Saturday, July 01, 2017

No More Tickets

No, not a job action - there are literally no more tickets to be had:


It certainly makes staying fetal that much easier.

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166 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean VRI Quota.

7/01/2017 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A suddenly flurry of activity as everyone uses up there book so they can coast, LOL. Should be fun.

7/01/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm on furlough. This is a joke, right? Use them sparingly? Is this an episode of Seinfeld?! Sponge-worthy? What a Mickey Mouse operation this place has become. Did Lil Kim sabotage the movers so she didn't have to prosecute as many Suspended/Revoked? What happens if you have a DUI and there's no movers available?!! The comedy about this is endless. Maybe make photocopies, like we did when we ran out of time due slips?!!! I can't wait to see the first grievance filed because someone couldn't get VRI because there's no movers. Well, the judges in T/C will be happy.

7/01/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not like officers have been making a lot of traffic stops anyway. The ongoing 'fetal syndrome' may have contributed to this issue.

7/01/2017 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How hysterical!!!! This place really is a sinking ship

7/01/2017 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post made me laugh.

My comment is not on this topic, but I have something on my mind.

Recently, I had the pleasure of dropping some paper work off at the pension board.

Two things you should know/remember:

1. The lobby is in the midst of a construction project, and resembles a war zone.

2. We pay their salaries.

I sat there for a half hour.

Various employees passed back and forth, to and fro.

Not ONE OF THEM acknowledged me, said hello, or apologized for the fact I was sitting in a construction zone.

Fine.

Fast forward to today.

Took the same paperwork to my tax guy.

Large office, lot of individual tax guys/businesses.

While I waited, several of the office tenants passed through.

All said hello.

One asked if I was being helped.

All of them very pleasant.

Memo to the employees of the Pension board......

Say hello.

Be polite.

Will not kill you.

Even the credit union does it.


7/01/2017 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make this shit up. Third world city, third world police department.

7/01/2017 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely you can't be serious! !!!!!

"Don't call me Shirley "

This IS a joke, right? Is the city really that messed up that they can't even get ticket books?

Someone's head needs to roll on this.

7/01/2017 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that says it all. Hoard those remaining tickets like they was gold.

7/01/2017 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get an event number?

7/01/2017 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UNFUCKING BELIEVEABLE !!!!!! Is this fucking Mayberry ? Lol. I could give a rats ass, I haven't written a fucking mover and eight months.

7/01/2017 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LO'MUTHAFUCKIN'L!!!

I guess i isn't writin

no mo mutha fuk'n tickets!!!!!

7/01/2017 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gasp, Wheeze,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

7/01/2017 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Planning.
This is Leadership.
This is Chicago!

7/01/2017 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder?

Was the citation book vendor paid for the last batch?

7/01/2017 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I can say is....ha!

O/T interesting thing going on in Paris, they have a new app there, a "no-go" app. You can only guess why certain places are a "no-go" zone lol. All them AllaAkbar hooligans. That might work pretty good here ya think? Well now that I think about it...the whole damn city would be listed as no-go if it was here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/29/paris-app-warning-no-go-zone/amp/

7/01/2017 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beyond belief.
There are no words.

7/01/2017 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm ain't paying the vendors..Money Grubbing Chiseler!

7/01/2017 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm ain't paying the vendors..Money Grubbing Chiseler!

7/01/2017 01:40:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Bullshit.

The company that provides the ticket books has plenty. They just haven't been paid by the city.

Just like in the past with the vendor that supplies the copy paper. Just like in the past with the vendor that provides the dope and prisoner property bags. Just like in the past when Xerox had the contract on the copy machines and wouldn't come out to fix them after multiple Help Desk tickets.

THE CITY DOES NOT PAY ITS BILLS, SIMPLE AS THAT.

PS - FUCK YOU, Rahm!

7/01/2017 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This city and state are really going to shit and especially this police department. Who would want this job after a four year university education.

7/01/2017 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor little won't have no more money for bicycle crap or adding planting to the streets to jack up your commute... I say starve government to its supposed size.... I would hope the diagnosis is anorexia nervosa--- rham you ass stop spending, cuts across the board!

7/01/2017 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The company is out of them . . . or they have them and refuse to give the city any more until they get paid? Hmmmm, I'm betting the latter.

7/01/2017 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is fantastic news. The 06 people will be forced to be fetal. Pretty pathetic though to run out of tickets. Cpd is and continues to be a joke .

7/01/2017 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Memo to NBC5: Remember several months back when NBC5 Investigates was indignant and horrified at the lack of tickets given to cyclists while the city was promising to reduce cycle vs. pedestrian collisions? Even windbag AlderFart Burke was upset. We know you will have your big follow up in several months so the anti police reporting can also play into Rahm's attempt to destroy the police contract. Maybe when the Queen of anti police reporting, Carol Marin, has had enough of Rahm's financial hijinks she will investigate this issue. It doesn't get any easier than this, Carol. And you might get another fallacious award for your mediocre journalism skills! Imagine a story where you don't have to lie - but you can be as impudent as ever.

