Wednesday, November 29, 2017

We're Guessing Insanity Plea

When you read a story like this, you might wonder why you didn't find another job:
  • A man accused of brutally killing his father was escorted out of bond court Tuesday after having several outbursts before the judge.

    Carlton Edmondson, 26, was arrested Saturday on charges of first-degree murder and violation of an order of protection. He is accused of killing and dismembering his father, Carl Edmondson, 61, of the 11500 block of South Bishop Street in the West Pullman neighborhood.

    [...] The victim’s brother knew his nephew previously had been ordered not to contact his father so he contacted the police. When authorities arrived, Carlton Edmondson answered the door and said his father was at the hospital.

    Officers then entered the house and found Carl Edmondson’s body at the bottom of the basement stairs. His head had been smashed in, with blood and brain matter strewn on the floor and walls. The victim’s penis had been severed and police located a piece of it in the basement, according to a statement read in court. Carl Edmondson also suffered deep lacerations to his lower body. His body also emitted a stench of gasoline, police said. The victim was pronounced dead at the scene, and the medical examiner’s office later said he died from blunt force injuries.

    Posted on Carlton Edmondson’s Facebook page that day was an image of a hand touching what appeared to be the victim’s battered skull.
The offender also had this bit of philosophical wisdom to offer in open court:
  • Edmondson appeared in bond court Tuesday in a white jumpsuit and handcuffs. As he entered the courtroom, he shouted something and continued to have outbursts throughout his hearing, at one point peering, wide-eyed, around the room.

    Some of his exclamations were lucid. As his charge of violation of an order of protection was read, Edmondson said calmly, “The order of protection is gone. He is no longer living.”
The judge didn't even entertain thoughts of bail.

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57 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No bail? But WHYYYYYYY not? Every other piece of crap criminal gets an iBond if they say they can't afford the bail, they get a low joke of a bail if they can afford something or if they claim "they'll be good".

This goof was clearly mad at dad. Is he "good" now?

*sigh* I jest. He clearly doesn't deserve bail, it's just that with all the nonsense going on in Crook County, I'm surprised he DIDN'T get it!

Next up: Does Kimmy charge him with "Felony Murder" or not? Stay tuned!

11/29/2017 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

"Too many young men of color are incarcerated
in the Cook County Department of Correction."
-Kim "Me And My Peoples/Folkses Revenge
Against Law Abiding Society" Foxx-

No worries...

This monster will be out on bond like all the
rest who are free to spread their love of death
and destruction all over this city.

"The Police are what's wrong with Chicago...
Once we finally fix THEM, everything else
will fall into place."

Everybody revels in taking it hard to The Police.

The Police have compelling rules of conduct
to abide by.

The political, media and social justice masters
of this city give a wide berth to the hyper-violent
swing-dick class of peoples/folkses because they
don't want to be on the business end of a flaming
car crashing through their front doors.

Or worse...

You see, it's easy to slap at The Police.
Everybody does it. It's fun. There is no
grief, pain, punishment or peril paid or
exacted such ongoing slaps.

Some would argue that Policemen, by
mere virtue of who they are and what
they do, are deeply deserving of every
slap and kick that comes their way.

SOMEBODY, has to gracefully bear being
society's bop bag as a condition of employment
and and indicator of their deemed societal standing.

Why... The whole damned thing might come
undone if such were not so.

Right?

Say a prayer for The Policemen who discovered
this horrible occurrence.

There are so many who carry the scars of similar such
and have to suffer the indignity of having to hold still
while being roundly defamed and demeaned by the
ignorant talk-shits and joyful haters...

"We can hire trained chimps to do what you guys
do. It'll be less money we have to spend and less
of you guys honoring yourselves. Come off the
cross already. What you do isn't that hard or
dangerous. You can quit if you don't like it..."

...Or something like that.
Right?

Police Like You Have No Friends.

11/29/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad, so sad. The son is an animal. Most likely from drugs and hopelessness. He needs to be permanently kept in a cage.

