Mel Makes Porn
- Less than a year after disgraced former Rep. Mel Reynolds ran a failed bid for Congress under the slogan of “redemption,” the convicted sex offender is again facing allegations of sexual misconduct, this time in Zimbabwe, according to immigration officials and state media reports.
The state-owned newspaper The Herald reported that Reynolds was found with pornography when he was arrested in the southern African country on Monday. Possession of pornography is illegal in Zimbabwe.
There was no official confirmation of the pornography allegations. Francis Mabika, an assistant regional immigration officer, said Reynolds had been picked up for living in Zimbabwe without a valid visa.
The Tribune appears to have purged the following from its article, but a quick internet search reveals the rest of the story:
- The Herald said Reynolds was accused of making pornographic videos and photographs of models and other women he brought to his room. At least one staff member from the paper arrived at the scene as he was being led away.
"Yeah baby, I'm a photographer. You may have seen my work in magazines? Playboy, stuff like that? Why yes, I do have a camera and my hotel is right around the corner. I'll make you a star!"
Good job Mel. You might as well stay there after your sentence.
Good job Mel. You might as well stay there after your sentence.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
56 Comments:
Who gives a rat's patootie about this mutt. He was a per from the gitgo. Let him rot. Hopefully the justice system over there will be a lot better than Crook County ever could.
Get the firing squad ready for pervert Mel. Maybe Rev. Jesse Jackson can bail him out.
Brown Chicken
Brown Cow
Lather Rinse Repeat
He thought that he could prey on the young ones in another country, since he got caught in this one.
Have fun in that foreign prison, you pedophile scumbag. But don't worry, the idiots in your district will still vote for you. They are well conditioned democrats.
LOL!
And this guy was a Rhodes scholar?
I think he'd make a great addition to Chicago's City Council. I'd expect to see his campaign pop up as soon as his prison term is over.
Hahahaha, yeah - he's there promoting tourism. Got a pile of unpaid hotel bills, a load of porn in his room and thinks he's a film maker. Delusional and a criminal. Hope they keep him there.
Mel Reynolds is one sick deranged pedophile. I hope the Africans hang his nasty freak ass.
Ah- the unfairness of Zimbabwe's handling of illegal immigration!
"Oooh, the peach panties. I've just hit the Lotto!", sound familiar?
Yeah Baby??
Who does he think he is, Mel "Danger" Reynolds?
Jesse Jackson and his Operation Push had a Statement regarding Mel Reynolds:
It is an obvious Republican attempt, Scratch that. . .The White government. . Scratch that. . .
MELL WHO?
Mel had a famous line when he was prosecuted for his initial underage sexual encounters by then States Attorney, Jack O'Malley.
When informed that it was set up for him to have sex with a minor he stated, "It's like winning the lottery!"
That ranks as a close tie for #2 with former DC Mayor Marion Barry.
Barry, caught on FBI video doing lines of cocaine with a prostitute in a hotel room, and when law enforcement broke in from the adjacent room he exclaimed, "Da bitch set me up!"
Now, "That's fuckin' golden!"
(You're 'still' #1 Rod)
did Mel win the lottery? again?
I'm surprised the shitheads here in Shitcago didn't reelect him after the first time he went away. What a completely worthless piece of shit. Don't come back!!!
No problem, brother Mel. I suggest you run for mayor of Harare. Zimbabwe loves you.
Shit will always be shit.
... had been picked up for living in Zimbabwe without a valid visa
Wait? You mean you can't live in any Country you want without having a valid visa?
But, in 'Merica, we just let illegal immigrants flood over the Border and then grant them Amnesty? You mean, you don't do that here in Zimbabwe?
Wow...
(Things that run through a Dumbocrat's mind... )
Redemption!
That is what he was screaming 12 months ago went he wanted to run for another political office.
His fellow demo-crats yelled that all men like Ike Carothers deserves a second chance.
I don't think so !
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-11-28/news/chi-convicted-former-rep-mel-reynolds-wants-jackson-seat-in-congress-20121128_1_reynolds-campaign-fraud-charges-peace-corps-volunteer
Harvard grad, Rhodes scholar, convicted felon, sex offender, POS.