Retired .38 spl +P

7/01/2017 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this April first? Or do we have a July fools day now? Can't be real, But
this is Chicago so anything is possible... Now if it were no bullets that I
could believe.

7/01/2017 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

06 can have mine, I don't need them, Wait how much could I get on Ebay. Collectors items go for big bucks. This is Chicago so I have total care of ME, screw you.

7/01/2017 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Rahm's got plenty of money for bike lanes, mentors in the ghetto etc.
Rahm has an ass backward priority problem.

7/01/2017 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Wait how am I expected to curb and collect from downtrodden immigrants without the threat of traffic citations?!There goes my monthly political contribution to the twerp murder mayor...

7/01/2017 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tickets? What's that?

7/01/2017 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe VRI will start accepting five positive community interactions in a month instead of movers.

7/01/2017 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tight ship you run here Mr Johnson..... is that a carp swimming around my ankles?

7/01/2017 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save your movers for our own version
of DuSable. Write more we need the money,
write less, we want to be friendly, don't write
any because we're out and we ain't gonna be
getting anymore. Someday people will wonder
how we managed to work under such insane
conditions and will gain an insight into how we
ultimately went bankrupt.

7/01/2017 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My house is for sale and I'm leaving the city if they catch me, they catch me

7/01/2017 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or the contract ran out of time and the vendor is holding out for a new contract.

7/01/2017 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, Is this a July 1st joke. Just like shootings are down.

7/01/2017 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very strange. Very strange indeed. Prolly like all those depreciating Fords at the car dealer in Dupage County that are all dressed up with nowhere to go. Ps. And some of the wealthier suburbs donate squads with 75k or so miles on them to poor towns. Robbins and Dixmoor aren't to proud to accept a well maintained used squad car from the likes of Orland Park. Oh wait, I forgot about Tiny Little Dancer sticking it to the suburbs with exorbitant water bill increases. Maybe he can ship the ticket book company a dead fish or something to scare them. You know, a Skinny Twerp North Shore kinda thing.

7/01/2017 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T Fundraiser for Fr. Dan Brandt/Police Chaplains Ministry...visit his website for details.

7/01/2017 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When all the people at traffic court run out of things to do and face forced time off, things will change! ;)

7/01/2017 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

W T F !!!

7/01/2017 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago values=don't pay the bills. Its for the children = murder in the streets of innocent children because Rahm has depleted the ranks of the police. Police have a code of silence = Rahm and numerous other city officials and police merit bosses lie ,cheat and steal on a continued basis and all remain silence about it.Nothing new in this city.
Unreal. All Baghdad Bobs talking out of their asses.

7/01/2017 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are the new squad designs?

7/01/2017 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Cook County Court system are those responsible for the management of "movers".

7/01/2017 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call CNN. No doubt the Russians swooped in and took them!! Watching Chicago, Cook County and Illinois is like watching a slow motion train wreck. You know what the outcome will be and it won't be pretty.

7/01/2017 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eventually you'll be charged for squad gasoline

7/01/2017 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Ran out????...Ummmm...Sure,OK....try paying the PHUQIN Bill...You can bet, once it's paid, they'll find a whole bunch on some hidden pallet in the warehouse behind the reams of copy paper.....What a Phuqed up city we live in....

7/01/2017 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city is unbelievable they only pay bills twice a year. So if your a vendor that supplies goods or services to the city you may have to wait months to get payed. Bet they have to pay their suppliers and their employees. But if you want to do business with the city then get in line and wait. It's been like this for years. If you a week late on your city sticker water bill etc your fined and have to go to court and pay double.
I was on IOD once and I received a medical bill for ER services I called billing and inquired why the city didn't cover the bill. Nice lady said I understand your going to keep getting an ill every month until the city decides to pay but I'll document your file not to put you into collections. That's how we're treated getting hurt on the job. Ridiculous.

7/01/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You can't make this shit up. Third world city, third world police department.

7/01/2017 12:20:00 AM
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I believe you are wrong. Not on city seal letter head or even signed.

7/01/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign them all out and throw them in your locker!

7/01/2017 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if they will become collectible.like beany babies and baseball cards.

7/01/2017 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask the Clinton Foundation for a loan, see if all that liberal democrat support is worth squat!

J.J.

7/01/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't have a ticket book and you need to write a DUI.... just write it on a long form. Use the misdemeanor long form.

7/01/2017 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this a joke????

7/01/2017 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm betting the city hasn't paid them hence no ticket books.

7/01/2017 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you ever notice what is on the scales held by Lady Justice on the 35th st. mural?

