Sunday, March 02, 2014

What Did Al Say Now?

From the comments:
  • What, no comments about what the idiot first deputy said at compstat? He didn't even realize he was being offensive, that's the beauty of it. Best and brightest, my ass.
Let us know what he said and we'll post it. Al is always entertaining. He's like our very own Joe Biden.

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44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Jor Biden comment is too much. You missed your calling Bob Hope.

3/02/2014 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Joe is a hoot. the kind of guy ya want to go out and shoot a couple of skeet with, and then have a beer or two.

3/02/2014 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al has been relegated to the back seat. He is on his way out. He has another job lined up and the superintendent's feelings are hurt again.

3/02/2014 01:06:00 AM  
Blogger BronxBullschitzHere said...

"I was there SCC when Al popped off. Instead of a Schlitz night, it's a Schlitz weekend. And by the end of the weekend, Al's street won't have one working streetlight left. And the mayor says I have Tourette's."

"Sometimes I wonder why I'm here."

I love you man! Thanks for being my best buddy!

XOXOXOs
BB

3/02/2014 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al was drinking the same kool aid as McCarthy!

3/02/2014 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes give us the 411 what was said .

3/02/2014 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While swearing in the last group of graduating PPO's he said do you swear to uphold the constitution if Illinois, fully pronouncing the S in Illinois

3/02/2014 07:10:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Al was always a nice guy. He was always a good coppers, albeit with some flaws.

This is a classic case of being promoted far over your capabilities. He didn't score high enough to be in the first '98 sergeant's class without merit.

3/02/2014 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said he could not believe Chief Rivera is still a Chief especially in IAD......

3/02/2014 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous 015 said...

He IS an absolute moron.

It's disgusting that they promote these morons by merit constantly because of affirmative action.

And with that, I have an incentive not to do a fuckin' thing.

3/02/2014 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty much saying white guys in units or tac teams are racist and only make arrests to keep black people down. He said if the white teams and units went into the white neighborhoods they would finally do the job they are asking them to do which is contact cards and staying on the street for visibility.. But in minority neighborhoods the teams and units continue to defy the orders for only contact cards and visibility and still arrest everybody in the ghetto keeping them in the station and not on the street... Hater.

3/02/2014 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no he dint...if its about Dunkin Donuts again, I'm gonna loose it y'all.

3/02/2014 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al is leaving soon build a huge house in Atlanta, big pension payouts, and another job lined up, al may be silent but he is smart as a fox watch Gary get upset as usual, anyone with any balls is leaving the top pathetic ranks!

3/02/2014 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Al?

The only Al CPD could have used is Al Brazen

3/02/2014 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in the car behind him in the drive thru at KFC....He said I want the Family Bucket with mashed and macaroni and cheese. Can't lie sounded so good I ordered the exact same.

3/02/2014 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I caught that comment the other day and was wondering what idiocy Al had spouted off. Damn! The one time I don't go to comppost for a laugh, and I missed it!

What'd he say, what'd he say???

3/02/2014 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please tell me it was not the pussy and alligator arm speech again--- give me an event number for a park check.....

3/02/2014 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPexgUnMxE

3/02/2014 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deer in headlights , has to be merit all the way

3/02/2014 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Who is Al?The only Al CPD could have used is Al Brazen
3/02/2014 10:11:00 AM"

I would like the record to note that whomever said this is my hero. I was there after he retired and was just substitute teaching. Still could make you shit your pants by merely saying hello.

3/02/2014 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


have you hugged an insane unknown today.

/sarcasm

3/02/2014 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the whole speech. He said Blaze Blaze, mumbles mumbles era era say what .haha,

3/02/2014 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Al?

The only Al CPD could have used is Al Brazen

3/02/2014 10:11:00 AM

Loved it, Butt Head, LOL

3/02/2014 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only Al CPD could have used is Al Brazen

3/02/2014 10:11:00 AM

Old School MHS chiming in I see.Nice.
Now go button your collar.

3/02/2014 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


have you hugged an insane unknown today.

/sarcasm

3/02/2014 06:29:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA..NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

3/02/2014 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said he didn't want to be bothered with any notifications on Sunday night during the oscars.

3/02/2014 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this guy the famous "Big Al" ?

3/02/2014 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Brazen was the king. My first day in that building I was wearing a dark blue shirt and he calls me over... "Hey plum! Come here". Yes sir? I asked. "Tuck that shirt all the way in before I drop kick your ass down the hall". Hahahahaha

3/03/2014 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would be bent out of shape over anything uttered from a man whose career has been on political cruise control for many years. Thankfully, his years of taking up various command positions (a la Dean Andrews) and bringing nothing of substance to any of them are drawing to a close, although I suspect that Dean will leave first, for obvious reasons.

3/03/2014 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's truly what he said re. the teams and units, then tell Al move them up to the white districts to get contact cards and be visible on my streets. To lock up the man stealing the purses and robbing the stores.

3/03/2014 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is the epi-to-may of po-lice work, as Dana Starks would say.

3/03/2014 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Al Brazen wow that's an old blast from the past - a true Marist tough guy!!!

3/03/2014 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, all these comments and not one of them what actually happened.

He said that with CCL now law, he could see a scenario where a robbery was taking place and both the offender and victim have guns - "a Mexican stand-off". He then kept on talking, no idea of the offense.

3/03/2014 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares,what he said,ok I'm a little curious,but I'd rather have a bucket of chicken!macaroni!and mashed at KFC!

3/03/2014 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is the epi-to-may of po-lice work, as Dana Starks would say.

3/03/2014 01:41:00 AM

I've also heard e pit tome as well.

3/03/2014 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Brazen, old step and a half

3/03/2014 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Brazen was a bad ass, but also one of the nicest guys. Thanks for bringing up that legends name!

3/03/2014 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Famous Al Brazen sayings:

I'll drop kick you to the north end of Alsip.

Where do you think you're at, Marist beach. Now button that top button.

Hey step and a half, c'mere.

Hey knucklehead, c'mere.

Would you like to spend some stimulating time in the quiet hour with me, or beautify?

3/03/2014 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Al Brazen saying "hey step and half, did someone die in your family, then why are you flying your tie at half mast"

3/03/2014 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/03/2014 12:37:00 PM.......

Thanks.I really needed the laugh & memories.

3/03/2014 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not talk about all the old JO bosses from the 11th. ward. All Irish.
Al Wysinger was.is a total real police. Al ruled the night with us real police and the mutts feared us.
Us retired copper' can give you 100 JO bosses who only knew where the booze was free.

3/03/2014 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad everyone liked the Al Brazen comment. Sincerely we could use a few bosses like that, tough but still have your best interest in mind.

3/04/2014 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never knew if Al Brazen was looking at me or to the side of me.I got the picture when he grabbed me by the necktie though.I remember when all the guys on the football team had gashes on the bridge of their noses,the result of Uncle Al's "Bat Drill" Good times.

3/04/2014 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was there SCC when Al popped off. Instead of a Schlitz night, it's a Schlitz weekend. And by the end of the weekend, Al's street won't have one working streetlight left. And the mayor says I have Tourette's."

"Sometimes I wonder why I'm here."

I love you man! Thanks for being my best buddy!

XOXOXOs
BB

3/02/2014 02:29:00 AM


You weren't shit kid because you're just a little hider sitting in mommy's basement who thinks the actual police pay any attention to your bullshit in the least.

Go home kid, you ain't a cop and youj're never gonna be. Hanging out here posting bullshit should embarrass you to no end.

3/04/2014 07:24:00 AM  

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