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- A man was shot to death in an argument with his father over who was going to walk the dog Sunday morning in the Burnside neighborhood on the South Side.
Donald Johnson, 22, and his 43-year-old father shot each other about 8:20 a.m. during an argument in the 9100 block of South Woodlawn, according to Chicago Police spokesman [...] and the Cook County medical examiner’s office.
Both men suffered multiple gunshot wounds and were taken to Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, police said.
That's got to rank right up there in the top ten dumb-ass reasons to kill someone.