Sgt Exam Part II Restrictions
An unenforceable provision? Or is this really going to be an issue?
- o/t- In reading the notice to report email regarding the Sgt exam did anyone pick up on the exact clothing prohibitions for part two. Aside from the obvious I noticed added restrictions including specifically "Hooded clothing or clothing with pockets of any type are not permitted. These items will NOT be allowed in the testing room. "
I've yet to call on this and I am afraid to assume what clothing this pertains to. Clothing with no pockets, really? What clothing doesn't have pockets? My jock even has a pocket. Wtf? Funny to think of 5000 coppers sitting ass naked taking their Sgt exam. Who the fuck proofreads this shit before sending it out?
Hopefully, there isn't a run on spandex and yoga pants in the hard to fit categories. We'd hate to miss part II of the exam.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
94 Comments:
Looks like I should've kept my academy sweats.
They had the same requirements for the latest entry exam...
I say I wanna see certain sgts on my watch without their pants on, one would be 1070!!!!!!!! He talks so much that I might even listen if he didn't have his pants on. Now shut up fool, and quit your jibber jabber.
Probably another grammatically incorrect, mis-spelled literary work from the office of Tracey Ladner. No coats, no hoods, now no pockets? Where are you supposed to keep your keys and ID card? 5000 ass-naked coppers is an image is rather not think about!
Cops in spandex? Eeeewww.
Certain police officers wearing spandex and yoga pants should be a class 3 felony. Anyone who wears a 56 short suit it should be a class 1 felony.
What's even funnier than naked cops taking the Sgt exam: 5000 cops in yoga pants...lmao! How bad do you want really want it?
Here is a tip for the sergeant's test.
SUE.
Yes.. SUE for ANYTHING!!
Commander Linda FLORES sued when she took the lieutenant's exam in 2007.
The reason why?
When she got to page 5 of the exam it did not say
"Turn to the next page" at the bottom of the page.
So.. she SUED.
Perhaps because her live in boyfriend is a circuit court judge and knows all the loopholes.
Screw the bastards!
It is the Chicago way!
SUE!
Somebody forgot to tell em the fix is in.
It's necessary for the protection of the testees and integrity of the test itself. Wear your jammies if that is all you have that fits the clothing description.
Yeah, just like when those "proctors" some of whom had criminal records tried to stop over a thousand cops from using the fucking restrooms for hours.
Wear what the fuck you want and tell those assholes to pound fucking sand. They wouldn't treat criminals this way, but they want a pack of compliant sheeple to promote.
Guess what, assholes. We're not buying into your shit.
whelp,
there's a lot of clothes to choose from with no pockets on them in the women's department of the store.
you got your dresses, your skirts, even dress pants. lot's of women's tops without pockets too.
here's an image for ya.. 5,000 officers in wedding gowns taking the exam. how about that.
which brings us to this thought. this restriction must have been written by a women...right.
...anyways, and if we can't have pockets maybe they shouldn't be allow bra's either. discrimination ya know.
/sarcasm
I had planed on going there right after work. Does this mean they're going to make me take my CPD approved work pants off? What about those going who are on the clock?
i need to put my gun ,dl,and car keys somewhere!not to mention my cuffs!U NEVER KNOW IN CHI RAQ!
I'm going dressed as Bill Ayers, complete with communist red star on my pocketless t-shirt tucked into my skinny jeans.
I'm sure to get a merit promotion due to my party loyalty.
If I come in with a well trimmed bump card beard and holding hands with my boyfriend, I'll be at the top of the list. I give heavily to the Democratic party.
That was also an issue on the police exam like weeek or two ago.
Cool i get to wear my old "t michael" workout pants !
The City does not want officers carrying any device to record via audio and/or video what occurs inside for fear that you will have proof that Part 2 is a FRAUD.
OT
To the PO that refused to identify himself over the phone at O Hare. Thank you for completely blowing me off when I needed help with a legitimate problem. From one officer to another......fuck you! If you hate doing your job so much, you should just fucking retire!
The Yes Men Fix the World...
They anticipate that you will all conform. Exceed those expectations with uniform appearance, in diving suits, complete with face goggles and mouthpiece, and fins on your feet. Be prepared to state your case that no restriction existed and, instead, clearly, no one has pockets or hoods and, therefore, the test sbould proceed without delay.
