Nice Street Rahm
- A woman had her computer bag snatched from her hand in the 4200 block of N. Hermitage yesterday afternoon—the same block that is home to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel and his 24/7 police personal police force.
No one is in custody.
The woman was walking near Emanuel’s home shortly after 1PM Tuesday when a teenager jumped out of a “very old black Cadillac,” grabbed her computer bag from her hand, and then fled in the same vehicle. She was not injured.
Police describe the offender as a black male teenager wearing a white tank top and black cargo pants.
The crime has been classified as a theft.
The mayor's home is protected around the clock by at least eight police officers who are assigned to patrol our 19th district. The force includes at least two cops in front of Emanuel's home, at least two more in the rear of his home, a sergeant, and "roving units" that make circles around the block.
We suppose it doesn't matter - the thief fled in a car, so he would have gotten away clean regardless.
Sorry about your computer, here's your report. Never mind those eight coppers within 300 feet of the scene. We guess none of them or their squad cars had active cameras either.
Sorry about your computer, here's your report. Never mind those eight coppers within 300 feet of the scene. We guess none of them or their squad cars had active cameras either.
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Sounds like a Strong armed Robbery to me.
Theft? Does Rahm want it downplayed?
Theft? Sounds like a strong arm robbery to me.
The lady can rest assured that she will be getting the same number of officers, dets and supervisors that were assigned to clear up the case involving Rahm's son.
I think the cadi was driven by the college counselor for rahms kid.
Talk about getting dissed!
Ain't nobody fraid of da Mayor or the Poleece.
Cameras , yeah , I doubt there are many around the mayors house . You can buy people , camera footage has to be collected by agencies that are somewhat controlled .
Did she express her outrage to Rahm while he is at home?
Do not worry!
Lord High Mayor Rahm Emanuel was safe and was not troubled by the actions of this petty riff-raff.
All you peasants should be happy to know that Neither His Majesty Rahm, his family, nor his property were disturbed.
Now back to work, your taxes won't pay themselves!
Maybe the coppers were too focused on following Rahm's son to the weed man.
"1PM Tuesday...a teenager jumped out of a “very old black Cadillac,” grabbed [a] computer bag from [victim's] hand, and then fled in the same vehicle."
Another "college counselor."
1 PM, 10 PM...They work day and night around there, don't they?
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At least it wasn't a Craigslist gay hook-up gone bad.........
Ha! Ha! Could not have happened at a better location! LOL
The case was closed.
After it hit the news guess what it was re-opened and the Dicks actually went out on a theft. Not strong-arm robbery but a theft.
Case management has the best Detectives the City can hire reclassifying crimes to misdemeanors.
Gotta love the white shirts when the heat gets turned up they know how to order people to work a case. But if your momma or kids are victim and its not on the news or an exempts family it will be lost in limbo.
This kind of activity adds to the allure of exciting adventuresome city life. People pay big money to participate in this lifestyle. Next please.
Theft???? The offender ripped it away from her! Robbery! Didn't they charge Rahms kids weed dealer with robbery when he took the phone? I guess it pays to be a Emmanuel in the city of the have's and the have nots.
Heard Rerun and WeeZee showed up on scene and striped all cops on Mayors detail, then went shopping at Water Tower place for a big Engagement ring!!
My question is,
Are we allowed to read the GOCR on this crime? You know like we use to do when you
came on the job, to tell where the bad stuff and people are located at?
Or is this women's incident a secret like Rahm's sons case report?
Was this woman speaking to here college counselor at the time of the incident?
or was she busy trying to negotiate some sort of illegal act?
Just askin
CCW!!
That's what I call staying fetal.
When you put it into perspective Rahm steals the equivalency of a computer from all of us every pay day.
Ch 7 news had it at 4200 N. Armitage, what a bunch of idiots. News cannot even get an address correct, and we should trust them.
"Theft? Sounds like a strong arm robbery to me."
8/25/2016 12:32:00 AM
0880 THEFT PURSE-SNATCHING
Larceny (06) (Index)
(Crimes Against Property)
Definition: The unlawful taking, carrying, leading, or riding away of property from the possession or constructive possession of another person.
0320 ROBBERY STRONGARM - NO WEAPON
Robbery (03) (Index)
(Crime Against Property)
Definition: The taking or attempting to take anything of value under confrontational circumstances from the control, custody, or care of another person by force or threat of force or violence and/or by putting the victim in fear of immediate harm.
I guess that would be the difference. Wasn't there, didn't see -- but there is often "pressure" to minimize things, as we know.
Sure, but let a bag of tomatoes appear on the porch and a PLAN is called.
Believe it or Not:
• Rahm's Security Detail Inc. has more On-Duty manpower that midnights in 016.
• Rahm's Security Detail Inc. has more Supervisors than most Districts on midnights citywide.
• Rahm's Security Detail Inc. has a budget that could fund 4 Bud Biliken Parades and still have money leftover to replace the Cabrini Green Midnight Basketball Courts.
We need to stop bashing Rahm Emanuel (D) and continue our support. Rahm is a rock solid democrat and supporter of the working middle class. Please put your ill will aside and continue to support Rahm and the democrats. Remember it is only through your support the democrats can advance their progressive agenda. Take time out, make personal sacrifices and continue your support through city sale taxes, red light camera fines, property taxes, the new garbage collection fees, utility taxes, parking citation fines, city sticker fees, public parking meter collaborations, Chicago Skyway revenue transfer schemes, personally issued driving citations, Administrative Notice of Violation fines, building permit fees, additional progressive business sales tax districts, zoned parking fees, Denver boot fees to name a few. And they are marketed as the party of the Middle Class.
