Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
It's a suicide. Already classified by Lt D.W. cut his own head off.
Well it's nothing to lose your head over.
Did another cta train cut me off? I know everything except to stop at train tracks.
Nope, don't know about it. But it sure would be nice to be able to walk/park around a certain mosque at Elston and Pulaski on Friday afternoons without having to duck and dodge insane drivers frantically and maniacally screaming through the neighborhood, parking on sidewalks, blocking the alleys and crosswalks. It's getting dangerous around there, 017, for drivers and pedestrians.
If so the Area North violent crime LT. will make it a suicide or death investigation.
Run for your lives, ISIS is here.....Oh Lordy Lordy, the end is near!PS....it's Obama's fault
Well the Mexican drug cartels go in for that sort of stuff. A Chewie supporter maybe?
It's true. Decapitated Muslim from Easter Europe. Dicks wanted to classify it as a suicide although there were no marks indicating such and it was obvious that the head had been cut off -- like what ISIS does. But not to worry, it was classified as a death investigation. It'll get cleared in no time!
He was headed out to apply for colege?
The body was found with a Red Card firmly grasped in his right hand.
Damned Lutherans! Someone dissed Lena Johnson's Lutefisk. The next thing you know, heads are rolling!
Hopefully it was CAPS.Perhaps decapitation is what'll kill it once and for all.
Heard it was traffic accident.
Maybe it was El Chapo sending a message to the Flores twins and all the other snitches. We're in the sanctuary city.
Probably dumped there from 025.
NOT a suicide, as some claim...
017 also has a lot of illegal Mexicans who are involved in the drug trade. The drug cartels do not play games and they are serious about making people comply.
That's called a Friday afternoon in Chicago.Nothing to see here folks.
Whoever posted on that is an ass. it was a suicide. end of story.
please elaborate if you can, we have the burning of people which who knows may have religious over tones too..
I used to get head in 017 all the time, but that's not what we are talking about here.
Decapitated suicide? How? Hanged self with some razor-like rope?
CIA agents were on the scene and at the areasomething big going on
It was religious. They opened a first amendment investigation on it, which means it wont be cleared/closed for at least 2 years.
017 has a lot of Muslims. I remember years ago I was called to a domestic. A young Muslim girl age 16 was pregnant. The parents wanted to send her to Pakistan. The girl feared for her life. So she took refuge with a Christian social service agency. If she went to Pakistan then she may be stoned to death or decapitated. Because she shamed her family and disobeyed her Muslim faith. You gotta love the great American melting pot we have brewed here.
We never really get the full truth about just about anything, from CPD anymore, do we?
Looks like theft of a lost or misplaced head.
But was the body found in a Topless Bar?
The paper car probably screwed it up anyways.
Hey SCC, you sure got a heads up on this story!
On scene.. Dude jumped off a 3 story building. tied rope off the chimney. took his head clean off.
Rub a little dirt on it...
17th district the new K-town North.
Is this true?
Anonymous said...On scene.. Dude jumped off a 3 story building. tied rope off the chimney. took his head clean off.3/28/2015 04:25:00 PDid you get some head?
Anonymous said...CIA agents were on the scene and at the areasomething big going on3/28/2015 12:22:00 PMCIA? Sounds really big, whoa...
On scene.. Dude jumped off a 3 story building. tied rope off the chimney. took his head clean off.3/28/2015 04:25:00 PMWow. Well, if you're going to do something, you might at well do it right.
Was a suicide, the paper car did a great job, that's it.
Fat guy and a little ROPE.
017 district is not anywhere near K Town North. There is nothing going on there. Lazy cops. Bad bosses.
The Lt. is an experienced homicide investigator, one of A4's all time best, just ask him. He knows a suicide when he sees one. May need a little re-training in the sex crimes investigations department though.
Anonymous Anonymous said...On scene.. Dude jumped off a 3 story building. tied rope off the chimney. took his head clean off.3/28/2015 04:25:00 PMWow. Well, if you're going to do something, you might at well do it right.3/28/2015 10:56:00 PMWas it a suicide or a gypsy chimney shaker?
Nope...no CIA....but a kiss-ass P.O. who tells everyone that hes been on 5 different Federal Task Forces.
At what point do you think the guy officially died? When his head or body hit the ground!?! They say the head can still see and hear for 10-20 seconds.
Anonymous Anonymous said...Nope...no CIA....but a kiss-ass P.O. who tells everyone that hes been on 5 different Federal Task Forces. 3/29/2015 01:50:00 PM Came from 019? Yeah, we know him.
2 suicides in other parts of the US in which guy tied a rope or chain around his neck, other end fastened to a solid stationary object, got into his car, and hit the gas.When the slack came tight...
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