7/01/2017 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about my vri

7/01/2017 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is the city run by rahm who is NEVER challenged by the cowardly media in this city.

7/01/2017 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But nine fingers has money to protect illegal's and I'm betting the company is not getting paid. Maybe the city will print their own, like an IOU piece of paper we can stick on a vehicle window. I work in 15 and don't wright any M-F/1's but only look for Eskimos speeding. This is great, confusion and panic on this department makes for staying fetal much easier. Keep voting Democrat.........

7/01/2017 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city wrote the citation company a rubber check. Bounce, bounce, bounce...

7/01/2017 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New month.... I need my 5 movers for VRI

7/01/2017 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tickets are WAY DOWN so why don't we lay off ALL the traffic court judges and patronage clerks etc.

That would get the NON LEADER Mayors attention.

7/01/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to 61st and Racine for the gang unit. They have about 50 un-opened mover boxes.

7/01/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was one of the cream of the crop, off the top of the list, newer Lt.s in charge of reordering?

7/01/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic SCC but this.

Lansing Police department asking Tom Dart to investigate cop in high profile case... This officer is being fed to the wolves..

TV Tommy wants to play Inspector General of all the towns. Now Lansing wants him to investigate this witch hunt..

Numerous teenagers were brawling on this officers lawn. The officer held one of teens for police after finding a BB gun and other weapons on his lawn in a gym bag. Now the officer is caught up in a PC firestorm and Tom Dart is going to investigate the incident.. This officer is fucked!. .

http://crookcountysheriff.blogspot.com/

7/01/2017 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next thing will be uniforms, then hats, pepper spray, bullets, little by little the whole shebang will be dismantled. And why? Because one segment of society doesn't like you and one political party panders to them.

J.J.

7/01/2017 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The company is out of them . . . or they have them and refuse to give the city any more until they get paid? Hmmmm, I'm betting the latter.

7/01/2017 03:29:00 AM

** Correct... Shitcago has not paid the printer ..LOL Bankrupt ,son of Detroit .. Rahmicide's Chicago

Them illegals sure enjoying their free Chicago money

7/01/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So your exempt ranks are just as incompetent as ours

A fireman

7/01/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

Keeping in mind that Moore business forms was a company that provided case reports to the city in the 80's,they went broke waiting for the city to pay them. Then for each case report you did the desk Sgt would give you a new blank one so none were wasted, until the city found a new vendor. history apparently repeats itself.

7/01/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been hoarding my movers for a least 10 years...

7/01/2017 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous What A Joke this Dept. is said...


An Old Axiom my FTO taught me..."Poor Prior Planning on your Part, Does NOT Constitute an Emergency to Me!

Just keep writing movers until we run out....I can hear the radio calls now. Squad, does any unit out there have an extra mover book for a four car type B accident with a DUI..?

We can always issue "Verbal Warnings"...Do you think they will want to know how many at check off...?

7/01/2017 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would want this job after a four year university education.?

A: Someone who has a mountain of college debt, living in parents basement, if working its at McDonald's.

It is good money. Only lose it if you do something stupid.

Like police work.

7/01/2017 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They only want Blue cars anyway. Save your tickets in case you have to write a ticket on a citizen where a PO car is involved. This is the best news I've heard in a long time. Be safe out there this weekend considering EVERYONE will be at work

7/01/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about us traffic car guys?
Now, what are we gonna do to keep from taking beat-calls?

7/01/2017 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if the City actually paid the vendor it could get some more.

7/01/2017 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copper (RIP) told me once he was writing a Parker on some shitbag's car in englewood while the owner was m-fing the copper. The copper politely continued writing the ticket. When finished, he peeled back the paper off the sticky strip and slapped it on the guy's forehead! Best use of a ticket in a long time.

7/01/2017 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No surprise here. As a previous post stated - this is the same as all the copy machines broke, no paper in the entire district, no inventory bags to inventory prisoner's property, no toner for the copy machines - the list goes on and on. It's because NO ONE GETS PAID when doing business with the city.

We are the laughing stock of the nation.

7/01/2017 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a ticket book? I haven't written a ticket since 2011.

7/01/2017 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If everyone wants change, un-elect (I know its not the proper usage) tiny dancer!!

7/01/2017 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger Curtis Stewart said...

As an outsider looking in, this is a joke? One basic way for government to enforce laws AND generate revenue. And no one will take a credit card and pay?
Oh, maybe the CC has been suspended. Maybe the mayor pays out of his pocket and puts in for reimbursement.
No that wont work either as reimbursement is a IOU from the city, city is broke and state too.
Not a economist or Mensa member but a recipient of a public education, but my opinion is, youse screwed.