11/29/2017 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, no I Bond ? C'mon this is Cook County court. He should be back wandering the hood like the rest if them.

11/29/2017 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The judge didn't even entertain thoughts of bail."

Wonder why not. /sarcasm

11/29/2017 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? No I bond?

11/29/2017 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But will Kim Foxx approve felony murder? Will Bullwinkle release him since there are too blacks and brown people in jail already?

11/29/2017 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100 bucks says the father raped him for years as a kid.

11/29/2017 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only place a guy like that belongs is in a box 6' underground.

11/29/2017 06:17:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I'm surprised. No bail. Kimmy, Timmy, and Little Tommy must be upset.

11/29/2017 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the old man didn't have a gun. A piece of paper won't protect you from that.

11/29/2017 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, our court system under Kim Foxx will see that he get therapy instead of prison. It's an anger management issue, not a criminal issue.

11/29/2017 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw the insanity Plea.
We can't afford it, nor is it worthwhile keeping this screwball alive for the next 50+ Years, besides he's crazy as a fox.
Flip the switch on the old Electric Chair at 26th and Cal.

11/29/2017 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this is what it takes to have bail denied.

11/29/2017 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry after some pizza and a few sessions in the “peace circle” I’m sure Dart will release him on an electric monitoring bracelet.

11/29/2017 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn fucked up... any bets he does NOT get a life sentence, and gets less than 20 years. 👍 Democrat ASA says he can rehabilitated and put back one the streets --- say in Lincoln parks. He can beg for change outside of Walgreens

11/29/2017 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No cage he needs to put down like a rabid dog. To bad his fathers pens was not cut off prior to producing this pos.

11/29/2017 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya keep worrying about cops and cameras while this city turns into a shit hole

11/29/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bond......with E.M.

11/29/2017 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Retired peace officer said...

Surprise Kim Fox's office didn't reduce the charges to just simple battery on the this guy. Then give him a I-Bond an lrt him walk.

11/29/2017 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said box Chevy. You see stuff that you will never erase from your memory. A horror movie... but, real life.

11/29/2017 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The judge didn't even entertain thoughts of bail."

Heh...

So ONE Cook County judge had a moment of lucidity
at THIS particular moment in time when HE was able
to discern his DUTY to the upright and law-abiding
of greater society versus the usual catering to the
revanchist agenda of the persistently perpetually
aggrieved (Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx's
folkses and peoples) and their liberal progressive
Troskyite SJW enablers and abettors, by NOT setting
this MONSTER loose upon society as would be the usual?

Sure.

Of course the judge didn't even entertain thoughts of bail.

And what of all the other children of political fuckery
and social justice/social engineering swing-dickery
running around free, unencumbered, wholly ungoverned
and inflicting their peculiar brand of misery upon
this city?

"NO! Seriously! It's The POLICE who are the problem!"

The tragedy of it all is that there are those who
honestly and fervently believe it to be so, to the
point of deliberately paying no heed to anything else.

There must be some kind of apt descriptive for this kind
of eye-watering, fever swamp insanity that exists primarily
in the large, democrat controlled urban centers of this nation.

11/29/2017 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A case study for capital punishment.

11/29/2017 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

appears that this person has a mental problem and was in need of professional help long ago.

11/29/2017 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If thats what you have to do to get locked up with no bail, shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeetttttt!! better get out of Chicago now!

11/29/2017 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The judge didn't even entertain the thought of a bond? I'm surprised Kimmy didn't play advocate for the defendant and plead for a low bond because "Darn Judge, there are already too many people of color behind bars".

11/29/2017 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the judge is keeping this killer in jail long enough that the citizens can arm up before one of them accidentally pisses him off some evening while taking a stroll down the sidewalk.
That or the judge wants to get an armed security staff arranged before he gets out.

J.J.

11/29/2017 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Made for TV shit

11/29/2017 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Bradoplata said...

No bail, but will he still have the option of pizza or beating off in front of lawyers?

11/29/2017 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real news is
He had a DADDY!

