Chances of Getting Shot
- If you and another person get arrested together in Chicago, you’re both part of a loose network of people with a high risk of getting shot in the future, Yale University researchers say in a newly published study.
Only 6 percent of the people in Chicago between 2006 and 2012 were listed on arrest reports as co-offenders in crimes, the study says. But those people became the victims of 70 percent of the nonfatal shootings in the city over the same period.
The study, called “Tragic, but not random: The social contagion of nonfatal gunshot injuries,” was published in the January 2015 issue of Social Science & Medicine. It shows the risk of becoming a gunshot victim in Chicago is “more concentrated than previously thought,” according to Andrew Papachristos, one of the authors.
More than ever, the Chicago Police Department is borrowing ideas from academics like Papachristos to fashion anti-violence strategies. For instance, the department used his social-network theories to generate its own list of at-risk people.
Police Supt. Garry McCarthy believes that list is helping his beat officers concentrate on those people most likely to become shooting victims — or to shoot someone else.
An attempt to build a usable tool. This is actually intelligent. Of course, this study points out a number of uncomfortable truths, the main one being that this over-reliance on Contact Cards for people that aren't part of these criminal networks are truly a waste of time. Then there's this:
- Such social network analysis allows the manpower-strapped Chicago Police Department to “discern who’s at risk rather than casting the net really wide,” he said.
"manpower-strapped"? That damn shortage that everyone and their brother sees, except Rahm and Garry.
And this one:
And this one:
- And as was previously known, race was a key risk factor in getting shot, the study noted. For every 100,000 people, an average of one white person, 28 Hispanics and 113 blacks became victims of nonfatal shootings every year in Chicago over the six-year study period.
But Papachristos and his team sought to go beyond a racial explanation for nonfatal shootings. They were trying to explain why a specific young African-American male in a high-crime neighborhood becomes a shooting victim, while another young black man in the same neighborhood doesn’t, the study said.
Here's the SCC summary of the study - it took six minutes, not six years:
- If you engage in criminal enterprises, you stand a good chance of getting shot
- If you hang out with people who are criminals, you might get shot
- If you hang out with people who have a familiarity with guns, no moral compass, no conflict resolution skills and criminal intent, you might get shot
- This subset of a "social network" is comparatively small to the entire neighborhood it interacts with, but is supported in the main by a large portion of the neighborhood because it is the economic engine of the 'hood.
- Oh, and if you brush up against this "social network," as in my cousin, my play-cousin, my brother, my uncle, etc., you might be one of those "innocent victims" that aren't really that innocent.
Of course, this study summary isn't free - Rahm and Garry can have a check made out to "Bearer" and we'll take care of the rest.
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It all sounds like white man's voodoo. HOw about fate. There is a bullet out there waiting for you. When your time comes up, that bullet is going to hit you.
'The study, called “Tragic, but not random: The social contagion of nonfatal gunshot injuries,”...'
The study should've been called "Ghetto savagery, the deliberate institution of multigenerational violence: When (Shit)birds of a feather flock together".
There. I fixed it.
just A citizen says: your summary is what I love about SCC. No bullshit. Black and white. Thx!
How about some good news for a change?
CONGRATS TO THE CPD HOCKEY TEAM
Question.
How many of these poor misunderstood victims of the violence inherent in the system are involved with selling that harmless marijuana?
I seem to recall another study not so long ago that came to exactly the same conclusions. What did it say? Something like "A core group of 100,000 people causes most of the violent trouble in Chicago."
The liberals at Yale should do a study that your a black male what are the chances you get shot by another black male?
Yale should also do a study on black privilege, and why Al Sharpton gets away with not paying $4.5 million in back taxes to the IRS?
Only 6 percent of the people in Chicago between 2006 and 2012 were listed on arrest reports as co-offenders in crimes, the study says. But those people became the victims of 70 percent of the nonfatal shootings
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AKA the "Pareto-Ghetto Principle"
I can't believe it took some Yale smart people and money to figure that out. They could have paid a homeless guy a dollar and got the same stuff. Maybe they should do a study on Chicago politicians next. They may need to seek help from Captain Obvious.
Summed up: If your a piece of shit your gonna eventually get shot. Don't sugar coat it.
Oh yeah, almost forgot.......body cameras for 14/3rd is gonna solve that.