Why doesn’t Rahm battalion of “security specialists” of D-3 pay grade have dash cameras with active microphones and state mandated body cameras with associated audio recordings? Are they in violation of state law or are political regime’s security forces exempt in the interest of state security? The expendable blue shirts were told the cameras can only help you not hurt you. The footage and accompanying audio can only assist in the prosecution of crimes, exonerate allegations of misconduct and for ratings sake make you movie stars on the 10 o’clock news destroying your good name and standing. Body cameras are state law I have been told codified into legislation by so many hard core democrats who represent broken down World War II Berlin bombed out looking communities complete with desperate, controlled modern day displaced peoples.
One would think legislators would “work” hard to create economic opportunities rather than expending finite resources handcuffing peacekeepers who keep a lid on the democrat machine's voting trash can. If violent crime and death are your oppressive goals, Illinois legislative bodies have achieved keeping their collective dream alive in collaboration with the aclu, trial lawyers, the blm sympathetic superintendent of police and the transformative doj. Stay fetal and out of the camera's eye.
If Tasers are required for beat officers, when is the mayor’s security detail going to strap on old sparky? Or is the mayor’s life not worth a chance the Taser misses it target or is ineffective? Or would a deployed Taser involved video be a politician’s worst nightmare if perceived “excessive force” and electrical torture was associated with their name and re-election campaigns? Dignitaries always seem to have exemptions to everyone else’s rules. Democrat politicians are V.I.Ps not unwashed peasants. No tasers, body cams, pepper spray or dash cams anytime all the time.
Is it possible that the mayor's detail was ordered to respond to dignitary related concerns? Aren't they told they are no longer police and only act on the mayor's security concerns? Sounds like an Inspector General's investigation is needed and a generic disciplinary type investigation for the rule violations of inattentiveness to duty and failure to take police action. Maybe the media should pick up on these themes. Remember, its the seriousness of the charge not the nature of the allegation.
Y are tax payers paying for his family protection
andy shaw where are you
At least it wasn't a Craigslist gay hook-up gone bad.........
8/25/2016 05:40:00 AM
I see what you did here..
There's a video of a post-doc student named King Yella getting lead poisoning while filming a BLM video under the viaduct at 65th/Wentworth on Tuesday. And the set from Parkway Gardens is all over Twitter claiming responsibility.
here is a mayor that is such a coward cannot even with the big army of clouted overpaid coppers cannot even protect his own blood his own son, even his own block! Just another day another disgrace rahm your a failure look into the mirror repeat "I rahm am a total failure" there you feel better now ballerina?
A very old black Cadillac, hmm that old any camera angles rahm? If a copper was involved how many camera angles? How many crimes occurred on south Lowe street when old man or richie was mayor rahm? None! Correct unless the vaneko/daley clan caused them!
They tried to assassinate a leader but her detail protected her, rahms cannot protect his son, or even homes close to his, time to resign detail and rahm you should really not go away mad just resign and go away!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/assassination-attempt-on-angela-merkel--8706692
Just wondering: if I leave a box of clothes in the basement of my house, rent it to my brother, but live at my buddies in Indiana, is that ok? Rahm set the precedent
The case was closed.
After it hit the news guess what it was re-opened and the Dicks actually went out on a theft. Not strong-arm robbery but a theft.
Case management has the best Detectives the City can hire reclassifying crimes to misdemeanors.
Gotta love the white shirts when the heat gets turned up they know how to order people to work a case. But if your momma or kids are victim and its not on the news or an exempts family it will be lost in limbo.
8/25/2016 07:38:00
Yeah and all but one of them in CMO have under twenty years on the job and are under the direct supervision of a merit hack cabana boy!
Rumor has it that the victim's computer contained highly classified top secret deleted emails from Hillary Clinton that were being personally delivered to the mayor's compound.
Lil george said...
Just wondering: if I leave a box of clothes in the basement of my house, rent it to my brother, but live at my buddies in Indiana, is that ok? Rahm set the precedent
8/25/2016 05:34:00 PM
It depends. Will the President of the United States vouch for you?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ch 7 news had it at 4200 N. Armitage, what a bunch of idiots. News cannot even get an address correct, and we should trust them.
8/25/2016 10:13:00 AM
Ah, Armitage, Hermitage, sounds close, no need for accuracy anymore in the news.
It's infotainment now, not news.
All that matters is that the newsreader bunny looks really cute and shows some cleavage.
The mayor's detail do not even wear vests, full duty belts, nor wear prescribed full size forearms rather just the snub nose guns. They don't have tasers or cuffs wither.
The mugging took place a block and a half away from our terrible mayor's home
Still not good detail did not respond
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The mayor's detail do not even wear vests, full duty belts, nor wear prescribed full size forearms rather just the snub nose guns. They don't have tasers or cuffs wither.
8/25/2016 11:39:00 PM
ever watch them get the call to qualify? Watched 1 shoot he passed but target was still up ready for next shooter bullets went where?
Anonymous said...
The mugging took place a block and a half away from our terrible mayor's home
Still not good detail did not respond
8/26/2016 08:51:00 AM
Little Birdy has said Rahm actually doesn't live there.
Just the wife and kids...
He stops by a few times a week to keep up appearances.
He allegedly has his own condo somewhere by North Pier/New East Side
or by Millennium Park.
He gives no fucks about anything/anyone.
Anonymous said...
The mayor's detail do not even wear vests, full duty belts, nor wear prescribed full size forearms rather just the snub nose guns. They don't have tasers or cuffs wither.
8/25/2016 11:39:00 PM
I seriously hope you typed that out on a small smart phone keyboard.
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