Oh, and did I mention he was once a U.S. Congressman.
What is appalling is how closely his pathetic career resembles that of the current President. Both were sold to the public as "scholars" and "intellectual geniuses." Later, those labels appeared to be false advertising when their dubious credentials were scrutinized. Both men fabricated and inflated large portions of their back stories.
Both were also sold as reformers who would replace unpopular incumbents (in Reynolds' case it was former Congressman Gus Savage, in Obama's case, his campaign opted to run against George W. Bush who was leaving office rather than McCain). Both men labored to obtain cross over votes during their historic elections. Both gave voters serious cases of buyer's remorse too.
Hey Bill Clinton pardoned this guy. I think its all a big misunderstanding.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome.
mel you are a prevert a freak and a sex offender
Also the slight matter of $22,500 in unpaid hotel bills.
I was in Zimbabwe when it was called Rhodesia 1978. Even Playboy was banned. A lady could not enter a lounge unescorted by a gentleman. Gentlemen had to wear a jacket and tie after 3PM. I loved it. It was like England in the 1930's.
Caning and paddling is a form of punishment in Zimbabwe. This freak would probably like it. Ooh yes mommy I've been a bad boy can I have another?
liberal scumbag
Mel Reynolds, the Al Goldstein of Zimbawe.
Here is a strange coincidence. Mel Reynolds was arrested in Zimbawe. Zimbawe formerly was known as Rhodesia, a southern African territory. Rhodesia was named after Cecil Rhodes in 1895.
South Africa's Rhodes University is also named after Rhodes. He set up the provisions of the Rhodes Scholarship, which is funded by his estate. The Rhodes Scholarship, named after Cecil John Rhodes, is an international postgraduate award for selected foreign students to study at the University of Oxford.
Mel Reynolds was a Rhodes Scholar. Now he is arrested in the former Rhodesia for porno, immigration violations and generally being a jerkoff.
Naturally Reynolds denies the charges and now demands to see a doctor since he fell ill upon contact with handcuffs and at the sight of a jail cell.
Bill Clinton was also a Rhodes scholar and also had his sexual peccadillos, although Clinton was never arrested in Rhodesia or Zimbawe.
Some other Rhodes Scholars:
Michael Kinsley (journalist)
Russ Feingold (US Senator)
George Stephanopoulos (who knows)
Susan Rice (NSA Advisor)
Brad Carson (former congressman from Oklahoma)
Cory Booker (US Senator from New Jersey)
Bobby Jindal (Governor of Louisiana)
Eric Garcetti (L.A. Mayor, son of Gil Garcetti of OJ fame)
Rachel Maddow (MSNBC pain in the ass)
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All in all, I am not unhappy with my GED.
Yep, Mel is a Rhodes scholar,
standing at 35th and Rhodes
studying those "tenderonies"
parading by in their skimpy
outfits in the summer.
What a clown, hope no extradition, never coming home, maybe he will meet some of the jungle people in prison and they will how you say it "toss his salad!"
Unless Jesse Sr. pays off the hotel bills and the country deports Mel as PNG, here's what Mel has to look forward to...
"Chikurubi Maximum Security Prison is on the outskirts of Harare, the capital of Zimbabwe.
"The men confined here are held in overcrowded cells, measuring 9m by 4m. Typically speaking there are 25 men per cell. Each day the men are confined to their squalid cells between the hours of 3:30pm and 7:00am. Four to five times a week they are also locked up for the guards lunch break, between the hours of 11:30am and 1:00pm. There are no beds and so the men have to sleep on mats spread out over the crowded cell floor. Some inmates refuse to wash, which results in blankets becoming lice infested. There is a predominance of HIV positive, practising homosexuals within this rat and lice infested prison. The cells are shared with people in the terminal stages of AIDS, Tuberculosis, Herpes and other highly infectious diseases, as well as some prisoners who are mentally ill. Many of the infected prisoners are unable to control their bodily functions, and this results in the cell floor and blankets being contaminated with body fluids; pus, phlegm, blood, urine, faeces..."
http://www.foreignprisoners.com/prison-zimbabwe.html
Just his kind of place...
There are 45 other prisons in Zimbabwe...