America
Yeah one half are victims and the remaining ones are offenders. It's shoot or be shot in the hood.Professor Papajohn.
So let me get this straight, people who get arrested or commit crime have a better chance of getting shot then those that don't? Stop the presses!
Seriously a six year study? How much tax payer money went into that grant? That money would have been better spent paying our pension deficit.
This ties in with the moldy chestnut that anti-gunners love to use:
"If you own a gun you're more likely to shoot someone you know."
As if owning a firearm magically makes you want to shoot your friends. Criminals shoot criminals and this study bears that out.
A paid survey for pointing out the obvious. Nice.
From a 20 yr veteran you are spot on SCC, but why ask a street cop as Yale professors and the like know better. I will continue to say again and again, supervisors who were never the real police don't understand gangs and how the network operates, they never worked gangs so they have no idea on how to properly address/circumvent gang problems or future potential problems. Oh wait yes they do I forgot about predictive analysis.....there is going to be a shooting in 1 of the 23 out of 26 beats in your district LMAO
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
A FLOP committee led by Deano the Dino (PhD) is quietly conducting research on how informal mating rituals effect CPD promotions and labor contract negotiations. Amazing things is happening at the lodge. Stay tuned!
Now if me can just admit to who does the shooting maybe we could figure out a solution.
Anonymous said...
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
2/09/2015 08:21:00 AM
Better to go to the University of Phoenix.
SCC I'm pissed!! A very reliable source at 35th said the SWAT list will be scratched. It seems certain SWAT crybabies on the team have filed a lawsuit for D-2 pay and the city doesn't want to add more police officers to SWAT. They are going to put SWAT back in uniform and back to districts. If they need SWAT officers they will respond from the districts. This is BS!! I worked very hard to prepare for SWAT. I am willing to sign a waiver for any extra pay or a take home car.
Thanks for the important new flash,but please educate and provide opportunity for those who are willing to do the honest living thing and otherwise those who don't become statistics unfortunately some innocent even the police,but job security stays strong!
Retired now after 29yrs...I always said 95% of the crime is committed by 5% of the people in a district....thats pretty much what they came up with after a couple of million dollar study. Where's my check!!!!
Old Retired Guy
EVIDENCE TECHS HELP SOLVE CRIMES!we need a class now to be trained for the summer surge!get a class in now off the list!the new test after grading and training will be at the end of this year or early next year!WE NEED A CLASS NOW NOT LATER!!!
'Today's victim IS tomorrows' offender.' First thing you learned about police work after the golden rule of: 'a good copper is never cold, wet, or hungry.'
Thanks for this excellent academic study.
Once in a blue moon, PC Liberal/Left Universities, Liberal media actually produce something honest, helpful.
The Black sociologist James Q. Wilson produced articles called "The Broken Window" theory - which made the honest, common sense argument that police and community groups should not ignore quality of life issues like broken windows, graffiti, panhandling as it puts out the idea/truth that laws aren't enforced and crimes escalate up to hard drug dealing, assault, murder.
It's only slightly below the surface, but the findings are that lower class Blacks, Hispanics are doing all the negative things from broken windows, up to drive by shootings/murder.
You know would be nice? Having squad cars in the districts. Never enough cars on all watches. Sometimes you will sit and wait for several hours. Other times they will double u up on days.
No computers in the squads what so ever. We have to take information on scene and the relocate back to the district to make the report.
What would even be nicer??? If FOP would hold a news conference letting the tax payers know how screwed up the police department is. Dean what are you going to do about our deplorable working conditions?
What a total and complete disgrace.
Why do most of these studies exclude Asians? When it comes to any type of social issues Asians are excluded. Why do they do studies on any types of disparities and exclude Asians. I asked this question to a professor from De Paul University and another from UIC. Both professors just ran around in circles with their explanations.
O.T. Obama Sets Up Complaint Phone Line For Illegals
President Obama set up a complaint phone line for illegals. Illegals can complain on federal agents, police, etc. who do not adhere to the new guidelines set up by the Department of Homeland Security.
http://www.wnd.com/2015/02/obama-sets-up-hotline-for-illegals-to-snitch-on-feds/
Any officer who looked up the case report for Mayor Emanuel's son getting robbed is going to be in deep trouble. Expect to be suspended without pay for three days. Also expect this to be on your record forever.
