When the Money Dries Up...
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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46 Comments:
>Pffft!<
The hard-chargers desperate to keep their
start times will STILL be trying to chase
dude for taking off from a traffic stop
even in this rig...
The idiot that runs Fleet Management should be FIRES TODAY. If this was the private sector operation this guy would have been launched.
Can't buy or lease enough police vehicles and we are down 2500 officers so how come we don't have any cars anywhere???
MMD takes 3 cars for oil change and cracked windshield and then proceed to junk them because they over 185,000 miles and replace them with NOTHING.. how are you suppose to operate a unit without resources. hey Mr Ed wake the fuck up, start providing the basic resources to do our jobs.
When the money dries up... ???
Have you priced oats and hay lately?
You aren't going to feed Mr. Ed on grass and donuts.
Maybe show the car with a couple of PPO pushing and pulling it.
That will cut down on vehicle pursuits!
Or everyone gets a Divy bike and a handheld radio?
It would almost be worth it, just to see Special Ed on a bike.
When people complain about all the horse-s__t in the streets, they will not be exaggerating.
If it gets that bad, someone will be making horseburgers first.
And they will be eating Soylent Green in Englewood.
Skate boards are next. Laughing stock of the nation's police departments.
This a great idea! It means that I actually have a chance of making the mounted unit!!! Well at least the burrow unit but I'll still take it! High hoe silver, away!!!
Well, most of the residents of our 20 sector we're driving something just like that less than a year ago.
And they will be eating Soylent Green in Englewood.
6/30/2017 01:49:00 AM
That'd take care of some of the violence, anyhow...
What about a Fred Flintstone mobile?! Years ago, I had a squad car with holes in the floorboard....
Which exempt is this pulling the car?
Best one yet! Now just add "The Keystone Cops'' and you have the perfect representation of the CPD.
We got three new cars. The Sgts. swicthed out two of theirs. I want to thank the former FOP for negotiating 2 new cars for them and 1 for us.
Hover board
Anyone just drive out to Bensenville Elmhurst to Larry Rosch ford.
They have a couple hundred Ford Exploreres sitting on back lot.
All labeled with CPD stickers and outside numbers.
What is city waiting for?
They need to pay the dealership and they just do not have the funds.....
They cars have been ready for several weeks and they are not moving.....
Have been there three times since April 2017 and they are still sitting there.
Kinda sounds like the city "leadership" is phasing out the CPD. It fits the whole "police are the problem" theme.
It shows the Mayor's commitment to law enforcement, but you guys already know all about that.
J.J.
Rahm has a persecution complex
whenever people ask him for a ride
because before he changed his name
he used to be Rick Shaw
Razor scooters for downtown beats.
Deja Vu: I hear there's a movie out
about an underground casino
Actually that's the wagon, squad cars will actually be mules with "Police" spray painted on the side.
We will have to deal with a different kind of gas.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
What's with the new Chevy Suburbans.. Saw new one escort funeral of retired Detective to Resurrection
City plans on big expansion of bike patrol.
Bring your own bicycle tho.
not too far off........
did keating take all his segways???
Glad the old man isn't around to see this.
He'd probably stroke out from seeing the picture.
He said he traded living in the Delta and plowing fields
behind a flatulent mule for nearly 40 years on the job.
But damn funny nonetheless, SCC...
Special Ed's style of police operations: The cart is always before the horse.
Since the District lock ups are empty they can feed the horses outdated turkey baloney.
The problem will the methane discharge and since there's no AC, windows will be down.
But if it keeps HardChargers from chasing...let's do it.
So which nephew of what Alderthief has an idle and failing stable?
The first squad car I drove; push the pedal to the metal and I was going 25MPH. I think the donkey will be faster.
No squad cars for vri south ,to patrol the most violent neighborhoods in the city. Hey fr. flegger ,black caucus you listening, your citizens are being slaughtered by the hundreds and the cpd doesn't have enough squad cars to provide officers to patrol your neighborhoods; I thought black lives mattered.