Just sweat pants- rip pockets off?
Anyone know if BS in 22 formerly Ohare tact elite got added to Sgt list after late night drinking with his clout daddy
What's the deal with the transfer order? Is it just because it is so big and so close to the holidays that not enough people were around to finish it? Or is there some shenanigans?
At the Miami dade Sgt exam they wouldn't let anybody in with jeans. Walmart which was 5 minutes away sold out of sweats, the unfortunate bought baseball pants and tore off the back pocket. Don't wear jeans.
We should all wear our uniforms then. Fuck them and sue
I'm wearing my speedo.
Tutus and legwarmers are on the approved clothing list, just so ya know.
Footie pajamas with a trap door in the rear.
Different subject. Didja hear our beloved president was so busy doing the nation's work and fixing obamacare, that he and his family were unable to attend church on Christmas Eve or Day. Do they even have churches in Hawaii?
799 comes on the air last night (27Dec) on Zone 9, and asks for a car to check on a PO, he proceeds to give his name and address over the air....hey fucktard...shit heads have scanners nice going on giving out all his info over the air. Next time, fire up that fucking pea between your ears called a brain and dial the phone to the AD Desk and talk to the dispatcher instead of putting it out there. Moron
"The Yes Men Fix the World" - 2:36 AM
"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes...the ones who see things differently--they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things...they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do." - Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
Great I'll just put a slit in the band for my contraband just like all the mutts do.
I'll use rubber cement on my cheat sheet and paste it under my pants and shirt.
I'll use cling wrap to paste my answers against my body.
I'll just make a phone call and merely show up for the test.
SCC:"Funny to think of 5000 coppers sitting ass naked taking their Sgt exam."
Not really!!
I am just trying to decide which yoga pants/spandex I should wear.
Trying to decide on a good color scheme is hell.
I feel so abused.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
hahaha!! laughing my ass off at the mental image of the spandex needed for some of my colleagues!Good one, SCC
I'll wear whatever they want me to wear for the exam. And if they promote me I will even come out of retirement and be a sergeant for a few years. No problem.
It's necessary for the protection of the testees and integrity of the test itself. Wear your jammies if that is all you have that fits the clothing description.
12/28/2013 12:21:00 AM
If you are so worried about the integrity of your testees, you should wear a cup.
Now I'm going to bring one ID this time. Just the CPD ID and when they ask for anything else like a D/L, I'll tell them I took the bus or someone else drove.
Everyone keeps saying 5000. No it's 4,999. I didn't pass the first test so no yoga pants for me!
Maybe this is the latest "notify the watch commander scam" anyone with pockets will be failed for not folowing the rules, but the clouted few know what outfit to wear.
The FOP should ask for formal clarification regarding the pocket BS. Will the city be supplying me with the clothing needed to take part 2?
I'll be wearing my prescription "Google" glasses that record everything I see from the minute I walk into the test (including the test). Then I will post on you-tube
it also says 'casual attire will be permitted",is casual spandex?sweats? jeans?
good i hate pants.
Mmmmmmmm. Yoga pants.
Hey 10th Dist Mr T:
If you can get past 1070's NOSE HAIR issue to see what he's wearing, you have better observation skills than most coppers in that building.
Every time I encounter that man, I can't take my eyes of that jungle growing from his nostrils!!!!
Word is that Dick Daley's son designed a CPD approved pocketless suit. You can order them at any uniform store but please limit one per household. All proceeds will go towards the city children.
A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?
Dis is godda be somtin straight otta Nuu Youk. Like know wadda I mean Jelly Bean.
Hears wat I her day ar doin' bak der in the Big SapApple. All dem new N Y P D recruits have ta turn over der whole lives on Facebook, Twitter, anywhere ders a trail.
Then dey haveta strip NAKED as a J-Byrd and posed to see if dey have any gang tattoos. I wonders if all them trampstamps count?
Dat may be next for yous guys.
Speaking of Sgts, was it a Sgt. that caught the carjacking robber in 019 last night ?
Has anyone seen the new order regarding the duties of DSS and now Watch supervisors. Wow, SGT.s file a grievance for having to do DSS duties and this is the outcome? Careful what you wish for.