7/01/2017 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This city and state are really going to shit and especially this police department. Who would want this job after a four year university education.
7/01/2017 02:20:00 AM

The graduates that try to find other jobs that pay decent wages. Never had an interest in being the police till I tried to find a real job after graduating college. If you have the average liberal arts degree and are not a competitive candidate for a private industry job (i.e. engineering, finance, accounting, IT)...you'll make far more money in the military, trades or public safety than otherwise.

7/01/2017 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People outside of this Department have no idea how poorly things are run here. The only way things have gotten by for so long is because officers make it happen with nothing. No leadership, no training, no supplies and usually without having a current contract. Sergeants haven't had one for a year now. As of today, Police Officer's are now working without one.........

7/01/2017 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This post made me laugh.

My comment is not on this topic, but I have something on my mind.

Recently, I had the pleasure of dropping some paper work off at the pension board.

Two things you should know/remember:

1. The lobby is in the midst of a construction project, and resembles a war zone.

2. We pay their salaries.

I sat there for a half hour.

Various employees passed back and forth, to and fro.

Not ONE OF THEM acknowledged me, said hello, or apologized for the fact I was sitting in a construction zone.

Fine.

Fast forward to today.

Took the same paperwork to my tax guy.

Large office, lot of individual tax guys/businesses.

While I waited, several of the office tenants passed through.

All said hello.

One asked if I was being helped.

All of them very pleasant.

Memo to the employees of the Pension board......

Say hello.

Be polite.

Will not kill you.

Even the credit union does it.


7/01/2017 12:20:00 AM

That would contradict the Chicago/Cook County model of service i.e. you aint going nowhere else so I can treat you however I want to and nobody cares but you.

7/01/2017 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Did Lil Kim sabotage the movers so she didn't have to prosecute as many Suspended/Revoked? What happens if you have a DUI and there's no movers available?!! The comedy about this is endless.
7/01/2017 12:13:00 AM

Don't blame her for this one. The burbs are stocked.

7/01/2017 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Harbinger of Sorrows said...


Rinky Dink! Everything in this Department is Rinky Dink!

Computers, Printers, Chairs, Desks, Vehicles, Buildings, Hand Towels, Radios, etc...

And it's run by people who aren't qualified to organize anything! Lt's, some Sgt's, and especially Captains and Exempts. Never before were so many led by so few, who were so unqualified. When they hand pick the promotes by favoritism, this is what U get.

We are living in interesting times. People who have no business in their career field, doing things beyond their natural capabilities...Think about it. Parents bearing children who have no business being parents. We have a supreme court justice who had no experience in a court. We have modern singers/musicians who have very little ability to sing and dance making millions of Dollars. (Hello Miley Cyrus and others!) much less play instruments. The list goes on and on.

I believe we are heading in to troubled times.

7/01/2017 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be some kind of a early April fools joke.... SCC, stop it.

7/01/2017 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money talks and bullshit walks.

7/01/2017 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...

These dumb-assed bosses beating on their officers for
"activity" will be driven to do desperate/dumb/unethical
shit to shill for the ever elusive, intentionally nebulous,
ass-pulled "numbers" that will make them look good at the
monthly Gold Star beat-down known as Gump-Stat.

July's Gump-Stat meeting ought to be HI-Fuckin'-larious.

"We're out of mover books but I made those lazy blue-shirts
make Xerox copies of citations and continue issuance if
they didn't want me to deny furlough extensions and
time due. Praise Me..."

The Police aren't the problem...
It's the ignorant m/fers in charge who are
an affliction to this city and department.

7/01/2017 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol sounds like they are going to have to lift VRI requirement, they have no choice or be prepared for a financial disaster the city will owe many coppers. You cannot make a requirement if you do not provide the means to achieve it.

7/01/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don't have money for Police cars and they rent cars and trucks but they don't pay for them either the city that don't work

7/01/2017 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News flash , write every violation , future citations will have to be on long form ,no cars available citywide
City is not paying bills is likely the problem

7/01/2017 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha-ha!
Crooked Rahm and PuckeredPickleWinkles Cook Co aren't paying their printing bills.
I-Bonds should be next.
What does Rahm like to call Chicago...a World Class City.
Writing a traffic citation for a crash is about all the City should get, but even that is too much when you can't get 3 hrs.TC OT on your day off.

I like the reminder for the VRI hustlers, but that memo is going to come back to spank the author.

7/01/2017 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how the fake Chicago media and fat neck Johnson say 14% down on shootings then, POW! 2 dead with 18 shot first night of the 4th.
On top of that, always, "across the city". No, mostly by a huge margin, the carnage occurs on the south and west side in the same hoods.

7/01/2017 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the fuck outta here?!?!?