Does it have Air Conditioning...?
20 more federal agents coming:
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/ag-sessions-slams-violence-in-chicago/
Then you read this stand out statement from Sessions:
“The most critical factor to our success is the strength, training, and morale of the Chicago Police Department and all of our law enforcement partners. This administration is anxious to work toward this goal.”
Hmm lots of work to do strength numbers all lies, morale in the toilet the only way to rebuild is fire every last exempt wearing our uniform as a costume! Otherwise the same inept so called leaders will continue being the buffoons they are only there for big undeserved pension dip which should be a criminal act! This also could change as soon as Sessions sends a team to forensically audit city hall county and state house! Start there bringing the real anti law and order criminals to justice will change things!
30 Jun 01:06 hrs. - Bravo! All Fleet Mismanagement will have to do is change the color of the divvy bike's flashing lights & presto! An emergency vehicle! And the bike is already painted blue! An old black rubber ball horn will have to suffice for a siren.
Retired .38 spl +P
Why is everything that has anything to do with this Job SOOOOooo Fucked Up????
Anonymous said...
Anyone just drive out to Bensenville Elmhurst to Larry Rosch ford.
They have a couple hundred Ford Exploreres sitting on back lot.
All labeled with CPD stickers and outside numbers.
What is city waiting for?
They need to pay the dealership and they just do not have the funds.....
They cars have been ready for several weeks and they are not moving.....
Have been there three times since April 2017 and they are still sitting there.
6/30/2017 06:52:00 AM
WTF is that all about?
Wasn't Rahm strutting around crowing, shitting and flapping
his wings like a banty-rooster about buying direct from
the Ford plant out on 130th & Torrence?
Oh well... Guess Dean Angelo didn't negotiate for enough
cars during the last contract negotiation.
Or did Larry Roesch make a donation to Rahm
for future favors and what-not?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
We got three new cars. The Sgts. swicthed out two of theirs. I want to thank the former FOP for negotiating 2 new cars for them and 1 for us.
6/30/2017 06:36:00 AM
waaaaaahhhhhh......
let me get you a tissue
We'd appreciate the mule, with 10 cars down and no pools.
Lots of sitting around going to go on with 12 hour days, and voluntary OT for the next 5 days. Pay me bitches!!!
Wiiiiiillburrrrrrrrrrr.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No squad cars for vri south ,to patrol the most violent neighborhoods in the city. Hey fr. flegger ,black caucus you listening, your citizens are being slaughtered by the hundreds and the cpd doesn't have enough squad cars to provide officers to patrol your neighborhoods; I thought black lives mattered.
6/30/2017 02:15:00 PM
That's exactly what they want. No Police to cause problems!
Just don't feed it "beefaroni"!!!!
Look at Merit sarge assigned to 3rd watch on Southside
Hide inside , afraid to approve arrest reports , case reports , sign i bonds
They are proof , CPD was better off with supervisors with a ged that could read , write , respond to calls and advise officers
No need to listen to war stories from narco. iAd and caps office
You guys can race walk if you need to catch a criminal.
Shit - you gotta feed that donkey... so you're gonna get something that doesn't have to be fed, and can help coppers stay in shape...
"A Big Wheel"! Zoom zoom!
Looks like things I saw in Iraq and Afghanistan. Chicago, not that much of a stretch.
Just had a thought. In Honolulu, HI, the police have the option of using their privately-owned vehicles as patrol vehicles. Try that method.
Anonymous said...
Shit - you gotta feed that donkey... so you're gonna get something that doesn't have to be fed, and can help coppers stay in shape...
"A Big Wheel"! Zoom zoom!
7/01/2017 09:06:00 PM
Just a thought...
Does the modern Big Wheel have a hand brake like the original?
>Pfffft!<
Now...
A vintage Sears/Roebuck children's tricycle?
Ridin' in style!
Damn thing had to weight about 50 pounds...
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