Is this what they are teaching at the city colleges now!
All this shows is Rahm is funneling cash to certain schools with silly ass studies.
These studies don't ever funnel back to white shirts who make policy.
Remember the stations security study of BEaCuelo?
Schools donate big cash!
Just like body cameras will save the NOT-guilty criminals.
FOP needs a study on how much weight a person can carry of equipment on duty.
Back problems?
Chasing criminals?
getting up from seated positions?
smaller frame women?
Yale? They don't dwell on such nonsense at Catholic universities outside of the schools ruined by the Jesuits.
Go Villanova!
You summoned it up in 6 minutes not 6 years SCC because you weren't getting Gov't money to do the study, but you should.
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
'The study, called “Tragic, but not random: The social contagion of nonfatal gunshot injuries,”...'
The study should've been called "Ghetto savagery, the deliberate institution of multigenerational violence: When (Shit)birds of a feather flock together".
There. I fixed it.
2/09/2015 12:33:00 AM
THIS.
Is what the man said...
We do co-sign.
Funny thought just hit us though...
These tweedy, leather elbow patch
wearing, aromatic smoke blowing,
smarter than everybody else (especially
us "dumb, brutal, racist, heavy-fisted,
gun-loving, conservative for no good
reason Cops) progressive academics
gave a smug and self satisfied smile
after blessing us rebellious churls with
this definitive (Snicker!) answer as to
why Pookey and The Shitbirds keep getting
shotified all up in they ass, all the m/f-ing time to
the great detriment and financial expense of the
civilized society that Pookey and The Shitbirds
loudly declare that they actually want no parts of.
But don't y'all start that shit-talkin' about curtailment
of entitlements (government sponsored financial incentive in return for loyalty to the Democratic Party)
in this era of open talk of stealing pensions from Policemen and Firemen.
Heh...
The cannons of austerity and snatch-backs
have to be pointed at the people considered least likely to set shit on fire and gooning/killing everything that moves in reaction to having something they "worked for" legislated away from them.
Oh by the way...
Speaking of the revelatory (Snicker again!) nature of this latest fly blown pile of academic busy-work... (Which is currently being used as yet another stymie to REAL Policing in this town, in addition to the intentionally cooked crime stats.)
Where, pray tell, is that ever elusive, highly touted as being THE tool to move and change The Chicago Police Department for the better, MORALE SURVEY?
>Crickets<
You know...
Since everybody is so serious about solving problems an' shit...
That survey has been bricked by City Hall with the consent of the academics who came up with it and they're using it as a guide to destroy this department and this job.
Just some thoughts from a "wild-assed, out of control, angry because it isn't 1960 anymore" Blue Shirt.
FWIW...
They could have gone to 005, 006, 007, 010, 011, 015, 025 and asked every copper with a star or more on his sleeve why m/fer's keep getting shot in the ass.
It should be called, when you are a productive,contgribuintg member of society and live in the "hood", the police will try to lock you up and then holler ghetto savage, next in the to be shot line.
Anonymous said...
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
2/09/2015 08:21:00 AM
#1 Law School in the country. Very hard to get into. Lot's of commies I would guess, trying to get educated.
City hoisting engineer brian tierney busted in Wilmitte in police sting. Watch his clout make things disappear
Targeting people as likely offenders in future crime is completely illegal in the US.
Follow the new CPD policy using this crap at your peril, but if you do, be sure to save some of the money you make to give to the "targets" you end up stopping or arresting.
12:33 AM
Outstanding and right on the mark!
Judge Dredd
Anonymous said...
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
2/09/2015 08:21:00 AM
Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime.
Reminded me of "300 Reasons Why... You might be a Redneck" by Jeff Foxworthy.
The gov'mint could have saved millions in federal grants to come up with their tragic conclusion and only read it.
Eggheads and fancy book learnins'.
"if your drawers droop beyond your butt crack, youuuu might be a gun shot victim".
" if standing on the corner at 2am on a Wednesday..."
" if you don't know 'blunt' means dull..."
" if you sit on the porch on a school night after 11pm..."
Now if you're 1 in a 100,000...
" you think it's ok to count your money at 10pm on the corner of Chicago and State..."
