Thursday, December 26, 2013

Merry Chris....Dude, Where's Your Head?

  • Police have launched a homicide investigation after officers found a grisly scene in an apartment in the Northwest Side's Belmont Gardens neighborhood early Christmas morning.

    Police were called to the 2500 block of North Kildare Avenue about 2:05 a.m. by someone who reported a homicide, Chicago Police Department News Affairs [...] said.

    Officers found a decapitated body in a basement apartment there, police said. The body was that of a 41-year-old adult male, police said.

    The Cook County medical examiner's office confirmed the death this morning but listed the man's name and age as unknown.

    An 18-year-old was taken into custody outside the building "without incident," [...]. Police also recovered a knife, she said.
A heart-warming Christmas tale for the tavern church ice cream social.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...this is cook county...you have the body(well some of it) you have the offender who summoned police to the apartment. You also have offender confessing to the crime....so with all that evidence I'm sure our States Attorney will hit him was an agg batt and then ruduce the charge to a concealment of a homicide to cut a deal for a plea. He will be sentenced to 15 years and be out next week . The end.

12/26/2013 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely not on Christmas. Chicagoans would not be doing homicides on Christmas of all days. Especially with crime and murders at historic lows.

12/26/2013 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous 025 said...

This decapitation homicide occurred in the Kelvyn Park neighborhood, not Belmont Gardens.

12/26/2013 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do they say it in homicide? The vic "had frequent male vistors".

12/26/2013 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing exemplifies the Christmas spirit like a decapitation.

12/26/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weren't they on the Newlywed Game recently? Geez.

12/26/2013 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now he's never gonna get ahead in life!

12/26/2013 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a word of caution, the bad things typically slow down after the 4th or 5th of January. Don't let your guard down just yet...

12/26/2013 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny sometimes the holidays bring out the absolute worst in people! Some people lies their minds others lose their head!

12/26/2013 04:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true the police were called a few times and coded it out?

12/26/2013 05:41:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

I don't know why, but this song immediately came to mind: Love Is Strange by Mickey & Sylvia.

ps: a belated Merry Christmas to all of Chicago's Finest. (couldn't post yesterday)

12/26/2013 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Head is about the greatest gift that one can receive under the christmas tree......someone took this a little bit too literally!

12/26/2013 07:32:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I know north siders like head from other men but this is ridiculous.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/26/2013 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Jersey and Newark are rapidly overtaking Chicago in the crime department. If not careful Cook Co. will loose it's place as top crime epicenter to N.J.

12/26/2013 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was there on scene. What a grizzly crime scene. Absolutely horrific.

12/26/2013 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that they didn't leave it a death investigation until after the New Year. You know, keep those numbers low.

12/26/2013 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised they didn't make it a death investigation to help out with the numbers

12/26/2013 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For people who steal or say we don't deserve a pension,try sitting down with your family after dealing with something like that. I don't care how salty you are,that has to have an effect on you.

12/26/2013 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Drug Cartel hit.......

12/26/2013 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McGmac the lopper. Heads up, crime is down...

12/26/2013 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's just rude.

12/26/2013 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the 2013 body count according to McLoudMouth, and what is the real body count?

How many bodies were quietly added to the 2012 stats? Last year city said 500, but a recent article about McBumbler said 506, and he didn't offer any correction to that number.

How many bodies will stay off the 2013 books to suit McCrimeFighter's latest 'strategy'?

How many murders are actually being kept as 'death investigations' until after interest in the 2013 numbers die down?

12/26/2013 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Felony review originally only wanted to approve misdemeanor charges since there were no witnesses and bad guy wouldn't confess. They suggested charging him with theft of lost or mislaid property since the head wasn't his.

12/26/2013 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure it wasn't a suicide? These X-mas holidays bring lots of folks down.

12/26/2013 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Offender, (a part time barber) ;
" I can give you a haircut before we go out "
Victim; ok, take a little off the top, and be careful !

12/26/2013 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a suicide / death investigation. First the guy sawed his arm off…when he didn't die he sawed his head off…nothing to see here, move on...

12/26/2013 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bronx Ballbag decreed that heads would roll if coppers didn't step it up. This man is an oracle, surely we should worship him at the alter of Compstat.

12/26/2013 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really can't make this stuff up...and, that's what cops do....shouldn't they receive a fair and generous contract, with raises, and a pension?

12/26/2013 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That'll leave a mark.

12/26/2013 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S:you ought to get yourself a head-way.
q: What's a head-way

A: about 4 lbs. ....brawwhaaaaa

happy new year.
I/F

12/26/2013 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your head in the game! LOL

12/26/2013 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he flipped his lid

12/26/2013 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This decapitation homicide occurred in the Kelvyn Park neighborhood, not Belmont Gardens

Who cares?

12/26/2013 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cartel ?

12/26/2013 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sucks, I just bought that guy a necktie for Christmas.

12/26/2013 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the kelvyn park area cops don't classify this as a suicide for Compstat...heads will roll!! Again

12/27/2013 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After hearing this heartwarming holiday story it really got me in the xmas spirit. I was making an ipod christmas music mix for our family dinner. I know it is taking a few liberties, but i added a few ditties that aren't traditionally Christmas songs: Head Games by Foreigner, Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner by Warren Zevon, I think i'm going out of my head by Lil Anthony & The Imperials, And Never been any Reason by Head East. I also gave the Holiday toast while wearing My "Gimme Head Til I'm Dead" T-shirt. Feliz Navidad Everybody----Ichabod Crane

12/27/2013 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eyes gouged out, nose cut off, ears cut off, and also lips. Santeria writing in blood on the wall. dont be like the lamestream media and leave out the true and complete picture. love, the ghost of m seiser

12/27/2013 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this type of thing doesnt happen in kentucky lake.

12/27/2013 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll guarantee this is a gay lover's spat.

12/27/2013 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when he told his roomate he was a little light headed from drinking so much alcohol he wasn't kidding--- when his roomate told him he was cutting him off he wasn't kidding either....

12/27/2013 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the offender an MS 13 ?

12/27/2013 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hmmmm...this is cook county...you have the body(well some of it) you have the offender who summoned police to the apartment. You also have offender confessing to the crime....so with all that evidence I'm sure our States Attorney will hit him was an agg batt and then ruduce the charge to a concealment of a homicide to cut a deal for a plea. He will be sentenced to 15 years and be out next week . The end.

12/26/2013 12:13:00 AM

I'm thinking boot camp followed by 6 months of double secret probation.

12/27/2013 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking boot camp followed by 6 months of double secret probation.

12/27
/2013 01:47:00 PM

Followed up by a "second chance scholorship" to the Chicago Culinary Institute.

12/27/2013 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time to start banning knives, axes, box cutters, and hammers. . . .

for the children you know.

What's with all the "knife violence" in Chicago?

People don't kill people. Knives kill people.

12/30/2013 03:00:00 AM  

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