Hire Me!
Another burden on society who will continue to be a burden to society as long as he breathes air:
- A South Side man has been charged in an August shooting that killed one man and injured four others who were gathered near a church in the city's Uptown neighborhood.
Kelsky Patterson, 20, of the 4600 block of South Drexel Boulevard has been charged with first degree murder, two counts of attempted first degree murder and two counts of aggravated battery/discharge of a firearm, said police this morning.
Patterson is accused of being the gunman who shot five people the evening of Aug. 19 on the 1100 block of West Wilson Avenue, said police.
And here's the asshole's mugshot:
Nice tattoo. Even if he wasn't looking at life in prison, who in their right mind would even think about hiring this to be a representative of their company? Thugs-R-Us? He wouldn't even be hired as a short order cook in an Arkansas backwater truck stop. But now taxpayers can continue to support him the rest of his miserable existence as a resident of the Department of Corrections.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
56 Comments:
We lose our pension if convicted a felony....
Now it's time to do the same thing to these assholes. You lose any government aid after a felony conviction.
And any person who self mutilate themselves that prevents them from being hired as an employee also loses all benefits.
"the rest of his miserable existence" ????
Methinks you're assuming alot from the pool of potential jurors in this shithole county.
Remember, SUPERLIBS do not care for the idea of personal responsibility. In their minds, this poor tortured soul desperately needs a village of his peers to help nurse his mind back from the terrible reality he has found himself in through absolutely no fault of his own.
Sorry. Just threw up a little in my own mouth after typing that.
Anonymous said...
Rahm does care. The Wellness program is a great benefit for officers. I faithfully sign in every month and read very interesting articles, and they provide healthy recipes. Have a open mind and give it a chance.
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We have wellness already the FOP runs it, why would we join what corruption running city agency calls wellness
any chance he could be a democrat
God please take down his mugshot soon so I don't have to look at that face ever again.
Still a bullet hole at Wilson and Broadway because of this ghetto head. He has a baby mama and two shorties for us to pay for as well.
I like the tattoo between the eyes, but a target would have been even better.
Looks like forehead is saying AIM HERE...............
Hire me?
And, here I thought you were talking about that idiot Stroger, who's planning to run again for the County Board.
Jesse Jacksonwhere u at??
This guy was one of the proctors for the sgt test.
And this shitbag will run for Alderman or some other political hack post over in ghettotown and he'll get elected.
Don't worry, he will be out in seven if the morons in this state keep electing potatohead and the rest of the liberal democrats.
Come on SCC, do you really think this shithead would have ever been looking for a job?! Not a chance in hell.
Bring back the death penalty.
This is my mantra. Who will hire these things. They can't speak properly, dress properly, think, etc.
The "leaders of the community" need to knock it off about lack of jobs because these things are not employable.
I've seen that asshole's mugshot before. I'm positive it was after his prior arrest. The AK-47 Tat on his forehead is kind of a dead giveaway, fucking moron. It's just too bad this pos doesn't have a NEEDLE or Old Sparky in his fucking future.
Which reminds me, WHY exactly was the Death Penalty repealed again? It sure seems that after the ijit Dems in Springfield did that, that the murder rates/numbers went up in IL. And the more utterly senseless type of murders seemed to become more common place.
Maybe the pinhead kid PhDs at the Univ of Chicago should do a fucking study on THAT! [it was bad enough when that sob George FELON Ryan put a moratorium on the DP in his political move to positively affect his criminal trial ('HEY I'M A GOOD GUY'), but a complete repeal was IMHO, fucking INSANE]
Thanks Potato. My tax money paying for this asshole in Jail. Does anyone have the balls to try and bring back the death penalty in Springfield?
With Quinn in office and with the assistance of Preckwinkle, this thug should be out of prison in 10 years or so. Or , maybe the Peoples law office will get him out on police brutality charges and he can sue with the help of Leovy.
Just A Citizen Asks: Once again I ask all you LE Officers: What is the REAL reason these miscreants are allowed to run amok, wreaking havoc on anyone and everyone? Why isn't this stopped? It is not possible that the "higher-ups" want to see all of us law abiding citizens high tail it out of here leaving only the dregs of society in our dust. Why don't they get a handle on it? If they wanted to stop it, they would stop it. So why isn't it stopped? What good is getting votes by these animals if the city turns into detroit? Beyond all the obvious answers such as "keeping the black ministers happy" and "needing votes" and "not enough money", there is another reason this crime is not stopped. Why? What it is really? Anyone?
Another useless piece of shit that lives nowhere near the carnage he caused.
Yes, this mutt will continue to be a burden on society, but not in prison. He will be costing the taxpayers even more when he gets back on the street: the Cook Co. State’s Attorney’s Office will nolle everything but the agg. batt., agree to a few years in DOC; and Gov. Potatohead will give him the customary early sneak release. And no one will even notice when he commits his next murder.
During his time out of prison, he will collect state money running multiple welfare and disability scams, rob tourists on Michigan Ave., receive free emergency medical care when he takes too much dope, and – best of all – impregnate several baby mommas to bring the next generation of criminals into the world. His kids should be killing, robbing and stealing at just about the time Rahm Emanuel’s city bonds become due.