" riding a bike along the lakefront after sunset south of North Ave beach..."
I had to watch "Boo got shot" on youtube after reading this post. . . . my cousin 'punkin', etc. etc. etc. LMFAO
Studies like this one, in the right hands, is a good thing. We all know how data is usually biased and twisted at the preference of the numbers cruncher but it still will be used...either for you or against you. We do need studies like these to fight on that level, like it or not. I don't care how much of a joke they are, how many commies go there...them repeating important themes we already say gives those idea credence so when we use it we can point to an outside souce that benefits nothing from making these statements...and say they came to this conclusion after research. Nobody is asking a street cop or any other rank and file employee anywhere anything unless they are measuring perception.
Woo Hoo the Detectives list is out and I'm on IT Bitches!!
As we used to say in Area 4...
Today's victim is tomorrows offender...
...and vice versa.
Off topic I know.... Has anyone else received roll call training with a video presentation by the southern poverty law center about "right wing" extremists? Secessionists primarily, but blanket characterization is made by the creator to associate right wingers with extremism. We're being propagandized!
http://www.policeone.com/police-products/firearms/articles/8254860-Sniper-kills-Austin-man-who-opened-fire-on-police-helicopter/?utm_source=8243628&utm_medium=email&utm_content=TopNewsMainTitle&utm_campaign=P1Member&nlid=8243628
So shooting streetlights is a death penalty case in TX?
Discovery of the Obvious- definition of sociology.
So SCC, what you're saying is it's not the fault of a piece of metal and plastic/wood?
That's weird. Do the democrats know this?
Glad to see the FOP endorsed 23rd Ward Ald. Zalewski. Every editorial refers to him as the mayor's rubber stamp. He voted for the red-light cameras, and speed cameras. Sorry he doesn't get my family vote.
Duh!
CRAP! I was arrested with another guy in late 2012. He's in the seminary now! That doesn't bode well for me.... and I haven't signed up for Obamacare yet!
"Ghetto Karma Study"
Early voting has begun...VOTE!!!
CHICAGO - Illinois State Police (ISP) officials are investigating a shooting that occurred near the Shell gas station located at 55th and Wells, next to the Dan Ryan Expressway at 8:55 p.m., Saturday, February, 7, 2015.
An ISP trooper identified an occupied stolen vehicle at the Shell gas station through a license plate check. The trooper initiated a traffic stop in the parking lot of the Shell gas station. The trooper attempted to make contact with the sole occupant, the front seat passenger, a 17 year old male juvenile. The suspect passenger exited the stolen vehicle and fled the scene on foot. The trooper chased the suspect in a foot pursuit for approximately 1000ft north on Wells, during which time the suspect fired a single shot at the trooper. The trooper returned fire once. The suspect fell to the ground and was taken into custody by the trooper. The suspect's gun was recovered. No injuries were reported as a result of the gun fire.
The Cook County State's Attorney's Office was contacted and approved charges of Attempted Murder of a Police Officer, Aggravated Discharge of a Firearm, Aggravated Unlawful Use of a Weapon, Criminal Trespass to a Vehicle and Aggravated Assault. The suspect was transported to Cook County Juvenile Detention and will appear for a bond hearing on Monday, February 9, 2015.
The identity of the driver of the stolen vehicle is still pending investigation. No further information is being released at this time.
Bloomberg said male minorities from the ages of 15 to 25 do not have a good outlook on life and “think they’re going to get killed anyway because all their friends are getting killed.” He also said having a gun “is a joke” for them, that “it’s a joke to pull the trigger.”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/07/bloomberg-suggests-banning-young-minority-males-from-gun-ownership/
rb
wait, after millions upon millions spent, and telling us all the rate hikes for every service in this city, and taxing a certain segment of the population for the benefit of another certain segment through guilt and "fair share," you mean to tell me all the after school programs and universal pre-k, and 'free' food to prevent 'malnourished children,' and all the other bullshit excuses about why there is so much more crime in one area over another... after all that AND the early releases, turns out all these idiots have to do is not be a criminal or hang out with criminals?
Wow, thanks, academics. So now you'll trumpet the need for truth in sentencing, across the board taxcuts, and stricter welfare requirements, like not getting arrested or pissing hot?
Anonymous said...