11/29/2017 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 0146am.
Thank you Sigmund Freud!

11/29/2017 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!

The cowards at the fibune still haven't
opened the comments section to this story...

Too much "reality" for them, eh?

Too close to their white-guilt north shore
progressive sensibilities to not only have
one representative face (of many) on that which is the
urban pathology, (read as the "culture of death")
but also indicative of their peculiar wont to stifle
any commentary/discussion on "what to do," that
absolutely cannot be centered upon beating the shit
out of The Police just because they have conditions
of employment and compelling rules of conduct
("PUNCH BUGGY! No punch back!") to abide by.

But if a Cop looks at someone in an "unfriendly
manner," the comments section would be lit aflame
with shit-talkery and joyful hatred.

Not for damned good reasons is Chicago identified
as a "Sink Hole City."




11/29/2017 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#BLM should take ownership and post his bond...

>Pregnant Pause
by all the usual suspects<

Well... Why the fuck not?
Any and all kinds of other eye-watering crazy shit is allowed
during this era of re-booting of what reality and common sense are.

It's all in the eye of the beholder...

Let's play "Spot The REAL Racists If'n Y'all Can."

>Pfffft!<

Yeah ok...

11/29/2017 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Debbie wasserman Shultz was pleading insanity

11/29/2017 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This savage will be treated in the DOC county mental facility and after getting his month supply prescription of wellbutrin and prozac, they'll recommend he be released because he's been "rehabilitated". Years from now, after everyone has forgotten the grisly details and the soup of the day is another sensationally fabricated police scandal, they will be interviewing this animal on 60 minutes as a another victim of the racist prison system.

11/29/2017 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...
"Too many young men of color are incarcerated
in the Cook County Department of Correction."
-Kim "Me And My Peoples/Folkses Revenge
Against Law Abiding Society" Foxx-

No worries...

This monster will be out on bond like all the
rest who are free to spread their love of death
and destruction all over this city.

"The Police are what's wrong with Chicago...
Once we finally fix THEM, everything else
will fall into place."

Everybody revels in taking it hard to The Police.

The Police have compelling rules of conduct
to abide by.

The political, media and social justice masters
of this city give a wide berth to the hyper-violent
swing-dick class of peoples/folkses because they
don't want to be on the business end of a flaming
car crashing through their front doors.

Or worse...

You see, it's easy to slap at The Police.
Everybody does it. It's fun. There is no
grief, pain, punishment or peril paid or
exacted such ongoing slaps.

Some would argue that Policemen, by
mere virtue of who they are and what
they do, are deeply deserving of every
slap and kick that comes their way.

SOMEBODY, has to gracefully bear being
society's bop bag as a condition of employment
and and indicator of their deemed societal standing.

Why... The whole damned thing might come
undone if such were not so.

Right?

Say a prayer for The Policemen who discovered
this horrible occurrence.

There are so many who carry the scars of similar such
and have to suffer the indignity of having to hold still
while being roundly defamed and demeaned by the
ignorant talk-shits and joyful haters...

"We can hire trained chimps to do what you guys
do. It'll be less money we have to spend and less
of you guys honoring yourselves. Come off the
cross already. What you do isn't that hard or
dangerous. You can quit if you don't like it..."

...Or something like that.
Right?

Police Like You Have No Friends.


11/29/2017 01:01:00 AM

Amen brother. You say it well. I expect this treatment from bosses media and politicians but not my own Father.

Tim O'Brien

11/29/2017 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, bet the father was molesting the kid.

11/29/2017 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100 bucks says the father raped him for years as a kid.

11/29/2017 06:15:00 AM

^^^^^THIS.

11/29/2017 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? No I-bond?

11/29/2017 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This all could have been avoided if if Foxx and Evans stopped wanting everyone released on an I-BOND. Instead, he would have been in jail after breaking his dad's window and this poor man would not have been beaten to death by his son.

11/29/2017 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not insane, this is normal tribal behavior.

