Hey Rahm....How About This?
Maybe this will kick start the Cannabis ANOV program everyone is whining about:
- It’s similar in size to a radar gun — and it too is meant to hunt down offenders. This telescopic-shaped device in the hands of investigators isn’t held at eye level though, but at their noses.
The “Nasal Ranger,” as it’s called, is being used by authorities in Denver to investigate odor complaints, including marijuana-related scents.
According to the Denver Post, Ben Siller, an investigator with the Denver Department of Environmental Health, uses the device to help track down odor law violators.
In a city where backyard marijuana smoking is now legal and state where pot stores and legal growing will be allowed by 2014, such devices might come in handy. But Siller said its unlikely pot will result in any official code violations.
And a picture of the device in action:
Tact Teams everywhere can't wait!
Labels: info for the police
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
56 Comments:
Rahm already used it in a demonstration. He problem is that he took it off in front of the press and he had a 14 inch Pinocchio Nose that comes out of the back of the device.
Thank goodness...
Just wait until they're done doing the T&E of the "Rump Ranger."
Aim it right at City Hall and all the media outlets.
Only available through Connected & Clouted Police Equipment Supply Co. Ask for Patrick or Robert. RJ is stacking boxes in the warehouse.
Only problem, that sniffer machine is very expensive and Chicago is broke. Denver is not broke, they have the fracking. Chicago wants to make money, it needs to build thousands of wind machines along the North Shore, and sell electricity.
One smart fellow. He smelt fart. Two smart fellows. They smelt fart. Three smart fellows. They all smelt fart.
Hey Look it's the Nose Ranger and his sidekick Tonto. "Kimosabi put on machine must be dog kennel near here".
"Up your nose with a rubber hose!" : Vinnie Barbarino
Its a Lie Detector, and checks if your nose is growing.
The Molle holsters for this cannib-ass sniffer are sold out.
I smell trouble.
Now they will be able to answer that age old question: "Who Farted?"
More like Ben Stiller than Siller.
There's so much stink in IL, that thing would blow your nostrils off no matter which way you pointed it.
every dog on the planet is laughing at that picture...
you almost owed me one lap top computer.
I was close to spitting my coffee all over it
there's no way that's real!!!!
please tell me you are kidding
Garry already has one so he can smell Rhams ass wherever he is.
Or, who sharted ?
I think I first read about this in The Onion.
LMAO what a joke!!! SMELL MY ASS
God that looks retarded. What a waste of tech; weed will be legalized within the next few years anyway.
The guy who came up with this must be a smart feller...or maybe just a fart smeller.
THE Entertainment Venue Team can use it to convert piss-bums + CB numbers = excused for the rest of the tour
Just don't use this when you enter the typical home in Englewood or it will cause permanent damage to your nasal passages
It is a bullshit sniffer for the millennials. You know, the new generation that couldn't find their ass with both hands and have the street sense of a roadkill squirrel.
I smell bullshit!
What happens if the smell amplifier gets loaded up with cap-stun?
that's used for getting really up a bosses ass. Perfect for CPD
That would come in handy at 35th Street. All those PO's who have their faces buried in the ass of a white shirt could now get a little distance, while having the safety blanket scent of their master's nether regions still firmly enveloping them.
hey ssc i beleive is has been in used in bridgeport for the last 55 yrs
a megaphone for people with nasally voices
Good news everyone! It's the smelloscope from Futurama.
It can't be used in or near chicago. The overwhelming smell of bs eminating from city hall overcomes any other stench rendering this device useless.
Flatulance detection simplified. What will they think of next, if a Daley is selling it, Rahm will buy thousands.
What a joke, it's a seat sniffer,dope smoke detector,next they'll charge Us for breathing and not wearing deodorant!
should be used in the city council to sniff out the bu##shit that rahm and pole shotter mccarthy put forth
Does anyone know the number of Geigers friends and family that are working for the FOP? I guess the follow up question is what are they costing us? Maybe one of the Shields 16 could comment.
Anonymous said...
Only problem, that sniffer machine is very expensive and Chicago is broke. Denver is not broke, they have the fracking. Chicago wants to make money, it needs to build thousands of wind machines along the North Shore, and sell electricity.
11/13/2013 12:27:00 AM
That's the ONLY problem? Really?! Really?!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Only problem, that sniffer machine is very expensive and Chicago is broke. Denver is not broke, they have the fracking. Chicago wants to make money, it needs to build thousands of wind machines along the North Shore, and sell electricity.
11/13/2013 12:27:00 AM
You're stoned, right?
to 11/13/13 1227am you are so right denver is not broke a friend is a lt on denver pd, also lots of overtime and state of the art equipment no residency n compentant bosses buddy is ex army ranger
These could be used to hunt down smelly piss bums in old buildings
Anonymous said...