7/01/2017 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope we don't run out of toilet paper

7/01/2017 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T interesting thing going on in Paris, they have a new app there, a "no-go" app. You can only guess why certain places are a "no-go" zone lol. All them AllaAkbar hooligans. That might work pretty good here ya think? Well now that I think about it...the whole damn city would be listed as no-go if it was here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/29/paris-app-warning-no-go-zone/amp/

7/01/2017 01:09:00 AM

if you are planning on going to Paris and have dreams that this is a really great city, the City of Lights, well, you have a surprise coming to you. I went there on the train from Belgium two years ago. Yes, the same train that the shooters took a few months later. By the way, it seems most of Belgium if muslim. The train station in Paris is surrounded by thousands of people living in tents, most of the residents of these tents african muslims. The area surrounding my hotel, right in the center of Paris, their famous revolutionary plaza, was surrounded by slummy buildings and people lying on the sidewalks. The residents surrounding the plaza did not look prosperous or friendly. We did not do much walking around at night. It is a mostly dirty unsafe city.

7/01/2017 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wake up. The progressives do not want the police doing any traffic stops, writing citations, Terry stops, arrests for any misdemeanors or ordinance violations. Stand down. You will be better off for it. The administration is not your friend.

7/01/2017 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the ACLU taking over the Department gave us increased gun violence, though the Sun-Times claims Crimes is down. (We still lead the combined totals of New York City and L.A.), with our 335 homicides this year. Does this absence of citation books mean CPD cannot enforce traffic laws? What do you think the people/folks will do now, that they know they will not even be stopped for legit traffic violations? Now there is no premise of racial profiling, because there will be No Stops for anything! Will the streets be a gigantic Bumper Car game. Just when I thought the ATF would save the day, this New Fiasco had to happen. Was the company that had the contract Wired Up? Where is the Inspector General on this one? Or was the company FOR, (Friends of Rahm), or a Nephew of Stumble and Mumble? Or is this all Fake News? That notice was not signed by any high ranking member of the Department; Why? Baby "G"

7/01/2017 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please oh please god forbid a hard charger takes someone else's movers and uses the tickets. Don't be surprised what happens afterwards. Yes its happened to a few idiots.

7/01/2017 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic
Police Officers not receiving duty availability are forced to work Regular Day Off on July 4
FOP should file a grievance immediately
why does FOP and Command Staff knowingly allow sworn duty police officers to work clerical assignments that should be filled by civilians , this includes supervisory assignments
day time bj kings and queens remain hidden
how many case reports are generated by the new shot fired detector ???
it is a crime to discharge a weapon , is this technology being used to find crome but not report it , why not hire civilians to monitor that new technology , do not need full duty officers or force back some of our scammers on duty disability to work 4 hours a day , five days a week you know the scammers that can vacation with family , drive kids to and from school , attend rock concerts , football games . let them earn that money .

7/01/2017 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will give you invoices from stapes, three page. write out what you remember from the real ones.
Talking about having a hearing officer rolling in areas, you take guy in and the hearing officer fines the driver. Like Mayberry

7/01/2017 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me that is a joke.

7/01/2017 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only difference between this place & the Titanic is.........
.......The Titanic had a band when it was going down!

7/01/2017 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice going Illinois politicians you fucked your citizens royally.

As for you Chicago, Crook County politicians and judges who tell us you had nothing to do with the problems we're facing, fuck you!! You are at fault too. I hope you reap the benefits of the very thing you all worked so hard for at our and our family's expense.

Choke on it.

7/01/2017 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been out of the game since I retired in 08, and have been west of the Rockies since.
One thing that I've noticed out here is that the PoPo doesn't hand write tickets, but they print them up from the car and gives the violator a 8"x11" sheet of paper.
Two things come to mind with that system.
1st; it's probably cheaper then paying a vendor to print carbon tickets.
2nd; The departments and coppers here seriously believe that everything is legit and computer generated tickets make it hard if not impossible to make things vanish & disappear.
A ticket vanishing and falling into the Abyss ? Nahh, never would happen in Chicago or the Circus Court of Crook County!

7/01/2017 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do so many still call the city by it's "pre-conquest" name?

It's an insult to the aboriginal tribes of the lovely shoreline to call it by their languages name: "Chicago".

Natives have been gone for a long long long time & Chicago been gone a long long time also...

Would anybody really want their kids or grandkids to live here?

can you even imagine a future Chicago better than what'ya got now? I can only imagine it worse, much worse, much much worse... and I'm probably realistic

7/01/2017 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ding ding ding, and the winner is? = 7/01/2017 02:12:00 AM

Hit the nail on the head!

7/01/2017 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares! The same goes for having no cars to go out in. Every night guys are sitting in the station waiting for cars. Stupid and a huge waste of money but oh well. Proper manpower and equipment is not a priority for Chicago politicians to get reelected.

7/01/2017 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone gets a break. Just do blue cards. The bosses like those better anyway.

7/01/2017 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you do when you pull up on an accident and there are serious injuries. You determine who is unit #1 but you or your partner do not have any tickets?