I sent an email about this issue and was told the no pocket thing does not refer to pants. It does however include pockets on shirts, such as our uniform shirts. I was told if I show up in a uniform shirt with pockets I must remove it or I will not be allowed to take the test.
What a joke, pockets are the problem? What do they think I'm going to sneak in? Who needs to cheat if passing is going to be in the 50s?
Unitards for all! What a testicle spectacle it will be!
The entrance exam did NOT restrict pockets. It did restrict jackets & hoodies.
OT
There's a new order out requiring that all officers register their duty and non-duty weapons with the Department "by order of The Supt of Police". There is a form that will need to be filled out for each gun you own, signed by your unit supervisor, and sent to the department along with a copy if your id and foid card. So far no charge but I'm sure that will change too. Our own little CPD gun registration database.
Just SUE ! said...
Here is a tip for the sergeant's test.
SUE.
Yes.. SUE for ANYTHING!!
Commander Linda FLORES sued when she took the lieutenant's exam in 2007.
The reason why?
When she got to page 5 of the exam it did not say
"Turn to the next page" at the bottom of the page.
So.. she SUED.
Perhaps because her live in boyfriend is a circuit court judge and knows all the loopholes.
Screw the bastards!
It is the Chicago way!
SUE!
12/28/2013 12:18:00 AM
Definitely, sue.
Deloughery got a nice, fat check (which she called people in off the street to look at) in addition to rank, thanks to her suit.
20 days and out, I'll miss the blue shirts and some of the white shirts. Oh yeah, fuck this corrupt system and fuck you Rahm!
What about a nice panty and bra set from Victoria Secret
Anonymous said...
A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?
12/28/2013 11:26:00 AM
Why? Because we will be the first ones they come for when they want to disarm the population. They know most cops despise the corrupt politicians in this town. If they disarm you, you are no longer a threat. You know that there will be sellout cops waiting to work for them when they try this.
Next you will be allowed to work for the socialist party police and issued a weapon from the state so that you can disarm the rest of the population. If you refuse, you will be eliminated.
Why do Rahm and his underlings want the Chicago police to register their weapons, duty and non duty, when the State of Illinois prohibits municipalities from requiring registration?
Think about it for a while.
@ 12/28/2013 11:26:00 AM
& 02:08:00 PM
Just a thought...
"As a condition of employment" is the nice fat catch-all.
Registration is the pretext to consfiscation.
Policemen have no constitutional rights that anyone is compelled to respect.
"We gotta know what kind and how many you free thinking, freedom loving coppers got because you might get funny notions to turn your guns against US."
In due time, Chicago coppers might be barred from off duty carry and sidearms will be issued at the beginning of your tour of duty like the radios.
Just wait until the current state mandated minimum training standards are allowed to fall by the wayside and die if/when Chicago invokes the nth degree iteration of "home rule."
Say hello to The Cocked-Hat Public Safety & Security Customer Service Agents Rahm & rauner are desperate to convert CPD to...
No benefits, shit for pay, no pension or any other such "retirement" savings plan.
Just you wait...
Oh, but they'll still extract the current amount of taxes used to fund CPD...
Re-Distributive, Corporate Funded, Government Sponsored Nanny-Statists?
There is no legitimate Law Enforcement purpose served in McIdiot cutting this order other than as part and parcel of Rahm's Revenge against The Police.
Told that people with hearing aids will be not allowed to wear them. Violation of the Americn with disblity act.
I have a pair of pocketless Z Cavaricci pants with the Merry-go-round tag still on. Been saving them for a special moment like this. While I'm at it I might break out the I.O.U. Sweatshirt with the Dejaiz tag still on. Life is good.
I'm there. Yummy.
No Necklaces...could be microphone.
No Hearing Aides...could be reciever.
No Glasses....could be both.
No Long Hair...could hide both.
No Zippers...could act as antenna.
No Buttons....could be small camera.
No Big Ears...could block the person behind you, thus able to cheat.
No Big Noses...could block the person sitting next to you, thus able to cheat.
No Tattoos Visible...might be a code written out in temporary ink to use as cheat sheet.