Tattoo's were started by white folks. It's their fault.
You will see people and folkslike him in a variety of places in society . I went to a volvo dealer ship for brakes and when I refused to buy rotors a gangsta tried to "mau mau "me. Can you imagine ?
Every cell in every prison should have a noose and a rickety stool in the corner.
He'll be pardoned by the Govenor and it will be justified by stating "We saved money because there are to many black and brown people locked up" What a joke this state, county, city is!!
hey leave arkansas out of this!
He has another tattoo that says ".40 cal" on his arm that can't be seen in this picture
is that a little t-rex tattoo on little boo's dome--- he should have gotten a woody woodpecker one instead--- he's going to be pounding on a lot of wood with that purty mouth when he hits the joint....
You are correct SCC, it's my fault.
I didn't pay enough taxes on my salary and my side jobs so that this mutt, baby's momma and his two future I.R. numbers to enjoy the lifestyle they so richly deserve for nothing their entire lives.
Savage! That is all.
1:49 AM,
Too funny!
He'll be released in about 15 years or less....it's the liberal way of saying "you've turn your life around....?"
1:49 AM,
Too funny!
Woodchipper. Right into the carp pond. To feed tbe carp, which then feeds the resodents of 26th and Cal.
Anonymous said...
Woodchipper. Right into the carp pond. To feed tbe carp, which then feeds the resodents of 26th and Cal.
11/16/2013 02:07:00 PM
Hey! Just because us carps are bottom feeders don't mean that we eat shit. Now pigs will eat anything, ain't that right jimmy.
Someone should start a web page, naming all of these young Democrats, who are released early, and then go out and commit more felonies !
If obama had a son it would look like him.
Anonymous said...
This is my mantra. Who will hire these things. They can't speak properly, dress properly, think, etc.
The "leaders of the community" need to knock it off about lack of jobs because these things are not employable.
11/16/2013 06:09:00 AM
Jobs??? Work??? These pieces of shit don't want anything to do with work or a job. They just have their hands out for whatever the liberal assholes that run this state will give them and then bitch that it isn't enough.
Unreal. Good upbringing.
Typical Shitbird. What do you expect? And we are supposed to live with these people? FUCK YOU! Wyoming here I come. Get me away from these down low IDIOTS. HUH
its our fault for not saving him.
looks like another Son Of Obama has been trapped in the raciss system. he should pray for help to St Trayvon of Skittles.
Wait until he's 55 and the tattoo stretches across his forehead and he looks like Kanye Brezhnev.
He's got all the qualifications to be a chicago politician. Or maybe a cook county judge.
Anonymous said...
He has another tattoo that says ".40 cal" on his arm that can't be seen in this picture
11/16/2013 10:06:00 AM
40 cal. was the nick name of his gang banging buddy that got gunned down a few years back on sheridan rd. I believe Kyle Moore was his name. Products of liberal politicians.
We should hire Karen Lewis. She bent the tiny dancer over and did it again.
11/15/2013 06:02:00 PM
Really? Go ask a teacher with any time on the job if the strike was worth it? Looked good on TV and made Rham look stupid for about 5 days. But at the end of the day - teachers work a longer day with NO additional
Compensation. Crap raise - and now most senior teachers losing their jobs because they make too much pay. ( they can lower the most senior teachers efficiency and then raise less senior teachers efficiency - and fire the most senior. ) plus they never got back the 4% from the last contract that they snatched away. Karen Lewis puts on a good show but at the end of the day \ teachers lost.
How about they take away cops seniority?
Our school officer, in reference to guys like this, would say:
"He should be melted down and re-fucked!"
And the Uptown alderman's feelings? Conservative Vice Lords need "help getting back on their feet."
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20131016/uptown/cappleman-recalls-chat-with-uptown-gang-members-says-they-need-help-too
Karen Lewis is a ..........
"In 1968, Mike Klonsky was the Chairman of the communist Students for a Democratic Society (SDS). Klonsky was also one of the instigators of the the riots during the 1968 Democrat convention. He then became a close associate of domestic terrorist William Ayers and Bernadine Dorn as well as Barack Obama. Unsurprisingly, he is also an associate of Chicago Teachers Union (CTU) President Karen Lewis."
Hey look, if this guy dropped a CR# on any of us, or at least those of us with no clout, he'd be treated as if he were Mother Theresa.
What a wonderful paradise all these shithead Liberals have created.
Lotsa luck. Glad Im armed all the time.
A good aim-point for the next bullet hole.
Wait until he's 55 and the tattoo stretches across his forehead and he looks like Kanye Brezhnev.
11/16/2013 07:36:00 PM
Does anyone really think he's going to make 55?
Wow! Hope my baby girl never brings this prick home..........
Every cell in every prison should have a noose and a rickety stool in the corner.
11/16/2013 08:50:00 AM
And a sturdy overhead beam.
Your Boystown alderman has a typical north side attitude.
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