7/01/2017 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to donate my ticket book since I haven't used it in 2 years.... oh wait I might still need it to hold up my iPad for movie watching. Bwahahaha

7/01/2017 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous CNN IS ISIS said...

Havent wrote a mover since 2013. Fuck em. Fuck em all.

7/01/2017 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this sanctuary shit aint so bad.................

let the skyway or lsd be like the auto ban

peddle to the metal, as fast as you can go

weeeeeeee.........................

7/01/2017 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, I didn't have to drive out of the county for my coca cola today

7/01/2017 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh sure, NOW this happens... Why didn't this happen back in '68 when I was picking up movers as a teenager? My Dad would have had a lot less wear on that old leather belt of his.

7/01/2017 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sad.

How long ago was it that Chicago was known as "The City That Works"?

Not that many years ago, but a very long time ago.

7/01/2017 04:22:00 PM  
Blogger Transmaster said...

Next no toilet paper, instead stacks of the Chicago Tribune. Be sure to save the pictures of your favorite Chicago political hacks for last.

7/01/2017 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T interesting thing going on in Paris, they have a new app there, a "no-go" app. You can only guess why certain places are a "no-go" zone lol. All them AllaAkbar hooligans. That might work pretty good here ya think? Well now that I think about it...the whole damn city would be listed as no-go if it was here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/29/paris-app-warning-no-go-zone/amp/

7/01/2017 01:09:00 AM

if you are planning on going to Paris and have dreams that this is a really great city, the City of Lights, well, you have a surprise coming to you. I went there on the train from Belgium two years ago. Yes, the same train that the shooters took a few months later. By the way, it seems most of Belgium if muslim. The train station in Paris is surrounded by thousands of people living in tents, most of the residents of these tents african muslims. The area surrounding my hotel, right in the center of Paris, their famous revolutionary plaza, was surrounded by slummy buildings and people lying on the sidewalks. The residents surrounding the plaza did not look prosperous or friendly. We did not do much walking around at night. It is a mostly dirty unsafe city.

Nope, no desire to goto that liberal slummy refugee loving dirt hole of a city. Just wanted to talk about the app and how fucked up things have gotten all around everywhere.

7/01/2017 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Only in Shitcago could this happen.

7/01/2017 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make this shit up! HAHAHAHA

7/01/2017 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired with a book in the garage fom 25 years ago. I can drop it by the station if it will help you boys out.

7/01/2017 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

retired now, for some years, and......didn't write tickets for some years before....anyway, could some enterprising individual offer their ticket book on ebay?....maybe make a few bucks?

7/01/2017 05:43:00 PM  
Blogger The Song Remains The Same said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Did you ever notice what is on the scales held by Lady Justice on the 35th st. mural?

7/01/2017 08:24:00 AM

Rocks & Blow?

7/01/2017 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers who are hooked on VRI like a junkie is hooked on heroin will be fighting cutthroat style to get their hands on the remaining tickets....gotta get that VRI activity to feed the addiction.

Not me. I enjoy my time off and like to stop and smell the roses.

7/01/2017 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Maybe VRI will start accepting five positive community interactions in a month instead of movers.

7/01/2017 06:20:00 AM

Maybe VRI will accept IOU's instead of tickets..... sort of like Rahm wants many vendors to accept.
Rahm always "finds" the money for his ridiculous projects though( mentoring program in ghetto etc.)

7/01/2017 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is hilarious.
The police state, Terry Stop premise, has finally admitted that tail light out, I smell marijuana search the care take the not stolen gun on some law that isn't even supposed to be made or enforced in the first place, write tickets for revenue streams and make work for cops instead of having cops go after the ACTUAL criminals already existing (I mean to say, send cops out writing tickets instead of serving active warrants) is FINALLY so friggin obvious that the government itself can not come through with the tickets to write.

However, while staying fetal is a lot easier, it doesn't solve the real problem -that we need to treat our police forces with the respect they EARNED, by sending them after the killers, extorting mobsters, rapists, thieves and most importantly corrupt politicians too.

I see an angle here where politicians are using this fubar to explain AWAY the low ticket count being produced -as if it is their order, NOT you guys' protest. You know, an attempt to dispel the notion you guys are doing an organized work slow down due to their FOUL treatment of you.

Regardless, stay safe and keep it real. Fetal as a strategy is WORKING so keep it up! REAL criminals or don't risk it! You guys are not aware of how much support your efforts in this arena have.

7/01/2017 06:45:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Put the charges on a long form and TVB them. You'll be popular.

7/01/2017 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha, off topic but, the 13YEAR OLD little shithead Satan Disciple shot at 55th and Rockwell earlier got hit straight up the ass and exited through...wait for it...the scrotum! Balls blown off haha. Well...at least he won't be reproducing anytime soon! Hahaha

7/01/2017 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really think this was a boo boo

7/01/2017 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous GLG said...