No Kidding....whatever you write down isnt going to matter anyway 95% of the time. Good luck to those 5% without a phone call.
Hot off the presses: If part 1 of the Sgt exam has a cutoff score of 70 -only approximately 1100 persons would pass. This was discussed when determining a cutoff score between City officials and I/O Solutions. The city felt a cutoff score of 70 would be non
inclusive for many persons. When the decided on a cutoff score of 55, only approximately 500 people failed. A sad fact.
Inside guy 35th st.
( ot) 415 pm on busy street. 69 year old woman robbed and raped by orange line by midway by a savage animal wtf!
http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-78704708/
Certain police officers wearing spandex and yoga pants should be a class 3 felony. Anyone who wears a 56 short suit it should be a class 1 felony.
Absolutely hilarious...I wonder what Anita and Co. would plea them down to.
Anonymous said...
Different subject. Didja hear our beloved president was so busy doing the nation's work and fixing obamacare, that he and his family were unable to attend church on Christmas Eve or Day. Do they even have churches in Hawaii?
12/28/2013 07:36:00 AM
who gives a fuck what he does. Besides, he's muslim.
I will be there sans pants.....
OT: just got thank you gift from Jim Mullen's Applesauce Kickstarter project. I was happy to lend my support, but that's a damn fine applesauce he's putting out. Spread the word.
No one proof reads anything, why do you think orders are rescinded so much
Will my pet kangaroo be allowed to escort me into the room?
I'm wearing reynolds wrap pants with a Glad belt, my helmet should catch any answers emitted by the exempts members in attendance, I hope!!!
Anonymous said...
A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?
This issue came up for discussion at the October FOP meeting. Nothing about it was discussed or resolved in any meaningful manner.
While the new State law prohibits government bodies from requiring firearm registration, it may not prohibit governmental agencies.
The Department wants to know what firearms you have so they can make sure that if you are served with an Order of Protection that prohibits firearm possession then can seize them for the duration of the order. It is cover them so that when someone gets served he/she doesn't go off. Like surrender his duty weapon, then go home, get an off-duty piece and go after the plaintiff.
FOP needs to get out front on this. I don't think a grievance would be successful as there is no contract violation and there is no financial harm. Department has a decent argument.
About all FOP could do is make sure that the officer's records in the database are erased on leaving the department.
Too bad that FOP is not in much shape to anything right now. Not that they ever were that effective before.
"In due time, Chicago coppers might be barred from off duty carry and sidearms will be issued at the beginning of your tour of duty like the radios."
Rumor was that this was briefly looked at in the early 2000's.
Little King Richie was supposedly looking into the City purchasing around 4,000 handguns that would be shift issued.
The idea died quickly when the issues got discussed.
What if:
Previous shift gets delayed? "Squad, hold me down in the station awaiting a gun."
Gun malfunctions and PO is injured? $$$$$$$
What would be the maintenance program? How many certified armorers would the department need?
I wouldn't hit the street with a Department issued firearm until I was sure that it was clean and properly lubed. Strip, clean and oil. Every tour of duty.
A dead idea. Go back to momma's basement.
12/28/2013 12:18:00 AM
Definitely, sue.
Deloughery got a nice, fat check (which she called people in off the street to look at) in addition to rank, thanks to her suit.
12/28/2013 03:05:00 PM
Dig up her complaint online for a laugh. She wasn't promoted in the first class of captains, for that she sued. "I fell down" she said in the complaint, describing her shock at not being promoted. Her father was shocked. Everyone in her family was shocked. They all had hold of the same electric cord, shocking to all.
True story about the check, several hundred thousand bucks. She showed it around. Plus back pay and back vacation days etc. and back seniority.
On top of it all she was an idiot. Terrible captain. One way person, for herself only. Most people who worked for her wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire. The rest would.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?
This issue came up for discussion at the October FOP meeting. Nothing about it was discussed or resolved in any meaningful manner.
While the new State law prohibits government bodies from requiring firearm registration, it may not prohibit governmental agencies.
The Department wants to know what firearms you have so they can make sure that if you are served with an Order of Protection that prohibits firearm possession then can seize them for the duration of the order. It is cover them so that when someone gets served he/she doesn't go off. Like surrender his duty weapon, then go home, get an off-duty piece and go after the plaintiff.