SCC I'm pissed!! A very reliable source at 35th said the SWAT list will be scratched. It seems certain SWAT crybabies on the team have filed a lawsuit for D-2 pay and the city doesn't want to add more police officers to SWAT. They are going to put SWAT back in uniform and back to districts. If they need SWAT officers they will respond from the districts. This is BS!! I worked very hard to prepare for SWAT. I am willing to sign a waiver for any extra pay or a take home car.
2/09/2015 09:18:00 AM
Wow so older swat guys stand up for the next generation of swat guys to get adequate pay and necessary tools and your response is to sell out.These new generation of coppers are some selfish hand jobs me me me skinny jeans and pomade.
OT...I recieved an email from FOP with their endorsements for the aldermanic races. In the 10th ward an active PO (Samantha Webb) is running against the incumbent (John Pope) a guy who just so happens to vote with Rahm, no matter what the vote might be about. Oh, and Pope was there while the city council was rubber stamping votes for Richies agenda as well. Our so called union can't give an endorsement to one of our own? There's some real loyalty. Good job Deano! Your future job is getting more locked in every day!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Any officer who looked up the case report for Mayor Emanuel's son getting robbed is going to be in deep trouble. Expect to be suspended without pay for three days. Also expect this to be on your record forever.
2/09/2015 10:57:00 AM
Ooooooh, the dreaded Permanent Record.
Success and money shouldn't correlate to each other. Look at the millions or billions in human smuggling and narcotic trade. Look at the money the terrorists make on the black market. nonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
2/09/2015 08:21:00 AM
Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime.
2/09/2015 04:15:00 PM
Anonymous said...
As we used to say in Area 4...
Today's victim is tomorrows offender...
...and vice versa.
2/09/2015 06:51:00 PM
The corollary is if today's victim is dead he was yesterday's offender.
Anonymous said...
Yale is a joke and so are it studies.
Pinhead U, run and attended by Commies, not worth a pinch of shit
2/09/2015 08:21:00 AM
Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime.
2/09/2015 04:15:00 PM
Hope he's generous with his parents.
Unfortunately, I haven't met one HF manager who doesn't remind me of Rahm. Hope he's an exception.
Not a cop
SCC I'm pissed!! A very reliable source at 35th said the SWAT list will be scratched. It seems certain SWAT crybabies on the team have filed a lawsuit for D-2 pay and the city doesn't want to add more police officers to SWAT. They are going to put SWAT back in uniform and back to districts. If they need SWAT officers they will respond from the districts. This is BS!! I worked very hard to prepare for SWAT. I am willing to sign a waiver for any extra pay or a take home car.
Told you so about 3 weeks ago. Welcome back to HBT days. Careful what you wish for.
Geez, who woulda thought?
Anonymous said...
As we used to say in Area 4...
Today's victim is tomorrows offender...
...and vice versa.
2/09/2015 06:51:00 PM
And yesterday's witness.
Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime.
2/09/2015 04:15:00 PM
Until he's caught running a Ponzi scheme or committing outright fraud.
And this cost how much? How much taxpayer money was wasted? Anyone's friend do this? Connected to who? This money could of went intonthenpension rahm, like you state we made over what 800 million on tourism that was the pension payment plus more!
"Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime."
If he reads SCC, humility is his watchword.
Tell that to my son. He is a graduate from Yale. He runs his own hedge fund. He makes more money in one year than most average folk will make in a lifetime.
2/09/2015 04:15:00 PM
You should be proud. Many kids who are very smart and work hard could never afford to get into an Ivy League school. Just ask Obama how he and his wife got in.
Anonymous said...
SCC I'm pissed!! A very reliable source at 35th said the SWAT list will be scratched. It seems certain SWAT crybabies on the team have filed a lawsuit for D-2 pay and the city doesn't want to add more police officers to SWAT. They are going to put SWAT back in uniform and back to districts. If they need SWAT officers they will respond from the districts. This is BS!! I worked very hard to prepare for SWAT. I am willing to sign a waiver for any extra pay or a take home car.
2/09/2015 09:18:00 AM
Wow so older swat guys stand up for the next generation of swat guys to get adequate pay and necessary tools and your response is to sell out.These new generation of coppers are some selfish hand jobs me me me skinny jeans and pomade.