Best line so far was Chuck Goudie last night on CH 7: "This isn't uncharted territory for Mel Reynolds..." hahaha!
...or send international goodwill envoy Dennis "Pyongyang" Rodman over there to straighten things out. Getting staggering drunk and taking a dump in the hallway of the best hotel in town should be a big help to Mel.
Am I right? Huh? Am I right?
Is there an affirmative action clause in the application to become a Rhodes educated student?
Zimbabwe prison amnesty forced by starvation
2/18/2014
"THE presidential pardon which will see the release of more than 2000 prisoners was forced by the increasingly dire situation in the country’s 46 prisons and the risk of starvation as the government struggles with serious financial problems.
"NewZimbabwe.com has established President Robert Mugabe was forced to act after prison officials wrote to him, warning of possible disaster.
"Information at hand shows that the Commissioner of Prisons and Correctional Services urged Mugabe to consider an official pardon as the department was failing to cope with overcrowding and hunger.
"At the end of last year a senior official from the Zimbabwe Prisons Services told a Parliamentary Portfolio Committee that over 100 inmates had died due to hunger in the country’s overcrowded jails.
“Prisoners are dying because of hunger and some HIV related diseases. The problem of hunger is compounded by the fact that we can only afford prisoners one meal instead of three meals per day,” said Zimbabwe Prisons and Corrections Services Deputy Commissioner Agrey Machingauta..."
http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/news/zimsit_bobs-prison-amnesty-forced-by-hunger/
...so there'll be plenty of room for Mel...
once a pervert always a pervert
maybe its a "chop head off with machete" offense in that backwards continent.
HA! HA! HA!
No civil rights in that country! Enjoy your stay in an African jail, with all the rats!
They just love Americans over there!
SOoo long! Loser!
Mel is a laugh a minute, isn't he?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
What is with these Harvard grads. The jails are full of them!
He could work at the FOP
I smell the nasty racist hand of George Bush in this. Republicans always get their revenge, and on a good man. Trumped up charges.
So if I get an email from Mel Reynolds saying he's stuck in Zimbabwe and he needs me to send money it's legit and not a phishing scam. Let me get my credit card ready!
Reynolds was a Harvard grad and a Rhodes scholar who could not pass the bar exam. So much for a Ivy League and Oxford degree.
"maybe its a "chop head off with machete" offense in that backwards continent."
2/19/2014 12:59:00 PM
Backward? Would that we could do as well here.
...and I think the classic bush knife is called a "panga" over there.
If you would grasp what happened in Africa, read Robert Ruark's novels, Uhuru and Something Of Value. He covered Kenya in the 1950s, which fell first.
Also highly recommended -- The Old Man And The Boy, about his upbringing along the Carolina shore (you won't be able to put it down!) and Use Enough Gun, about Ruark's hunting exploits in Africa.
It sounds like racism to me!
He was just turning his life around.
I think they have got it all wrong, he is so nice. They are just racist!
Reynolds was a Harvard grad and a Rhodes scholar who could not pass the bar exam. So much for a Ivy League and Oxford degree.
2/19/2014 05:15:00 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++
Quota. affirmative action.
You pick.
They actually arrest their illegal aliens and johns?
Do they deport illegal alien sex offenders too?
Does Zimbabwe have a more functional government than the United States now?
Anonymous said...
Harvard grad, Rhodes scholar, convicted felon, sex offender, POS.
Oh, and did I mention he was once a U.S. Congressman.
2/19/2014 07:49:00 AM
Sounds familiar to: Harvard Grad, Nobel Peace prize, pot head, POS
Oh did I mention he once was an Illinois Senator?
Ever been to Zim? I have. Its like our worst ghetto district ran by a tribal king and a Witch Doctor.
Anonymous said...
Mel Reynolds is one sick deranged pedophile. I hope the Africans hang his nasty freak ass.
2/19/2014 01:17:00 AM
How many other kinds of pedophiles are there?
Mel Tormet was arrested in Kenya???? I thought he was dead!
He'll be back in the states by March.
Creep
Hey, c'mon. He's a Rhodes Scholar. Just like Bill Clinton.
Another in a long line of Democratic Party misfits.
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