"Barney did you order more ticket books?"
"No Ange I forgot"
"You beat everything you know that??"



Sheriff Andy Taylor
Mayberry NC

7/01/2017 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta be kidding! Are you sure this is real and really true? My God, if it is this city is in more trouble than I ever thought!

7/01/2017 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Sgt., what about that mover you keep bugging me about, hee, hee, hee, blow me.

7/01/2017 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta be kidding! Are you sure this is real and really true? My God, if it is this city is in more trouble than I ever thought!

7/01/2017 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well we can just make copies of the tickets like we do with the yellow time due slips ...

7/01/2017 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://freebeacon.com/issues/center-connected-rep-bobby-rushs-church-received-15-million-govt-grants/

7/01/2017 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rham violated the public trust with McDonald Video



But Why Why not prosecution



No impeachment




He admits to doing it






McJersey the key time to talk

7/01/2017 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...






Rham Deceived the People now Indicts 3 Cops

7/01/2017 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just make violators do a pinky-swear that they won't do it again and all is good.

7/01/2017 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the ultimate troll, or what?

7/01/2017 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired with a book in the garage fom 25 years ago. I can drop it by the station if it will help you boys out.

Find a copper that has an old squad car. Make a few traffic stops and pick up a little extra cash.

7/01/2017 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, you have some inept motherfuckers leading your fine cops each day.

What a shame and a waste.

Oh, and fuck you rahm.

7/01/2017 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again former 015th Dist idiot (KB) has stepped on his dick at 050. This time though the video has been forwarded to Worldstar for the world to see. Let's see how the Old Boy Network covers this up again.

7/01/2017 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You couldn't make that up!

Whose cousin is going to get that contract?

7/01/2017 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

Anonymous GLG said...
"Barney did you order more ticket books?"
"No Ange I forgot"
"You beat everything you know that??"



Sheriff Andy Taylor
Mayberry NC



One of the funniest most clever things Ive read on this blog. Very good.

By the way you have the same initials as a great ( now deceased) retired Captain George L Gannon

7/02/2017 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just got my property tax bill, up $500.00. Fuc--g lying, cheating jag--- politicians.

7/02/2017 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now, all retired officers upon reporting to headquarters for retirement, you will turn in your star, helmet and any un-used moving citation books.

7/02/2017 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It,s is all in the paper timing.

7/02/2017 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

/T interesting thing going on in Paris, they have a new app there, a "no-go" app. You can only guess why certain places are a "no-go" zone lol. All them AllaAkbar hooligans. That might work pretty good here ya think? Well now that I think about it...the whole damn city would be listed as no-go if it was here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/29/paris-app-warning-no-go-zone/amp/

7/01/2017 01:09:00 AM

The same thing will eventually happen here. They come here and pretend their 4 wives are relatives and they all get welfare and live off of our taxes while hating us and our way of life. Then each wife gets pregnant over and over just like in Europe and we continue to pay for them. Look at Michigan. There was a doctor performing female genital mutilation on little girls and you have leftists sticking up for that saying it's their culture. They do not assimilate and never will and these idiots want to bring in millions. As they keep multiplying more than any other race or religion, they will eventually take over and they know this. What until all these kids are of voting age. What do you think will happen then? London has a Muslim mayor who believes terrorism is part of living in a big city.


7/02/2017 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger Joker said...

Did Lil Kim sabotage the movers so she didn't have to prosecute as many Suspended/Revoked?

That would have to take a lot of advance planning, which I believe she is not capable of.

Most likely the reason is that the city hasn't paid the vendor in months and they finally decided to say "SCREW YOU! PAY US THE MONEY YOU OWE US!"

7/02/2017 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really sorry, but there is a reason for this problem. The federal government says that everybody must be included in municipal business contracts and people from all walks of life have the right to bid,advantage is given to women and minorities and when they are awarded the contracts some are simply Ill equipped to deliver the product. PS. Don't know if you know this but they can even charge more money because of them being disadvantaged. I sure wish I could get this contract.

7/02/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous GLG said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just got my property tax bill, up $500.00. Fuc--g lying, cheating jag--- politicians.

7/02/2017 03:39:00 AM


Not to worry just take your tax bill to Boss Mike Madigans law office and he will take care of it for you, 'wink, Wink, Nudge,Nudge,Know what I mean??"

