Saturday, July 01, 2017

Get my Drugs!

This one amused us....because we've been that officers a few times:
  • A 52-year-old woman walked into a police station Thursday afternoon in west suburban Riverside, asked for help getting drugs back from her boyfriend and then battered the officer who wouldn’t assist her, authorities say.

    About 1 p.m. Thursday, Apryl A. Butler, of Riverside, walked into the lobby of the station at 31 Riverside Road and asked for help with an ongoing property dispute with her boyfriend, according to Riverside police. After she told the responding officer she needed to speak about the domestic situation in private, the officer took her to a conference room.

    Once they entered the room, Butler immediately became violent and started screaming at the officer, police said. She then punched and kicked the officer before spitting on him and yelling, “You need to help me.” After hearing the disturbance, other Riverside officers ran to the conference room, subdued Butler and took her into custody.

    Butler was apparently upset that her boyfriend would not return drugs to her and became enraged at the officer when he wouldn’t help get them back, police said.
What do you mean you can't enforce an illegal transaction??? What kind of police are you anyway?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that t-shirt, "You can't fix stupid, but you can give it a court date" . Very applicable.

7/01/2017 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell her to find another and better boyfriend. One that is honest.

7/01/2017 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What do you mean you can't enforce an illegal transaction??? What kind of police are you anyway?"

She should have asked for a multiple merit bumped supervisor. They know what illegal is!

7/01/2017 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...The shit shoveler when the animals are
marched back to the circus train.

That's what Policing has decayed to.

This drug addled nut should have been chased
right back to ol' boy's loving embrace...

Kind of reminds of a "he raped me" caper
out of Rockwell way back when.

Victim whoopin' and hollerin' in front...
"He in apartment XXX!"

Got into the apartment and dragged the offender from
under the bed ("M/Fer! bring your ASS here so we can
feel on you!") and took him into custody and the victim
to A/4.

@ two hours later, got a call from the dicks...
"That bitch was lying. She was just mad because
she sucked his dick and he had already smoked the
rock they were supposed to share..."

>Po-leece Laughing Their Asses Off<

"We just kicked dude out of here (RWOC) and the
'victim' says she wants a ride home."
...Yeah. Ok...

Saw dude standing on the bus stop at Harrison & Albany.
Escorted the victim to the car. Drove one block.
Pulled up to dude standing at the bust stop and addressed
the 'victim' thusly:

"Y'all gots shit to discuss so get the fuck out..."

Ol' gurl said:

And without much further ado, we motored off to our lunch location
(laughing all the way) and leaving the two love birds at the
bus stop to work thangs out.

...Or not.

The good Sergeant who requested the livery service for
ol' girl, laughed his ass off when we told him
what REALLY happened.

We're not as mean, racist and insensitive as peoples an'
folkses say we are. We just despise bullshit and
having our time wasted on said bullshit.

It fucks up one's pacing, spacing and work flow management...

Oh well. Yet another one filed under
"Once Upon A Time, We Were The Police."

7/01/2017 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Types, deletes.

Not gonna say it. No

Good luck

7/01/2017 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was a detective in area one, and we had a death investigation on the Metra tracks one day. Unbeknownst to us at the time, the white kids from 008 would come into 002 and buy their "h" and then go up on the Metra tracks and shoot up. Guy and his girlfriend come over and scored, and go up on the tracks to shoot up. He staggers in front of a train and gets spread over the next two miles. After we interview the girlfriend, she asks us if she can still have the "h" that we recovered from his body. She basically said that it was hers because she paid for it. Not a tear about the dead boyfriend. Just wanted her "h". God Bless the Democrats who encourage and foster this behavior!

7/01/2017 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that happened here she would get a c.r. on the officer and the dept would take it.

7/01/2017 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meh... case dismissed-- woman was looking to get help.

7/01/2017 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FatHeadEd has stripped the suburban officer.

7/01/2017 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is concerning. lol

7/01/2017 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also Kim Fox refused to file felony charges. As is common in most battery to police officers.

7/01/2017 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This poor senior was obviously distraught over the Medicare/Medicaid hold up in Springfield, can I contribute to her gofundme page...

7/01/2017 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll batter a county officer too and then get out on time due for being there this weekend.

7/01/2017 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all started when she was named Apryl.
Why don't you mean A-P-R-I-L, ma'am,
like the fourth month of the year?
NO! My child is special, and the name is
Apryl. You got that?

7/01/2017 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the old saying says, "Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes."

7/01/2017 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it is the Riverside P.D.

Kim Foxx will instruct the assistant prosecutors that they must "honor" the suspect's words and dismiss the case. Same as last time.

7/01/2017 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life is tough. It's even harder when you're stupid. (John Wayne, I think.)
I haven't polled all the idiots in the world, but I'd guess most would NOT go to a Police Station and hit a cop!

(Dope = Shit for brains.)


