Friday, August 14, 2015

Too Early for Superbowl Hopes?

As long as the Bears are playing everyone else's second strings, we're going to go out on a limb and predict another parade in February!
  • Chicago passed the time between Cubs games by watching the Bears backups beat the Dolphins reserves 27-10 in the exhibition opener for both teams. Not since 2008 in this city has preseason football distracted us from excitement over postseason baseball, so nobody's complaining. Not as many people are noticing the Bears either; at kickoff roughly 20,000 seats remained empty because of either rush-hour traffic or indifference, maybe both.
We're already making reservations for Santa Clara.

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green Bay Packers Superbowl.

8/14/2015 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree...

8/14/2015 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, have you been hanging with $10 Grand?!!

8/14/2015 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This year, Da Bears will surprise you. They are awesome, They are powerful,they will be winners.

8/14/2015 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they gonna have a pass rush and a half decent secondary?
They're gonna get picked apart twice by Aaron Rodgers and Matthew Stafford, just to name 2.
8-8 at best.

8/14/2015 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Vikings!!!

8/14/2015 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Bears! And take the Cubs too!

8/14/2015 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One word "Cutler"! Make sure you mopes have you season ticket money sent in.

8/14/2015 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous BEARS GUY said...

Historic Fact:

The Bears have NEVER lost a game with John Fox as their head coach!



verified at snopes.com

8/14/2015 04:54:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

If the Bears make it to the playoffs, Beatrice has promised to make a different version of her infamous chili to serve at half-time of each game. Haz-mat advisory.

8/14/2015 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ask idot why the express lanes were closed...

8/14/2015 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, its the Bears, a Chicago team. A team from a city which produces loser sports.

8/14/2015 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City still can't figure out that those express ways are useless. Lets put more bike lane in downtown!

May be those rich Football teams can complain about the bike lanes and have that scam removed.

8/14/2015 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

I forgot Da Bears were even on and I missed Miami's opening TD drive (here we go again --sigh--). I turned it off when Cutler went out. Plus, by that time I had enough of the STOO-PID penalties.

And Jordan Mills better get his shit together real quick! I don't know what happened to him but his mind 'ain't right'. That is, I hope it is his mind and he's not still having effects of that foot injury from last year.

8/14/2015 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6-10 if lucky.

8/14/2015 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get rid of Cutler and we will begin winning again.

--No Cop Here

8/14/2015 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of CPD rank and file wanted to go to the game but we're too busy with reports and issuing receipts to honor students.

8/14/2015 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5-10 u still have cutler I don't care who the coach is

8/14/2015 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay Cutler = FAIL

8/14/2015 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cutler's wife wants out of Chiraq. No place to raise a family.

8/14/2015 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of promise for the Bears. This could be a great fall sports season with the Cubs and Bears. The SCORE 670 today were laughing at the Bears so fuck off blind ass mother fuckers. I love the Score but it sounded like none of the radio hosts watched the whole game. Cutler I live my life in a coma has competition and will be second string due to living in a coma. Coach Fox rocks. KMET Radio Los Angelis California.

8/14/2015 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, its the Bears, a Chicago team. A team from a city which produces loser sports.

8/14/2015 07:34:00 AM


Apparently you are not a hockey fan.

8/15/2015 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ADD [Attention Deficit Disorder] QB Cutler will see to it that da Bears perform as their usual Lackluster selves. Mr. Inconsistant will be repeatedly interceptedf and will again ruin anothrr season,

8/15/2015 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

60-1 on the bowl. If you want those odds come see me. Pete the Greek. You'll wish you had come Feb. I'll be eating soulvaki at the Parthenon. Table 3.

8/16/2015 11:41:00 AM  

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