11/29/2017 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing the dad had that wonderful piece of paper to waive at his son. That piece of paper really protected him. Whenever I go on a domestic I tell the victim fuck an order of protection. You have to protect yourself. Go buy a gun.

11/29/2017 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

"100 bucks says the father raped him for years as a kid."

You might be onto something, there...that bit about the penis is kind of a red flag, yeah?

11/29/2017 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of his exclamations were lucid. As his charge of violation of an order of protection was read, Edmondson said calmly, “The order of protection is gone. He is no longer living.”

He sounds quite logical to me and should be released immediately on his own recognizance to continue sharing his "Chicago Values" as proclaimed by the icky twerp Murder Mayor...

11/29/2017 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the old man didn't have a gun. A piece of paper won't protect you from that.
---------------------------------------------------

He did.

11/29/2017 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll have a book deal and hit the talk show
circuit after the meds finally quiet the voices
in his head.

...Or not.

11/29/2017 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sad to hear this. I locked the son up a few months ago. The fathered pleaded and pleaded for help w tears in his eyes. Exactly what he thought would happen, happened. So sad.

11/29/2017 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We do not know the whole back story folks. Most likely came from a broken family. I see it with some Boy Scouts I have taught and encountered. Possible his father abused him? We are all to quick to judge without knowing the full story. Just saying.

J.J.

11/30/2017 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure he can be rehabilitated.

11/30/2017 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it could have been worse. Its not like he ate him.

11/30/2017 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should send this article to Jeff Bezos and show him what a shit hole city this is.

11/30/2017 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bailiff's need to be issued those good old fashioned slappers. You know, just to teach proper courtroom manners and respect to those that didn't learn it at home. (Besides, dentists could use the business.)

J.J.

11/30/2017 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Bailiff's need to be issued those good old fashioned slappers. You know, just to teach proper courtroom manners and respect to those that didn't learn it at home. (Besides, dentists could use the business.)

J.J.

11/30/2017 10:36:00 AM


Saw a custom make from a small reputable company.

A new and improved version of the old Bucheimer "Texas" sap.

About 15" long, eight ply leather and the business
end was about the diameter of a hockey puck...

Approximately 24oz...

Heh...
THAT'S the muthafuckah to have up your sleeve!

"Dunno wut da Po-leece did but ol' boy
just fell over!"

Handy.
Fast.
No need to dirty your hands
on some wild-assed, unfathered/mis-mothered/
wholly ungoverned adult 3 year old pitching a
violent tantrum because they're not understanding
No you can't/Stop doing that/You're under arrest.

"Dooo The Wagon Man Polkaaaa!"

>STOMP!<
Says the left foot.

>KICK!<
Says the right ankle.

>SLAP!<
Goes an eye.

>SNATCH!<
Goes some armpit hair.

>WHAP!<
Says the sap to whatever hand is
reaching for whichever previously
affected body part...

Repeat the above dance steps all
the way to the wagon until the door
is closed and locked.

The less fighting The Police had to do,
the better things were.

Oh yeah...
Lose those silly "athletic shoes" and spend
the money on some good and sturdy hard soled/
hard toed, 3 season "Boondocker" type boots.

11/30/2017 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with all you people "the father must have molested him". How bout this asshole be accountable for his own actions??? It's always gotta be someone else's fault. Gets old. Real quick. This father probably lived in hell every single day with this POS walking around.

12/01/2017 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the "homes with no fathers" that is always listed here every time a crime is committed?

12/01/2017 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


He is being considered for membership of the Savage Nation of shitters that Dart loves. He will soon be rewarded his membership soon when he is able to smear shit to cover his cell door and wall and write a letter to Dart on the entire canvas of shit demanding a pizza.

12/01/2017 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


He is being considered for membership of the Savage Nation of shitters that Dart loves. He will soon be rewarded his membership soon when he is able to smear shit to cover his cell door and wall and write a letter to Dart on the entire canvas of shit demanding a pizza.

12/01/2017 10:55:00 PM  

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