7/01/2017 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She voted Obama in twice, and voted for Hillary. These are the people crying every fucking day, if it's not this it's that; Oh, she one of the women that Hillary said was much more educated then the deplorables.

7/01/2017 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diversity finds Riverside.

7/01/2017 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riverside use to be beautiful.

However the democrats with their 'master plan' fuck up everything.

7/01/2017 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barack Hussein Obama's Legacy

7/01/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez! Aint been to Riverside in quite some time.
I remember it as a really nice place.
Is this what it's become?

7/01/2017 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's why the syndicate exists.

Like Henry Hill said, they're like the police department for wise guys.

7/01/2017 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police like you have no friends

7/01/2017 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's walked into the desk in my westside district more than once.....

7/01/2017 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have this problem in our country where people fall asleep in grade school and high school and they fail to become educated about this country's Government, it's branches, and EXACTLY what each of it does. Then when they come into a Police Dept. they believe that their issues no matter the legality, is more legitimate than the law, or what the law allows. Herein lies the problem, ever since emancipation, the LIBERAL DEMOCRATS have attempted and finally succeeded the dumbing down and enslaving the American people according to their master plan. It is about time we do something about these politicians and Judges, who refuse to do their job, hold them accountable and do what we have to do to get the country back to where the criminal pays dearly for breaking the law and the politicians work for the people.

7/01/2017 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 7/01/2017 01:55:00 AM...

And "normal" people are so fucking quick to
accuse Policemen of lying when we offer a
glimpse into our world and the degraded
human condition that it entails.

"Why are you Chicago Cops so mean/hostile/angry/
hateful/racist/cynical/bitter? Aren't there rules
against being that way?"

And these same "normal" people are in abject denial
regarding the very uncomfortable real reveal that
Policemen are the only anybody left with compelling
rules of conduct to abide by.

Everybody else has latitude to be fucking
swing-dick buccaneer with their shit.

Oh well... As things currently stand...

If we stand back and let the ongoing war against
The Police, Policing and any previously and widely
accepted notion of Public Safety decay to it's very
natural and logical conclusion, every man, woman and
child will have to figure out for themselves how to
navigate the brave new world the society-hating
traitorous/seditious progressive liberal Alinskyites
are very hurriedly trying to usher in...

-How To Spot A Liberal Progressive And Drive Him/Her
From Your Midst Before They Can Throw Your Gates Open
And Welcome In All The Shit You're Desperately Trying
To Keep Out-

(At least in frontier days, similar such were tossed
over the walls of the fort to fend for themselves
if they survived the fall)

Heh... THAT is a title begging for a book.

Society is intentionally being rotted
and The Police are being blamed for
what's happening at ground level.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

7/01/2017 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should have called 311.

7/01/2017 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had she walked into any wide open CPD desk, she would...

- be given a voice, compassion and theft report
- be offered a cool beverage and ride back home
- be escorted with a Crisis Intervention officer
- be part of meaningful mediation with her domestic partner
- be gettin' her shit back.

1- F

7/01/2017 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phoenix serious crime drops 25 % ..Crime at 20 year low, after Phoenix drops Sanctuary status
Where is 9.5 Emanuel.... Rahmicicde ???

7/01/2017 02:23:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

First red flag. Spelling of her first name.

7/01/2017 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riverside isn't what it was years ago

7/01/2017 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The State's Attorney of Pulaski County has announced that a man has been sentences to prison after an incident involving a correctional officer.

The sentence arose out of an incident which occurred in May of this year, wherein Jose Lira-Cruz, age 20, a citizen of Mexico, spit on a correctional officer at Pulaski County Detention Center where he was being held as a federal detainee.

On June 28, Lira-Cruz was sentenced to two years incarceration in the Illinois Department of Corrections for the offense of aggravated batter

7/01/2017 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone insane enough to come to the cops to file a complaint about an illegal transaction gone wrong ought to be a BIG RED FLAG right away. So play along.

Take the report, tell her "OK, I let me get my supervisor so we can get some assistance with this."

Leave the room. Get the Supervisor and 3 or 4 PO's and return to the room to ARREST the moron. Cuff up Honey.

Then go pick up the boyfriend because he's got drugs and you know it. Put them in adjoining cells...

Mucken Fidiots out there huh?

7/01/2017 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) just went online cancelled vacation look at this shit are these Chicagos very own?

Three shootings in 8 hours. Eight wounded. Some tourists say they won’t be back.

Read more here:

Told the family no way, look at videos same people causing all the violence thugs everywhere totally out of control!

7/01/2017 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit like this is so common. Just another day in the life of a fourth generation unemployed person.

7/02/2017 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
(OT) just went online cancelled vacation look at this shit are these Chicagos very own?

Three shootings in 8 hours. Eight wounded. Some tourists say they won’t be back.

Read more here:

Told the family no way, look at videos same people causing all the violence thugs everywhere totally out of control!

7/01/2017 10:30:00 PM
It's not "racism" it's "keeping it real"

7/02/2017 08:40:00 AM  

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