FOP needs to get out front on this. I don't think a grievance would be successful as there is no contract violation and there is no financial harm. Department has a decent argument.
About all FOP could do is make sure that the officer's records in the database are erased on leaving the department.
Too bad that FOP is not in much shape to anything right now. Not that they ever were that effective before.
12/29/2013 01:36:00 AM
FOP is doing nothing, billy just keeping seat warm as president with the huge salary boost, no contract arbitration, no nothing as usual they throw out shields who admittedly was talking crazy but at least he had balls to speak out, now none of them speak,maybe we should close down out fop hall (Yes i said ours we own it our dues pay for it,but like taxes we pay the union dues are similar and we get zero results), until the next election when GOD willing we have a totally new bunch of coppers hopefully some with sense!
Hot off the presses: If part 1 of the Sgt exam has a cutoff score of 70 -only approximately 1100 persons would pass. This was discussed when determining a cutoff score between City officials and I/O Solutions. The city felt a cutoff score of 70 would be non
inclusive for many persons. When the decided on a cutoff score of 55, only approximately 500 people failed. A sad fact.
Inside guy 35th st.
Pure BS saw letters from guys with higher than a 55 saying they were not eligible to move to part 2
Anonymous said...
Different subject. Didja hear our beloved president was so busy doing the nation's work and fixing obamacare, that he and his family were unable to attend church on Christmas Eve or Day. Do they even have churches in Hawaii?
12/28/2013 07:36:00 AM
Everyone knows you must go to church to appreciate the spirituality of the season. Grow up.
12/29/2013 01:36:00 AM
Your comment makes no sense, Joe civilian gets into domestics and gets orders of protection as well. Stop trying to defend this fucking moron superintendent
Anonymous said...
12/28/2013 12:18:00 AM
Definitely, sue.
Deloughery got a nice, fat check (which she called people in off the street to look at) in addition to rank, thanks to her suit.
12/28/2013 03:05:00 PM
Dig up her complaint online for a laugh. She wasn't promoted in the first class of captains, for that she sued. "I fell down" she said in the complaint, describing her shock at not being promoted. Her father was shocked. Everyone in her family was shocked. They all had hold of the same electric cord, shocking to all.
Did she show it to Mike Malone?
To 604am post, BS, of 022, formerly of Ohare, would have some mighty clout to get into a Sgts class off a test he didn't even take due to his seniority.
I should have signed up for this, sounds like fun.
I have a pair of pocketless Z Cavaricci pants with the Merry-go-round tag still on. Been saving them for a special moment like this. While I'm at it I might break out the I.O.U. Sweatshirt with the Dejaiz tag still on. Life is good.
If you want to meet me at Prime and Tender, I will let you use my members only jacket to complete the outfit.
"A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?"
Because we have fewer rights than citizens.
"A little off topic of naked cops taking exams but, anyone notice the new/amended approved firearm order that came out today? Joe civilian is no longer required to register firearms but we are, it says DUTY AND NON DUTY related. Why? Why do we have to do something that is no longer law?
While the new State law prohibits government bodies from requiring firearm registration, it may not prohibit governmental agencies."
As long as it's not a city ordinance, and merely a departmental regulation, it's probably valid.
I have a pair of pocketless Z Cavaricci pants with the Merry-go-round tag still on. Been saving them for a special moment like this. While I'm at it I might break out the I.O.U. Sweatshirt with the Dejaiz tag still on. Life is good.
12/28/2013 08:49:00 PM
Z Cavaricci...with the white tag right on the crotch. Yup.
I'll have to check if my vintage Zubaz pants have pockets or not....
I'm defying the Man and walking hand in hand with Bobby Rush to this exam in my Speedo and Hoody. Remember Trayvon...Fight the Power
Travon shirts would be a classic move, given all the mutts proctoring. Part 1,saw a large black man testing in a wife beater sitting by the dock door. Looked pretty freakin cold over there. Have to be honest, ill take part2 in my stick hanging out of my boxers if I have to. At the rate these suckers are offering the tests, ill be retired before they give another, and they will still be on #162 from the list.
Please, does anyone has a copy of the answers to the Sgt test or how to go about comparing one's test result and how it was scored?
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