Saturday, August 06, 2016

Product Placement

  • Two people were shot at a laundromat on the city's South Side Friday morning and surveillance video captured two men opening fire.

    A man and woman were struck by gunfire in the 6800-block of South Stony Island. At least one shot went into the laundromat through the front door window.

    By 9:30 a.m. surveillance footage showed two people on bikes, at least one was armed and ready to fire. They circled the parking lost at 68th and Stoney Island. It becomes clear they had a target in mind. The pair, one on a Divvy bike, rode up to the front of a laundromat, dropped the bikes and strolled in. Within a matter of seconds, they spotted someone and immediately the target took off.
Not just for getting around the touristy parts of town - now available for all your drive-by or bike-by needs!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the shooters were tourists that brought their out of town beefs with them. Not Bloods, Crips or MS-13 from Cali, though. Not with bicycles involved. I'm thinking the shooters are probably from Pennsylvania or Ohio. The turf wars between the Amish, the Quakers and the Mennonites must be heating up. Someone didn't listen to the warning about not selling quilts on a particular corner.

8/06/2016 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bike by shootings can have certain advantages in some neighborhoods.

8/06/2016 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was some fantastic surveillance video from that incident. Comcast should have such a clear picture.

8/06/2016 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is easier to get a gun than a bike in Chicago!

8/06/2016 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Broke ass punks can't even afford a car?

8/06/2016 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know bro, kinda wild. The divvy was heisted from where? Another divvy rider seen in a place where divvy doesn't exist can possibly mean an arrest? South of 20th, blue spin is stolen.

8/06/2016 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought everyone wanted to be a banger so they could buy themselves the good life?

Where is the Benz?
No Escalade?
How adout a Lincoln or a Cherokee?
Not even a beat to shit 2002 Dodge Charger?


Maybe crime doesn't pay, you ignorant bike riding jagoffs?

8/06/2016 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just spell my name right!

8/06/2016 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice clear video of the would-be assassins. Hopefully, it won't take long before they are taken into custody. Good thing there were no cops nearby as this went down, as it would very likely have resulted in a shootout between these young thugs and the Police; we know that the cops would have been bashed for lighting them up, as they likely would have had to do to bring this incident to a close.

8/06/2016 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Divvy, for all your gang banger accessories.

8/06/2016 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and then they had to get out of there fast, to return the Divvy to its proper electronic docking/locking station so they wouldn't get overbilled for using it too long.



8/06/2016 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Product Placement"... love the title...

Played like perfectly like a movie scene...

8/06/2016 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous 11th Dist King said...

This is priceless. Here in chicago you can rent a divvy bike and go do a drive by shooting. The city is getting paid by shithead to go do a egg batt/attempted murder. OMG I am dying at this one. If you dont have a ride in chicago to go kill someone just rent a divvy bike, the city gets paid and your offender gets smoked.

Only in chicago.

8/06/2016 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Divvy, helping you get away from shootings since 2015!!!

8/06/2016 07:33:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I hope the shooter got the bike back in thirty minutes. It really gets expensive after that.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/06/2016 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would go good with the tourist rent a gun kiosks that was posted late last year.

8/06/2016 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love how it was story #8 on the news. Had figured it was a stolen divvy bike used outside the city, but no it was just more ghetto violence manufactured by the racist police.

8/06/2016 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New gang, The Divvys

8/06/2016 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol i am sure the liberals are horrified. Lol

8/06/2016 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two armed young men enter laundry mat to murder an innocent person .
Now if they end up shot , mamas might be a guest at the next dnc .

8/06/2016 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know bro, kinda wild. The divvy was heisted from where? Another divvy rider seen in a place where divvy doesn't exist can possibly mean an arrest? South of 20th, blue spin is stolen.

8/06/2016 01:02:00 AM

Who cares? I'm riding south of 20th and its stolen? Good probable cause right there. One shows up inventoried in my district about every month.

I'll bet they don't pay the hourly rate for the meters that are taken out so the docks can be parked in the street. I'm sure the neighbors love them on the permit parking only streets, too.

8/06/2016 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just steps from the "STONY ISLAND ARTS BANK", conveniently located at 6760 S Stony Island.

The Stony Island Arts Bank is a hybrid gallery, media archive, library and community center – and a home for Rebuild’s archives and collections. Designed by William Gibbons Uffendell and built in 1923, the bank at 68th Street and Stony Island Avenue was once a vibrant community savings and loan. By the eighties, the branch had closed and the building remained vacant and deteriorating for decades. Reopened in October 2015, the radically restored building serves as a space for neighborhood residents to preserve, access, reimagine and share their heritage – and a destination for artists, scholars, curators, and collectors to research and engage with South Side history.

8/06/2016 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who brought Divvy to the the underserved community ?
Who brought Uber there too ?
And the free WiFi ?
And a Community Task Force?
Gee, why doesn't the poleece do something and stop these thugs and take away them guns.

8/06/2016 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing missing is a gun kiosk next to the divvy kiosk.

8/06/2016 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 'No Bid' monopoly liberal owned company boasting execs with quarter million dollar salaries, and who's company was guaranteed against loss by the taxpayers? That Divvy.. right? Just checking.

8/06/2016 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, Divvy takes LINK cards now?

8/06/2016 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm if the gun manufacturers can be sued for the crimes that certain offenders commit with them , then why can't the owner and chief partner , and Mayoral Brother, be sued over the violence committed using his Divy Bikes. Sounds like "Common sense" Gun /Divy Bike laws to me.

8/07/2016 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another one of our mayos brainchild to make some money for himself!

8/07/2016 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC said:
"Product Placement"

We're thinking the laundromat shooting video
would make a great late night TV sales pitch
for some shit regular people have absolutely no use for.

>Dozing in your easy chair as the TV watches you...
Volume suddenly cranks up to 100 as the screaming
and gunfire starts...<

"Get your new and improved, longer-lasting BULLSHIT today!"

>Wide-The-Fuck-Awake after the adrenaline dump<

Some FCC beefs filed because of that obnoxious shit...

Product Placement?

More like, "Selling it..."

Whatever "It" may be.

Chicago has proven to be a buyer's market
and sadly so...

8/07/2016 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like the time dude rode up on a bmx bike and executed
another dude in a crowd of dudes back in the day in ABLA...

Or the two little assholes (one pedaling and one riding backwards
and banging off a pistol) in Pilsen...

Fun and games until being spotted and chased by The Police
put a cramp in things.

Vaulted Sidewalks
2 fleeing assholes on 1 bike
8 to 10 foot drop gangways
1 spectacular crash

Z13 was alive with much laughter that day.

Don't take these m/Fers personally.
Just let them be your entertainment.

Drop reports and just laugh at them all day long...

8/07/2016 11:07:00 PM  

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