72

Another 72-year-old manages to place himself between a bullet and air downrange:

• A 72-year-old man was shot in a robbery at a dry cleaner shop in the Park Manor neighborhood this afternoon, police said.
  
  Three men, two of them masked, robbed a shop in the 200 block of East 69th Street just before 12:30 p.m., said Chicago Police Department News Affairs [...].
  
  The man was shot in the upper leg during the armed robbery and taken to John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital of Cook County, where his condition was stabilized...

We were only teasing when we suggested tongue-in-cheek that it was time to ban 72-year-olds, but we seem to have stumbled onto the next big crime trend. Entirely accidental, we swear, but how can we turn this into a cushy inside gig?