Only problem, that sniffer machine is very expensive and Chicago is broke. Denver is not broke, they have the fracking. Chicago wants to make money, it needs to build thousands of wind machines along the North Shore, and sell electricity.
11/13/2013 12:27:00 AM
What's the matter with the old fashioned way for Chicago to make money, steal it?
Anonymous said...
Does anyone know the number of Geigers friends and family that are working for the FOP? I guess the follow up question is what are they costing us? Maybe one of the Shields 16 could comment.
11/13/2013 02:33:00 PM
Maybe the Citywide 4 and Bella could tell us how much we overpaid in legal bills. How about the members of your last ticket voting against BIll? Why? What else is going on behind the scenes? Last Saturday your where still offering trustee spots to almost anyone who would join your team. How many people are jumping ship after the vet's letter Billy? A week and a half ago your were calling Dean's ticket Disability Dean and the leftovers. What do we call your team now Bill?
Tact Teams will never use this....
They have their noses up the arse of their Sgt's and Lt's to keep their spots.
If i used that on the west side , there's a good chance i could get a contact buzz, will the department turn a blind eye when i piss hot !!!!hhhhmmmmm
Anonymous said...
These could be used to hunt down smelly piss bums in old buildings
11/13/2013 03:53:00 PM
If u need help to smell out a pissbum, smelly or not, you need to get to an ear, nose and throat specialist ASAP!
BTW, great post SCC. Laughed all the way through!
That guy ain't no scientist. He just wanted to grow up to be an anteater!
I saw that on the cartoon Futurama.
OT--CompStat hits Britain. Spy found dead inside locked duffel bag probably did it himself, not murdered.
http://gawker.com/death-of-spy-found-in-padlocked-duffle-bag-probably-an-1463645919
OT: Hey rahm, great choice hiring forrest clay fool as head of the CTA. How's that Ventra system working out for ya!
Run forrest run!
Putz!
The obvious question is...How many other noses are gonna be using that thing. I don't want other peoples SNOT in my nose...even if it looks clean.....
Imagine using that at a Chilli Eating Convention...
Remember the scene in BAZZING SADDLES eating around the campfire when Slim Pickins (RIP) introduces the character of Mongo (the late Alex Karass). Use that gadget then.
In Viet Nam the U.S. tried a device called a People Sniffer. It smelled the ammonia trail of a human. The VC countered by hanging buckets of urine in trees and the device was soon withdrawn.
There is Hemp fragrance incense, that could drive that machine goofy.
Maybe the Citywide 4 and Bella could tell us how much we overpaid in legal bills. How about the members of your last ticket voting against BIll? Why? What else is going on behind the scenes? Last Saturday your where still offering trustee spots to almost anyone who would join your team. How many people are jumping ship after the vet's letter Billy? A week and a half ago your were calling Dean's ticket Disability Dean and the leftovers. What do we call your team now Bill?
11/13/2013 05:30:00 PM
The Titanic?
Anonymous said...
Imagine using that at a Chilli Eating Convention...
Remember the scene in BAZZING SADDLES eating around the campfire when Slim Pickins (RIP) introduces the character of Mongo (the late Alex Karass). Use that gadget then.
In Viet Nam the U.S. tried a device called a People Sniffer. It smelled the ammonia trail of a human. The VC countered by hanging buckets of urine in trees and the device was soon withdrawn.
There is Hemp fragrance incense, that could drive that machine goofy.
11/13/2013 11:41:00 PM
Try that one out after some hard boiled eggs and beer, pickles and pigs knuckles. Knock a buzzard off a shitwagon I tell ya'.
Sad. Seriously. Understand we are no longer police officers, enforcing laws.
We are a bunch of clowns dressed up in nonsense, ordered to stand down, let people do whatever they want, and do this charade from time to time to give the impression police work still exists.
Your word and experience don't cut it unless it was recorded on a camera glued to your head, it didn't happen the way you said unless you took these 25 steps to properly test, file, inventory, document, or otherwise waste a ton of money and time feeling like a fool for the sake of a criminal who will keep you company in tight processing quarters yelling, crying, spitting, demanding medical attention, fighting, kicking...
Here, put on this stupid prop we made for you in a university where kids got high and dreamt up a sketch and bet they couldn't get the government to make actual cops where this robot snout to sniff odors...hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
is it just me, or does the fellow in the picture seem to be enjoying his device just a wee bit too much?
Anonymous said...
The obvious question is...How many other noses are gonna be using that thing. I don't want other peoples SNOT in my nose...even if it looks clean.....
11/13/2013 10:55:00 PM
Mas,mas,mas,mas,mas!!!
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