You said it!!! What a fucking douche bag you SWAT wanna be. I hope you don't make the team with your fucked up attitude. You are a fucking sell out so I guess you are a tgere year wonder.
Hendon should revive "Bozo's Circus", With his politicos........
>>>These studies don't ever funnel back to white shirts who make policy.
Remember the stations security study of BEaCuelo?
Schools donate big cash!
Just like body cameras will save the NOT-guilty criminals.
FOP needs a study on how much weight a person can carry of equipment on duty.
Back problems?
Chasing criminals?
getting up from seated positions?
smaller frame women?
2/09/2015 11:11:00 AM<<<
The Bea Cuello study went nowhere because any station built during the Richie Daley Rein was primarily concerned with profits for the connected contractors and minority set asides. The politicians wanted to provide the public with an open park-like campus and the physical security for those who worked there and their property was of very minor concern. So what we got was concrete boxes that crack in a high wind or a loud fart. These boxes have great glass fronts that will become lethal hail if a bomb ever goes off in front. The parking and the entry security and CCTV were all slipshod.
As far as carrying heavy loads I was a revolver cop and always carried two guns, lot of ammo and all the toys and worked the public housing projects. So thirty plus years left me with two replace knees and a screwed up lumbar spine. Body armor need to be incorporated so that it helps shift the load off the hips. Wearing tactical suspenders UNDER body armor could help.
Stay Safe. A frequent back message by your significant other would also help.
Don't you SWAT boys have anything better to do then complain? How many 4 year wonders are on the team? Go have a mocca at Starbucks.
Places like Yale university, U Cal Berkeley , the national news media, Hollywood are never going to turn Red State, patriot Conservative - never happen.
So, we must encourage small ways , productive things where Liberal Left people and places actually do something sane, positive, given racial realities, immigration realities, Muslims etc.
In both Holland and France, gays are now supporting populist, nationalist parties - the key issues are crime and Mass Muslim immigration.
White Gays don't much like being terrorized by criminal Blacks, Muslims or just living in extremely anti Western, anti gay Islamic societies.
My take is that when New York acuity went down and out , criminal anarchy under admin kinds in the early 1990s , New York Jews and Gays also went for Guliani, law and order. These two groups were once considered the most hard core Liberal Leftists.
The Crown Heights Brooklyn Pogrom where Sharpton led mobs of Blacks to "kill the Jews" - this changed the voting habit is of New York Lib Jewish voters.
>>>Anonymous said...
As we used to say in Area 4...
Today's victim is tomorrows offender...
...and vice versa.
2/09/2015 06:51:00 PM
And yesterday's witness.
2/10/2015 07:08:00 AM<<<
A murder could play out in front of a stadium full in of Area 4 and nobody saw nothing. But if a cop shot some puke then everybody would be coming out of the woodwork saying ....
Anonymous Anonymous said...
>>>Anonymous said...
As we used to say in Area 4...
Today's victim is tomorrows offender...
...and vice versa.
2/09/2015 06:51:00 PM
And yesterday's witness.
2/10/2015 07:08:00 AM<<<
A murder could play out in front of a stadium full in of Area 4 and nobody saw nothing. But if a cop shot some puke then everybody would be coming out of the woodwork saying ....
2/11/2015 10:18:00 AM
THIS!
M/Fer laid out at Ferdinand & Springfield with a third eye (complete with powder burn) and the smell of burnt cordite still in the air...
20 to 30 assholes put heir hands in their pockets, rolled their eyes to the back of their empty skulls and said "Huh?" when the po-leece axed "Whodunit?
Two assholes were boxing over the right to sell curbside urban pharmaceuticals at that spot.
...One apparently took umbrage at the ass-whoopin' he was taking and upped wit' dat strap...
>Pop!<
And the rest is history.
Of course the spectators were salty about the earlier than anticipated arrival of da po-leece.
No time to rob Mistuh Dead Shit-Head of the $1K, a pack and fully loaded pistol he had on his deceased person.
Yeah.
They don't see shit when it's THEM but when they're in danger of catching a good hair-combing from a copper or an upright citizen, m/fers suddenly have x-ray vision, the ability to see around corners and jump into/out of space-time portals accessible/visible only to them.
An actual contract with society is for you muthafuckahs with compelling rules to abide by...
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