7/02/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T interesting thing going on in Paris, they have a new app there, a "no-go" app. You can only guess why certain places are a "no-go" zone lol. All them AllaAkbar hooligans. That might work pretty good here ya think? Well now that I think about it...the whole damn city would be listed as no-go if it was here.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/29/paris-app-warning-no-go-zone/amp/

7/01/2017 01:09:00 AM

if you are planning on going to Paris and have dreams that this is a really great city, the City of Lights, well, you have a surprise coming to you. I went there on the train from Belgium two years ago. Yes, the same train that the shooters took a few months later. By the way, it seems most of Belgium if muslim. The train station in Paris is surrounded by thousands of people living in tents, most of the residents of these tents african muslims. The area surrounding my hotel, right in the center of Paris, their famous revolutionary plaza, was surrounded by slummy buildings and people lying on the sidewalks. The residents surrounding the plaza did not look prosperous or friendly. We did not do much walking around at night. It is a mostly dirty unsafe city.

Nope, no desire to goto that liberal slummy refugee loving dirt hole of a city. Just wanted to talk about the app and how fucked up things have gotten all around everywhere.

7/01/2017 04:30:00 PM


Did a few small stops during a cruise in Europe. My observation is that most of the europeans were not happy to see Americans, and were for the most part unfriendly and subtly annoyed with our presence. They would conduct business with you, take your money, then just wanted to out of their store, restaurant, etc. In Venice, there were shady Somalian refugees hanging on every other corner at the break of dawn. I wouldn't waste time or money going back because these countries are letting themselves go to shit. If it weren't for American soldiers, they'd all be speaking Russian. Soon they'll all be speaking arabic because they're too stupid to recognize an invasion when it is bombing them right in the ass.

7/02/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Just got my property tax bill, up $500.00. Fuc--g lying, cheating jag--- politicians.

7/02/2017 03:39:00 AM

I would be willing to bet that your increase will be the smallest that you will see in the coming years. I am in south burbs and was just reassessed and I expect an increase somewhere between $1500 and $2000. And, you will have to pay for the pensions in the coming few years, billions.

7/02/2017 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Boy, you have some inept motherfuckers leading your fine cops each day.

What a shame and a waste.

Oh, and fuck you rahm.

7/01/2017 10:55:00 PM

blame it on the corrupt promotion and assignment system of CPD, just another patronage arm of city hall. If merit and competence actually come together it is an accident

7/02/2017 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would bet the sign is spin. More likely that citation book printers haven't been paid for past orders and aren't providing any more until they're paid.

Thanks for all you do out there.

NW suburb police commissioner.

7/02/2017 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha, off topic but, the 13YEAR OLD little shithead Satan Disciple shot at 55th and Rockwell earlier got hit straight up the ass and exited through...wait for it...the scrotum! Balls blown off haha. Well...at least he won't be reproducing anytime soon! Hahaha

7/01/2017 07:06:00 PM

That's the wrong street. It was 55th & Rockswell!

7/02/2017 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I can see it now, all retired officers upon reporting to headquarters for retirement, you will turn in your star, helmet and any un-used moving citation books.
7/02/2017 03:44:00 AM

You're already supposed to turn them in before you retire, so they can be accounted for.

7/02/2017 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now this really is typical Chicago values: Don't pay your bills.

7/02/2017 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hahahahaha, off topic but, the 13YEAR OLD little shithead Satan Disciple shot at 55th and Rockwell earlier got hit straight up the ass and exited through...wait for it...the scrotum! Balls blown off haha. Well...at least he won't be reproducing anytime soon! Hahaha

7/01/2017 07:06:00 PM

I wonder if that hurt?????? I hope he can still get a morning woody........

7/02/2017 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This got to be a fucking joke. Why do I think its a joke, because the Dems are stupid but not that stupid. It's the golden goose, traffic court, fines, and having all that revenue stopped because there are no ticket books, really sounds like bullshit to me.

7/02/2017 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget movers and parkers. The city won't even front the money to fix the air conditioning in 006. One of the busiest districts in the city and the officers can't even get through an arrest without nearly passing out from heat exhaustion. Way to keep your troops healthy, E.J.

7/02/2017 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care what the box says, You will still come in with five. Get some paper, remember the ticket boxes and spaces, and hand them out. Next thing I'm gonna hear is "there's no beat tags" and you better handle that in a 1st grade construction type manner as well.
Loooking into making the whole squad car into paper. At that time direction will be given that arrests, transports, or anything really will not happen.

7/03/2017 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

city probably did not pay for the last batch yet so the company won't make them any more.

7/03/2017 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Various employees passed back and forth, to and fro.

Not ONE OF THEM acknowledged me, said hello, or apologized for the fact I was sitting in a construction zone.
----------
you do understand these are government employees, right?
have you ever been to a government office where this is not the case?

7/03/2017 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers who are hooked on VRI like a junkie is hooked on heroin will be fighting cutthroat style to get their hands on the remaining tickets....gotta get that VRI activity to feed the addiction.
----------------
those who have unused citations can perhaps sell them to those desperate to issue them. a win - win.

7/03/2017 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Gilligan said...

No problem!

7/03/2017 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. just fucking wow. double wow. stupid city.

7/04/2017 08:35:00 PM  

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